wake boards

hobbies

aries ~ high impact activity and sports… the more thrill the better… wake boarding, driving fast, contact sport, martial arts… also hiking and paintball, sex

taurus ~ playing instruments… crafts and designing, baking and culinary, makeup and beauty blogging, horticulture, floristry,  harvesting, spending, yoga, massage, pampering

gemini ~ reading, studying (self directed or courses), blogging, puzzles, slicking around the city, journal writing, learning, swimming, literature, comedy nights

cancer ~ baking and culinary, harvesting, music, creating scents, scrapbooking, photo editing, journal writing, antiques, embroidery, decorating, interior designing, real estate, animals

leo ~ arts, makeup design, high velocity/impact sports, equestrian, rollerskating, fashion design, sun salutation, animals, coaching, animals, pampering, spa and salon  

virgo ~ yoga, nutrition, puzzles, embroidery, poker, chess, sudoku, precision activities like darts, calligraphy, pool, or repair work. technology, mental challenges, nail art, hairdressing

libra ~ design, dance, legal studies, massage, painting, interior decorating, literature, psychology, crime and justice study, fashion, social justice issues, social media

scorpio ~ competitive challenges with others or with self, research, psychoanalysis, criminology, martial arts, pilates, conspiracies, documentaries, reading

sagittarius ~ anything outdoors and active - beach, disneyland, wild forest hiking, surfing, skiing, learning, comedy, archery, animals, theology, overseas travel, cultural events, gambling, guitar, festivals

capricorn ~ strategic games, rock climbing, hiking, massage, biographies, politics, social issues, poker, history, sculpture, museums, developing skills, music

aquarius ~ thinking, space, conspiracies, technology, aliens, politics, bike riding, swimming, astrology, science, aviation, sailing, learning, chemistry, lsd, festivals

pisces ~ books, theatre and plays, music, spiritual indulgence, daydreaming, meditation, sailing and beach, shopping, creative expression, embroidery, interior design, furniture collection, visiting grandparents

-C.

Spring Rec List

Inspired by @conversationswithjohnlock‘s beautiful rec lists I realized that I too hadn’t done one in a while so here are some fics I’ve been loving recently (in no particular order).

His Name is John Watson by ampersand_ch

A summer’s idyll in Sussex. Holmes and Watson seek some peace and quiet. But that’s not as simple as they imagine.

So so so so so beautiful. The descriptions, Holmes’ voice. The mystery. All of it had a dreamy summer quality. I loved it.

Honey and Wounds by earlybloomingparentheses

It is 1907, and Sherlock Holmes’ lover of three years knows him only as a tender of bees, a grower of roses, and a gentle, open companion. But then a letter arrives from Dr. Watson, followed by Dr. Watson himself, and their sleepy Sussex cottage plays host to memories of the past and fears for the future.

Told from the POV of Sherlock Holmes’ lover. This is stunning and heartbreaking and just so so lovely.

Since First I Saw Your Face by Stavia_Scott_Grayson

During the Great Hiatus, Holmes, studying in Tibet, reflects on his first meeting with Dr John Watson.

This WIP is simply glorious. Holmes is incredibly sweet and in love and her attention to historical detail and the author’s wonderful Victorian voice all make this fic an amazing read.

When Skies Are Hanged by YankingAwry

A Post-Reichenbach fix-it, in which Sherlock returns and John battles with the unsaid.

Angsty but so beautifully written. This is one of my favorite quotes:

John dreams of afternoons, when the sun trickles like thick, golden honey, and settles in fallen feathers, crowding every nook and corner of 221B, Baker Street. Sherlock sits in the armchair, and John sits opposite him, in a leisurely anticipation that unfurls the small, winded knot in his chest.

They do not talk, in his dreams.

They just sit together, reading or writing or being, as the light wanes, ever so slowly.

Waking up is like boarding a deserted train from a deserted platform. He yearns, without knowing what for.

Water Is Another Matter by cathedral_carver

He thinks it’s in trouble, his poor heart.

John is ill. Sherlock is taking care of him and pining. Skinny Dipping. First Kisses. Love Confession. Perfection.

