wait does he still use the j in his name i forgot

love.exe | ch 2

Originally posted by cxlisto

chapters: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6

summary: now having realized the truth about what jun is, you take him back to your apartment, where you learn even more about him.

characters: jun/original female, svt members, members of pristin

genre: the fluffiest stuff

word count: 4.1k 

a/n: YOOOOOO thanks for all the good responses on the first chapter bois i was so inspired i wrote this one w in an HOUR 4 hours so enjoy dis teeth rotting fluff

That evening, you brought Jun back to your apartment, unsure where he’d be left out on the streets if the police figured out what he was. 

You still struggled to fully grasp what he was also, but you were at least willing to learn and keep it a secret as well. Parking the car out front, it wasn’t raining as you stepped outside anymore, but the wind was harshly blowing, which wasn’t any better for your cold. 

Jun seemed to notice this, as upon your first sneeze, he called out from inside the car, “Are you alright?" 

After all, he couldn’t get out. The car door handle was still broken. 

Opening the door, you nodded, watching Jun quickly step out and wrap his arms around you. "Your body temperature is quite cold. I shall warm you up.” The gesture would have been sweet, but it was already late and you were still out in public. “Um, Jun–,” you stammered, trying to close the car door while still in his embrace. “—we need to get inside." 

Jun’s temperature sensors really did the trick, as once you were inside, you no longer felt freezing from your cold. 

The boy-bot stared around, curious about the abode. "Make yourself at home, I guess. Are you hungry? Wait, do robots need to eat?" 

"I am actually completely self-sufficient,” Jun replied. “There is no need for me to eat, sleep, shower, or rest at any time.” You sighed in relief, knowing that you would still only mainly need to provide for yourself at best. 

“Wait, so if I asked you to eat, would that be impossible?" 

"No, I could eat. I simply don’t need to." 

"Oh. Well, what about your battery? Something robotic has to have a battery, right?” Jun pointed to the back of his neck, where you could see a small indentation sticking out. 

You pressed it, and a control panel popped out, with different stats that confused you the more you tried to understand them. Regardless, the word ’battery’ was there, and next to it was a 99% symbol, so you assumed he’d be okay for quite a while. 

In fact, most of the control panel looked like this: 

Model: JW61096
Version: 1.0
Current status: idle
Battery: 99% (5.5 months left)
ES: 2% discovered
HC: Not in progress

 You weren’t sure what HC or ES stood for, but you noticed two ports and a button on the outside of the panel. 

One of them must be to charge him, you thought. ‘Reset’ sat under the button, which you refused to press. 

Closing the panel, Jun sat up once again, looking at you attentively. “Did you find everything you need to know?” You nodded. “Just a few more things. How long does your battery last?” “Six months." 

You blinked. That was already a long period of time. "How do I charge you?” “Most cords work, however, I believe your cellular device’s charger would function.” “How long?” “Five to ten minutes.” “It takes you five to ten minutes to charge up to 6 months?!" 

Well, that’s bizarre

It was already close to 9 pm at that point, and being accustomed to sleeping earlier, you yawned, drowsy. A pair of strong arms picked you up bridal style, and you yelped at Jun, who replied, "My love is tired, she must go to bed.” He held a strong grasp, “Wait, wait, but we didn’t get to talk about—” Jun stopped in his tracks, still mid-hallway.  

“Why’d you stop?" 

"You said wait, my love." 

Groaning, you forgot how literal he was to your every move. "Take me to my room and we’ll talk about it there.”

You had to admit, being carried around by Jun wasn’t half bad, especially if he was willing to do it. He didn’t break a sweat, nor make any sounds of struggling. 

Opening the door to your bedroom, you turned on the light, Jun sitting down on the bed, you still in his arms. “Jun. You can put me down now." 

"Is that what you want?" Honestly, no

He put you down anyway, a bit to your disappointment. "So this apartment has two bed rooms, but the other one’s kind of empty.." 

"Going into sleep mode helps me save battery,” he murmured. 

“Good, because from now on, you’ll be sleeping anywhere from 7-9 hours at night every night." 

"I do what my love asks,” he replied with a golden smile. “Where will I be sleeping?" 

You don’t have any other beds in the apartment, and the couch in the den is not only small, but it’s cold at night in the den, and you don’t own many blankets… 

You sighed. "You’ll just have to sleep in here with me, I guess. Just until we find you a new bed!" 

Jun cheered. "I’m so happy, I get to sleep with my love Y/N in her bed!” The happiness was truly an innocent type, the bot’s naivety coming out to play again. Emotional sensors rising..

