Things the signs have said to me
Aries: I’m perfect, you can’t deny it
Taurus: it is definitely not a face. There is no eyebrow. You are blind.
Gemini: I think I’m high off of sharpies…
Cancer: I run this motherfucking pond
Leo: somebody should really slap Debbie on the last day of school
Virgo: *is my teacher all year and spells my name wrong on the last day of school* oh, yeah, I forgot
Libra: maybe the trees are crying but you just can’t hear them…
Scorpio: ew. What the fuck. Like what is she even doing? God I hate her.
Sagittarius: wait, Sloane, how do you spell school? (this was in eighth grade and sadly, she wasn’t joking)
Capricorn: put on the song I’m going to do the lobster dance
Aquarius: I’m going to draw cheese and megaflies. That’s going to be my new thing
Pisces: wow you’re sassy. Your new last name is sassofrass so I can call you miss. Sassofrass