started with a fan meeting. Everything started only with that. You were nothing but just a fan, a fan who
never thought that all that would happen. Once you went there, your life
You were there, waiting for your turn to see them, to talk to them, to
give them gifts. You couldn’t be more anxious, you had been waiting for that
moment all life. And finally, your turn came. You talked to them, one by one,
sharing smiles and compliments. In the end of the FM, when you were about to
leave – it was already empty, you wanted to stay there the most you could -
someone stopped you. You turned around, and a big man was standing behind you.
“Can I help you?” you asked politely, and kinda scared.
“Come with me, please” the man said. He must be one of the securities,
and your stomach started to burn up. What did you have done? Why was he calling
you? What the fuck. The man took you to the backstage and while you walked thru
the hallway, no one seemed to pay attention on you both. The man stopped in
front of a door and looked at you.
am the boys’ bodyguard. They are right inside this room” he said. Namjoon, Jin,
Jungkook, Taehyung, Jimin, Yoongi and Hoseok were right there? What was gonna
“They want to talk to you” You felt your body tensing up; you felt your
heart stopping. What… the…fuck…? They
want to talk to me? Oh my… “But I have to check you before”.
When he finished checking you, he looked at you again.
“And one more thing… You have to assign
something” he said and gave you a paper.
“What is this for?”
“You can’t see them if you don’t assign this” He said.
You did as he said.
“You can go in”.
And just this way, he opened the door, and
there they were. The youngest ones were sat, while the hyungs were standing.
You entered into the room, your body shaking while you heard the door being
“Hello” Namjoon said, “nice to meet you again” he said. Oh ma.
“H-hi, oh my God” you said, voice trembling. You looked at their faces; they were looking
at you as if you were an animal in a zoo, smiling cockily. They said a “hi” in
“Don’t be nervous. What’s your name again?” he asked. Of course they don’t remember, they knew a
lot of fans today.
“Y/N” you answered, blushing.
“And how old are you?” Jin asked. You almost lost your conscience
because of the sound of his voice.
What was happening? What did they want? And
whatever they wanted, why me? You must be dreaming. You were not in a room
with the boys of BTS.
“Hum… old enough”.
They kept talking to you, asking things and
you just answered, not daring to ask what was happening. But minutes later,
maybe hours, you didn’t know, after a lot of conversation, the boys told you to
“You are really beautiful, you know?” Taehyung said, making you wide
your eyes. His deep voice did send you shiver. His lips… oh.
“Huh, t-thank you” you said, your face
probably redder than a tomato.
“You are single?” Jin asked.
“Well, Y/N. We gotta say that the fact you are wonderful is seen by all
of us. Not just wonderful…You are hot too…” Namjoon said, his voice deepened as
he said “hot”, looking you up and down. Your heart rushed. Did Namjoon say you were hot? Nah… Taehyung sat beside you, and
your body tensioned. He seemed to notice because he smirked cockily.
“Are you nervous?” he asked. You nodded.
“Why Am I here? Did I do something wrong?” you asked shyly. They
course you didn’t, baby girl. Tell us… as a fan… you think we are hot, don’t
you?” Yoongi said.
“O-of course I do” you said, blushing and looking down. You felt Taehyung getting closer to you.
“And would you like to kiss me?”
he asked, putting his arms around you. Oh my God that couldn’t be happening.
Not with you. He got closer, his lips touching your ear, “would you like to
touch me? Would you want me to…” he said, his hands flew to your thighs,
squeezing at it and making you jump by the sudden touch, “Fuck you, hard and good?”
world stopped to you. You looked at him by the moment he said that. Did he say…did he ask…? Shit. You looked
at the boys and they didn’t seem to be surprised. They didn’t act. They just
stayed there, waiting for you to answer. You were so chocked that you didn’t
realize Jimin had sat in your other side.
