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anonymous asked:

Most of your commentors seem to be women. Why is that?

Hell if I know.

Can’t say I’d noticed that. I’d like to think it’s because I’m handsome and incredibly charming and have a totally ripped body.

Odds are it’s actually because I can’t shut up about my wife and kids being the center of my life which makes me “safe” to interact with. That or I’m the supportive uncle. Shit, either way my player status is in serious jeopardy.

One young lady was nice enough to tell me that I remind her of the crotchety old bastard she worked for in the Navy. Not saying I don’t. I have my old man’s Senior Chief portrait and we look EXACTLY alike. That’s really scary.