wait where am i going with this

anonymous asked:

Hi! I really enjoy your blog but my absolute favorite thing on it is your legacy. I was wondering if you have plans to update it soon? No pressure, just your writing is really fun and interesting to read. It has something about it which really puts a smile on my face! I love the dynamic between Ceili and Ellery too, I can't wait to see where it goes :)

Bless you anon, you are so nice. I am going to update it this weekend solely because of you, I WILL DO IT. I’m at a block in the writing and I’ve been very prrbbttt about it and also I haven’t been sure if people have liked it or anything but ;-; you’re v kind, I will do it for you anon! Thank you.

anonymous asked:

I usually don't read fics unless they're complete but everyone and their cat and dog has been talking about White Swallow so I decided to give it a go, cuz why not? And I got in the first few chapters and it was pretty good but I still wasn't sure where all the hype was coming from then BAM. MOTHER. FUCKING. MATRIX. AU. DAMN NEAR HAD A HEART ATTACK WHEN I REALIZED IT Needless to say I am absolutely and utterly in love with iy and CANNOT wait to read the next installment!

Originally posted by existentialmiranda

This is the best! I was expecting the cat to be well out of the bag by now, so I’m pretty ecstatic that I’ve still got people coming in surprised, it’s brilliant. Thank you so much for reading and being lovely about it, I’m really hoping to get the next one up by Sunday because I have a feeling I’m going to need the distraction!

  • me: [doesnt get attention for fifteen seconds]
  • me: [drapes self over the lounge] it is fine. i am Okay. i suppose it is simply my destiny to die alone. Abandoned. Without a soul in the world to care for me. [delicately wipes a glistening tear from my eye] i'm not bothered. i Understand why you all Hate Me and wish me dead. after all, maybe it is all for the best....... [i stare forlornly into the middle distance, allowing my limbs to go slack as i lie back and wait to wither away, ignored forever]
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Peaceful mornings at the Skywalker residence. Sorry I was too lazy to google a more legit prosthetic.  EDIT: This is way too late and probably futile, but for the record, this comic takes place in a domestic Earth AU.

PSA: To my fellow lazy or wandering Americans,

Are you living away from the address at which you are registered to vote? Are you too lazy to get off the couch on election day?

VOTE BY MAIL. DO IT. YES. NO EXCUSES.

Originally posted by hobolunchbox

I’ve never actually voted in person, because I’ve been in college and grad school, and I’ve never bothered to change my registration (for various reasons, including refusing to become a citizen of a state where human rights don’t seem to matter *cough* TEXAS *cough*). So, I fully endorse voting by mail. It’s so easy and painless. I have friends that do this, too, just because they don’t have time to make the trek to a polling place or wait in line.

“Wait, how do I even register? Maybe I already am registered? I don’t knowwww.”

Go here or to one of the other 5,000 websites that can help you register.

“Ughhh, but voting by mail sounds complicated. How do I do that?”

Do you know what Google is? Google is your friend. Seriously. Just type “how to vote by mail” into Google, and a nifty widget has ALL THE ANSWERS. Use the drop down menu to choose your state. Some counties will have online applications that make things easier (like I personally use the online Los Angeles County application that takes 30 seconds to fill out).

“But I’m homeless. Can I still vote?”

YES, YOU CAN. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO VOTE. This website has all the info you need.

“Ok, I did it. What now?”

Please reblog this! Make your friends do it! Stay informed! Eat some pizza!

Husband was looking for me all round the house so he could show me something he’d made but he couldn’t find me so he just shouted really loudly, “Fantasy and Sci-fi are the same genre!” and the rational part of my brain doing laundry was like “I’m not responding to a meme, wait where am I going—” as I ascended up the basements stairs like the wrath of god, and he just turned like “there you are” and I’m SO MAD THAT IT WORKED

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In response to Kylie Jenner’s photoshoot, where she’s shown in a wheelchair to represent her struggles, Disability Appreciation Day and #disabledNOTinvisible was created. So here are some pictures of me, with my wheelchair in full view (click them for snarky captions). 

I am twenty years old. I go to college (and live on campus) and study both creative writing and chemistry. This past semester, I studied abroad in Perth, Australia–the literal opposite side of the world from where I live. I am not wasting away waiting to die, and I am not to be pitied. My wheelchair is an essential part of me that helps me live my life, not a prop to look edgy.

Let us not be seen only in very special episodes where the main character learns that if the wheelchair kid can overcome adversity, they can too. Let us be in your stories, just because. Let us be main characters because why not? Let us be real people because we are. I am the main character in my own life, and no one is suffering because of that.