“Wouldn’t you want me to suck
on your clit?” he said, his hand on your other thigh, getting up toward your
breast, “or your boobs”
got up immediately. What the fuck are you
doing? Don’t. You didn’t know what to do.
are sorry… sorry” Taehyung said, now apparently worried because of your
reaction “We shouldn’t have touched you, we are sorry. You can go if you want”
“Why did you call me?” you asked. “That’s
what I want to know”.
liked you. We want you” Jin said simply. You looked at their faces again and
noticed that Jungkook was the only one who wasn’t talked yet. So he is really shy.
“All you?” you asked shyly, looking at Jungkook.
“Yes, all of us” Jungkook said, making you surprised again. He was so
fucking cute. They kept there, waiting for you to say something, anything.
I don’t think I understand” you said. What did they want? To fuck you all at
are seven. There are seven days a week. We want you. That’s it. But if you
don’t want to, you can go. But remember you can’t tell this to anyone” Namjoon said.
thought about it… You wanted of course, but that was so sudden.
“You won’t live with us or something… We are staying here for 2 more
weeks, and then we leave. You’ll go to our hotel room to see us when we call
you and that’s it. Don’t think you are a slut because of it. You will be just a
girl who wants to fuck her idols. Her idols who want to fuck her too”
“Yes” you said.
“What?” Jimin and Hoseok asked, this time
“Yes. Let’s do that”
of sudden, Jin walked towards you and grabbed your waist, pushing you back till
your back hit the wall. He licked your earlobe while squeezing your butt with
both his hands and whispered:
<b><b></b> Dick:</b> Okay, clearly there's some animosity here...<p/><b><b></b> Jason:</b> Fuck you<p/><b><b></b> Bruce:</b> Don't talk-<p/><b><b></b> Dick:</b> bUT, BUUUUT I have the talking batarang and sharing mask so <i>I </i> get to talk while both of you listen. Okay?<p/><b><b></b> Dick:</b> You're both adults and role models and we will settle this fight like adults and role models.<p/><b><b></b> Jason:</b> Then get out of the fucking way so I can shoot the son of-<p/><b><b></b> Dick:</b> Put down the gun, Jay, and wait until you get a turn with the talking batara-<p/><b><b></b> Bruce:</b> Dick, now really isn't the time-<p/><b><b></b> Dick:</b> <i>Wait your fucking turn, Bruce.</i><p/><b><b></b> Bruce:</b><p/><b><b></b> Dick:</b> Good.<p/><b><b></b> Dick:</b> Now, I'll go first, since I also have the sharing mask. I want to share how your fights make me feel. When I see you two-<p/><b><b></b> Jason:</b> This is-<p/><b><b></b> Dick:</b> Do you have something to say, Jason?<p/><b><b></b> Jason:</b> ...<p/><b><b></b> Jason:</b> Yes<p/><b><b></b> Dick:</b> Then you can have the talking batarang and sharing mask.<p/><b><b></b> Dick:</b> [hands jason the talking batarang and sharing mask]<p/><b><b></b> Bruce:</b> Honestly, Dick-<p/><b><b></b> Dick:</b> Bruce, <i>shut up</i>. Go ahead, Jay.<p/><b><b></b> Jason:</b> <i>Well,</i> since I have the magical friendship talking sharing feelings batarang, I wanted to say that this idea, Dick...<p/><b><b></b> Dick:</b> Yeah?<p/><b><b></b> Jason:</b> ... Is fucking stupid. I'm out, bye bitches.<p/></p>
In which Draco sits on the couch and Harry walks past him and Draco’s head snaps up, because he *knows* that scent. And Draco gets so P I S S E D because, “Potter! Do you have any idea how expensive that shampoo is! It’s custom-made! And here you are, wasting it on that untamable mop of yours!” Also, there’s this other minor detail. Of course, Draco couldn’t care less about it, but… now Potter doesn’t smell like Potter anymore and… wait, did he just say that out loud? Well shit!
After that, Draco gets flustered on a daily basis.
“Potter, why are you standing so close to me? We’re doing the dishes, there’s no need for your arm to touch mine.”
“Potter, if you want to read the paper, wait your turn, don’t read it over my shoulder.”
“Potter, stay on your side of the couch!”
Of course, Harry doesn’t. And eventually, Draco stops complaining. Well, he doesn’t exactly stop complaining…
“Potter, my skin is all chafed because of your stubble.”
