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NO YOU CANT
  • Scotland: I'm coming to talk to you.
  • Wales: You don't know where I am! My physical body is enclosed in a safe environment.
  • Scotland: You're in your bedroom.
  • Wales: No I'm not!
  • Scotland: I can hear you.
  • Wales: *whispering* No you can't.
DOGS AND SHEEP
  • Canada: So, like "shagging the dog"?
  • Wales: Not really. Not really, Matthew. Is there something you want to share with us? "Like shagging the dog?"
  • Canada: Yeah, if you don't work very hard, you're just shagging the dog.
  • Wales: NOT IN THIS COUNTRY, SIR! IN THIS COUNTRY WHEN WE SHAG A DOG WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING! And it is pretty hard work, let me tell you... Not as easy as it looks, let me tell you that. So, in Canada, you have the phrase "shagging the dog"?
  • Canada: Yeah, or "shagging the sheep" if you want.
  • Wales: Again, perfectly common practice over here, but not considered a light or unburdensome task.
  • Canada: It just means, like, having an easy day.
  • Wales: There's a lot I have to learn about Canada...
  • Norn: Where is everyone?
  • Ireland: This calls for drastic measures.
  • Norn: *uses his hands as a megaphone* ENGLAND'S FOOD SUCKS!
  • England: NO IT DOES NOT.
  • Scotland: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT DOES.
  • Wales: DID SOMEONE SAY FOOD.