walking leaves

BTS as things my friends have said

Namjoon: “Nothing happened. You didn’t see anything. I didn’t just drop my drink, and the lamp is not broken. Stop looking at me.”

Jungkook: “You should come to the gym with me some time! I go at 8 every morning… Why are you looking at me like that? What? Don’t most people?!”

Seokjin: “I’m making dinner, and no, I don’t need your help. Last time was a bit… Tell you what. How about you sit waaay over there and grate the cheese.”

Hoseok: “Those people just gave us a weird look but like?? What’s weird about skipping through six flags? The real question is why aren’t they skipping too?”

Taehyung: “You guys all know that I’m secretly a furry, right?”

Yoongi: “How about everyone else goes for a walk and leaves me alone to sleep on the couch.” *Is asleep in 0.2 seconds*

Jimin: “I’m not cute!! I’m SCARY! Fear me! … Can I have a cookie please?”

A/N Obviously this is just for fun. I’ve seen some of these floating around tumblr and I thought “my friends say all kinds of weird things” and decided to do one of my own (it took like 2 minutes but it was fun). <3

What would NCT U be like jealous?


I thought this was requested but it wasn’t lol oh well. Enjoy.


Originally posted by nctuhohahyes

The type to just sit and glare. He wouldn’t be the type to say anything, not just when he’s jealous, but in general too. Whenever you were with his members, he wouldn’t mind though - he trusted you and he trusted him. But if you were with anyone he was unfamiliar with or didn’t trust, he’d watched from afar staring at him with glazing, cold eyes. Eventually you spot his behaviour, and leave them walking towards Taeil and wrapping him into a tight hug. “You don’t need to worry about me Taeil, I’m all yours”, you’d reassure him, smoothing out the frown lines between his eyebrows.


Originally posted by exoequalsmylife

Taeyong wouldn’t get jealous often or easily. He knew he was yours and you were his; your relationship would be very deep, sincere and genuine - neither of you would be willing to satisfy such a bond. There would be the rare occasion where he’d turn very sour, bitter and jealous. Usually, if he was already quite upset or self conscious as it was, seeing you with any man but him, would make him very jealous. He’d immediately storm up to you, grabbing you by the arm and pulling you away from the conversation, despite your protests. Pulling you into another room, he’d enclose you into a tight hug and whispering into your neck to never leave him.


Originally posted by nctinfo

As a boyfriend, Doyoung would be more than delighted to show you off to everyone and would basically be your biggest fan (even if you weren’t famous or an idol or anything) He liked having other people stare at you with admiration, with the full satisfaction of knowing that yes, they could look, but no, they couldn’t have you. Doyoung would get jealous if you didn’t tell him about your plans with one of your male friends; it would worry him a bit. He’d turn very clingy, first pouting and swinging your hands between you and him, hoping his cuteness would stop you from going. It’d go through many stages of aegyo and kisses and complaints until he’d be literally clinging to your leg, begging you not to go with tears in his eyes at this point.


Originally posted by tenchittaphonsnose

Ten would be the type to stick to your side and be very shady towards the male in questions. Threading his fingers through yours, he’d rest your head onto his shoulder, smirking at your friend who furrowed their eyebrows slightly. Whenever he (your friend) said anything, Ten would fake laugh and say something sarcastic in return. Expect many eye rolls and heavy sighs from Ten too. Eventually he would be way too rude for your liking, and you’d have to pull him away and lecture him - but this would only make him grin since he got what he wanted.


Originally posted by y-ta

Jaehyun would immediately go silent and walk away angrily if ever he was jealous. He knew that if he stayed there any longer, he’d only do or say something he’d later regret. Knowing fully well that you felt his presence leave, he’d continue the silent treatment not even looking at you when you came over to comfort him. Eventually he’d break and rant at you, which was surprising for you since Jaehyun was rarely open and blunt with his feelings.


Originally posted by monoka

Mark would try to hide his jealousy. He wouldn’t want his feelings to affect anyway; he’d think he was being unreasonable and would fight with his conscious as to what to do. Pushing the feelings back, he’d put a smile on and pretend things were okay. However, as time goes on, his smile would falter and his heart would drop when he saw you made no attempt to pay attention to him instead. He’d end up putting up with it though, until afterwards where you’d apologise and comfort him for being so insensitive towards him.

Newt Scamander Imagine On Your Side Part 5 Ending

Are you going to write another part?

Could you, maybe, write one more part?


Think you guys are trying to tell me something

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

You stuffed your clothes into the suitcase on your bed, not bothering to fold or organise them. You’d decided to leave after walking out of the subway station. Newt would be upset, of course, but you couldn’t watch him live happily with someone else, when you wanted to be that person. You knew it would only end in pain. 

Someone knocked on the door and you stopped, sighing at the interruption. Glancing back at your half filled suitcase, you walked towards the door, deciding to open it. As you did so, your eyes met newt’s and you froze.

“What are you doing here?” You asked shakily and Newt bit his lip, looking into your home.

“We need to talk. Can i come in?” He asked and you debated it, wondering if you really wanted to talk, but elected to let him in anyway. You closed the door behind him and noticed him staring at the suitcase.

“Wh-are you leaving?” It was more of an accusation than a question and he turned to face you, but you didn’t dare look at him. Your silence was enough of an answer for him.


“I cant stay here Newt. Not anymore.” You defended, before he could say anything. Newt looked at you, his eyes begging to know why you were leaving. 

“It’s too hard. I moved here to get away from my feelings for you and I thought it’d worked, but then you showed up and it’s all gone to hell and I didn’t even care, until I saw you with Tina and I knew we’d never be together.” You spoke passionately, your eyes staring into Newt’s, as he processed your words.

“So your solution is to run away? To not tell me anything and leave, as if this is my fault?” Newt sounded broken and you bit your lip. You’d never seen him so upset about anything.

“I’m trying to make this easier-”

“On who? Yourself? Me?” 

“You, obviously. I don’t want to keep lingering around, ruining things, because I have feelings for you. I don’t want either of us to get hurt again.” You replied, your voice strained.

“You think you’d make this easier if you left? If you went, i don’t know what I’d do. When I left Hogwarts, I missed you more than anything and when I found you again, everything felt good again. I know I’ve made mistakes, but I;m more than willing to chase you around the world to prove that I’m sorry.” You stared at him, taken aback by what he was saying.

“Why? You had Leta and now you have Tina.” You reasoned and Newt stepped closer to you.

“Because I’m in love with you.” The two of you stared at each other, looking into the others eyes, before a wide smile broke on your face. Newt smiled too and gently kissed you, as if he was scared you’d leave.

“Does this mean you’re on my side?” Newt asked and you looked at him with a smile.


Requests are open

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.

my mom watches her shows in the family room of our house where everyone is always hanging out and sometimes theres a (hetero) sex scene in whatever she’s watching and no matter how explicit or non explicit it is no one cares. its not a big deal. i mean its a little weird sometimes to just listen to really bad moaning for a solid minute but its not like she changes the channel or anything its just part of the show.

but me? i flinch when i’m watching two girls on my laptop and someone walks by or enters the room. not sex with two girls just. two girls. thats all. i pause the video and i wait for them to leave, my heart beating really fast. im not even in the closet. if the girls kiss i feel like i have to hide my screen and make sure no one saw i was watching that. 

i hate this more than anything

anyway. here’s the top 5 grammatically unusual phrases containing the f-word that resonate with me the most currently

1. what’s so fuck then
2. what the hap is fuckening
3. Shut Your Fuck
4. fuck of
5. something’s fucky