Morning Beauties vs Morning Beasts
  • Stretches to the sound of birds chirping, broad smile on their face:Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius
  • Will probably kill you. Violently. With an alarm clock, eyes still closed:Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces, Libra, Sagittarius
The Signs Waking Up
  • Aries:*alarm clock lies in pieces on the floor.*
  • Taurus:No. No. Bed comfy. Bed friend.
  • Gemini:Has already had 10 cups of coffee, probably is shaking Libra awake
  • Cancer:*Wakes up, sees time, stares at ceiling, cries*
  • Leo:*Looking fierce* Posts selfie to Instagram with the caption "I WOKE UP LIKE DIS"
  • Virgo:Definition morning person.
  • Libra:GTFO GEMINI, I need my beauty sleep, and I can't handle the existential crisis that comes with getting out of bed.
  • Scorpio:Hungover. Has already decided to bitch slap anyone who smiles at them funny.
  • Sagittarius:"EVERY DAY IS A NEW ADVENTURE" *wags tail*
  • Capricorn:Wakes up at 06h00 on the dot. They were born ready.
  • Aquarius:Never went to bed, stayed up all night on tumblr.
  • Pisces:"I was having the loveliest dream... why do people even wake up in the morning, morning is such a human construct..."

I don’t know who made this adorable infographic (found it on Pinterest) but I thought it was a nice share on this dreary, gray morning on the east coast. My strategy for “waking up” is to haul myself out of bed, wash my face, and do my makeup and hair. That does the trick because I know I can’t crawl back into bed with my lipstick, eyeliner and mascara – all I can do is head out of the door. 

Love and hugs,

The signs in the Morning.

Aries:Hmm, now let’s check if my hidden wad of money is still present.

Taurus: I feel hungry *walks into kitchen*

Gemini: *checks phone*

Cancer: *Cuddles back into the blanket*

Leo: *stretches and makes a yawning sound so all the peasants know their awake*

Virgo: oh snap! I fell asleep doing my assignment!

Libra: *Stays in bed and goes through social networking sites* No one has to know I’m awake.

Scorpio: *opens one eye and closes the curtains* *Falls back asleep*

Sagittarius: *hops out of bed* I need to go make this day better than yesterday you know.

Capricorn: *says in bed a while longer* what tasks must I complete today?

Aquarius: *stays in bed* *opens one eye and looks at the time* oh its only 11am I got more time to sleep.

Pisces: *Says good morning to their stuffed animals and the clock*

anonymous asked:

Any tips on waking up quickly in the morning?


Tips On Waking Up in the Morning:

  • Alarm: Set up more than one. If possible, on different devices. Place them away from your bed. Make sure that where is you place it is far enough that you have to walk to your alarm to turn it off.(1 feet+?)
  • Music: Listen to some loud/rapid beat music. 
  • Waking Up: It requires discipline. But, try to avoid turning off the alarm. Better to press snooze than turning off the alarm since it will ring once again in a few moments.
  • When you wake up, avoid the bed. No matter how tempting a 5-minute nap can see. It will most likely not happen. 
  • Lighting: Turn on your desk lamp. Or anything that provides light. It will help.
  • Drinks: Try drinking some water. It can help to wake yourself up. You can make yourself a hot drink like coffee/hot chocolate/tea. I would avoid warm milk. That puts me in a sleepy mood.
  • Shower/Bath: A hot/cold shower or bath can help. But, that is, if you have time in the morning to do so.

Best of Luck.

I didn’t want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that’s really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you’re so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.
—  Ned Vizzini