Acrobat by unreconstructedfangirl

Sherlock feels like his heart is an acrobat, twisting itself into contorted, impossible shapes. He feels stretched and twisted to the limit of his endurance. He knows John has things locked inside and twisting, too. Their mutual silence steadies them both, and the ballast of what they won’t say binds them to an equilibrium of weighted stasis.

Post HLV angst fest.

Not for the faint of heart. But so beautifully written. Oh it makes you ache, ache, ache.

look west from London by Fahye

There are almost no lies in the way that Molly presents herself, only omissions.

Sherlock needs help surviving the fall. Molly is a witch. All she needs is his soul. AMAZING LOVE THIS READ IT NOW.

Every Other Freckle by magikspell

 They’re happy, and they’re in love, and isn’t it the most wonderful thing?

100% fluffy, slice-of-life lovin’ and love makin’. John and Sherlock are young and sweet and ridiculously in love with each other. Features afab-transgender Sherlock and takes place in the same universe as Bloom, though both stories are completely stand-alone and can be read in any order [though this one comes first chronologically].

Both of the stories in the series are lush and sweet and real and I loved them.

I Just Want You For My Own by cwb

Sherlock and John head home from their respective schools for the winter break.

Part Three in the Just Like That Series. I mean, if you are not already reading this, I am scratching my head. Seriously perfect. Hot and loving with spot on characterization.

Noise Reduction by SincerelyChaos

There’s too much noise in his head and not enough bare skin for him to touch.

John leans back, breaking the kiss, once again forming words instead of creating friction, and Sherlock wants to tell him that it’s counterproductive, that words are a trap and that language is even more insufficient than fucking when it comes to noise reduction and finding release.

I loved this angsty little AU kiltlock fic. Chaos writes Sherlock so perfectly.

anonymous asked:

truck shepherd's episode is easily the funniest

uhhhhhm, excuse me??? i think we can all agree the wii sports resort episode of monster factory is the end all, be all of mcelroy content

  • “oh my god, dr. zaius??”
  • “it looks like they made a live action alvin and the chipmunks and everybody hated it”
  • TURBOVICKI
  • “he looks like a pervert tennis star”
  • CHENEY
  • “a wild, sexy dick cheney”
  • “he’s not here to beat turbovicki in sports, of course he couldn’t he’s 500 years old”
  • “maybe he likes blue because maybe dick cheney’s like a big sonic the hedgehog cosplayer”
  • “baby it’s COLE outside”
  • “look at the dog shaking that festive little tuches”
  • “i miss my arm bones. i’m vice president rayman”
  • KOBE
  • KOBE
  • KOBE
  • KOBE
  • BUCKETS
  • JORDAN
  • KOBE
  • KOBE
  • KOBE, BABY
  • JORDAN
  • BUCKETS
  • SCOTTIE PIPPEN
  • CHARLES BARKLEY
  • LARRY BIRD
  • *golf ball goes into the ocean* “aw i fucked it all up…killed a whale”
  • “i don’t need to be told how to wake board i’m dick fucking cheney”

astroquestions  asked:

cherry? what hobbies are the signs associated with?

ch ch ch ch cherrrry

aries ~ high impact activity and sports… the more thrill the better… wake boarding, driving fast, contact sport, martial arts… also hiking and paintball, sex 

taurus ~ playing instruments… crafts and designing, baking and culinary, makeup and beauty blogging, horticulture, floristry,  harvesting, spending, yoga, massage, pampering 

gemini ~ reading, studying (self directed or courses), blogging, puzzles, slicking around the city, journal writing, learning, swimming, literature, comedy nights

cancer ~ baking and culinary, harvesting, music, creating scents, scrapbooking, photo editing, journal writing, antiques, embroidery, decorating, interior designing, real estate, animals 

leo ~ arts, makeup design, high velocity/impact sports, equestrian, rollerskating, fashion design, sun salutation, animals, coaching, animals, pampering, spa and salon  

virgo ~ yoga, nutrition, puzzles, embroidery, poker, chess, sudoku, precision activities like darts, calligraphy, pool, or repair work. technology, mental challenges, nail art, hairdressing 

libra ~ design, dance, legal studies, massage, painting, interior decorating, literature, psychology, crime and justice study, fashion, social justice issues, social media 

