Imagine Gladio using Iris in his early workout days.
Iris with a megaphone, yelling encouraging and also dorky things at Gladio. Clarus looks on in amusement, trying desperately not to laugh. Gladio claims that it bothers him but it actually helps him a lot, motivation-wise.
Noctis and Ignis are sneaking around the palace one day when WHOOSH, there goes Gladio, rolling Iris around in a wheelbarrow at high speeds. They’re gone before Noct and Iggy can even begin to comprehend what just happened.
Iris sitting on Gladio’s back while he’s doing push ups. Gladio jokingly collapsing when she climbs on, “Six, Iris, what have you been eating? You’re so heavy!"
Iris joining in on Gladio’s workouts. Imagine them both in sweatpants.
Sweaty bear hugs.
^"Ewww, Gladdy stop it, you’re all gross!"
^^"Hug monsters have no mercy!!"
Sparring together. Gently. Gently sparring together. (One time Gladio hit a lil too hard and Iris cried and he almost made her quit but she was like "um haha no. I will get better” and he couldn’t say no to that face)
They have competitions as to who can do the most squats, pushups, longest wall sits, etc.
Morning jogs that turn into races.
Gladio jogging with Iris on his back.
Clarus has so many pics of the two of them, like candids and also a whole bunch where they’re standing next to each other and flexing their Big Muscles™
Iris helping keep time and keep count, so Gladio can focus on what he’s doing and not have to worry about keeping track of results.
Iris making Gladio little mid-workout snacks. Fruit cups! Along those lines, Iris acting as the hydration team.
One time they’re sparring together and Iris just vaults up his greatsword and knees him in the face and he’s just out cold and she immediately is really upset because “OH MY GOD DID I KILL HIM” but Clarus reassures her that he’s just unconscious. When Gladio wakes up Iris expects him to be upset but he grins like “THAT WAS AMAZING. MY LITTLE SISTER CAN KICK BUTT.” (though he hopes to never be on the receiving end again)
Tending to each other’s exercise injuries. (Gladio hates ice baths)
You see this face? This is the face of someone over 100 lbs over weight who just ran 12 minutes non stop! (and is clearly a little surprised by herself)
RWF FTW! (Running while fat). I have never ran 12 minutes non stop before, not even when much younger or much lighter. Progress, finally.
In addition to that run, today at the gym I also did 10 minutes on the bike, 10 on the elliptical, 5 on the rower, did weights, 40 wall pushups, 20 step-ups and 10 army situps. Going to swim later, probably 1 km.
Feeling good about my fitness progress, just wish my body and weight would show it as well.
Currently down 53 lbs.
I know things would move along faster if I was more regimented in my eating, but I get so much pleasure from food and am so miserable when eating that way that I don’t know if it is a trade off I am willing to make.
When Harmony at mybigfatfitlife and I were talking about this challenge, I said I really wanted to see an optional, attainable fitness portion attached to it. I’m not sure how to articulate exactly what my brain was thinking, but I did this kickass bodyweight strength training program last fall. It was awesome, and the approach was all about making small goals and smashing them. The coach really emphasized that we needed to move at our own pace, make personal records and then destroy them.
And so making small goals in relation to increasing my strength - they go hand in hand. And I want to share idea, and hopefully see it transform into new habits for you too.
Bodyweight strength training is awesome because you don’t need any equipment. You don’t need a gym. You need yourself, and normal household items. Like a floor. A dining room table. A doorway. A wall. Prisoners come out of solitary confinement absolute machines because they’ve done bodyweight exercises. And I’m not suggesting solitary for anyone, but there is a valuable lesson to be learned from the incarcerated: Anyone can build muscle in any situation.
I have a whole PILE of exercises we’re going to try out. You can participate any time you want to, for whatever workouts, and whichever exercises you want to try. Some of these exercises you already know, and love to hate, like burpees, push-ups, sit-ups and squats. Others you will never have heard of, and will grow to actually love.
For week one of this challenge, we’re going to test what we are capable of. You need to try out the exercises, and record how many you can do as your baseline. I will provide modifications for a bunch of them, so if you can’t do something, there’s something else for you to try.
June 1 - No exercises today. What are your bodyweight strength training goals? Do you have a particular part of your body you would like to strengthen? What bodyweight strength training experience do you have?
June 2 - Test your arms today! Do as many of the following with good form as you can:
Let Me Ins - these are kinda fun. You can also try a doorway pull-through - stand in your doorway, hands on either side of the door jamb, and sorta sit back. Then pull yourself through.
Table top pull-up - I can’t find a video for this, so let me describe: Lay under your dining room table. Place your hands on the table edge, fingers on the top of the table, thumb on the underside. Pull yourself off the floor, toward the table.
Push-ups - there’s a pile of modifications if you can’t do the traditional ‘off-the-toes’ push ups. Wall pushups, floor pushups (2 from the knees, one from the toes)
Tricep dips - This woman is too perky for words, however, there’s one way of doing tricep dips. If those are too hard, do them at a higher angle - using a low stool, or a chair.
(I’m going to try to get the Manthing to video me doing the ones I described, as horrifying as that might be, but it won’t be tonight. Stay tuned!)
June 3 - No bodyweight training today. Do whatever your usual fitness plan calls for for the day. Or some light cardio. Go for a walk! Yay walking! The point is: don’t do anything for this challenge today.
June 4 - Test your legs/bum today! Do as many of the following with good form as you can:
As we progress through the challenge, I will throw in new and exciting bodystrength exercises, and demo videos (whether they are youtube or my own crappy home vids remains to be seen). These workouts are OPTIONAL, but I hope you will decide to try them out at least once a week, just to add some variety to your week, and make you think about quick easy exercises you can do at anytime, anywhere - which is perfect for a small goal, right?
Don’t forget, tag your posts with #jsj15, #mybigfatfitlife and #deartreadmill so that those other folks who are doing the challenge can see how things are going, and so Harmony and I can watch your progress!