Exo as random things I've heard
Xiumin: Did I drink five cups of coffee? I don’t remember… * intensely sips even more coffee*
Suho: Hey I think you dropped something. Hopefully it was your standards. Hi, I’m suho.
Lay: Wait, I just realized that I’m not at home right now *is shocked*
Baekhyun: I don’t know what happened but when I woke up this morning I was eating my arm…
Chen: Mom, dad’s rubbing his nipples again!
Chanyeol: But what if she ain’t lovin the size?
Kyungsoo: I think I’m allergic to people *turns towards chanyeol* *sneezes*
Kai: I sometimes not only have the strength of a moldy chicken nugget but a spicy one.
Sehun: If vivi eats cat food will he turn into a cat?