walker texas rangers


if you’ve never watched “walker, texas ranger” i’m sorry. if you’ve watched it, and you were trying to forget, i’m sorry. for your entertainment, here’s “winchester, texas ranger(s): a supernatural 13x06 parody”. 

Warframe but like in high school

Atlas: Senior. Workout buddies with Rhino. Has a rock collection. Surprisingly good at cooking.

Ash: Senior. Bros with Excalibur. Closet weeb. Thinks Banshee is attractive.

Banshee: Junior. Loves listening to dubstep. Headphones never come off…NEVER. Very quiet and shy.

Chroma: Senior. Has a large pet lizard that he feeds live chickens named “Draco”. Plays Dragonborn in Dungeons & Dragons. Has multiple dragon posters.

Excalibur: Senior. Plays Quarterback on the football team. Has high grades. Also closet weeb. Has a crush on Mag.

Ember: Junior. Has a thing for Valkyr. Throws lit firecrackers at people. Smokes weed.

Equinox: Freshmen. Creepy twins. Finish each other’s sentences. One wears black, the other wears white. ALWAYS together.

Frost: Junior. Has a thing for Ember. Is always wearing a hoodie because he’s cold…all the time.

Harrow: Sophomore. Really into occult stuff. Has Demonic pentagrams on his notebooks and lockers. “Do you have time to talk about our Lord and savior, Satan?” is the line he uses to break the ice. Taken a liking to Nekros. History teacher’s favorite. Scares the hell outta Mag. (Poor girl.)

Hydroid: Sophomore. Likes pirates of the Caribbean. Wears a pirate hat everywhere. Perverted. Tells terrible pirate related puns.

Inaros: Sophomore. Has a beetle collection. Timid. When threatened throws pocket sand. Nekros’ younger brother.

Ivara: Freshman. Loves Archery. Reads comics. Green Arrow and Hawkeye are favorite heroes. Pro Hanzo in Overwatch. Always falls asleep in class.

Limbo: Junior. Wears a Tux everywhere. Thinks he’s good with the ladies. Not very good with the ladies. Terrible at Math.

Loki: Sophomore. Ash’s younger brother. Plays pranks with Mirage. Has a criminal record for Vandalism and Public indecency. Also smokes weed.

Lotus: Principal. Knows everything about the students. Chooses to do nothing about it. Inexplicably always drinking coffee. Plays handheld games (like DS and PSP) during work hours.

Mag: Freshman. Trusted by Lotus to keep everyone in check. Never acts out. Straight A’s. Makes Nyx jealous because her boobs are bigger. Loves Astrology and Physics. Has science blog. Smallest in school

Mirage: Senior. Teases Loki with “Perverted acts”. Loves playing pranks. Blew up Principal’s bathroom and didn’t get caught. Rarely shows up for class. Likes to dress Mag up in outfits.

Mesa: Junior. Plays Overwatch with Ivara, mains McCree. Loves to tell you what time it is (you know damn well what I mean) Has a bunch of old Cowboy movies. Remembers every scene of Walker Texas Ranger.

Nyx: Senior. Small boobs, big brain. Everyone listens to her, Sorta the disciplinarian.

Nekros: Senior. Always wears all black. Never smiles. Childhood friendswith Saryn. Unaware that almost every girl and Limbo (excluding Nyx, Saryn, Ember, and Mirage) is afraid of him.

Nezha: Sophomore. Only Transgender in school, loves to tell everyone about it. Burned down the gym one time and didn’t get caught. Wrote his name in fire in the school courtyard.

Nidus: Junior. Owns every zombie movie ever. Likes to wear zombie makeup to school. Jumpscares Mag all of the time.

Nova: Freshman. Best at astrophysics…beats Mag actually. Has a weird thing for blowing shit up. Respected by Ember. Tutors Rhino and Valkyr.

Oberon: Junior. President of Nature club. Loves butterflies. Extremely dense but has an A in biology.

Octavia: Junior. Banshee and her are the female equivalent of bros for life. Made Banshee’s Spotify playlist. Makes her own mixtapes. Plays said mixtapes on morning announcements. Lotus would do something about it if she didn’t really like the music.

Rhino: Senior. Jacked! Pretty dumb. Great football player.

Saryn: Senior. Owns a Katana for God knows why. Pretty chill. Student Council president. Smokes weed and drinks. Developed feelings for Nekros. Created the dogmatic teaching of “Biggest boobs makes the rules”. Also not very liked by Nyx.

Stalker: Sophomore. Emo. Probably planning school shooting. Hates everyone but Nekros. Has a really creepy crush on Mirage.

Titania: Freshman. VP of nature club Huge crush on Oberon but will never say it. Even dressed up as a butterfly to get him to notice her only to be outshined by his butterfly costume.

Teshin: Gym teacher. Doesn’t give a fuck.

