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Rules: Name 10 characters you would kiss, then tag people.

Tagged by @howyummy FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU, SECOND OF ALL thank.

  1. Ryoko Hakubi - Tenchi Muyo u3u
  2. BULMA BRIEFS - DBZ
  3. Vetra Nyx - Mass Effect: Andromeda
  4. The Boss - Metal Gear Solid 3
  5. Minako Aino - Sailor Moon
  6. Garrus Vakarian - Mass Effect
  7. ?UH…. UHM…man id…?? Anyone else is like maternal fucking head smooches?? like Kisame? Zabuza?? ALL THE MIST NINJAS IN NARUTO? head kisses. For all of you.
  8. My cat volley ball team of nekoma from Haikyuu?? HEAD SMOOCHES FOR ALL OF YOU…
  9. ALL MY SENSITIVE SAIYANS?? HEAD SMOOCHES FOR ALL OF YOU…
  10. Shit wait, I forgot Cable. Fuckin’ smooch that mutant garbage. Fuck.

I am way too lazy to tag but listen; @caroline-in-hr @neonreverberations @frostedulcers @syanndra @spinejackel @slingbees

imyrdungeonmaster  asked:

Bee ๐Ÿ’š originally, anti-deforestation campaigns were speaking about the rainforests, which are not naturally controlled by fire regimes. That's still where the deforestation problem is.. people just don't know and assume it applies to all forests ๐Ÿ˜ง again, the kicker is... land would still need to be cleared to grow hemp? Like... wtfruta???

OH!! that makes sense!!!!! i think u said that in a video and i forgot
wait so…the post you’re talking about was supporting hemp farming but against cutting down trees im…wut…. 

Anxiety ruins you.
It turns a simple or non existent situation, into a catastrophe.

It rips you from sleep.
To the point where it makes you sick, because you’re so tired.

It creates problems
that aren’t even there.

It’s like having a little devil on your shoulder.
All the time, whispering what could go wrong.
And what a nuisance you are,
And how awful you are.
So you start to repeat all the bad things about yourself.

“Nobody wants you around”
“You’re so boring”
“You’re ugly”
“Everyone is sick of you”
“Your boyfriend is going to get tired of dealing with this”
“You’re a mess all the time, how could anyone love that?”
“Their lives would be better if you just went far away”
Should I go away?

It makes you angry over little things.
It ruins your relationship because you’re always worried about everything.

It makes you just want to be alone.
To distance yourself.
I haven’t seen my friends in 4 weeks.

But wait, I forgot the panic attacks.
I can’t breath.
My heart is going out of control.
I’m sweating.
I’m dizzy.
My chest is so tight.
It feels like an elephant is sitting on it.

All of this is going on in your head,
But all people see is a polite smile.

Anxiety ruins you.
And it’s so damn tiring.
To fight a battle inside your head,

Every
Single
Day.

—  Chapters from my life
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Another art of my favourite man + my favourite flower


(AKA the work that consumed my entire weekend which I was supposed to use to study for my exams… flowers really take forever to draw lol)

Achievement Hunter as kids from my Philosophy class

Geoff: EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP, I can’t focus on being depressed with all of you shouting at the same time

Jack: okay everybody, we’re building a fucking fort out of our chairs. Adam, get the scotch tape!

Jeremy: OKAY Y’ALL LISTEN TO MY RAP ABOUT EDGAR ALLAN POE…oh fuck wait I forgot the beat :(

Michael: Someone dare me to eat this whole Bundt cake!! I’ll FUCKING DO IT!!!

Gavin: do you think Ghandi studies about us in heaven?

Lindsay: “Miss Collinway, you better be doing your essay and not looking up some damn video of a Siamese cat” but mISTER ANDrews, did you know that technically they’re called THAI CAT!??!

Ryan: look here’s a picture of that caterpillar I found underneath my bed. i placed it in a box in my room. I named it Bob. I love Bob. ANDY SHUT UP, Bob is better tHAN YOU!

Trevor: shhhh shut the fuck up, I’m trying to throw peeps into Donny’s backpack without him noticing. wHY you ask? BECAUSE I CAN!

Matt: so I built a mini replica of the Addams Family’s house with a bunch of leftover superglue. does it look okay? should i add more windows???

lifeisjustachessgame  asked:

Ahh!! Your art is amazing :) Viktor with long hair PLUS a flower crown is what really gets me going though omg. Your style with that would be fantastic ^.^

Fun Fact: I actually drew Viktor with long hair in my first attempt but I dumped it afterwards because I wasn’t too happy about it… (If someone really wants me to finish this half sketch/half outline picture I could do it but otherwise I rather just leave it “discarded” (・-・) )

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lazy: a custard bread couple doodle

p.s. i made this on my iphone notes app w my right index finger & i’ve never taken an art class in mi life so @ my art friendies i apologize in advance that mr. min holly is half yoongi’s size.

The Gnome who is a Dwarf

Dude who kidnapped us: Look, all I know is that I have to collect and deliver the necromancer with the dinosaur, the witch with the panda, the elven rogue, and the gnome magus.

Gnome: I’m not a gnome! I’m a dwarf!!

Everyone else: wait, what?! I swear you said you were a gnome!

