walk for cancer

anonymous asked:

Oh my fucking god are you awful. I mean WTF are you even? Are you even human? How does someone turn into some vile goblin like you? You turned me pro choice i mean holy shit you would have better served the world used for stem cell research you fucking heartless evil walking cancer tumor from hell. WTF ARE YOU EVEN?! WHAT ARE YOU? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? DID A ACTUAL HUMAN BIRTH YOU?!! WHY THE FUCK MUST I SHARE A PLANET WITH THINGS LIKE YOU?!! I AM SICK OF IT! FUCK YOU!!! I AM SO SICK OF YOU

How the signs walk.

Aries: swears by the golden rules of walking that their mother taught them: stomach in, chest out! back straight!

Taurus: sometimes you can’t figure out if they are dancing or walking, the hand movement is some intense stuff. Jaywalks on the regular.

Gemini: runway walk in slow motion, while the wind flies in their hair.

Cancer: when they walk they don’t look left, they don’t right, just look straight, shades on, headphones on.

Leo: *pretends there is a book on their head while walking* clear the way folks, the world is my runway.

Virgo: walks like they are the president of a nation, wants to emulate power in their walk.

Libra: believes in smelling the roses and stopping to enjoy their surroundings while walking.

Scorpio: their “walking” is what the rest of the world calls jogging

Sagittarius: has a bounce to their walk, energetic walk almost like a living nike advert.

Capricorn: likes to walk fast, but you can never hear them, can be a very good spy because of this, also can scare people because of this lol.

Aquarius: *wonders why people walk instead of skip* in an ideal world if everyone skipped, we would all be so much happier.

Pisces: tendency to walk into things, walks a little slow because of that

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The walks of the signs

Check your rising (the sign acquaintances see) and midheaven (the sign work bosses/employees and strangers see). Also check your sun and dominant.

Based on experience with others’ sun/rising/midheaven

The walk of an Aries:

When the Ram walks, they do not swing their hands. Their walk may seem quite sloppy, but it is just straight to the point. They stand tall, but not completely upright, and their shoulders are quite relaxed. Aries do not take quick paces, but instead long strides. They are the one mindlessly fixing their hair as they walk. Eyes exploring their surroundings, sometimes Aries seem lost, even when they know exactly where they are going. 

The walk of a Taurus:

They keep their body straight, with their shoulders slightly hunched down. Often, they are fiddling with their belt or sweeping their hair to the side. Their strides are big, and they walk fast. The walk of a Taurus almost seems mechanical. When walking, they are looking at their destination, or whoever is with them. They are the ones to turn around in the middle of a busy hallway, without noticing it is packed, just to tell you about a movie.

The walk of a Gemini:

With almost a swagger in their step, their shoulders are down and back in confidence. Their thumbs may be in their pockets, or hands playing with an object. They walk at a quick pace, with usually quite small steps. Their eyes are usually fixed on the destination, even if talking to someone on the way. The walk of a Gemini almost looks unbalanced, as they may sway slightly come side to side. They are the ones who blindly stop in a crowded doorway.

The walk of a Cancer:

Their walk seems to be in slow-motion, and is usually quite humble. They have relaxed shoulders and an air of softness in each step. They are usually talking to someone when they are walking, but if alone will be minding their own business; maybe playing with their hair. Often their hands have to be still, but doing something; like being in their pockets, or holding a book. In busy hallways, they are snaking through the crowd.

The walk of a Leo:

Very proud. Their shoulders are down, their back in straight, and their chest is puffed out. Their movement is bold, with short steps. Often, they are carrying a folder under one arm. Leo will be set on their destination until something breaks their focus, and their eyes start darting around their location. A Leo may swing their free arm swiftly, their palm faces either up or down. They are either the ones blocking the path, or the ones grumpily trying to get past.

The walk of a Virgo:

Their hands have to be busy; fiddling with a tie, holding books, or holding their hands together. Their steps are short, but their pace is quite quick. They are often looking to the ground and glancing down, only looking up to appreciate the scenery around them. Their shoulders are always relaxed, but either enclosed on themselves or open, depending on how confident the Virgo is in a space. They are the ones navigating through crowds.

The walk of a Libra:

Their walk can be seen as sloppy, but usually it is just because they are very chill. They talk soft-footed small steps, and do not walk very fast. A Libra believes they have all the time in the world to get to their destination. Often engrossed in conversation or thought, Libra is looking around, but never as anything specific. They are the ones who block doorways as they are unaware of their surroundings.

The walk of a Scorpio:

The movement of the Scorpion is swift. It is almost like they have perfectly rehearsed every single movement. They usually have their hands in their pockets or a bag around their arm, with the feet pointed out like a penguin. Watching people, their eyes often fix on individual things, then move onto something new. Scorpio walks at a fast pace and is often conscious of those around them; opening doors and standing to one side in order to not be in the way.

