walked up

One of the most unsettling things that ever happened to me in a bethesda game was when I murdered that one priestess of Talos in Riften because I was bored but then I felt bad about it, so I reloaded my quicksave and when I walked up to her she just stared at me and said in a really resentful tone “the gods know what you have done” and I didn’t go back to Riften for a week

Fred and George, in disguise: [knock on the doors of Hogwarts]

McGonagall: [opens the doors]

Fred: Hello, young lady! We’re selling Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans! 

George: Is your boss around?

McGonagall: ALBUS!

Dumbledore: WHAT? WHAT’S ALL THE YELLING?

McGonagall: THEY’RE SELLING BERTIE BOTT’S EVERY FLAVOR BEANS

Dumbledore: WHAT? WHAT’RE THEY SELLING?

McGonagall: EVERY FLAVOR BEANS

Dumbledore: WHAT

McGonagall: EVERY. FLAVOR. BEANS.

Dumbledore: I️ CAN’T HEAR YOU

McGonagall: THEY’RE SELLING EVERY FLAVOR BEANS!

Dumbledore: THEY’RE SELLING EVERY FLAVOR BEANS?!

McGonagall: YEAH!

Dumbledore: Ah Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans! I️ remember when they first invented Every Flavor Beans! Sweet, sweet Beans!

McGonagall:

Fred:

George:

Dumbledore: I️ ALWAYS HATED THEM

monsta x 1st win reactions in a nutshell:

Shownu: i can do this i’m the leader *starts speaking* ok never mind 
Wonho: *doesn’t realize it at all, looks confused more than happy, cries cause everyone’s crying*
Minhyuk: dam broken. there’s the frustrations and hopes of years in his tears
Kihyun: literally too emotional to stand. can’t stop crying, doesn’t try to
Hyungwon: stoic face but there’s tears streaming down his cheeks 
Jooheon: someone’s gotta take the damn mic I guess
Changkyun: fire can not kill a dragon, internally combusting, but gotta act cool

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I will never, ever, ever get tired of ONE turning shonen expectations on their heads. I love the way the two panels on the left set everything up for a giant go-all-out battle of psychic powers between Shimazaki and Mob… 

…and then the next few panels have Reigen just walking straight up to Shimazaki and punching him right in the fucking face. 

And the only way he could do it, was because he doesn’t have any psychic powers at all. 

An Accurate Description of JD Throughout His Songs
  • Fight for Me: RAWR I'M ANGRY AND VIOLENT
  • Freeze Your Brain: I fucking love convenience stores slushies are my drugs
  • Dead Girl Walking: *awkwardly has sex with Veronica*
  • Me Inside of Me: We killed her and need to trick the police. Yes, obviously I didn't mean to kill her *nervous laugh*
  • Our Love is God: Veronica, I love you. Now let's kill some naked guys.
  • Seventeen: Alright, change of heart.
  • Yo Girl: JK
  • Meant to be Yours: VERONICA I love you baby so can we go kILL YOUR ENTIRE SCHOOL?
  • Dead Girl Walking Reprise: *sarcastic comments about a bomb*
  • I Am Damaged: I fucked up. Let me be dramatic before I die.
  • Seventeen Reprise: *boom*

this is one of my favorite yoonseok moments because of its ridiculousness. yoongi walked in during hoseok and tae’s broadcast and immediately started yelling about how happy hobi looked when he saw him and hobi was like “haha ok ok time to finish it V COME HERE”