wait no don't leave me please

I’ll be waiting for you when you’re ready to love me again,
I’ll put my hands up,
I’ll do everything different,
I’ll be better to you.
—  Adele ‘I’ll be waiting’
Family Secrets

Context: The party has spent the past 3 months following a lead on an individual called Thorn. I am the DM and had detailed the backstories and secrets of all the characters. The half Dragon Ranger just found a soul powered computer.

RANGER: “How far has Thorn gone with his experiments”.
COMPUTER AI: “He’s progressed the knowledge of bloodlines and lineages of power by a lot. Testing his theories on “acquired” Dragons.“
RANGER: "Wait…is a white dragon among the acquired?”
Computer: “Titiana the Winter Scourge is the only white dragon in Thorns arsenal”.
RANGER OoC: “Wait… wait… did you… no… no you didn’t… please”.
ME: “You’re one of Thorns experiments, you just didn’t know until now”.

~Leaves the building screaming no.

Slowly Dying in Someone's Arms Sentence Starters
  • [ Requested ages ago. Sorry for the wait! Warnings for death, obviously ]:
  • "It doesn't hurt...Not anymore."
  • "I don't regret it."
  • "It was worth it to protect you."
  • "Please don't cry."
  • "I don't want to leave you..."
  • "I love you more than anything or anyone."
  • "Remember me when I'm gone."
  • "Say my name, so I'll live on."
  • "Tell them about me and what I did."
  • "If I did nothing else, at least I loved."
  • "I love you...Live for me."
  • "It hurts so much..."
  • "I-I can't breathe..."
  • "I wish it would hurry up and happen..."
  • "I want to die so bad..."
  • "At least yours is the last face I see..."
  • "I'm so sorry..."
  • "Live your life...I'll be there when it's your time..."
  • "This isn't goodbye...This is see you later..."
  • "I don't want to die...I can't..."
  • "I have so much more I want to do..."
  • "Please don't let me go..."
  • "Hold me until the end."
  • "I love you. I've always loved you..."
  • "Until we meet again..."
Lego Batjokes Prompt #132

*Batman waits for Joker to show up after he just allegedly ‘stole’ an entire bank*

Batman: Joker! Show yourself!

*Joker shyly walks wearing casual clothes, without makeup and only the front of his hair dyed green*

Joker: Hey…Bats.

Batman: …sorry, who are you?

Joker: Wha…uh– it’s me, Bats.

Batman: Wait, youre not a fan, are ya?

Joker: No! Well, maybe, but–

Batman: An innocent! Sir, please leave this place. It’s dangero–

Joker: Batsy! It’s me! It’s Joker!


“No…no, you can’t! Stop! Please don’t go away. Please?
No one’s ever stuck with me so long before.
And if you leave…I just, I remember things better with you. I do.
Look, P. Sherman, 42…40…2…agh! I remember it, I do.
It’s there, I know it is because when I look at you, I can feel it.
And I, I look at you and…and I’m home. Please.
I don’t want them to go away.
I don’t want to forget.” -
Finding Nemo, 2012. 

Quick edit while we wait for the Philinda reunion, because @philinda‘s ask hurt me in my soul. 