The walk of a Sagittarius:

They are fun and sloppy, often stood straight backed in contrast. The Archer is usually find standing tall, with their chest puffed out so slightly. They use their bodies and gestures boldly, maybe their shoulders move up and down when they laugh, or their whole side turns as they open doors. Blissfully unaware of those around them, Sagittarius may fall into you or stop in front of you quite often.

The walk of a Capricorn:

They have a natural swagger. They may have their fingers curled with one palm pointing to the ceiling, or their feet slightly pointing out. They are very active walkers in this way, as they are always doing something with their hands. Capricorn is notorious for fixing or mindlessly playing with their hair. They may sometimes seem fierce or scary, as they stand and walk quite boldly. Sometimes they block the halls, but this is because if you don’t say “excuse me”, why should they move? 

The walk of an Aquarius:

Aquarius is blind to those around them, merely enjoying those they walk with or any plans they are thinking up. They lean back slightly and walk with a group of friends whenever possible. Often, you will see them subtly swinging an arm back and forth. The Water Bearer often walks with a smile on their face. They may be in the way of people, but they don’t particularly care about that, as you could probably find a different way around.

The walk of a Pisces:

They do not draw much attention towards themselves. They walk alone in peace, or often take a back seat in larger groups. The Fish may have their head to the ground as they take quick and small steps. This individual can often be stopped as they tend to swing their arms. If a Pisces isn’t looking at the ground, they may be seeing looking out to the distance, or examine an on-coming crowd.

what the signs can learn from their sister sign

aries: (libra) how to be friendlier and get along with others, how to say the right thing
taurus: (scorpio) how to care less about the material and more about the intangible
gemini: (sagittarius) how to pursue dreams without fail or distraction
cancer: (capricorn) how to hold it together even when it seems impossible, how to take the high ground
leo: (aquarius) how to care less about others’ opinions, how to truly be themselves
virgo: (pisces) how to go with the flow, how to support others’ emotions
libra: (aries) how to speak their mind, how to approach life with childlike passion
scorpio: (taurus) how to hang on to those who matter to them, how to be gentle
sagittarius: (gemini) how to be get along with everyone from any walk of life
capricorn: (cancer) how to embrace emotion, how to express love
aquarius: (leo) how to be warm and generous with no strings attached
pisces: (virgo) how to face their own realities, how to solve seemingly impossible problems

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special things about the moon signs !

Aries moon - you have incredible perseverance and you are a natural achiever

Taurus moon - you have extraordinary inner wisdom that never goes unappreciated and you make people feel safe

Gemini moon - you have remarkable communication skills and bring enthusiasm to any room you walk into

Cancer moon - you’re highly intuitive and know just what to say to make someone feel good

Leo moon - people can feel your optimistic aura from a mile away and it usually rubs off on them

Virgo moon - you’re probably the most intelligent and self-controlled person your friends know

Libra moon - you’re a natural problem solver and probably give out great advice

Scorpio moon - you’re very observant and know exactly what’s going on around you at any given moment

Sagittarius moon - you have a unique love for humanity and a strong sense of justice

Capricorn moon - you’re extremely productive and thorough in everything you do

Aquarius moon - you’re all about bringing people together but at the same time have a strong sense of self

Pisces moon - you’re tremendously creative and have the ability to think far outside the box

The Signs as "Heathers" songs
  • Aries: Dead Girl Walking reprise
  • Taurus: Seventeen
  • Cancer: Beautiful
  • Gemini: Shine a Light
  • Pisces: Kindergarten Boyfriend
  • Leo: Big Fun
  • Virgo: Fight for Me
  • Libra: Seventeen reprise
  • Sagittarius: Blue
  • Scorpio: Candy Store
  • Aquarius: Freeze Your Brain
  • Capricorn: Shine a Light reprise
How to impress the sign

Aries: be nice. be their friend

Taurus: give them all of your attention

Gemini: become a walking ear

Cancer: Hug them. Hug them. And then… fuck-… ING HUG THEM AGAIN

Leo: laugh at their jokes 

Virgo: buy them a doggo pls

Libra: twerk

Scorpio: get naked and dance to Madonna

Sagittarius: wear a lather jacket

Capricorn: Share music with them and also always listen to them.

Aquarius: 3F’s: friendly, funny, fabulous

Pisces: offer them interesting yet useful facts 23/8

Medicine in the (Post-Apocalyptic) Wasteland: 1 / ?

Hey everyone. I get so many asks about post-apocalyptic scenarios that it’s I’m going to build you a series of posts, dealing specifically with medicine after the collapse of civilization.

Originally posted by jupiter2

Yes, this borders on sci-fi. Yes, a lot of things will be very different in your story, depending on the hows and the whys and the social structure that exists after the apocalypse. Things will also be incredibly different based on when your story is set, because things will likely collapse in a particular order. So your story is going to change a lot depending precisely when you’re writing about, in relation to The Catastrophe (of whatever type).

The difference between this and sci-fi asks is that there is very much an area of medicine devoted to this type of care. It’s called Austere Medicine, AKA Wilderness Medicine. It’s studied. There are resources. There are people who work in villages that may not have had an apocalypse, but have limited funds, access to power, access to diagnostics, access to drugs, and they do it every day of their lives. This is sci-fi with modern parallels. This is interesting.