scorpio ~ competitive challenges with others or with self, research, psychoanalysis, criminology, martial arts, pilates, conspiracies, documentaries, reading

sagittarius ~ anything outdoors and active - beach, disneyland, wild forest hiking, surfing, skiing, learning, comedy, archery, animals, theology, overseas travel, cultural events, gambling, guitar, festivals 

capricorn ~ strategic games, rock climbing, hiking, massage, biographies, politics, social issues, poker, history, sculpture, museums, developing skills, music 

aquarius ~ thinking, space, conspiracies, technology, aliens, politics, bike riding, swimming, astrology, science, aviation, sailing, learning, chemistry, lsd, festivals 

pisces ~ books, theatre and plays, music, spiritual indulgence, daydreaming, meditation, sailing and beach, shopping, creative expression, embroidery, interior design, furniture collection, visiting grandparents 

-C.

Dating Damon Salvatore would include...

-Him cuddling you and putting his arm around you all the time

-Drinking bourbon with him 

-Him calling you sweetheart or babe all the time 

-Heated makeout sessions

-Leading to obviously amazing, mind blowing sex

- In literally every surface of the house

-Getting lost in those blue eyes 

-Dealing with his sassy quips 

-You actually find them pretty funny and often reciprocate 

-Sharing Alaric as a drinking buddy

-Damon being super overprotective of you

-Basically living at the Salvatore boarding house 

-Waking up to him every morning, limbs entangled, fingers intertwined 

-Being late for where ever you need to be because he can’t move from that position

-Calming him down from hit fights with stefan because you always know what to say

-Him cohering you into the bath with him

-”This is possibly the best idea you’ve ever had”

-You complaining every time he kills someone

-Leading to an argument for the whole of the Salvatore boarding house, if not Mystic Falls to hear

-But you could never actually argue, so rough make-up sex is always on the cards

-Road trips to New York among other places which you love because you have never seen the world before 

-Him kissing your head and your cheeks when you are cuddling together, which you often are

-”You know I don’t know what I see in you, Salvatore”

- “oh, Y/N, you know you love me almost as much as I love you”

My friends: *post a selfie*

Me: (Wii sports resort wake boarding Announcer voice which I have perfected with years of practice) NICE! LOOKS GREAT! YEAH! WOW! WHOA! LOOKS GREAT! RIGHT ON! good. YEAH! NICE! WHOA! RIGHT ON! LOOK GREAT! NICE JUMP! WOW! NICE!

Jai Brooks Imagine #4 (REQUESTED)

| You and Gypsy don’t like each other and you see Twitter going crazy over Gypsy sleeping with Jai, and the proof of her in his bed |


Hey babe whatcha doing?“ I chirp into the phone. "Nothing I was playing Fifa but then you called so I answered. What are u doing?” He asks. “Finishing up some packing, I can’t wait to see you tomorrow”

I miss you y/n" he says to me. “I miss you too Jai.” I say to him. “How’s Melbourne treating you?” He asks. “It’s alright I guess, not the same without you. How’s L.A. Treating you?” I ask. “It’s fine, wish you were here though.” He says.

“How different would it be if I was there?” I ask. “Well for starters, I’d wake up every morning to the most beautiful girl. Second, I would be able to bend you over my bed and fuck you like crazy cause I miss how tight you are.” He says laughing a little. “Oh my god Jai shush.” I laugh with him.

“I’ve been missing you, he’s been missing you to.” He refers to his penis. “Well he will just have to wait because you’re on tour.” I say to him. “Well you’ll be here tomorrow and he’ll get to tell you how much he’s missed you.” He flirts. “I can’t wait babe.” I laugh.

We stay on the phone for about 3 more hours talking about how much we miss each other, what we’re going to be doing while I’m down there and we also had phone sex. “Where are you right now Jai?” I ask. “I’m in my room, I went into my room when I figured I got you horny.” He laughed.

“Yeah you did haha. Well I should get some sleep I have to wake up early.” I yawn. “Get some rest y/n. I’ll be there at the airport to get you.” He says. “I love you Jai.” I say. “I love you more y/n.” He retorts.

We hang up and I drift to sleep.

