waiting makes me cranky

Drunk me usually wants chicken wings when I come home at like 2am but can never get them. But earlier tonight, in my lonely slump, I bought a bunch at Whole Foods. I’m not even drunk right now but knowing they’re waiting for me at home??? Amazing.

Sometimes cranky me makes amazing choices.

* Your high chances of winning this battle have been practically inverted as you dodge the hits of this wrathful and possessed puppet.

* You think as you battle of how you’ll be able to tell your friends about this twisted turn of events.

* It fills you with that much more determination.

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(Turn up the brightness and contrast for a surprise, but be careful for eyestrain!)