For the purposes of this article, we’re assuming two major problems: no / extremely limited electricity, and no / extremely limited gasoline.

That first one throws out most of modern medicines. Hospitals. Surgeries. MRIs, CT scans, even the humble X-ray goes by the wayside. Providers have to go back to doing medicine with their hands and with their ears.

Oh, and a lot of people are going to die.

Enter Dani Disaster.

She’s smart, but moreover she’s resourceful, and she can think outside the box that modern medicine has tried to put her in. Maybe she was a doctor, or a nurse, or a paramedic. Now she’s a healer, a Jane-of-all-trades of medicine. She barters for what will help people in the short term, and shakes her head and sighs when she realizes she can’t help a lot of the people she used to be able to.

One thing I want to mention is that Dani will definitely want to keep someone around, preferably an intimidating, armed someone, to protect her. Because people will want things from Dani; everything from begging her to fix their dying-of-something-she-can’t-fix husband, to demanding she be personal medic to the Warlord King (or whatever brute is rising to power in your world).

The First 6 Months

Originally posted by mysillyfreedomdreams

Most people don’t have more than a month’s worth of their medication on hand. Even most pharmacies would run out of the most popular life-saving medications inside of a month or two, assuming they aren’t simply raided by bandits. And in a world without gasoline, the odds of restock are very, very low.

That means no blood pressure medications, no blood thinners, in an ever-increasingly-stressful world. That means no insulin for diabetics, no immunosuppressants for those with autoimmune diseases, no antiepileptics for those with seizure disorders, no antibiotics for septic patients. No pressors to give and no pumps to hang them on. Even IV fluids, literal salt water, will run short.

I will be straight up with you all, keyboard-mashers: a lot of people will die in the first 6 months of an apocalypse, and I’m not even talking from the fighting. I’m not even talking about starvation. I’m just talking about chronic illness. Heart attacks. Diabetes. Blood clots. Strokes. I’m talking about the elderly, who can barely make it a block to the store. I’m talking about serious respiratory patients who need steroids and who have serious trouble walking distances. Cancer patients won’t get chemo, or radiation, or maybe even food. Patients with HIV will run out of antivirals, and then run out of T cells, and die from the common cold.

There are going to be a lot of deaths in the first 6 months after the apocalypse, friends, and it will be ugly as hell. Remember that for most of human history, the lifespan was about 40 years. In a world without organized medicine and the pharmaceutical processes to make medicine, there’s precious little that can be done to expand the lifespan.

Congratulations: You’re the Surgeon. And the Infectious Disease doc. And the Midwife. And the Wound Care Specialist. And the Anesthesiologist. And the…

Look, healthcare is a wide field, and no one person is going to be good at everything. No one person is actually interested in everything, either. There is no one type of healthcare provider who can do everything, although Emergency Medicine docs probably come the closest; and before The Thing That Happened, Dani may have been an ICU nurse, tweaking ventilators, or a paramedic who’d never thrown a stitch before, much less amputated a badly gangrenous leg.

What I’m saying here is, there’s a learning curve for the actual technical things she’ll need to do, in addition to re-learning how to do everything with nothing. And some of it might be way, way outside her wheelhouse, especially at first.


Six Months to Five Years: The Rise of Dani Disaster

Originally posted by asmothdeus

If Dani is lucky, and she gets to the raiding of pharmacies early on, she’ll stock up. On anything she can get, of course, but especially on three things: antibiotics, analgesics and sedatives. Why? Because they’re what will save lives and be useful as hell for trading. Here’s why:

Antibiotics: infection will probably be the single group of preventable deaths that are worth looking at, from a supply-vs-life-years-saved perspective. A single course of antibiotics will save someone’s life, but a diabetic will need insulin, every day, for decades. Also remember that with system breakdown comes water supply breakdown, which means a return of diseases like typhoid and cholera and diptheria and polio.

Antibiotics are an art all of their own, but frankly, they’re boring. Broad-spectrum antibiotics will be most useful; including amoxicillin/Augmentin, Cefaclor, Keflex, Levaquin, erythromycin or clarithromycin or azithromycin, Cipro, or doxycycline. 

Oral antibiotics are going to have benefits over IV antibiotics, for a number of reasons, mostly portability and ease of administration; IV-only drugs haven’t been listed here. Some meds may come in a form that can be given IM; this may be helpful for conditions that severely upset the GI tract (and thus prevent people from absorbing them, because the pill will either go up or down, depending.)

The thing you have to realize is that in austere medicine, common things happen commonly. No one cares if your patient has a pulmonary embolism, or a cool dysrhythmia, because with complex conditions, one of two things are going to happen: They are going to get better, or they are going to die. Heart attacks, a major focus of modern medicine, are essentially untreatable without the risk of dying.

