wall hunters

When people ask me why do I get all obsessed over cartoons and fictional characters:

Me:  Because I can? 

Originally posted by giphygiff

A Hunter’s Guide to Titans: Pluses and Minuses

PLUSES

1) Usually amused by stories about Warlocks

A fine quality in a comrade.

2) Really good battlefield distractions

Eager to punch stuff. Makes it easy to strategically retreat. Encourage this. 

3) Very easy to fool with loaded dice

Don’t believe in cheating. Delicious.

4) Willing to make and lose the same bet over and over

Impressively stubborn. I even heard some idiot thought he could outrun a Golden Gun.

5) Require little combat maintenance outside of gummy snacks

Save them for when you need them, otherwise you’ll go through a lot of snacks.

6) Good drinking buddies, bad at drinking contests

They always think they’ll win, right up until the point they pass out. Equally amusing to see people try to drag a Titan in full plate out of a crowded bar.

Surprisingly good dancers.


MINUSES

1) Overeager to sacrifice themselves for the City

No one is asking you to die, okay? Stop offering.

2) Won’t shut up about walls

Shut up about the Walls already.

3) Less fun when they learn about the loaded dice

Try to get a head start.

4) Difficult to outrun in a straight line

Related.

5) Take everything way too seriously

Also, prone to grumpiness without gummy snacks.

6) Fist bumps hurt a lot

Ghosts get sick of re-setting bones.

Reblog (or like) this post if you post any of the stuff below and I’ll check out your blog and maybe follow

Steins;Gate

Bungou Stray Dogs

Danny Phantom

My Hero Academia

Seraph Of The End

Hunter X Hunter

Yu-Yu Hakusho

Re: Zero - Starting Life In Another World

The Seven Deadly Sins

Kiznaiver

Psycho-Pass

Attack On Titan

Shaman King

Phi Brain: Puzzle Of God

Akame Ga Kill

Punchline

Over The Garden Wall

Avatar The Last Airbender

Durarara!!

Gravity Falls

Food Wars!

Tokyo Ghoul

Sword Art Online

Tiger And Bunny

Future Diary

Samurai Flamenco

Parasyte

Fairy Tail

Magi

Blue Exorcist

Noragami

Erased

The Devil Is A Part Timer

Naruto

Danganronpa

Five Nights at freddys

Undertale

Overwatch

Hunter, Part 2

HERE IT IS!  The often requested and long-awaited sequel to my fic Hunter.  If you haven’t read the first part, make sure you read it before you read this!  I was quite nervous about writing a sequel to Hunter, as that fic is nice and steamy, so I hope this does it justice.  There’s some nervousness, smut, fluff, and cute Sam-Dean banter toward the end.  I hope you all enjoy!

Summary: Your semi-regular phone call with a sex hotline brings you to meet a very attractive stranger.

warnings: smutty smut, some fluff, and some cuteness

word count: ~4800 (you asked for it!)


From the previous part:

You were standing face-to-face with the Adonis from earlier, the one who had started the whole fantasy you and Hunter had.  Like you had been hoping, he was only wearing jeans, bare torso directly in front of your face.  Unable to control yourself, your eyes roamed his muscles, admiring the sheen of sweat that covered his pecs and collarbone.

“Um,” he spoke, the familiar rumbling baritone sound sending jolts between your legs.  Your eyes snapped back up to his, a beautiful mixture of green and hazel swirling in front of you.  “Can I help you?”

You swallowed deeply, and he looked at you with curiosity.

“Hunter?”

A widening of eyes and sharp intake of breath confirmed your wildest dreams.

Keep reading

Can you reblog if you post/like

I have never done one of this so why not, (you can delete it from your blog once i have followed you thanks)

  • Achievement Hunter 
  • Rooster Teeth 
  • Homestuck 
  • Steven Universe 
  • Pokemon 
  • Adventure Time 
  • Star Vs The Forces of Evil 
  • Bee & PuppyCat 
  • Percy Jackson 
  • Harry Potter 
  • Gravity Falls 
  • Over the Garden Wall
  • Game Theorist 
  • Dan and Phil 
  • K-pop (BTS, Exo, Super Junior, Shinee…etc) 
  • OFF 
  • Ib 
  • Welcome to Night Vale 
  • cats
  • if you draw any of the above 
  • if yOU DRAW, PLEASE. 


 **also if you like any of those and you wanna be friends ill be really happy to be your friend ;w; -also i will draw you like a character of any of those fandoms lol-