- Achilles: Honey!
- Patroclus: What?
- Achilles: Where is my spear?
- Patroclus: What!?
- Achilles: WHERE IS MY SPEAR??
- Patroclus: I put it away!
- Achilles: Where!?
- Patroclus: Why do you NEED to know!?
- Achilles: I need it!
- Patroclus: Nuh uh! Don't you even think about running off doing no daring do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!
- Achilles: The world is in danger!
- Patroclus: My evening is in danger!!
- *explosions in the background as Trojans breach the wall*
- Achilles: Tell me where my spear is, man! We're talking about the greater good!
- Patroclus: GREATER GOOD?? I'm your boyfriend!! I'm the greatest GOOD you're ever going to get!
prompt: mike catches livan flirting with ginny