Instead, the most important things Dani will be treating are things that, in the developed world, should be handled in urgent care clinics: gastroenteritis (the shits) and broken bones and infected wounds and yeast infections. A friend of mine went to Haiti after the quake, and within 24 hours she could diagnose a yeast infection by the way a woman was walking.

Originally posted by mattsgifs

Diflucan. She will need LOTS OF DIFLUCAN.

(It’s worth noting that Haiti was very hot and very humid, which is where fungi like to grow; other areas may see other climates, and thus less yeast infections.)

Analgesics: If she’s smart, Dani will take anything she can beg, borrow, or steal. Common, over-the-counter meds like Advil/ibuprofen and Tylenol/acetaminophen/paracetamol, and pill opiates like Vicodin and Percocet and Morphine and Dilaudid. All of these have their place, but mostly this is a “whatever I can get” sort of a thing.

If Dani is really smart, she will go out of her way to find every bottle of ketamine in whatever hospital she raids. We’ve talked about ketamine before, but it’s worth mentioning again, in that it can be used to sedate the crazy, ease pain, or put someone under for short surgical procedures like an appendectomy or amputation. (It’s also a single agent; it controls pain and causes sedation. It doesn’t act as a paralytic, but hopefully she won’t need one).

Lidocaine in a Big Fucking Bottle is optional but beneficial for topical procedures, wound care, suturing, etc.

However, all of these things will eventually run out, no matter how judicious she is about using them. And that’s when we get to….

Five Years Plus: Back to Herbalism It Is

Originally posted by indefenseofplants

There are a lot of allopaths–those who practice Western medicine–that believe herbalism is complete and utter horseshit. I am not one of those people. A lot of medications have their origins in natural remedies and plants, and herbalism is how we treated, well, everything, for quite some time.

The poppy plant begat opium, which begat laudanum, heroin, morphine, and fentanyl. The foxglove plant (digitalis) begat, Digoxin, whose actual name is digitalis. Curare is one of the original paralytics used for surgery. The list goes on and on.

Now, an allopathic education doesn’t typically lead to an in-depth knowledge of medicinal herbs. But fortunately, there are these lovely things called books, and there are, in fact, some really good ones on this topic.

Originally posted by amnhnyc

My personal medical-herbalism reference is James A Duke’s The Green Pharmacy (Amazon link, but available everywhere; not an affiliate link). The author ran the medicinal herb research at the US Dept of Agriculture for a good long while, and the best part about his book is that it is organized by disease (so you don’t have to read about 5,000 plants to find one that treats allergies), and he grades his evidence base for each recommendation. However, there are also field guides to medicinal plants.

Once the allopathic meds run out, Dani Disaster is going to become, basically, a witch doctor, without the witchy aspects. (Or with, depending on her faith and whether or not she practices the craft; no one is judging here.)

She’s going to have a garden of medicinal herbs, and she’s going to learn to prepare poultices and teas and tinctures and creams. Basically, she’s going to bring an allopathic ideology back to herbalism, preferably with some form of evidence base. Willow bark tea is going to be a Big Deal™, because willow bark tea contains an active ingredient very similar to aspirin.

Originally posted by nutnuhmellaarts

But she’s also going to have to be, in part, a home chemist. If she does enough research she can learn how to make her own ethyl alcohol, aka ethanol, aka boozeahol, but this can be used as a disinfectant and antiseptic. (Hell, in a pinch regular ol’ wine can be used to clean out wounds, apparently.) 

She can also learn to make her own bleach, her own IV fluids (0.9% Normal Saline, anyways), her own oral rehydration solution (aka Pedialyte / Gatorade), and perhaps even her own ether, which is a crap anesthetic but better than nothing.

Originally posted by gif87a-com

That’s It…. For Now

This is just a small snippet into the world of austere medicine. (Be careful with Google searches on this topic; Doomsday Preppers are very, very scary and their websites can be… uhhh….. ill-informed.) There’s still plenty more to talk about, so stay tuned for more posts! (I’m especially drooling over the idea of writing a post on the ethics of medicine in the austere environment–stay tuned!!)

I hope this was useful, but remember also this poem by the greats of old:

When the world ends, now
is the time to be sure I
read the disclaimer.

Originally posted by the-reactiongifs

See you in the wasteland. xoxo, Aunt Scripty

Sylvia Plath for the Signs
  • Aries: "It is so much safer not to feel than to let the world touch me."
  • Taurus: "Kiss me, and you will see how important I am."
  • Gemini: "I want to talk to everyone as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night."
  • Cancer: "Can you understand? Someone, somewhere, can you understand me a little, love me a little?"
  • Leo: "Remember, remember, this is now, and now, and now. Live it, feel it, cling to it. I want to become acutely aware of all I have taken for granted."
  • Virgo: "Go out and do something. It isn't your room that's a prison, it's yourself."
  • Libra: "Please, I want so badly for the good things to happen."
  • Scorpio: "Please don't expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand."
  • Sagittarius: "I am afraid of getting older. I am afraid of getting married... Spare me from the relentless cage of routine and rote. I want to be free... I want, I want to think, to be omniscient.
  • Capricorn: "For all my despair, for all my ideals, for all that- I love life. But it is hard, and I have so much- so very much to learn."
  • Aquarius: "I took a deep breath and listened to the deep brag of my heart. I am, I am, I am."
  • Pisces: "I dream to much, work too little."
The Signs In Every Relationship.