“I don’t know what I’m going to about Nayoung’s car, though..” You checked your phone, and you had a few stray calls and messages from both her and Wonwoo. Jun rose from the bed. “I will be back, my love,” he chimed, and left the room. 

You heard the front door open and close, and gasped, watching him through the window as he walked towards Nayoung’s car. He walked with a normal gait, making him look even more normal. It was dark, and you couldn’t see much of what was going on except for Jun crouched against the car door. It took him only thirty seconds to close the door and walk back towards the apartment. 

The front door opened and closed again, the lock clicking. 

“I fixed it, my love!" 

Eyebrows furrowed, you ran out to the hallway, where Jun stood, a smile on his face. "It is all fixed, so please tell Nayoung that she has no reason to worry." 

You gaped. "What kind of weird robot tools did you use to fix that?” Jun cocked his head to the side. “Weird to you, possibly, but not to me. How is your sickness doing, my love?" 

You sniffled. "It could be better,” you wiped your nose on your jacket, “but I thought we were going to call me by my first name now?"  
Jun gasped in horror, bowing and apologizing. "I forgot, please forgive me!" 

Coughing, you laughed a little. He’s not real, right? "I guess it’s okay if you call me by that in private.. but not in public! People will give you weird looks if you start yelling 'my love’ everywhere." 

 Jun rose, and nodded. "Understood.”

While spending a little more time with Jun, you learned that his brain worked as a database; he compiled information as much as he could inside it. He didn’t lack emotions, but he hadn’t discovered most of them yet, nor has he had the chance to understand the ones he has already.

You also learned that he was a master chef, and did most things efficiently and quickly. While he planned on making you a four-course meal with a massage, you went against that, instead asking him for toast and some meds for your cold.

(He had to look up what toast was; “Burnt bread?” “Not burned. There’s a toaster in the kitchen.”)

While he took care of that, you changed out of your work clothes, swapping them for comfy pjs.

Thankfully, Jun walked in as soon as you were done changing. “Common courtesy is to knock, Jun.”


You were nearly ready to snuggle into bed, until you realized; Jun was still dressed in the same clothes from two days ago, and he had to sleep in your bed right next to you..

Scurrying to your drawers, you looked for any old clothes or oversized shirts that would hopefully fit the boy-bot. He cocked his head to the side in curiosity as he watched.

Finding one of your largest shirts and a pair of sweatpants that were three times your size, you handed them to Jun, who took them tentatively, probably doing research. “Go change, we’ll need to wash those clothes sometime soon.”

You paused, gasping.

“Are you wearing underwear?”

The boy-bot blinked. 

“Give me a moment while I do my research on underwear.”

It took fifteen minutes to at least find something that looked like a pair of boxers, and then you sent him to your bathroom. “Change!”

You stood outside the door in case he needed help. A question had suddenly crossed your mind; one you didn’t want to ask.


“Yes, my love?” he called from inside, voice muffled by the door.

“Do you have a..?” you struggled to find the right word.


You looked down at your fingertips, shy. “A r-reproductive organ..?”

The door opened, and in the doorway stood Jun, looking unfazed by your question. “Yes, I do. Why do you ask?”

Jun looked more decent now, wearing one of your brother’s old college shirts, and a pair of sweatpants which were loose enough on him, thanks to his lanky exterior.

“H-how is that even possible? You’re a robot, are you supposed to have those kinds of organs?”

“Well, I was doing my research, and I believe I identify better with the term ‘android’. Mostly because I looked up ‘human robots’ and got negative responses, with bots that looked nothing like me. Androids seemed to be better received. And I do have human skin, and am supposed to operate like a human, so it’s only important that I have the organ as well. I can’t reproduce, my love, but I will do my best to satisfy you in case that day ever comes,” Jun rambled, grabbing both your hands.

He was kind of right, android sounded cooler than robot. When you thought of robot, you thought of something metalloid with hinges and sensors that beeped every second.

The ‘pleasing’ part caused you to whimper a little, only because of how vulgar it sounded.

“Trust me Jun,” you stared at him, “humans take a long time in relationships before they ever get to.. that stage.”

Having eaten your toast and taken your medicine, you only inspected that the back and front doors were locked, and that Nayoung’s car was also locked and still in your driveway. You considered texting Wonwoo to make sure that Nayoung was alright, but he was most likely already asleep himself, and you could see his car in the driveway all the way from the apartment’s front window. 

