Guess who got married? Aww yiss, that’s right, folks! My photographer shared some sneak peak photos with us, but we’ll have to wait a while before seeing them all. I’ll do a proper post once I get my hands on them!
Thank you all for your lovely messages and well-wishes! It means a lot that you were thinking of me this weekend <3 It was a really beautiful day and I’m very happy!
Bat boys as things my family has said. ———————- Jason: *is drawing on a wall* Bruce: Jason! What are doing!?? Jason: isn’t it obvious? I’m drawing on the wall. Bruce: your not allowed to draw on walls!
*the next day* Jason: *is drawing on a door* Bruce: what did I tell you yesterday?! Jason: this is a door not a wall. *continues drawing* Dick: *in the background* he’s not wrong. Bruce: don’t encourage him!! ———————–
Dick: *opens the door and starts screaming in in opera like tone* I’m hooooommeeeee!
Jason: *joins in* we knowwwwwww!
Alfred : *looks at Bruce while the screaming in the distance continues* I can get the duct tape.
Damian: *sitting reading a book*
Tim: *brings out a measuring tape holds it to Damian’s head and starts backing away while measuring the distance.*
Damian: what are you doing?
Tim: I’m measuring your patience.
Damian: *dislocates toe which is now on a 90 degree angle*
Dick: want me to call a toe truck?
Dick: *falls down multiple stairs and gets back up* I’m okay!
Tim: *laughing so hard that he trips while walking up the stairs and breaks the post*
Jason: *laughs at what just happened and falls off his stool*
Damian: *laughs so hard he hits the table and knocks off a glass*
Bruce: *spits all over himself*
Alfred: I’m surrounded by Neanderthals.
Jason: *Is holding Tim’s book above his head while standing on the edge of the couch*
Tim: give me back my book!
Jason: Never! *sticks his tongue out and suddenly losses balance falls off the couch and lands on Tim and his tongue touches Tim’s eyeball*
Tim: WHAT THE FUCK YOU LICKED MY EYEBALL
Jason: WHAT THE FUCK NO I DIDN’T MEAN TO SHIT I FELL AND FUCK I HAVE TIM GERMS ON MY TONGUE!
Tim: IM GONNA GO BLIND
Bruce : let’s get a boat.
Alfred : we have a boat.
Bruce : how about a car?
Alfred : we have three.
Jason, Tim, Dick and Damian : *Run in the room screaming at each other and arguing*
Alfred : how about new children?
Tim: *is walking around when he stubs his toe on the dresser and drops everything he’s holding* I want to die.
Dick: *concerned* you ok there?
*Everyone is sitting at the breakfast table and eating*
Tim:*extremely tired* when was the war of 1812?
Jason: …. Dick:… Damian:…. Bruce:….
Jason: you better be kidding cause if not you’re really fucking stupid.
Author’s Note: This fic was written for@backseat-negan‘s writing challenge. My prompt word was ‘Road Trip’ which are two words, but we’re not gonna talk about that. Shhhhhhh.
I’ve been suffering from such bad writer’s block lately, but I’ve noticed that the more sleep deprived I am, the more I write. So I had 5 hours of sleep yesterday and I typed up this whole thing tonight. I wasn’t even gonna write smut, but like the trash that I am, smut happened. Oops.
Please let me know what you thought!
Big thank you to @ashzombie13 for beta’ing this fic and for leaving hilarious reactions to it.
I’ve been feeling a bit down recently so I figured I’d try and do some fluff ones this time as a way of cheering myself up. I did NSFW ones last time if you wanna check them out. Forgive me if these seem a bit flat. Emotionally the past few days haven’t been the best for me and I feel like that might come off as gloominess in my writing.
•Given he’s at least a foot taller than your average human. He would always have to bend down to kiss you.
•Sometimes you’d wake up to see a creepy little smiley face drawn into the frost on your window. Meaning he’d dropped by last night to check on you. Just his little way of reminding you he’s always watching out for you.
On days where you feel nervous or anxious you’d notice a familiar looking off-white and red bird following you around.
•If you’d had a bad day you would head straight to the Neibolt house. You’d always want to be near him when you’re feeling depressed but not really wanting to talk a lot. Hearing you so quiet would worry him and he would always try to make you crack a smile or laugh.
•You’d explain different Halloween traditions to him excitedly because it’s the one day of the year you could go out as a couple in public. And his first reaction is “So you’re telling me kiddies just walk right up to your door, looking for a scare. Well, thats fucking great. Easy feed right there.” “Umm, I think you’re missing the point.”
•You’d get a very dramatic eye roll when you did show up on Halloween wearing your best attempt at his costume and makeup with a pile of red balloons.
•sassing him and him glaring at you when you do do that.
•“I can’t believe that stupid fucking kid called my house a crack house”. “Yeah, I know. Don’t worry tho, I like your crack house.”
•Both of you sitting on the porch of the Neibolt house when a storm is rolling in. Talking about whatever was on your mind. You’d have your legs splayed out underneath you and an arm outstretched into the rain, enjoying the familiar smell it brings.
•You’d tell him you don’t mind the sewers at all. Its the people up top that scare you more.
