pulled out in front of traffic b/c people were honking and I thought they were honking at me so I panicked. swerved a lot, got pulled over, hyperventilating + half-crying, police officer had me do the whole “walk in a straight line stand on one foot” deal. this was both kind of funny (because I do not drink and was in fact on my way home from buying milk) and humiliating (because I hate messing up and we were in full view of everyone driving by). he let me off with a warning and then I parked behind a barn and cried for like a full minute. unbeknownst to me mr. officer guy had followed me and wanted to know if he should call anyone. no, mr. officer guy, you should not.
in short my first time being pulled over was about as anticlimactic as possible but PMS and anxiety made it 1000% worse and anyway now I’m home eating cereal with my milk how are y’all doin