Jun lied on your bed, still making interested noises with the familiar teen girl magazine that you’d bought for him in his hands.

Looking up, he grinned, watching you stand in the doorway. “Is it time for sleep now, my love?”

“Pretty much. How do you go into sleep mode?” you asked.

“Almost like a normal human would. I close my eyes for 30 seconds, and I am asleep.”

You turned the light in the room off, feeling the need of sleep for once. “If you’re going to be staying here, we’re going to have to buy you more clothes,” you yawned mid-sentence, feeling sleep want to take you over as you slipped under the covers of the bed.

“That seems like a nice idea,” Jun muttered quietly, turning towards you. “You look tired. Sleep, my love. I won’t sleep until you will.”

“Goodnight Jun,” you murmured, resting into the comfy mattress of your bed. Turning off the lights didn’t do much for the android himself, as he had night vision to rely on, but feeling the peaceful atmosphere of the room, and hearing the light patter of rain against the window once more, Jun was certain he had learned a new emotion—calmness. 

“Goodnight, Y/N,” he replied, and felt his internal sensors shutting down, entering the human-like sleep mode. Breathing enabled.. database shut down, bodily functions paused. 

In your dreams that night, you dreamed of a particular boy-bot, one with a shining smile, and a mind that was both innocently naive but also incredibly smart.

The following morning, you were the one to wake up first, and you almost forgot that Jun was 75% metal. His mouth was slightly parted open, and you could hear distinct breathing, along with his chest rising up and down.

You hesitantly reached a hand out to touch his hair, which was surprisingly soft. It was a chestnut color, combed in a floppy way, however now it was all over the pillows as the boy peacefully slept.

The attention to detail of this creation still had you questioning why he was tossed aside in a dumpster, as you could make out the gentle callouses on his fingertips, the length of his eyelashes, and his pillowy, soft-looking skin.

You grazed the side of his face with your hand, gasping quietly at how soft and realistic his skin truly felt.

A knock at the door interrupted your thoughts, and you scoffed. It was Saturday morning, so you had no shifts until the afternoon, and even then, those were optional.

Being cautious not to wake the boy-bot up as you stepped out of bed (after all, you weren’t sure what would and what wouldn’t wake him up), you put on a pair of slippers, making your way towards the front door.

Opening it, you sighed. “Hello?”

“Morning to you too,” Wonwoo snorted, taking in your appearance. “It’s eleven and you’re still dressed like that?”

It’s already 11 am? Damn. “And so what if I am? Did you need something?”

“Actually I did, Nayoung crashed the fuck out at my place yester—” “My love?” Another voice called out.

Wonwoo’s eyebrows raised, and he stared at the floor awkwardly. You turned, only to see Jun standing close behind you, bedhead wild, and even worse, shirtless.

“Well.. nice turn of events. Nayoung wants her car back, by the way. She’s at my place right now, but she’s still sleeping, so I thought I’d stop by, but uh, you seem to be busy,” Wonwoo said, awkwardly scratching the back of his head.

Gaping, you realized how bad this looked. “It’s not what it looks like! He just—”

“Nah, I got it. Uh, pop in when you have the chance, yeah?”

He waved, and it almost seemed like he speed-walked back to his own apartment, shutting the door with a slam.

Closing your own door, you looked at Jun, who stared aimlessly. “Why are you shirtless?”

“When I woke up, I was starting to overheat, so I took it off.”

You sighed. “Jun..” “Was that your coworker?” You nodded. “He lives right next door.”

“It would seem I’ve done something wrong again?” he asked, a somber tone in his voice.

“No, no, no, it’s fine,” you quickly muttered, rushing over to Jun. “It was just bad timing, is all. People think it’s weird when you answer the door late and then have a guy come up behind you without his shirt on.”

“Really? I will make note of that as I make breakfast.”

Jun was surprisingly a good cook, although you wondered if his skills would have been the same provided he was human. You didn’t have many groceries, but he was able to make a decent omelette and pancakes with what you did have.

Needless to say, it was a lot better than eating instant ramen.

“Considering I don’t know where else to take you, you’ll have to stay here at home,” you said between mouthfuls of egg.

Jun looked at you in horror. “At home.. away from you? Is that safe?”

You nodded. “Should be fine, as long as you don’t go anywhere.”

Jun thought about it. “I do not think I feel safe leaving you there alone. However, research I am doing shows low statistics of assault, and forums say that any responsible boyfriend lets their beloved come and go as they please if they truly trust them. I trust you, my love!”

The sheepish smile on his face was adorable.