a masterlist of prompts and sentence starters
  • ☂: our muses get caught in the rain outside without an umbrella
  • ★: our muses stargaze together
  • ✈: your muse is going away for a time and says goodbye to my muse or vice versa
  • ❤: one of our muses says the first "i love you" to the other
  • ✿: your muse asks my muse to dance with them or vice versa
  • ☤: my muse visits your muse at the hospital
  • ☢: your muse tells my muse that they need to break up
  • ☯: our muses have their first kiss
  • ❅: our muses have a snowball fight
  • ☠: my muse visits your muse's grave
  • ▲: how our muses first met
  • ➳: how one of our muses asked the other on a first date
  • ✌: our muses' wedding
  • ⌚: my muse proposes to your muse or vice versa
  • "Please don't leave me."
  • "I don't want to lose you, okay?"
  • "Because I love you!"
  • "And I thought I could trust you."
  • "I can't believe you forgot."
  • "What did you do this time?"
  • "We're going to get caught!"
  • "Kiss me."
  • "I'm sorry, I screwed up."
  • "I might be drunk."
  • "You look beautiful."
  • "That smirk is annoyingly hard to ignore."
  • "Stop staring at me!"
  • "Please go away, you can't see me like this."
  • "Come on, dance with me."
  • "I need you. I need us."
  • "You can't just lead me on like that!"
  • "I can't do this anymore."
  • "Oh, I'm nothing special."
  • "Just don't forget me, okay?"
  • "You have to let me go."
  • "We'll get through this together."
  • "You're not alone, you know."
  • "Shut up! I hate you!"
  • "I wish this could last forever."
  • "Maybe I was right in thinking that I should never have even fallen in love with you."
  • "What would the world be like without you?"
  • "Why do you like me so much?"
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Shit, what did I do?"
  • [text]: Fuck you.
  • [text]: Where are you?
  • [text]: I'm sick.
  • [text]: I love you.
  • [text]: I wish I could be with you right now.
  • [text]: I'm at your door.
  • [text]: Is that all you care about?
  • [text]: Please stop talking about her/him.
  • [text]: Just come over, watch a movie, and cuddle with me.
  • [text]: Don't even start.
  • [text]: Is that all I am to you?
  • [text]: Help me.
  • [text]: Wait, what happened?
  • [text]: I can't go to sleep because you're on my mind.
  • [text]: I miss you.
  • [text]: Good night.
  • [text]: Stop leaving me voicemails, I'm not going to forgive you.
  • [text]: Tell me you didn't forget.
  • [text]: I've had such a bad day.
  • [text]: Don't talk to me ever again.
  • [text]: I have nothing if I don't have you.
  • [text]: After all we've been through, you can't leave me... please.
  • [text]: Breaking up over a text? You've stooped that low?
  • [text]: Can you stop ignoring me for a second?
  • [text]: Sometimes I worry that you won't know how much I love you.
  • I can't say I'm hearing voices when I'm the one talking.
  • I see a kitchen knife
  • Thought: stab yourself
  • Me: Okay.
  • Me a second later: Wait. No. Bad.
  • I step into the warm bath, allowing myself to believe for a moment that the scent of lavender will bring me peace.
  • Thought: drown yourself
  • Me: Okay.
  • Me a second later: Please stop...
  • Just... stop.
  • It's not a voice inside my head like some foreign enemy. It's just me.
  • Whether I'm down or up, it doesn't seem to matter. This side of me doesn't want to leave my head but insists that instead I want to leave my body.
  • Sometimes it's a piercing scream, a bleeding plea. But... sometimes it's just there.
  • I need to escape. But I don't know how or to where.
  • So please, just... stop.
  • Glanni: This is a nice lipstick. I like lipsticks.
  • Ithro: Lemme smash. Please-
  • Glanni: No Ithro, go find Officer Obtuse.
  • Ithro: You want some Sportscandy?
  • Glanni: No Ithro, I don't want some Sportscandy.
  • Ithro: *Holds up baby Sportacus* I got you blue.
  • Ithro: Hey boy, you want some ear?
  • Glanni: Ugh, Ithro. Your ears are small.
  • Ithro: Wot? Someone's in trouble?
  • Ithro: *points to self* You want yellow? ...He doesn't want yellow.
  • Ithro: *comes back with baby Sportacus again* Blue AND yellow? No...
  • Glanni: Ithro, I'm leaving.
  • Ithro: ...Wot? No! Wait! Lemme smash!
  • Ithro: What has my life come to? Glanni thought my ears were big. Glanni used to let me smash. But Glanni is smashing Stina. Stina is a hoe.
  • Ithro: Fuck this balloon! Fuck Stina! I need you Glanni! Glanni lemme smash!
  • Ithro: Imma get that bitch a lipstick. Bitches LOVE lipstick. Wrong lipstick.

anonymous asked:

Had a guy come in asking for his controlled medication. Doctors hadn't issued it but it was clearly my fault (sarcasm). After that got fixed, it turns out the doctor only prescribed one of two strengths because he hadn't had the other one for OVER A YEAR. He refused to leave until I "prescribed him some". When he found out he'd be waiting five years for me to train to become a GP, not a pharmacy tech, he left pretty quick. Fuck you, asshole. Don't leave shit to the last minute.

Prescribe me some to please. After the day I had today I need something.