Trinity: Junior. Goody two shoes. Helps out the school nurse. Wants to be a doctor. Asked Volt to play Doctor. Volt thought she wanted to like practice medicine which they did…sorta.

Vauban: Senior. Engineer. In robotics. A’s in physics. Heard of sports at most. Always in charge of fixing everyone’s….everything. Lotus even bribed him to fix the computersin the lab rather than paying for an actual professional. Worked out in the end.

Volt: Junior. On track team. Listens to Sonic the hedgehog soundtrack while jogging. Crush on Saryn. Avoids Trinity actively.

Valkyr: Sophomore. Good at gym but not much else. Anger issues. Pummeled Hydroid to a pulp for looking at her butt too long. Rhino’s younger cousin.

Zephyr: Junior. Owns a pet hawk that creeps out everyone considering it follows her every command. Does parkour and hanglides.

Wukong: Freshman. Practices gymnastics. Practices martial arts with the Bo staff just to say he can. Showed up to practice drunk one time. Has a pet monkey named Pyjak that he puts sunglasses on and takes selfies with.

Clem & Darvo: College kids that hang out near the school. The suppliers of all of the contraband that goes around the school.

Amaryn (New Loka Lady): Vice Principal. Lotus’ advisory and all-around babysitter. Struggling to find a way to hide Lotus’ video games from her.

Cressa Tal (Steel Meridian Lady): English Teacher. Claims she hates men yet has a new boyfriend every few weeks. Every class is like a sad romance novel.

Arbiters of Hexis: Mean teachers I forgot to cover.

Ergo Glast (Perrin Sequence guy): Math Teacher. So boring he sometimes puts himself to sleep while he’s at the board teaching.

Red Veil dude: History Teacher. During class he makes random Conspiracy theories. Everyone thinks he’s crazy.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan RareChar || Rebloggable Character Representation Masterlist

This is a masterlist of characters fans have requested be represented on this blog. If there are characters you would like to see added to the list, please send an ask to @jeffreydeanmorganrarechar.

1. Patrick Thomas Sullivan (The Accidental Husband)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

2. Sam Ryan (Angel)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

3. Dr. Edward Marcase (The Burning Zone)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

4. The Courier (The Courier)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

5. Bryan Gordon (Days of Wrath)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

6. The Sheriff (Dead & Breakfast)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

7. Sam (Desierto)

Originally posted by hughxjackman

8. King Arthur (Evony: The King’s Return)

Originally posted by heartfulloffandoms

9. JD Richter (Extant)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

10. Jason Crouse (The Good Wife)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

11. Denny Duquette (Grey’s Anatomy)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

12. Bruce Morgan (Guns for Hire)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

13. Luke Vaughn (Heist)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

14. Dale (Jam)

This GIF was made by the lovely @mypapawinchester, but will sadly not show up in the GIF search because Tumblr is dumb, so I’m making sure credit is given here!

15. Jeb Turnbull (Jonah Hex)

Originally posted by chaoticsheila

16. Clay (The Losers)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

17.  Ike Evans (Magic City)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

18. Jude Fisher (Peace, Love & Misunderstanding)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

19. Clyde Brenek (The Possession)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

20. William Gallagher (P.S. I Love You)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

21. Sergeant Major Andrew Tanner (Red Dawn)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

22. Max (The Resident)

Originally posted by may85

23. Henry Delarue (The Salvation)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

24. Joe DiMaggio (The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe)

Originally posted by jdm-negan-mcnaughty

25. Charlie Peters (Shameless)

Originally posted by may85

26. Conner (Shanghai)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

27. Tom Newman (Six: The Mark Unleashed)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

28. Sid (Sliders)

Originally posted by killingmeg

29. Joe Merriweather (Solace)

Originally posted by heartfulloffandoms

30. Brian Heigh (Texas Killing Fields)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

31. Deaf Smith (Texas Rising)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

32. Sharkey (Uncaged)

Originally posted by jdm-negan-mcnaughty

33. Jake Horbart (Walker, Texas Ranger)

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

34. The Comedian (Watchmen)

Originally posted by sugapunk

My Daddies

These are in no special order (Yet) But I was just thinking about all my daddies and I thought y’all would enjoy knowing them. I will be including a few of my long time favorites, who I may not love as much now but I always will since they were my first daddies (and my first clue to knowing I probably had a Daddy fetish and liked older men lol)

I will list the character I know them as best, Where I know them from, and their actual names

Filip “Chibs” Telford - Sons of Anarchy - Tommy Flanagan

Originally posted by lets-sell-0ur-shit-and-runaway

 Alexander “Tig” Trager - Sons of Anarchy - Kim Coates

Originally posted by northernbluetwo

Jackson “Jax” Teller - Sons of Anarchy - Charlie Hunnam

-Note that I don’t like Jax that much but I love Charlie so lol Thats why he’s here