Moving to another country is exciting, but challenging. Cultural differences become more visible and you have to adapt to a different way of life.
Here are the top things I found strange about life in Germany.
I thought Mexico was very bureaucratic, until I lived in Germany. Do you need to open a bank account in Germany? Are you a foreigner? you’ll need two weeks. First you need to ask for an appointment, then submit all the paperwork and wait until every single document, number and statement comes through the mail. Registering yourself at the local office? three days minimum. Germans know this and always complain about it. On the upside: Germans are very efficient and most things will be done right the first time.
2. Nothing is open on Sundays
In Germany most restaurants, supermarkets and stores are closed on Sundays as most people use this day to relax or be with their family. Most Cafés are open though and there are lots of parks where you can take a walk.
3. Cash only
The first two weeks I was in Germany I had lots of problems with my bank: I could pay with my card but I couldn’t withdraw cash from the ATM’s. This wouldn’t be a problem in most countries but German businesses rarely accept cards and when they do it is usually an EC Card issued by a German bank. Credit cards are not a big thing in Germany and most stores, bars and restaurants are “cash only”.
4. People will tell you what to do
Germans are very forward when giving advice and they will try to make you understand that the best way to do things is "the German way". When Germans are sick they drink ginger tea, so you must also drink ginger tea. Got a zit? rub some German ointment on it. For Germans their cars, beer, technology and everything Deutsch-made is the best (and it kind of is). I got told to “cover up” twice while walking from the gym to my house wearing shorts in the Winter so be ready to get free advice when in Germany.
5. Don’t jaywalk
Germans are very anal about this. Most people will wait until it is their turn to cross the street. If you cross before the Ampelmann turns green, there is a possibility you will be yelled at. It is vital for Germans to set a good example for children so people disregarding order deserves a good dose of public scolding. Just be civil and wait until it is your turn.
6. Internet censorship
In 2011 several foreign exchange students received fines for watching porn online ignoring Germany’s strict copyright laws. Streaming video is not always illegal, but still many youtube videos and websites are blocked and downloading illegally can get you fined with a couple hundred euros.
German cities and towns are full of beautiful buildings and monuments honouring historic moments, great people and also victims of Nazi persecution. Signs with the names of the most famous concentration camps with a big “Remember” on top can also be found outside several train stations. Other common sights are the Stopelsteine which are small golden squares found on sidewalks with information of people killed or sent to concentration camps during WWII.
8. Planning ahead
Germans love to plan ahead. You should have seen the face of my friend’s mom when I told her I had come from Mexico and had not yet found an apartment to live in Berlin. I ended up finding a place a week later but Germans tend to plan everything with lots of anticipation. Germans are not big on being spontaneous and feel more confortable when everything is carefully planned.
9. Beer is everywhere (and is everything)
Germans love beer. Legal age for drinking is 16 and people can drink just about anywhere: the subway, streets and university cafeterias. It is common to see people sipping beer at 11 a.m. and on the train heading back from work. Broken bottles are a common sight on weekends and passed out people laying in their vomit inside the train becomes part of the occasional scenery after a couple of months (in Berlin).
10. Disinfecting food
My friend Valeria who is also Mexican and has lived in Germany for over two years now told me how she looked everywhere for fruit and vegetable disinfectant when she first arrived, but couldn’t find it. Germans don’t use it. Need to wash vegetables? fill the sink with water, throw the vegetables in and stir a little. In Mexico people usually take fruits and vegetables, place them in water and then add some drops of chlorine, iodine or other chemical to disinfect, so that was a strange thing I had to adapt to.
11. Germans are the nicest people you’ll ever meet
I needed to end the list by saying that Germans are some of the nicest people I have met. The occasional douchebag is present, but Germans will go out of their way to explain things, show you their culture and cook for you. Germans will stuff you with their food, speak English to you when you have trouble getting your point across and buy you a beer when you need someone to talk to. Something I noticed as well is people buying extra loafs of bread for the homeless and young children helping the elderly cross streets, and most of all… Germans are fun!