My alarm wakes me up at 5am. I wake up to do my make up, hair and get dressed. I call my friend Rainey to come with me to the airport to take my car back to her house. “Hey love are you up and ready?” I ask her.

“Yeah I’m almost at your place right now, and I’m also with My boyfriend, he’s gonna drive my car back to my house. I’ll text you when I’m outside.” She says. “Okay, thank you so much for doing this for me.” I say to her. “No problem, I know you’d do the same for me, love you girl.” She says before hanging up.

3 minutes later she texts me and let’s me know she’s outside. She parks her car outside before waiting at the door. “Hey good morning love, goodmorning Thomas.” I say to them before unlocking my car for us to get it. “Morning.” They answer sleepy. Thomas hugs me goodbye before driving away in Rainey’s car.

I drive all the way to the airport and say my goodbyes to Rainey. “I’ll call you as soon as I get there. Again thanks so much.” I say. We hug each other and she tells me again how it’s no problem and that she’ll miss me. “Have fun with Jai y/n!” She says loudly rolling down the window of the car. I laugh and I wave goodbye to her.

I get into the airport and do security and all the junk and board the plane. I instantly fall asleep on the plane.

When I wake up I board off the plane to catch my second one because it’s a 15 hour plane flight. As I’m boarding my second plane, my phone Goes off and I answer. “Hey Jai! I’m boarding my second flight.” I exclaim through the phone.
“That’s great y/n, I can’t wait to see you! I’m still in bed btw What time do you think you’ll be here? ” he asks. “Maybe 6 in the morning? I might have got it wrong whatever I’ll see you soon, I’ll text you when I’m landing.” I say to him. We say our I love you before hanging up, now I have a 10 hour flight and a heavy jet leg heading my way.

“Miss we’re landing into LAX shortly.” The flight attendant wakes me. I quickly thank her before sitting up straight. I feel my phone buzz and buzz and buzz. I get my phone from my back pocket and I look to see who it is.

“Gypsy and Jai.” “Gypsy sleeping with Jai Brooks?” “Jai Brooks cheating on y/n with Gypsy” My Twitter feeds say.

What the fuck is all of this? Jai and gypsy. I swear if I see gypsy there I’m going off she shouldn’t be at my boyfriends house. I read more of what on my Twitter mentions.

“Lol @y/t/n how you feel knowing your boyfriend finally realized you’re not good enough for him?”

“@y/t/n @JaiBrooks1 are you guys still together? Why was gypsy sleeping with you Jai?”

“@GypsyOfficial @y/t/n Gypsy just stole you’re man 😂 ”

I feel my heart break when I watch the video of Gypsy in Jai’s bed when Luke pranks him. When I arrive at the airport I see Jai and I hug him tightly dropping all my bags. He hugs me back maybe even tighter and I hear cameras snap around us. At this moment I just let it all go, I feel my tears streaming down my face and Jai’s hand rub my back.

“Jai I need to talk to you when we get home. But first I missed you so much baby.” I cry. I hear him sniffle and it lets me know he was crying too, maybe not as much as me but he was crying. He wipes his eyes before pulling back to kiss me causing screaming from fans. At least they’ll put This on Twitter to show that bitch that’s Jai’s mine.

He grabs all my bags and we got to baggage claim to get the rest of them then we head home. We finally get to the house and we walk into his room. He sits on the edge of his bed and I sit in his computer chair. The boys are still sleep since it’s early.

“You said you had to talk to me ?” He says nervously. He knows when I’m mad when I say I have to talk to him. “Jai you know why I’m mad.” I say to him. “Yes I know why, and I’m sorry.” He says to me. “You know I don’t like her so why would you sleep with her? Oh god.. Did you..did you guys?” I question. “No fuck no she just came over and we watched movies and she fell asleep.” He answers. “Jai you know I don’t like her why would you even let her in the house.” I ask him.

He shrugs. “Y/n she’s one of my good friends.” He says. “Jai do you not remember when she blast on Twitter and caused me to get hate for months?! Remember the tears I shed? The depression i went through? I went through that same pain this morning when I woke up and saw all this stuff on my Twitter.” I say to him trying to keep calm.

“Well y/n she apologized on Twitter, she’s been my friend for 2 years now. And we’ve only been dating for a year.” He says.