Originally posted by hoechlin

Dean Winchester - Supernatural - Jensen Ackles

Originally posted by whoeveryoulovethemost

 Damon Salvatore - The Vampire Diaries - Ian Somerhalder

Originally posted by babyblueeyes1864

  Mieczyslaw “Stiles” Stilinski - Teen Wolf - Dylan O’Brien

-Honestly the youngest of my daddies lol

Originally posted by stydiafamm

Derek Hale - Teen Wolf - Tyler Hoechlin

Originally posted by expressivedolphin

Elliot Stabler - Law and Order: Special Victim’s Unit -  Christopher Meloni

Originally posted by livnel

 Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson - WWF/WWE Wrestling - Dwayne Johnson

-Literally been my daddy since I was like… born. I grew up watching this man and loving him <3

Originally posted by lovedwaynejohnson

EXTRA! - No longer a Daddy but he was one of the first ones!!

 Cordell Walker - Walker, Texas Ranger - Chuck Norris

-Shut up, I know, fucking Chuck Norris…. but I have some… interesting memories of this Daddy lol If you really want to know I would have to have like 3-5 people ask before I would tell the story

Originally posted by vhs-ninja

I probably have more but these are the ones off the top of my head lol

I’m curious, tag me in a list of your daddies! Old, new, forevers, beginners, embarrassing, all and any kind of daddies you enjoy!! 

@come-join-themurder @girl-with-no-faith-in-medicine @one-charming-life @dolphingoddess81 @doodlebugwriter@telford-ortiz-teller @codenamekaraortiz @jade770 @sam-samcro @im-gay-for-chibbs-juiceyandtiggy @calumonoxide @khyharah @localkillla @my-bitch-the-tacoma-killer @redwoodog @realpowertwix @samperv

Jeffrey Dean Morgan RareChar || Break Glass for Emergency Fluff Content Event Announcement

Originally posted by heartfulloffandoms

For @crzcorgi. I love you and hope you feel better soon! <3 

Hey, y’all! Fabulous friend and Jeffrey Dean Morgan fan @crzcorgi has been having a tough time lately, so I think we should write her some amazingly fluffy RareChar fics! Fanart and other fan content would also be very welcome! 

There are no restrictions for this event. Choose a character from the list below and tell me what you’ll be creating by May 1 so I know what to expect. At that time, I’ll make a teaser post of participants. You can sign up for as many characters and types of content as you want, as long as whatever you create is so fluffy a sheep would be jealous. 

You’ll have until May 31 to turn in your content, at which point I will make a masterlist. All content will be reblogged on the RareChar blog as well. 

If life happens and you can’t meet the deadline, that is absolutely fine. There is no pressure; this is meant to be fun and not a chore! Just let me know what’s going on so I know how to plan in terms of making the masterlist. 

To claim characters, please send an ask to @jeffreydeanmorganrarechar. Please let me know who you want and what type of content you plan on submitting. I will post the asks as they come in so people know what to expect! 

When you do post, please tag @jeffreydeanmorganrarechar. You can also tag me, @ladylorelitany. Use the Tumblr tags #jeffrey dean morgan rarechar and #break glass for emergency fluff on your posts if you like; I will also add these tags to each post when I reblog content. 

Thank you in advance for your participation! Let’s brighten a friend’s day with some fluffy goodness! 


Patrick Thomas Sullivan (The Accidental Husband)

Sam Ryan (Angel)

Dr. Edward Marcase (The Burning Zone)

The Courier (The Courier)

Bryan Gordon (Days of Wrath)

The Sheriff (Dead & Breakfast)

Sam (Desierto)

King Arthur (Evony: The King’s Return)

JD Richter (Extant)

Jason Crouse (The Good Wife)

Denny Duquette (Grey’s Anatomy)

Bruce Morgan (Guns for Hire)

Luke Vaughn (Heist)

Dale (Jam)

Jeb Turnbull (Jonah Hex)

Clay (The Losers)

Ike Evans (Magic City)

Jude Fisher (Peace, Love & Misunderstanding)

Clyde Brenek (The Possession)

William Gallagher (P.S. I Love You)

Sergeant Major Andrew Tanner (Red Dawn)

Max (The Resident)

Henry Delarue (The Salvation)

Joe DiMaggio (The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe)

Charlie Peters (Shameless)

Conner (Shanghai)

Tom Newman (Six: The Mark Unleashed)

Sid (Sliders)

Joe Merriweather (Solace)

Brian Heigh (Texas Killing Fields)

Deaf Smith (Texas Rising)

Sharkey (Uncaged)

Jake Horbart (Walker, Texas Ranger)

The Comedian (Watchmen)

One of my favorite things to do in any of these analyses is try to pinpoint what a ghost’s life was like when they were alive. What time period were they from? What did they do? What were their goals and dreams?

There are a few ghosts with a canon backstory, but for the most part, we’re left to piece together what small clues the show gives us by ourselves. Walker’s one that I especially struggled with because the clues are rather small and limited, but let’s try to piece together what his life might’ve been like.

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