•Telling him you want to spend the whole summer with him.
•Carrying one of his little bells around as a good luck charm.
•Doing your best to copy his maniacal clown laugh.
•Because you keep tripping or walking into things down in the dark sewers, you decide to set up some candles down there so you can see better. Pennywise isn’t too impressed now that his liar os scented and has mood lighting.
•Because your starting to spend more and more time down in the Neibolt house with him you end up moving some go your belongings there. Books, cassette tapes, maybe a favorite pillow. You accidentally left your sketchbook there once, only for him to find a few drawings of him inside. You, of course, would be embarrassed. But he would find it endearing and make you beg him to give the book back while he held it above you, just out of your reach.
•He’d pick you up and spin you around at random moments.
•When you were younger you got beat up a lot, Derry isn’t a very open-minded place. You eventually gain the reputation of being the girl you do not fuck with. Even before you knew Pennywise had his eye on you, bad things always seemed to happen to the people who mess with you. It was only later you figured out it was him. Your his precious, little human and no one is allowed to hurt you.
•There was one time on your way home a bunch of girls from school got the jump on you. One of them grabs onto your long hair, yanking it to keep you from running away. The self-proclaimed leader of the group starts kneeing you in the gut, while the rest chant insults at you. You fall to the ground which causes the tension on your scale to only get worst. Out of instinct, you’d try your best to curl up and use your arms to cover your head in order to block some of the blows. Despite your best efforts most of them would still hit their mark. Pennywise would come crawling out of the sewer at lightning speed, fangs fully exposed, causing your attackers to scatter. He managed to grab the girl that was kicking you by her neck, lifting her and making the most inhuman snarling noise. His mouth hanging open, teeth fully splayed and drool flooding past his lips. You’d never seen him look so terrifying. After that, he’d take you straight back down to the sewers. He’d feel bad seeing you sniffling back tears and whipping the blood from your busted lip onto your sleeve. He tries to comfort you by telling you he’d pick them off slowly, one by one so they knew what was coming before hugging you tightly. He wouldn’t let you leave the sewers for the next due to him being overly worried about you.
•He’d really like holding your hand. He thinks its really cute that your hand is so much smaller than his and that he basically wrap your hand up in his.
•If you’re doing something like reading where you sitting still than he’d constantly be sitting you in his lap. Because he’s so much taller than you, he would be able to rest his head on top of yours and just look down at whatever it is you’re doing.
•The first time he saw you cry, he would feel a bit awkward and not really know what to do. Eventually, he gets the hang of it tho. He’d pick you up and pull you on his lap. Wrapping his long arms around your smaller frame, rocking you back and forth and nuzzling his face against the side of yours until you calmed down and started breathing normally again. Pennywise doesn’t have a real physical heart. He would be fascinated by the sound of your heart beating. Similar to how he can smell when someone near him is afraid, he might be able to pick up when someone around him has an erratic, panicked heartbeat ( maybe our adrenaline causes something in him to react ). But he’s never just heard the steady, rhythmic thumping of a regular heartbeat. That small little organ, the thing that he generally eats is the reason you’re his. He would probably try and get either his head or his hand near your chest when you’re asleep so he can feel or hear it beating
i just want allura to try to flirt with lance by using his own lines on him and lance having a meltdown about it and allura thinking she said it wrong and getting flustered about it and they’re both just hopeless, really
25 inexplicably happy songs for a road trip, late-night cruising, dancing in your PJ’s, etc etc.
san francisco- the mowgli’s // weekend- neon trees // electric love- børns // dreaming- smallpools // tongue tied- grouplove // drive by- train // radioactive- marina & the diamonds // tear in my heart- twenty one pilots // sun- two door cinema club // escape (the piña colada song)- rupert holmes // different colors- walk the moon // super love- dami im // oceans- coasts // safe and sound- capital cities // we come running- youngblood hawke // thunderstruck- owl city // tokyo (vampires & wolves)- the wombats // the sound- the 1975 // i wanna get better- bleachers // mountain sound- of monsters and men // kick drum heart- the avett brothers // sing- ed sheeran // i know what you did last summer- shawn mendes & camila cabello // adventure of a lifetime- coldplay // take a walk- passion pit // cake by the ocean- dnce // text me in the morning- neon trees // boom clap- charli xcx // collar full- panic! at the disco // come and get your love- redbone // closer- the chainsmokers // kamikaze- mø // how to be a heartbreaker- marina & the diamonds // flaws- bastille // infinitesimal- mother mother
A centipede is a remarkable creature. Though it has hundreds of legs all moving at the same time, it is still able to move forward with all of them simultaneously moving and never once tripping over it’s own feet.
A centipede can be made up of hundreds of moving individual parts, that will continue to move forward towards the same destination, without tripping over one another.
If the centipede were to ever stop and think…
Just how exactly am I able to walk forward without tripping? It would lose the ability to do so, something they’ve automatically been able to do all this time. When a centipede thinks about how it’s legs work, it stops being able to use them properly all in conjunction to move forward. That at it’s root is known as the “Centipede’s Dilemna.”