What the fuck?

“Oh so you’re saying that she’s more important than me? Because you’ve had a label on her longer than me? I was you friend to you just never established me as your friend.” I say to him raising my voice. “Bullshit y/n yes I did. What are you talking about. And no she’s not more important than you that’s not what I’m saying.” He says.

“Then what the fuck are you saying Jai?” I interrupt him standing up, him still sitting. “What I’m saying is that she’s just a friend you don’t have to worry about her.” He says. I look at him likes he’s lost his damn mind. “Jai are you fucking kidding me ? I don’t care if she is your friend. The thing is why would you sleep with her? How would you feel if I’m sleeping with my ex boyfriend ? Hm? You know he guy you don’t like me talking to?” I say to him.

“You still talk to him anyways because you say you have friendship with him still.” He points out. “Yeah but I don’t hang out with him let alone SLEEP with him.” I fire back. “I was hoping I could come here without this drama and I see that she’s sleeping with you. In your bed.” I say to him and he’s quiet.

“Would you even tell me if Luke didn’t even record and post it online ? Would you keep it a secret and let me sleep in the same bed as that bitch did last night?” I say to him. “Yes I would tell you. I’m not stupid. Knowing the woman that you are, you could find out anything. And if I didn’t tell you you’d find that out and kill me.” He says to me.

“Jai is that you?” I hear a female voice walk in the house. Jai’s face turns white. He’s frozen with fear while he’s sitting, probably of how I’m going to react. “Jai what the fuck is going on.” I say through my teeth. Gypsy walks through the door and the first thing she sees is me. She rolls her eyes before giving Jai a Starbucks and walking out.

Luke walks in and sees me too, his reaction is almost the same as Jai’s except maybe even more apologetic. “Hey y/n how are you? How was your flight?” He says coming up to me to hug me. I give him a small hug and fake my smile. “Yeah I’m good Luke.” I say to him. “Well Gypsy and I just went to Starbucks for everyone here and if I knew you’d be here so early I would’ve got you one, you can have mine if you want?” He offers. I shake my head.

He laughs nervously and looks at Jai then mouths “good luck.” And a quick sorry before he exits the room. “Jai this can’t be fucking happening right now. Like this has to be a dream or something this literally can not be happening.” I say. “Y/n babe I’m sorry I didn’t know she’d be here I swear” he puts his hands up in defense. “Jai just get her out this house. Or I will leave.” I warn him. He quickly gets out his phone and texts like telling him to get gypsy out the house.

“I’m sorry y/n, I won’t do it again. Luke told gypsy not to come over when you’re here okay I’m sorry. ” he apologizes. “It’s going to take a lot more than sorry to fix this you know. I really don’t want to spend our time arguing.” I say to him, walking over to sit on his lap. “I’m sorry baby, let’s just sleep I know how tired you must be from hag flight.” He says.

“Yeah, I love you Jai.” I say to him. “I love you more y/n” he says before turning off the light so we can drift to sleep.

Sickly

Originally posted by sweetly87

Requested: By my sick self. 

Pairings: Newt Scamander x Reader

Warnings: Sickly Reader, Newt being impossibly sweet

Word Count: 1,169

A/N: I am pretty sick at the moment, and sometimes imagining my fictional husbands taking care of me helps. Hope that you guys like this! Requests are open, so hit me up!

You couldn’t remember the last time that you had felt this sick. Work was a travesty today. You had done your best, but you had spilled at least half of the cups of coffee that you were supposed to take to the department heads, lost a few important files. Overall it had been an awful day, and your boss had made you stay over to look for the files. By the time that you got home, all you wanted to do was curl up in a ball.

You took off your shoes and changed into comfortable clothes nearly the second you walked in the door. You were about to make yourself a cup of tea and maybe lie down for a bit when you found a note from Newt on the counter.

“My dearest love,
Please do me the greatest of favors and take care of the creatures for me. I caught word of an abandoned family of Bowtruckles just a quick jump away. I’m sure that they and I will both greatly appreciate your continued kindness.

Forever Yours,
Newt.”

