wait im in a dress why

is it getting hot in here
  • Feyre: *walks into nesta's room* why are you naked
  • Nesta: i.. uhm.. don't own any clothes
  • Feyre: don't be ridiculous *walks toward closet*
  • Nesta: HEY IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE THAT MUST BE WHY I DONT HAVE CLOTHES ON
  • Feyre: *opening closet* why are you shouting im right here
  • Nesta: *sweating*
  • Feyre: see you have tons of clothes. This dress. These skirts. This trench coat. Hi cassian. This- waIT WHA
  • Cassian: oops mistook this closet for my room

Bonus:

Goth:you know that im a boy right?
Haz:ya,why?
Goth:then why are you make me wearing a dress?
Haz:…..cause..you look great in dress?
Goth:…you gotta be kidding me..
Haz:what?
Goth:*point at the dress*are you making me a dress again?!
Haz:yup,it your wedding dress 😗
Goth:wait what?!

Goth by @nekophy
Art and Haz by me!( ihaz89)

AAHAHAH NO KEEP GIVIN HIM DRESS HAZ-SWAANNNN UR DRESS ARE BEAUTIFULL!!! >3<

GUYS.....

subaru : im actually a victim.. like, im seriously scared and im seeking help.. he keeps sexually assaulting me!
hina : the crooked chin pervert is assaulting you?
subaru : yes…..
subraru : there are times where our eyes meet out of nowhere and he winks at me!! and when im like “ what? “ he shushes me… isnt that creepy??
maru : …..
subaru : even when im just… dressing up? when i have my pants down he smacks my ass and goes “ just right! “
maru : ……..
subaru : and this other time- i- wait, sorry, this is something i cant even say on TV!!!! and i wanna ask him, just what are your motives? why are you doing this?
maru: …you can say that my chin is crooked-
yoko: oh, thats the part that bothered you
maru : im not… trying? to do anything that weird? i mean it sounds like to subaru it FEELS like im assaulting him… its a misunderstanding!
subaru: i forgot about this- backstage, before we got here, we were in the restroom together, just the two of us, and i was doing my business, right? he just comes over and takes a peek at it.
entire studio: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
maru: THAT… IS NORMAL…
subaru: anD AFTER THAT HE SAID IN SOME WEIRD DIALECT “ okay? “
maru: i dont know it just.. felt right! i just… i love him so much! i go to his solo lives at times too because i love him so much-
subaru: yeah, he does come, but he doesnt tell me about it. and when im done singing and go backstage this one time i found a red rose from him.
studio : AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
MC 1 : you love him so much!!
MC 2 : YOURE PROPOSING…

             “wait–! where is it we are going?? i still have questions, questions that’s rude of you not to answer. where’s my lady, juliet? what is ‘bookface’? and why are people dressed the same but all i hear is shitty rock on the radio? hardly rock at all since it’s been replaced by..SHH. –do you hear it?” listening closely to the music coming from the speakers above them to get a better opinion on it. “i hear it right now! it’s some horrid, ear bleeding robotic dare i even call it ‘ pop ’ music.” a lot of people are dressed like the people from his time. but what even is this time and date with repetitive, auto-tuned music such as this coming from the radio.

thoughts that i have during a concert
  • this is my chair right
  • my dress is so uncomfortable
  • did I remember to wear deodorant
  • did i forget to mark that section
  • wow the cellos are perfect 
  • why is our conductor smiling
  • that guy is so hot in a suit
  • no wHY YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE CONDUCTOR’S DOWNBEAT
  • I feel sweat in many places
  • second violins still can’t play with expression
  • are we done yet
  • everything hurts
  • AUDIENCE THAT WAS THE FIRST MOVEMENT STOP CLAPPING
  • yaaas slay that solo first clarinet
  • oh we have to stand
  • do we bow now or 

I drew the Space Mom wearing my own dress (cuz it’s cute as heck) and also because I’m gonna cosplay her very soon :^))))

ALSO this is a good exercise to help me like myself a little more… I MEAN Rose looks HELLA GOURGEUS IN IT!!

So why can’t I? ✾(〜 ☌ω☌)〜✾

i realize im annoying but look

OKAY LOOK

i have waited this video for idk when they announced the release date on the ghost satellite stream. and then it didnt come out on tuesday and i was heartbroken cause im awful that way and whatever the fuck else excuses i can make up

im just

i wait for this for a long time okay

eating food in the shower

sounds ridiculous out of context i know

but still

im so excited for this and it all looks amazing so look

dans outfit

the girls dress is fucking beautiful as all heck

hell SHES SUPER PRETTY I LOVE HER HAIR SO MUCH SHES GORGEOUS

im glad the returned the mariachi band for this video

dan looks amazing with the clean shaved look and straight wet hair and i dont know why im attracted to that. wouldnt bang but it looks gr9

the little awkward shuffle dan does when he makes way for the girl in the hallway on their way to the “dinner” date. fight me its fucking adorable as heck

mark. i wasnt expecting mark. or any of the guys really. but mARK

i could list like million other things but have these now

i regret nothing let me be excited without feeling like an asshole

thank you and good night im gonna let this song consume me now forever good bye

oH ALSO PLUS THE SONG ITSELF SOUNDS FREAKING GREAT. WHAT A TASTY JAM MUSICALLY AS WELL, THE LYRICS ARE VERY BASIC NSP WHICH IS REALLY COOL CAUSE ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE HAD MORE CLASSIC SOUND BUT THE MUSIC IS REALLY NICE. ITS GREAT. GO WATCH EATING FOOD IN THE SHOWER SO THAT I DONT HAVE TO CRY ALONE ABOUT THIS THATS PRETTY MUCH WHAT IM SAYING OKAY BYE

i dont really fancast francisco lachowski as gansey but young francisco really reminds me of him, for example:

“yes jane i know i am dressed slovenly but please help me bury this body.”

“wait this isnt my camaro, how do i parallel park a horse?”

“will this hat make me look like a cool dad?”

“ronan. why the hell is there a literal, non metaphorical monster uNDER YOUR BED?”

“making my way down town, walking fast, cant find glendower and im really sad.”

and lastly

“WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WELSH KINGS?”

4

you’re welcome. 

I call shotgun

(Okay so mickuro drew this and before I could stop myself words were happening. Takes place after the tornado and everything is fine chloes her punk self shut up im in denial also this is where chloe destroys max’s ass yup this is that fic where that typo happened)

Max knocked on the door to the price house. It was 7 am and max prayed it would be Joyce who answered the door. Rubbing at an eye while she waited for the door to open max bit back a sniffle. It had been a long day and an even longer night and max just really needed the comfort and reassurance that only Chloe could offer. 

 The door swung open and Joyce was standing in the door way, already dressed for work. “Why hello there max. It’s a surprise to see you here this early.”

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One of my stabdads/humanstuck headcanon is that the midnight crew and the felt both own an old fashoned casino and they are on opposite sides of the road and try to make the other one go bankrupt even by doing not really legal moves so anyway one day slick sees one of the felt walking down the road and hes like “what the fuck are you doing why are you not wearing the green suit??” so the other is like “uh it’s my free day?? also my name its vincent(idk) wait are you telling me you always dress like a century ago” and slick is like “UM YES??” and then he walks away like really fast

why are people so bitter about people wanting to dress up for the first day of school?? let that girl wear her frilly dress and flats… who is she hurting? “its just school not a fashion show”. oh im sorry, let me wait until im walking a runway to publicliy show off my outift because god forbid i look good and boost my self esteem without endorsing my clothes.