When Pisces and Pisces get together they are bound to drive each other into a rehab and/or an insane asylum. Both will eventually experience liver failure as a result of alcohol addiction.

Aquarius and Pisces together is unsuccessful. Aquarius gets outraged when Pisces mistakes an experimental liquid for scotch. Pisces becomes an amoeba. Aquarius hides the evidence.

Aquarius and Aquarius will both become nostalgic together remembering their young days on planet Floorp, where their brilliant ideas were shared and individuality was appreciated. True Love.

Capricorn has no patience for Pisces who repeatedly tries to spend the couple’s fortune on their own drug problem. Capricorn eventually tries to profit off Pisces’s drug supply. It doesn’t work.

Capricorn and Aquarius is a give and take relationship. Cap will use the experiments Aqua is conducting to make a fortune. Aquarius is paid off in stylish jackets!

Capricorn and Capricorn is not a trusting partnership. They both hide money and Twinkies from each other. They only talk about the weather and golf.

Not surprisingly, Sagittarius loves drinking just as much as Pisces! But Sag has no time for Pisces sob stories. The two typically meet at a bar, prison, or brothel.

Sagittarius and Aquarius are the PERFECT couple. Sag has no attention span and Aquarius doesn’t care. Both will eventually forget they are dating.

Sagittarius and Capricorn never ends pretty. Sagittarius manages to break all of Cap’s fine china while roller skating in the foyer. Needless to say, Sag is executed immediately.

Sagittarius and Sagittarius makes the clumsiest and most reckless zodiac pair ever to be known to man. Together they will burn down their cardboard house doing lighter-fart tricks.

Scorpio loves to easily manipulate and easily control someone. Scorpio also loves cool ranch Doritos but they’ll never tell you. Pisces is no fool though. Pisces knows all and Pisces sees all; Pisces just doesn’t care.

Scorpio will never understand Aquarius and Aquarius will never understand humans. After two failed attempts to bug the lab Scorpio gives up all together.

Scorpio and Capricorn are like two mob men that accidentally fell in love. They are both controlling evil freaks. Not nice neighbors.

Scorpio has a hard time keeping track of Sagittarius. That is ONLY because every time it rains Sag has to find a new box to live in. Talk about impossible.

Scorpio and Scorpio are the real life Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Both are the devil and both have fun slitting each others throats.

Libra supports Pisces’s drinking habits and doesn’t care if their breath smells like Georgie. Neither own a toothbrush or socks.

Libra and Aquarius are equally weird and equally dirty. Libra lets Aquarius stick test tubes and thermometers up their butt. Quite the happy couple.

Libra is typically a serf in Capricorn’s kingdom. Capricorn likes Libra because Libra doesn’t know what money is. Everyone goes home happy!

Libra loves Sagittarius’s spacious apartment which actually happens to be an old dumpster. Sag doesn’t mind Libras guitar playing while on drugs.

Libra is too peaceful for angry Scorpio who finds nothing to control. Scorpio forces Libra to take a bath. Libra farts and says “Namaste”.

Libra and Libra typically meet at an orgy or through a mutual lover. They enjoy reading Dr. Seuss and braiding each others back hair at tea.

Opposites attract: Virgo will constantly be cleaning up Pisces’s vomit, tears, and empty bottles. Pisces gets kicked out on day six.

Virgo meets Aquarius’s alien relatives and makes a negative remark about their green skin. They never come over, nor are invited, for lasagna again.

Virgo and Capricorn are immensely compatible! There’s love but manipulative Virgo’s time is mostly spent taking money from Capricorn’s off shore accounts to spend on a fondue machine. Luckily for Virgo, this goes unnoticed.

Virgo and Sagittarius is the least compatible pair in all of astrological history. Sag eats, drinks, and dirties everything they touch. Virgo cries.

Virgo will polish all of Scorpio’s weapons that they have hidden in their secret armory. Works for a while… then Scorpio “accidentally” kills Virgo.

Virgo cannot possibly live with the laid back and gentle Libra. Virg will literally die of a heart attack when they see all the dirty q tips and expired milk.

Together, Virgo and Virgo create the most annoying couple you will ever meet. Most annoying sign of the zodiac x2. No one comes to their Tupperware parties.

Leo and Pisces… turn back now! Pisces is a miserable alcoholic who pays more attention to their liquor funds than Leos latest up-do.

Opposites attract: Leo needs to be the center of attention. Aquarius pays no attention to anyone. Leo does the Macarena in Aquarius’s lab. Leo: 1 Aquarius: 0.

Leo wants Capricorn to spend a fortune on them but all of Capricorn’s money is tucked away on a small island off the coast of Bermuda. No deal hoe.