Cause I believe Kimberly is scared of making Trini hate her as well
  • Kimberly: (giggling) Oh what you mean like that time you tore open your shirt in gym cause you shoved too many Dodge balls up there.
  • Zack (in the background): Wait what. Please Kim, tell me this story.
  • Trini: (now annoyed) thanks Kim, now he's never gonna let this go, I asked you not to tell anyone. Christ, you can be really annoying sometimes, you know that?
  • Kimberly: (face falling) oh-oh right. I-I'm sorry. I didn't realise how- I'll just go.
  • Kimberly stands up, grabbing her things. Trini notices her bottom lip trembling, Kimberly obviously trying to mask her pain.
  • Trini (suddenly feeling very guilty): shit Kim. I didn't mean it like that. Don't go.
  • Kimberly: no. No it's fine, I'll leave. I'm the one who should be sorry. I promised I wouldn't tell anyone and I broke that trust.
  • Trini (grabbing Kimberly's wrist, speaking softly) Kim. I'm not Amanda, I don't hate you. I was just annoyed, and you didn't betray me. You don't have to go.
  • Kimberly: you don't have to say that cause you feel guilty.
  • Trini (pulling Kimberly down next to her, Zack noticing this and leaving, giving the duo some privacy): I'm not. I say things I don't mean when I get annoyed or angry. I wasn't angry at you, I was annoyed cause I knew Zack would use it against me in some way. I didn't mean to make you think I hated you.
  • Kimberly (struggling to keep the tears from falling): it's just... After what I did to Amanda. I'm so scared everyone's going to hate me and leave when you all realise how much of a bitch I am. I'm scared you're going to leave me and I-I... I can't lose you too.
  • Trini (quickly pulling Kimberly into a tight hug, the Pink Ranger's body shaking as she sobbed into the Yellow Ranger's shirt): we're never leaving you Kim. I'm never leaving you. You're stuck with me.
  • Kimberly: you say that like it's a bad thing.
  • Trini: to most people it is.
  • Kimberly (she murmured, leaning slowly up to the Yellow Ranger): I'm not most people.
  • Trini (her voice breathy): Kim. W-what- what are you doing?
  • Kimberly: something I've wanted to do since we jumped off the cliff.
  • Trini: you mean when you dragged me down with you.
  • Kimberly (giggling slightly): eh. Tomato tomato.
  • Before Trini could retort with a sarcastic comment, Kimberly softly pressed her lips to Trini's. The shorter girl tasting the soft tears on Kimberly's lips.
  • Trini (after pulling away, causing Kimberly to whine): I take back what I said earlier. You are definitely not annoying.
  • Kimberly: if that's what you think after I kissed you, maybe I should do it a bit more.
  • Trini: maybe you should.
  • Before they could though, they heard Zack cheering in the background.
  • Trini (seething): I swear, if he watched all of that, I'll use him as my personal piñata.
  • Kimberly: have fun.
  • She watched as the shorter Ranger chased Zack, hearing his screams as he ran out of the room, Kimberly wiped away her tears, all previous fears leaving as she gently touched her lips.
  • Kimberly (whispering to herself): yeah I'm definitely fucking bi. Without a doubt.
  • Yuu: what would I do without you
  • Mika: you would probably die
  • Yuu: do you have to be so rude?
  • Mika: sorry...
  • Yuu: don't apologize *holds Mika's hands between his own* you're absolutely right
  • Mika: wha--
  • Yuu: I would be dead without you, Mika
  • Mika: Yuu-chan?!
  • Yuu: I wouldn't survive without you by my side
  • Mika: wait-
  • Yuu: I need you, Mika
  • Mika: Y-yuu-chan--
  • Yuu: please don't ever leave me
  • Mika: how did it turn out like this?!
Stranger Things AU where it’s the same but Mike’s a pun-making little shit
  • Lucas: Hey Mike, I really like Max. What do you think I should get her for Valentine's Day?
  • Mike: Hmm...maybe get her a necklace? But the only good ones are...s-in-Claire's. *troll face*
  • Lucas: *heavy sigh*
  • Mike: Don't sigh at me. I thought you wanted to...By-er something for V-Day.
  • Lucas: I hate you.
  • Mike: Also! If you want Max to go out with you, you have to impress her parents...hen-der-son.
  • Lucas: I'm leaving, goodbye.
  • Mike: Wait, Lucas! Don't shut me out like this. You know I hate it when you enter your Luke's Cage!
  • --------------------------------------------------------------
  • Eleven: *is struggling with the toaster for her Eggos*
  • Ted: What's wrong, little El?
  • Eleven: Toaster. Doesn't *makes gesture for the ding sound*
  • Ted: Hmm...let me see what I can do. Here, I'll teach you how to use this-
  • Mike: -Dad, she knows how to use a toaster. Please, papa, don't preach to her *troll face*
  • Ted: *sighs*
  • Eleven: *high fives Mike since Nancy introduced her to Madonna*
  • --------------------------------------------------------------
  • Will: *is going crazy from his time in the Upside Down*
  • Mike: Will, why so glum?
  • Will: Oh, thank god you asked! I've been dying to tell someone about me-
  • Mike: -You gotta turn that frown...Upside Down! *troll face*
  • Will: Go f yourself, Wheeler.
  • Mike: Aw, hey, don't be like that. We can't let our friendship be ruined by a stupid CLASH.
  • Eleven: AYYEEE! *cheering in the background*