Girls vs Guys playing Video Games.

Guys; Oh, alright. So we gotta enter from here, then reach there.. okay, I see. I’m almost out of ammo though so I should check around really quick.. okay. So, we go there..

Girls; YOU TINY LITTLE PIECE OF SHITTING SHIT I’M GONNA GUT YOU ALL DUMP FUCKERS wait where’s my shotgun WHERE’S MY SHOTGUN okay, there we go BANG GOTTA BANG GOTTA BANG GO DOWN YOU MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING LITTLE TWISTED FUCKS wait, I’m stuck I GOT STUCK I’m out of bullets WHY AM I OUT OF BULLETS -slams the joystick- -slams the joystick again- RUN. FASTER. WILL. YOU. FUCKERS. EASTER RABBIT FUCKING WORMS you MORTAL MONKEY SWINES.

Writing a new fic like
  • 0 words: this idea is great! someone should write it! *I* will write it! it's going to be brilliant and everyone will adore it
  • 0-500 words: omg writing is so hard i’ve been writing for hours and the numbers never change why am i doing this
  • 500-2000 words: i know i just posted something else recently but clearly i've forgotten how to write in the meantime. this is all a disaster i should give up
  • 2000-3000 words: hey waiiiit wait did my characters just do that? where did that scene come from?? THIS IS AMAZING i'm so talented
  • 3000-4000 words: i just read a comment on someone else's fic and now i want to quit forever because my writing will never make anyone feel that way
  • 4000-5000 words: nah man this is actually awesome i'm in the zoooone everything's flowing this is going to be beautiful
  • 5000-6000 words: i'm still writing but i'm completely distracted by another idea i just had that would be wayyyy better
  • 50,000 words: what the hell happened

I don’t think I will ever be able to forget the moment where I was sitting with my friends at the J. W. Marriott with some friends at RTX, waiting to get in line for a panel, and Joel Heyman walked up behind me, and I said, “Hey, Joel!” and he just looks around, then looks at us, and says, “Where the F*** am I? I have no F***ing idea where I am.” Then he proceeded to go back in the direction he had come.

anonymous asked:

I've seen probably dozens of metas about Brienne's feelings for Jaime and I agree with them, but I've barely seen metas about Jaime's feelings. So I'm curious: When did he fall in love with her? Does he really love her?

Jaime is in love with Brienne

“You want her? Go get her.”

SO HE DID.

If GRRM didn’t have Jaime call Brienne ugly every five seconds, no one would question for a minute what was going on between them. George uses the reader’s own lack of belief that someone like Jaime could love someone like Brienne to pull off this sleight of hand. Otherwise there’d be no suspense at all about their relationship. Seriously, if Brienne was even mildly hot would there be a doubt? NO!

HE LOVES HER!

You can argue that it’s platonic, but I’ll pull out book boners and make you look like a moron.

“The bear was less hairy than that freak, I’ll—”

Jaime’s golden hand CRACKED HIM ACROSS THE MOUTH so hard the other knight went stumbling down the steps.

Look at this lovesick idiot! It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see what’s going on here. Why is Jaime incapable of having a thought whenever he takes drastic action on Brienne’s behalf? Why does he ask himself why he’s helping her then never answer himself? Because if he did, it would be SPOILERS, duh.

Everyone knows Beauty doesn’t realize it’s love until the end of the story, jfc.

It seems like I’ve been waiting forever to get beyond where I am. Im not even sure how I got here. And here is the dull feeling slowly eating away at my heart, cleaving my bones, crawling through my veins. Where do I go if I can’t find it?

just waiting for that day where I finally realise that there are over 1,000,000 kpop fans who equally think they will marry my bias and are at least twice as pretty as me

“Ever since I was sixteen, the question that I get in every single interview is ‘So, all the pop stars right now who are stumbling out of clubs and going crazy—are you going to do that?’ When I was younger, I had to be more insistent with people because they would say, ‘Yeah, they all say that when they’re sixteen, honey. Just wait till you’re nineteen or twenty. That’s when it all goes off the tracks!’ But you know, as time has gone by, I’ve gotten that question less and less. I think, for me, the bigger pitfall is losing your self-awareness. Even though I am at a place where my dresses are really pretty and the red carpets have a lot of bright lights and I get to play to thousands of people … you have to take that with a grain of salt. The stakes are really high if you mess up, if you slack off and don’t make a good record, if you make mistakes based on the idea that you are larger than life and you can just coast. If you start thinking you’ve got it down, that’s when you run into trouble—either by getting complacent or becoming mouthy. And nobody likes that.”