You held in your groan and searched your small flat that you shared, and finally found his case resting on top of your bed. You clicked open the locks, slipping into the familiar warmth that seemed to flow out of the case. You weren’t sure if it was actually warm, or if it just felt like home. Either way, you were not complaining.

As much as you didn’t want to lug the food around for the creatures, you did miss them if you somehow forgot to visit them. It rarely happened, but after work somedays, you crashed. You gathered the food up as quickly as you could, hoping that you might be able to catch a few moments of sleep before Newt arrived with the new additions to your family.

You tossed the Occamies their dinner, while also trying your best not to fall over from the exhaustion. You hadn’t slept much the night before, and Newt had even argued with you about going to work in the morning. He thought it wasn’t a good idea, but he was so swept up in finding new creatures that he must have let it slip his mind.

And on a normal day, you wouldn’t have minded. But after searching for the demiguise for the better part of an hour and arguing with the Niffler about where your ring was, you didn’t think that you could find the energy within you to climb the stairs out of case into your own bed.

You found a comfortable spot of grass and sank into it as if you had found the most luxurious mattress in the entire world.

Newt found you, hours later, curled up on the ground in his case. He had been looking for you since coming in the door. Eventually, he had decided that you must have gone out, and decided to take the only Bowtruckle that had been left, who he had named Pickett.

You were in the fetal position on the ground, the Niffler tucked closely to your stomach. A few Occamies had slithered over to you, thinking of themselves as your guards, which made Newt chuckle. After a few Attempts to deposit Pickett with the rest of the Bowtruckles- all of which ended in failure- he simply tucked him into his pocket before making sure that you were okay.

Upon initial inspection, you seemed to be fine, but Newt knew that you would not be pleased to wake up with so many pieces of straw in your hair. He ushered the creatures back to their respective habitats before levitating you with his wand, carefully and bringing you back upstairs.

He was worried that you might wake up, or he would bump your head on something, so the process took a lot longer than he had expected. He had originally wanted to Apparate you upstairs, but knew that it was unlikely you would be able to sleep through it.

Thankfully, he managed to get you upstairs and changed before stepping on a creaky floor board and waking you up. You sat up, confused at first about where you were. But then, you saw Newt frozen across the room, his back still turned to you. You chuckled. He had a habit of thinking that if he froze, his actions would cancel out and he could somehow acquire a redo from the universe.

“What do you think that you are doing Mr. Scamander?” you laughed softly.

He turned slowly, a sheepish grin on his face. You patted the bed beside you, knowing that even though you were tired, he was also exhausted. It was a longer journey than he et on, if her was following suit.

“I found you downstairs, and I knew that you wouldn’t want to wake up down there with straw in your hair. So, I brought you up here and thought that I didn’t want to wake you, so I just, uh.”

You couldn’t hold the smile that was growing on your face. You had been with Newt for a long time, but you had never grown unappreciative when he shared his kindness with you.

He sat down on the bed beside you, leaning his head on your shoulder, and you leaned your head on top of his. “Thankyou.” You breathed, savoring the quiet moment that the two of you were rarely gifted with.

“You are most welcome.” He said quietly, placing a small kiss on the top of your head.

You burrowed your face into his neck, his arms coming up to wrap around your middle. No matter how long you had been together, you still felt the sparks tickle at your neck when his lips met the nape of your neck. “Thank you for taking care of them tonight. I know that you aren’t feeling well.” He said, lips still where your neck meets your shoulder. “Speaking of,” he said, sitting up. You groaned at the loss of contact, obliging him. He pulled a small vial out of his coat pocket, rolling it between his fingers. “I’ll go and make you a cup of tea love. Put in a few drops of this and you will be good as new tomorrow.”

He was out of bed in a split second, and out of the room in a few more. You flopped back into bed, rolling up into a ball and hoping that maybe everything would magically heal. Was it that far-fetched? You were a wizard after all.

Newt was back after a few minutes, a steaming mug of tea in his hands. He handed it to you, before slipping into bed behind you, wrapping his arms around your stomach once again, rubbing soothing circles into your side. You leaned into him, sipping your tea, surprised to find it nearly perfect, although there was something that you couldn’t identify.

“Thankyou” you said quietly in between sips.

“I would do anything for you, love. You know that.”