Leo and Sagittarius is “zodiacs biggest diva meets zodiacs biggest douche bag”. It works! Leo will simply have to get used to the rats and Sag’s beer breath.

Leo and Scorpio makes a horrible zodiac match. Scorpio tries to make Leo wear a Burka and convert to Islam. Leo is too busy bedazzling a beret.

Leo tries to boss Libra around but Libra does not listen. This isn’t because they’re rebellious; it’s because they have years worth of earwax.

Leo dislikes Virgo because they can’t be the boss. Virgo hates pulling out hairs from the hairbrush. Leo hates Mistolin. Failed romance.

Leo and Leo will live extravagantly in a customized house full of mirrors. But they will always fight over the hair brush and who gets the last Rice Krispie treat.

Cancer thinks they can fix Pisces with some TLC (tender, love, and care). Pisces repays cancer with a box full of donuts and cardiac arrest.

Cancer accidentally washes Aquarius’s beakers and puts them with the glassware. Aquarius eats Cancer.

Opposites attract: Cancer is usually Capricorn’s maid or butler in their giant mansion. This is usually an affair. Ends with a $20 check.

Cancer needs a loving home which Sagittarius cannot provide because their home is the inside of a porta-potty. Cancer walks away gratefully.

Cancer and Scorpio are a perfect match because Scorpio needs total control and Cancer allows. Cancer gives Scorpio their debit pin on the second date.

Cancer is constantly cleaning up after Libra. But Libra pays Cancer back in horrible singing and Buddhist advice so it all works out!

Cancer and Virgo take turns in the kitchen. They also take turns at being bitches. Most successful gay males have Cancer-Virgo parents.

Cancer has to spread rose Petals on the ground before Leo as they walk. Cancer is treated like Dobby from Harry Potter.

Cancer and Cancer will hold each other wearing nothing but aprons and watch Titanic on repeat until their tear ducts have run dry. OTP.

Wickedly compatible: Gemini is Pisces drug dealer. They pour Henny (famous liquor) on each others privates and usually bring animals into the bedroom. Ends in hepatitis.

Gemini and Aquarius count cards in casinos, become rich, then buy a mansion in Punta Cana. Gemini turns up missing several days later. Diggin’ that commitment, Gem.

Gemini and Capricorn meet while Gemini is robbing Capricorns safe. Gemini is not afraid to have sex for jewels.

Opposites attract: Gemini and Sagittarius are married for years and they don’t remember each others names nor birthdays. They live in a trash can. Harmonious.

Gemini and Scorpio attempt to play a game of “how-to-ruin-lives”. Scorpio is possessive and Gemini cannot be possessed. Literal shackles and chains.

Gemini and Libra is “Brooklyn hippie meets heights garbage”. Gemini’s boys will start to wonder when Gem started wearing fedoras.

Gemini and Virgo together is literally like when a Dominican guy is dating his mother. She tries to clean his Jordan’s with Lisol, so he pees in the hamper. Destruction.

Gemini only dates Leo because they want to get in on all the twitter followers Leo has. The relationship is a fraud. Haven’t even held hands.

Gemini comes home to Cancer once every three weeks to tell more lies and to shower. Cancer makes mangu and cries on it for good luck for Gems drug sales.

Gemini and Gemini is your classic L.A. hood couple that gets into fist fights at parties, leaves their baby with a stranger, then goes to shop at Forever 21.

Taurus and Pisces are the kings of gluttony. Endless chicken and ribs topped off with Everclear. They vomit on each other to express their love.

Taurus will never discover the “secret” lab Aquarius has in the garage because they don’t leave the couch. Harmony… until Taurus wakes up with three eyes and the ability to live without eating.

Taurus and Capricorn aka two of the most selfish and boring zodiac signs. Taurus becomes restless because Capricorn only invests in stocks not Gucci bags.

Doomed from the start: Taurus and Sagittarius will never work out. Taurus never leaves home and Sagittarius is homeless. They only meet by chance at late night drive-throughs.

Opposites attract: Taurus is greedy and Scorpio is evil. This relationship consists of systematic homicides and jewel thievery.

Taurus and Libra are both ruled by Venus. This means they are both beautiful but lazy fuckin’ assholes. To sum it up: Libra doesn’t bathe and Taurus doesn’t notice.

Taurus and Virgo are two very similar individuals! Virgo will watch how Taurus spends money and how Taurus eats, like a hawk. Taurus will criticize cooking. End result: Bloodshed.

Taurus and Leo could work out if they stopped spending all the money on fancy shit they can’t afford and stopped fighting over swag and cream puffs.

Taurus and Cancer is a match made in heaven. Cancer cooks and Taurus eats. Both never leave the house. Boring hermit losers.

Taurus and Gemini live comfortably at first because Gemini will steal Louboutins and Prada bags for their lover. So: Luxury then prison.

Taurus and Taurus will meet in a McDonalds and fall madly in love. Their family photos will look oddly similar to a pack of warthogs.