“I will miss you dearly, my love,” Jun chimed, watching you standing in the doorway. You laughed. “I’ll only be gone for a few hours Jun, and Nayoung will both take and bring me back. If anything happens, you can dial my phone with the number I told you. Remember it?”

He recited the number perfectly. Perks of having an automatic brain.

Once you were gone, Jun looked around him, still unfamiliar with many of the objects in the apartment. “Time to do research,” he mumbled.

For once, you weren’t on register duty for once, and you calmly made conversation with both Nayoung and Wonwoo for most of your shift.

“So Y/N,” Nayoung pressed, leaning over the counter, “how did yesterday go? You never called me back.”

You scoffed. “I returned your car, didn’t I?” Shoving chip bags into aisles, Wonwoo laughed. “Her boytoy spent the night with her.”

That emit a gasp from Nayoung. “Y/N!”

Shut up,” you hissed at Wonwoo, who had a shit-eating grin on his face. Turning back to Nayoung, you placed your hands on the counter. “It’s not like that,” you began, “Won’s just mad because he didn’t get to see me all pretty for once.”

The male snorted. “Since when do you call me Won?”

“Since when do you care about my love life?” Scoffing, he shoved a bag into your hands. “I don’t.”

“We’re not done, Y/N,” Nayoung playfully sang. “We are so talking about this later.”

“Later? Like over text?”

She laughed. “No, silly! We’re going out for drinks later.”

“A reminder neither me nor Y/N are legal,” Wonwoo pointed out, raising his eyebrows at a box of condoms.

The oldest sighed. “Fine. We’ll grab a few slushies from here and hang out back at your place,” she replied, looking at you.

“My place? I don’t think so.”

“Why not?” Nayoung whined. She gasped. “Don’t tell me… he wasn’t just a one night stand!”

You didn’t see it, but Wonwoo’s head whipped around, and he gripped the box he was holding tighter.

“Aw! Y/N! I’m so happy for you,” she yelled, running over to hug you. “It only took you a month to get a boyfriend!”

You groaned. “He’s not my boyfriend! We didn’t even do anything! Honestly, I’m not even sure what we are.. but that doesn’t matter! Neither of you are allowed over until I say so!”

Nayoung pouted. “Bullshit. But fine, have it your way. At least tell us what his name is!”

“Wen Junhui,” you replied, sweeping up dust off the floor.

“That doesn’t sound Korean.”

“Isn’t Wen the name of that rich owner of some Chinese company?” Wonwoo asked, suddenly now more interested in the conversation then in honey butter chips.

“Ooh, I think so! Do you think he’s rich? Oooooh, Y/N, you scored yourself a good one!”

“Thanks,” you replied flatly.

After your shifts, the three of you each got a slushie. Since yesterday, your cold seemed to have worn off, and the weather was pleasant enough, far nicer than it had been days ago.

Wonwoo was the one who drove you back home, since Nayoung couldn’t actually come over after all (”I have family issues!”), and you lived right next door, it wasn’t much of a problem. The three of you all seemed to be growing closer with each other at a rapid rate.

“So he isn’t your boyfriend, then?” Wonwoo asked, eyes seemingly focus on the road. “N-no, I wouldn’t say so.”

“You sound like you’re lying.” “How would you know that?”

Wonwoo chuckled. “Wow, always so feisty. You’ll be a challenge for him.”

The car pulled up in the driveway of the apartments, and getting out of the car, you thanked him for the ride. “See you later!”

“Yeah, I will be,” he waved passively, disappearing inside his apartment.

“What kind of a response is that?” you asked. Shaking your head, you opened the door to your own apartment, which still appeared in pristine condition, the boy nowhere to be found. Locking the door behind you, you removed your jacket, setting your slushie down on the table.

“Jun, I’m home,” you shouted into the hallway. “In here, my love!”

You pushed the door to the den open, and the sight that greeted you couldn’t have been any more adorable.

Jun was sitting, legs crossed on the couch, watching a drama on your laptop.

“You left your laptop open, so I figured I would take a look. I’ve already mastered its usage!” He looked proud of himself.

“That’s good,” you replied, ruffling his hair. Still soft. “At first, I was only watching these to help me memorize human behavior, but I think they’re also helping me with speech patterns as well,” he noted, pausing the drama on the screen.

“It sure sounds like it, you sound a lot more understandable,” you noticed. “You learn this much in only one afternoon?”

He nodded. “I promised you I would be the ideal lover, and that is what I plan on doing!”