I’ve stopped being sorry for all my soft. I won’t apologise because I miss you, or because I said it, or because I text you first, or again. I think everyone spends too much time trying to close themselves off. I don’t want to be cool or indifferent, I want to be honest. If I love you at 5AM, I’d damn well rather that you know I felt it. If I love you two hours later, I’ll tell you then too. Listen, I won’t wait double the time it takes for you to text me back because I don’t want to. I don’t care enough to be patient with you. I’m happy, you made me feel that way, don’t you want to know? So that’s how it’s going to be. I’m going to leave myself as open as a church door. And I’m going to wake you up before the crack of dawn to tell you that I’m fucking joyful, no pretending, not from me, not ever. Would you like some coffee, would you please kiss me? Here, these are my hands, this is my mouth, it is all yours.
—  Azra.T, Don’t Wait Three Days to Text First
Keaton Henson sentence starters
  • "Do you know who you are?"
  • "Do you know your lip shakes when you're mad?"
  • "You don't like to be touched, let alone kissed."
  • "Does his love make your head spin?"
  • "It seems as though I'm on my own."
  • "I'm losing friends."
  • "I know that there's friction between me and you."
  • "I know that you're uncomfortable."
  • "I know it's hard for you to tell me the truth, but while we are doing so... I love you."
  • "You love to argue, you can't play guitar, but still, let me tell you that I love who you are."
  • "Love, I hope you are well."
  • "At least we now both have a story to tell."
  • "I feel you know me better than most."
  • "In spite of real distance, we'll always be close."
  • "I walked through the rain for you, you said to go home."
  • "Miss you terribly already."
  • "I hope for your life, you forget about mine."
  • "Please forget me, you were right, dear. I am cold and self-involved."
  • "I'll write my loneliness in poems, if I can just think how to start."
  • "I still worry more about you."
  • "I am rude and unkind."
  • "It's been four years and it does not end."
  • "I still felt alone, but I knew that you'd be there."
  • "I loved her more than I love myself."
  • "She is with another guy."
  • "I won't dance 'til you hold me."
  • "Please, don't leave me."
  • "I'm sorry, can't make your party."
  • "I'm afraid I'd kill your lover while your back was turned."
  • "So this is where you wanted to be, and it's a goddamn shame that you're not here with me."
  • "I see pictures now of the two of you and it makes me sick."
  • "Damn, I love you."
  • "Here's to you, you miserable fuck."
  • "Drink up, so we can both finally die."
  • "She's as stubborn as winter and as kind as the sun."
  • "Why was she listening to someone like me?"
  • "I know I'm awful, I can't even cry."
  • "You're my best friend, I'll love you til one of us dies."
  • "Teach me how to love you."
  • "I'll learn not to look at you with scorn."
  • "Don't expect me to change."
  • "I never loved you enough."
  • "This feels right and I'm letting it."
  • "I will not tire of you."
  • "Turns out that nothing is fair."
  • "You can leave me if you wish, but I'm not going anywhere."
  • "I am a fragile one."
  • "Please do not break my heart, I think it's had enough pain to last the rest of my life."
  • "You don't have to make any promises."
  • "If you must die, sweetheart, die knowing your life was my life's best part."
  • "I can see in your eyes that you mean it."
  • "All of these years you've been lonely."
  • "You are right, I've been looking as well, babe, I'm not looking for you."
  • "I'm just as damn disappointed as you."
  • "I'm truly alone and I like it."
  • "Though we're young, I feel eighty years old."
  • "Your arms around me are keeping me warm, but baby, I'm still feeling cold."
  • "You're kind and you're beautiful, too."
  • "I feel in some way I do love you but babe, I'm not in love with you."
  • "You seem to look through me, I wonder what you see."
  • "I wish I could stay with you."
  • "I wish I could wake at dawn to see you without make up on."
  • "You look the best today."
  • "I've been right here waiting for you to wake up."
  • "You think you're better than them."
  • "I hope you end up missing me."
  • "Your friends will always just be in your way."
  • "I'm just getting started, let me offend."
  • "The devil's got nothing on me, my friend."
  • "All I want is to be left alone."
  • "Sweetheart, what have you done to us?"
  • "Oh please, just come here, don't fight with me."
  • "Baby, please don't look at me like that."
  • "I will see you in the morning."
  • "Don't think of me like that, just picture me leaving and not coming back."
  • "This is your home now so don't you forget."
  • "I did it all for you."
  • "I'll do my best to teach you to fly."
  • "Come on baby, make me fall in love with you."
  • "I guess we can make it all the way."
  • "Turns out we don't belong after all."
  • "This feels different than it felt before."
  • "Guess that you were just expecting more, come on, you knew me, what'd you do that for?"
  • "I am selfish to my very core."
  • "I'm so damn scared of dying without you."
  • "Don't lie, I know we're fixing to die."
  • "I'll smile and pretend and won't show to the crowd."
  • "No, I won't be the damnedest bit fucking surprised."
  • "I won't give up, not until I'm holding you."
  • "Don't let go of my hand."
  • Taiyang: Yang, wait!
  • Yang: You can't stop me, dad. I'm going to find mom no matter what.
  • Taiyang: I know, but... I didn't think I'd lose you again so soon.
  • Yang: If you thought that,
  • Yang: *Puts on sunglasses*
  • Yang: You must have lost some brain cells along with that wife.
  • Taiyang *through tears*: Yang oh my god that burn was fucking sick
  • Yang: Thanks dad.
  • Taiyang: Please don't leave me I'm so alone.
Eye Candy