Aries and Pisces will be swimming in a sea of E&J and tears. Alcoholics anonymous was made for people like them.

Aries breaks Aquarius’s lab equipment in rage so Aquarius has alien associates abduct and mince the ram. A clean break.

Aries and Capricorn is disastrous. Capricorn hides all the money because they know Aries will spend it on white vans and aged liquor.

Aries and Sagittarius makes the best of buds who usually enjoy sniffing cocaine off each others collar bones and robbing McDonalds. Will most likely end in jail.

Aries will upset Scorpio one time and then will never be seen again.

Opposites attract: Aries the belligerent “leader” with Libra the free spirit. It’s like Romeo and Juliet because everyone dies in the end.

Aries does not have the upper-hand with Virgo because Virg hides all the alcohol to be spiteful and they are swift with a chancla. Advice: Run, now. 

Aries and Leo will have the police called on them every night for blasting Madonna too loud and having beer bottles all over the property.

Aries and Cancer is “Typical city garbage meets suburb princess”. Suicide is in the cards, folks.

Aries is outraged because Gemini drinks all of their wine and refuses to play DMX at family parties. Neither pay rent. Inevitable eviction.

Aries will fight Taurus for eating all the food in the house. Together they resemble one spaghetti and one meatball walking down the street.

Aries and Aries are classic members of poverty cycle. One’s a jobless scumbag and the other works as a part time prostitute. They will never leave the Bronx.

Series

The Walking Dead: Aries, Leo, Sagitario, Acuario.

Glee: Tauro, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Sagitario, Capricornio, Piscis.

House M.D: Aries, Géminis, Virgo.

Law & Order/Ley y Orden: Tauro, Géminis, Cáncer, Leo, Virgo.

American Horror Story: Aries, Geminis, Cancer, Libra, Escorpio, Capricornio, Acuario, Piscis.

Sherlock: Leo, Capricornio, Géminis, Acuario.

New Girl: Libra, Escorpio, Capricornio, Tauro.

Skins: Aries, Sagitario, Acuario, Virgo, Tauro, Libra, Cáncer, Capricornio, Piscis y Escorpio.

Stranger Things: Tauro, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Escorpio, Sagitario, Capricornio, Acuario.

Girl Meets World: Tauro, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Escorpio, Capricornio, Acuario, Piscis.

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things i know off bat because of your rising sign

aries: you come off as a strong personality probably broad shoulders

taurus: you really like massages you could put weight on easily

gemini: you are stimulated by conversation you could walk very quick

cancer: you could have a round face u just come off as motherly almost (caring aura)

leo: you come off as arrogant something about u screams lion ( big hair maybe or sandy complexion )

virgo: you seem stuck up like a perfectionist almost you could have a lot of body hair

libra: very charming even if u arent physically attractive

scorpio: intense aura you could be the type of person people say they thought u were mean when they first saw you

sagittarius: you need to travel! u probably love for learning cultures/religions/languages

capricorn: you come off as hard working or mature and about your business

aquarius: something about u catches ppl off guard you have something about you thats unique af

pisces: something about your eyes draw people in.. you could be very gullible in a way

(This can vary due to the houses the ruling planets are in and also the aspects made in your charts between planets, also check your decans)

THINGS I ADMIRE ABOUT THE SIGNS:

Aries: First one to laugh when you get scolded. But first one to defend you if anyone scolds you.

Taurus: How they are so chill, and handles haters with class.

Gemini: Has ways to know everything about you in one day. Daydreams while walking.

Cancer: Opinionated, extremely kind and loves animals, anime a lot. Like a little but ALOT.

Leo: Always stands up for themselves. Cause sometimes you need to love yourself more than you think.

Virgo: Healthiest signs I look up to. Theres not a virgo I know who doesnt eat fruits in one of the three meals…and they come in different colors shapes taste, like it popped out from a tv commercial.

Libra: Cunning and witty. And respects family members a lot.

Scorpio: Have you seen the way they walk? Natural catwalkers.

Sagittarius: Wild, spontaneous and veryyyyyyy forgiving. Knows random facts and tells you for fun.

Capricorn: Realist romantics. Sarcasm to show their interest. Kings and queens of poker face.

Aquarius: “Discretion is a greater part of valor”

Pisces: Softies, take things slow, but always high without drugs.


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Aries: At some point, you have to open up again. You have to stop pushing everyone who tried to get close to you away, because while you like being alone right now, you’re going to hate being lonely when the cold sets in. Winter is coming, my dear.

Taurus: Bandage your wounds yourself. Don’t let their sweet words be poison dripping onto already open wounds, and do not let them trick you into a sweet daydream that will be twisted into a nightmare. You know better than that, and it’s time you started showing it.

Gemini: I know that you hate what you see every day in the mirror and it makes you want to destroy yourself, but sweetheart, you truly are a beautiful work of art. I just wish you could see that, because you can look at anyone else and see that their eyes light up when you walk into the room.