Gnome: oh wait shoot I am. I forgot. Can I, um, roll for bluff? *rolls 19+8 bluff*

GM: Okay he’s pretty darn confused and he thinks you’re a dwarf and he has the wrong guy. He’s not totally convinced cause you look like a gnome but he believes you so much he doesn’t trust himself

700 Puffles

Ok, so, when I was a kid, I used to get up to a lot of dumb shenanigans on Club Penguin. I think this was around third or fourth grade; I did a lot of trolly things then. Some of the bans and glitches they had to fix around that time period were because of me and some of my online friends at the time.

We figured out pretty quickly that most of the like, your base-level curse words, y'know the amateur curse words, they’re all BANNED. So we started coming up with more and more inventive ways to express our feelings to the public, so that’s why every once in a while they would roll out an update, and it’s like, “the term ‘bitchbaby’ is now banned”.

And um, what else did I do?

Oh right, so do you know how they had those expansion areas every once in a while? And there would be those little zones and each zone had the same default shop that they copy-and-pasted over.

But there was this one expansion area… it was a cave or mine shaft or something like that. The default shop that they had there, it was Real Glitchy. So I figured out that if you buy seven puffles it gives you some ridiculous number for the price of TWO. So what I did:

I BOUGHT 700 PUFFLES…. And then I gifted them to the other person in the shop whose name I didn’t know and then I waited. And then I forgot about that for, quite a while, and then some time a week later I got a very angry email from said person, with a screenshot of their home, which was floor-to-ceiling, wall-to-wall, just. Fur. And googly eyes. Like you could see nothing else, it was just puffle everywhere. They were rendering in and out of walls, like some of them were just plain feet, it was – it was an abomination.

And apparently once I read the email their main complaint? Not even the fact that I ruined their fucking household! It was the fact that when they opened the client and saw that, it CRASHED. Their Club Penguin client crashed, and when they opened their house and it loaded and there were seven hundred puffles.

I don’t know if you guys know this but puffles, as cute as they look (at least to some people), the sounds they make are not quite as cute. Especially when there’s seven hundred of them layered on top of each other, rendering in and out of walls emitting a sound collectively scary enough to get Lucifer to piss himself.

And yeah. That’s the story of why there’s a limit of 50 puffles that you can buy.

who allowed him to be beautiful

Imma Poke It With a Stick!

I was playing a bard whose stories have graced this page from time to time. One thing I don’t think I’ve mentioned is that, due to backstory shenanigans, he pretty much always has an unseen servant following him around named Jarvis. It’s not like it can use weapons or anything, its mostly just there for flavor and the occasional utility of not having to make and break camp ourselves. On one occasion, however, it let our party completely bypass an encounter through sheer ingenuity.

So there we were, about two levels down in a dungeon loosely based off of Dante’s Inferno. This floor’s flavor of the day? Endless desert, with a forest made entirely out of sharp blades covering some portion. We were just about to get to this forest, which conveniently held the exit to the next level, when our DM made us roll perception checks.

DM: Alright, everyone who passes hears faint chanting in the distance, from what you believe is some kind of ritual. You can try to go around it, or investigate.

Ranger: I’d go, but I’ve already got a rank of exhaustion. I say we just go around.

Fighter: So, no one else can check it out?

Party: General agreement

Bard (me): Oh wait, I forgot I can stealth. I’ll go alone and radio back what I see (we all had sending stones at this point in the campaign)

DM: Alright, so I’ll need a stealth check from you, and con saves from everyone as you move through the desert.

We’re lucky enough to pass all checks, my bard is pretty good with stealth. So there I am, crouched just at the rise in a dune overlooking where the chanting is coming from.

DM: Bard, below you you see several orcs around what appears to be a ritual circle drawn into the sand. One orc, bigger than the others, is reading from what looks like poorly tanned leather. A ritual is already underway, though no one seems to have noticed you yet. You could probably evade the orcs, though you have no idea what they are summoning.

Bard (me): *Thinks for a moment*, Are the lines drawn in the sand important to the ritual?

DM: Roll arcana, (which I pass, pretty easy check). Yes, the ritual circle is crucial to the spell being cast.

Bard (me): Alright, I have my unseen servant grab a stick or something, walk up, and start rubbing out the lines while I start making my escape.

The DM is speechless for a moment while the rest of the party stifles laughter. After a moment he describes what happens.

DM: Ok, so the orcs are in the middle of this important ritual. Probably calling for assistance from some kind of deity or whatever. Then, right as they are about to finish, they see the ritual circle start to erase itself. So they’re freaking out, seeing the spell fizzle right in front of their eyes, and have disadvantage to try and see you escape. Roll stealth to roll on out of there.

Later on, we get to another level that has no gravity, and floating crystals which teleport you to other parts of the dungeon if you run into them. We figured this out by accidentally tossing an enemy into one during a fight. 

DM: So as soon as the enemy makes contact with the crystal, there’s a sharp flash of light, and it disappears.

Me (Jokingly): And reappears in the desert section, right on top of those orcs, ruining their second attempt at the ritual.

DM: Lol, at this point they probably think they’re cursed or something. 

We never really knew what did happen to those orcs after I’d screwed with them the first time, but it definitely was the best use I’ve gotten out of the unseen servant to date.

Okay can I just say

I love Hamilton.

And I know that the founding fathers were terrible, racist, slave-owning people.

The two are not mutually exclusive and Hamilton, with its diverse cast and (what I believe to be) an inclusive message should not be getting as much hate as it is getting.

That being said,

To the people that idolize the founding fathers because of this musical, fuck you.

You missed the point.

These were bad people.