OC x Jungkook (waiter!au)
Length: 2k of just.pure. fluff. 
insp: “you’re co-workers and he’s this idiot that gets all the girls swooning over him that you get grumpy in discrete thinking he doesn’t know but he actually does and he finds it so cute so one night when the both of you are closing down, you’re a bit cranky at him and he starts to fess up like ‘look i know you’re jealous at all those other girls but know they mean nothing because i only like you and holy fuck no did i just say that’ and ensue awkward confession and date asking.” - @an-exotic-writer
(1/3 of waiter/waitress!au that has kicked me out of the house) 

Originally posted by bluesushikitty

Leaning over the damp table with towel in hand, you’re no doubt unattractively bent over the surface as you clean it of any left over food when the familiar ding of the door notifies you of a new customer. Picking up the dirty plates in your hand and balancing the last one on the center of your forearm, you straighten and turn to greet the customer when the usual screech of,

“Kookie!” nearly makes you drop the aforementioned pieces of porcelain. Luckily the plates are safe, the only damage done was to the smile you painstakingly plastered on.

Not bothering to meet her gaze—she doesn’t want you to serve her anyways— you shuffle through the white double doors towards the back. Rushing inside the kitchen with a huff, you dump the plates into the dirty bins with a crash and hunt down the boy who is the root cause of your daily suffering.

“Yah, Jungkook.” you grumble towards the figure bent over the ice machine, “your daily is here and I’m not about to piss her off so you go greet her.”

He straightens with a smirk, bringing the bucket of ice with him and easily filling the soda machine as you watch his muscles flex under this black dress shirt. You throw his apron towards him and waits as he plucks it out of the air and ties it wordlessly around his waist as he makes his way out of the swinging double doors with a wink.

“Anything for you, sweetheart.”

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