wake&dab

okay but bilbo and the other dwarves being bored

so bilbo starts a game of hot potato/conkers with some random jewel he found 

and it starts relatively calm but pretty soon it disintegrates into somplete chaos

and ofc thorin walks in raging and he’s like

“WHAT IN ARDA YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKIN-”

and at that same moment bilbo goes “THORIN CATCH”

and promptly knocks thorin out

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BLOODS, CRIPS & NATION OF ISLAM! Now ALL U RACIST WHITE PEOPLE & NEGROPEANS SHUT THA FUCK UP WITH SO CALLED “BLACK ON BLACK CRIME” NO OTHER RACE SAYS WELL MY PEOPLE KILL EACH OTHER TO JUSTIFY POLICE BRUTALITY! WE STOPPED KILLING EACH OTHER LONG AGO! WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE ONES WHO PUT US IN THE GHETTO AND PUT DRUGS IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD AND TURNED US AGAINST EACH OTHER! POLICE ARE KILLING US! BLACK PEOPLE ARE STILL GETTING LYNCHED, COMING UP MISSING AND OUR ORGANS MISSING WHEN WE’RE FOUND! AFRICAN BROTHER AND SISTERS WE HAVE TO KEEP COMING TOGETHER LIKE THIS. DECOLONIZE THAT SLAVE MENTALITY THAT WE ARE ENEMIES. WHITE ON WHITE CRIME IS THE HIGHEST ITS EVER BEEN, DO YOUR RESEARCH.