wall bombing

new show idea: anthony bourdain and gordon ramsay travel the united states visiting hole-in-the-wall dives with bomb-ass food. bourdain picks out the restaurants and spends the first however-long of the episode talking up how fucking amazing this place is. when they get there it is always in a strip mall, or a shack in the woods, or a trailer under an overpass. ramsay is constantly scared and confused. bourdain is usually also scared and confused but pretends he is actually cool with whatever, in keeping with every other show he has ever done.

shots from every episode:

  • bourdain completely terrified by ramsay’s driving
  • bonus points if ramsay refuses to just drive a normal car like a normal fucking person
  • the look of horror and resignation on ramsay’s face when he sees where they’re going to be eating
  • ramsay taking in every possible health code violation
  • bourdain’s poorly-contained sadistic glee at the look on ramsay’s face
  • at least one scene that is more censor beeps than audible dialogue
  • ramsay’s vindication when bourdain ends up trapped in the bathroom shitting his guts out
  • bourdain’s complete lack of remorse and insistence that it was completely worth it

RHAEGAR FUCKING TARGARYEN NAMED TWO OF HIS SONS AEGON, THE WHITE WALKERS FUCKING TOOK DOWN THE WALL AND LOOKED BOMB AF DOING IT, LENA HEADEY AND PETER DINKLAGE HAD THE MOST WELL-ACTED SCENE FUCKING EVER, BRIENNE AND JAIME EYE FUCKED, I AM POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES TONIGHT THAT WAS FUCKING WICKED

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The Wall Street Bombing took place in New York in the year 1920 when a horse-drawn carriage filled with 100 pounds of dynamite and 500 pounds of iron was parked outside the J.P. Morgan Bank in New York City. The bomb killed 38 people and wounded another 143.

There was speculation that communists or anarchists were behind the bombing, but unfortunately, the perpetrator was never caught.