UGH! WHERE ARE THE STUPID SAUCES WE JUST GOT ‘EM TODA- [freezes (and not because he was in front of the fridge,but from realization on what’s on the menu.]
“mustard or mayo,mustard or mayo,mustard or mayo,mustard or mayo,mustard or mayo?”
“GET OUT OF MY FRIDGE!!!!
SERIOUSLY,CAN A SUPER COOL SUPERVILLAIN NOT EVEN GET A NORMAL GENUINE LUNCH WITHOUT FUZZY WEIRDOS POPPING OUT OF EVERYWHERE?!”
[As Wander runs off giggling because of the nutritious,adorable,surprise,totally anonymous lunch made with love he left there,despite Haters’ choice of NOT chasing him down,the overlord has yet to realize that his nachos and sub sandwich- as well as..well… Everything else that’s not safely covered- is covered in orange fur…]
When you think about it, it’s probably better that Derek Landy didn’t make the Skulduggery Pleasant movie back when he first planned to (apart from the terrible script) because look at the kinds of special effects we have now vs back then.
Hey so I’m really liking this POV stuff More fanart for @tyranttortoise, from her fanfic Skeleton Squatters and the Landlady. This is the scene where the Reader gives Red an appreciative peck and he mistakes it for an invitation. Bet you can’t guess who my favorite skelebro is yet ;)