Cancer: Do not let someone control you like that ever again. Never let someone’s word have such a big say over your life again, because it’ll only lead you right back into every place you’ve been trying to escape from. Take this as a lesson, and move on.

Leo: Close your eyes; it’s time to finally sleep. I know you’ve been to hell and back, and your nightmares seem to haunt you even more when you’re awake, but you can rest now. You’ve won this war, you’re the survival story, and it’s time for sleep now.

Virgo : Please find your self worth, wherever you’ve hid it. Even if it’s at the bottom of the bottle you keep hidden under your car seat, or in that pipe that resides in your nightstand drawer, or in the lips of the girl you don’t fucking love, find yourself again and know that you’re stronger than all the shit you’ve gone through.

Libra: Stop obsessing over the thoughts of every past you could have had, and of all of the bridges you never quite walked on, and be happy with the road you are on, because looking back will never serve you or them any good. It’s time to get your knees to stop shaking and start moving forward again.

Scorpio: It’s time you stopped using your thoughts to cut yourself open again and again. Stop using your memories to find brand new ways to hate yourself, it’s time to stop using the past like an exacto knife, and time to use it to smile, for everything that happened and everything it caused.

Sagittarius: It’s okay that you can’t seem to find your home, and that your skin still feels like a jail cell. You’ve been fighting demons for so long that you don’t know what peace really feels like, and I am so proud of you and everything you’ve done. It will be okay, my love, you are truly a hero.

Capricorn: Maybe those ghosts that you’ve been trying so desperately to keep locked inside your closet and gagged with old t-shirts, are truly trying to help you instead of hurt you once more, and it’s finally time to sit up and listen, because they know you and they know how to help.

Aquarius: Yes, they still think of you. Yes, they still miss you. But now it really doesn’t matter, because you’ve already burned that bridge, and ran so far away from all the things you’ve done, going back now would be pointless. You made the right choice, now please start acting like you know it.

Pisces: Stop trying to run away from everything good in your life, and everything precious that you dearly love, simply because you’re so terrified of destroying what little good exists in your world. The good that exists is there to stay. You can not destroy it. It is not glass, it is not fragile; you can not run from this.

—  This week’s horoscope
How to Manage Conflict with the Zodiac Signs

(Note: speaking from personal experience and reading. Look at your Mars and Sun signs)

Aries: Be upfront with them. Lay everything you have to say on the table. Don’t go in screaming because they’ll out shout you. If they do go crazy wait for them to calm down. Their anger is unmatched, but they are very forgiving. They can’t be mad for more than a week in my experience.

Taurus: There’s no real reasoning with this sign once they’ve made up their mind. It takes a lot to anger them so if you’re at the point where they’re kicking off, you’re probably in the wrong. All you can do is give them plenty of time and then apologise profusely.

Gemini: This sign needs to vent. Let them yell, let them get everything out and don’t interrupt them. Once they’ve said their piece it’s your turn, approach the argument logically and do not get emotional. If you start crying they’ll find an excuse walk away.

Cancer: It takes a lot to get a cancer angry, usually they’ll stick to being passive aggressive and moody. If you get into an argument, they’ll 100% guilt trip you or play the victim. If this happens apologise and leave them alone for a while.

Leo: It’s not worth it to argue with them. There’s no way they’ll ever see reason; they’re right and you’re wrong. Flattery and apologies are the way forward.

Virgo: This is calculated anger. They choose their arguments. They prepare to mentally annihilate you. They’ll make you feel like shit. Best thing to do is to appeal to their logic and talk it out with them. Apologise, but only do that if you mean it.

Libra: How does anyone manage to anger the most peaceful sign in the zodiac? It must’ve taken some time, but if you have it might already be too late. It will take a lot to get them to forgive you if they’re really angry. Best thing to do is to give them a lot of space to calm and then go back to them like nothing happened.

Scorpio: RUN. This sign is impossible to manage in an argument. A Scorpio knows how to take someone down and they will do it given the right circumstances. The best move is to apologise, but be careful this sign can hold a grudge.

Sagittarius: They’re the least easily angered out of the fire signs, but they still have a temper. If you are arguing with one, you’re in luck as they are almost the easiest sign to argue with. Talk it all out with them, even if it means screaming at each other or not. Once everything is said and done, they’ll move on from it and so can you.

Capricorn: An argument with a Capricorn is more like a lecture. They’ll usually be cold, unemotional and factual. If it’s getting too much they’ll need space and a lot of it until they’re ready to forgive you. If it’s gone too far they’ll cut you out and there’s no way back.

Aquarius: They’ll usually air you initially and this is the opportunity to apologise. Once that period has gone they’ll tell you they’re angry and they’ll be stubborn about it. Doesn’t matter if you’re in the wrong or not, suck it up and say sorry anyway. Turn on the charm too cuz you’ll be apologising for a while.

Pisces: This one’s still a bit of a mystery to me. Best tactic is to apologise a lot. If you’ve really wronged them, they’ll forgive eventually but they’ll never forget and it’ll never be the same between you.