Jun’s cheesiness was as usual as ever, but you’d be a liar if you said it wasn’t working on you.

“I brought you something new to try, if you’re interested.” “Always!”

He followed you out into the hallway, eyes widening at the drink on the table. “That is a very dark shade of blue.”

You put the straw up to his lips. “Try it!”

He tentatively closed his mouth over the straw, and you watched as he calmly sucked some of it up, pulling away from it afterwards. “Artificial flavors, high fructose corn syrup, water, and raspberry flavoring.”

“You can tell all of that just from tasting it?”

“No, I looked up the ingredient list in my head while drinking it.”

Giggling, you shoved his shoulder lightly. “You’re such a nerd.”

Jun gasped, and you stopped. “What?”

“She did that in the drama too!”

Sighing in relief, you glanced at the clock on the kitchen stove. It wasn’t too late, but considering tomorrow was your day off, you didn’t feel too much of a need to sleep.

“Time for sleep already?” Jun asked, taking another sip.

“Not if you don’t want to, but we should probably try looking for some other clothes for you..” you drawled, noticing he was still wearing the same pajamas from last night.

Rummaging through your drawers and through other boxes you hadn’t unpacked yet, you discovered an old black and yellow striped sweater. It looked hideous on you, but when Jun pulled it on himself, it looked decent, great even. That would become one of his usual outfit tops until he went shopping for other clothes (or until you took him), along with the dark jeans he’d shown up in.

He still lacked underwear though, and you stammered, unsure what to do about that.

“Should I flip it inside out?” “That’s disgusting, no.”

For now, shorts replaced boxers, and another pair of your old pajama pants went on top.

“This will have to do for tonight.”

Throwing his other clothes in the dirty laundry pile, you stared at Jun. You hated to say it, but it was only the second day and you were already growing fond of him, unsure if you wanted to let him live anywhere else.

He noticed, and laughed. “Why are you looking at me like that?”

You blinked, looking away quickly. “No reason.” He laughed again, a cheerful, human-sounding laugh. “Bed now?”

You nodded. “Yeah. Bed.”

“Taking references from a few of the dramas I watched,” Jun muttered, “I saw some typical character tropes and I was wondering if you could tell me which one of their personalities suits me best.”

You nodded in understanding. “Go for it.”

“Well, there was the smooth, suave and mature type. He seemed to always have everything under control.”

You shook your head. Doesn’t really fit Jun.

Well, then there was the overtly sweet and caring type. He let himself get stepped on all throughout the drama.”

You shook your head again. Still doesn’t fit him, except for the overly caring part.

He blinked. “Then there was the charming and playful type. The drama called it the ‘Boy Next Door’ type.”


You nodded your head in favor of that one. “Personally, I think that one would suit you best, but it’s really up to you which personality you want to adjust to. This is still a little weird to me, but I want you to have a little bit of your own mental freedom as well, Jun.”

He beamed, and you knew he understood what you meant. “That’s quite kind of you. I thank you for that, my love.”

Idle talk in the dark carried on for another twenty minutes until the two of you muttered your mutual ‘goodnight’s, lulling yourselves to sleep, Jun even feeling a bit more human by the end of it.

From what the both of you knew at this point, the world was at peace.


so originally i had this cut after the part where they go to sleep the first night but that made the chapter way too short and i was NOT posting a filler chapter no thank u

unfortunately the continuation of it led to this lengthy nonsense which i hope was enjoyable

hopefully i’m not panning out jun’s character development too quickly—i’m not trying to have this story pan out over 2 years, and he is a robot so i’m trying to have his character develop as quickly as i can

anyway mostly slice of life stuff in this chapter but more action is def coming up soon i promisseeee

(also updates wont be this close in between each other so enjoy it while it lasts)

-admin steph

No, It’s Bucky - Part 12

|Type: Reader insert

Relationship/pairing: Bucky/Reader

Word count:1740 

Reader and Bucky reunite after the reader returns home to work after 6 years of no contact.


Warnings: Language (curse words etc)

A/N: There is one part after this then it is officially done. GOSH IT HAS BEEN A RIDE.

Hope you enjoy!

All errors are mine

| Part 11 |                      | Part 13  |

Originally posted by little--batman

Previously on No, It’s Bucky

“Stop trying to deny this! You kissed me AFTER the game was over. It wasn’t a fucking dare!”

You can’t look into him in the eyes. This was NOT a conversation you wanted to have. This conversation was supposed to never happen.  “It was just a dare, James-“

“Fucking hell, you infuriate me so much.” Running his hands through his hair, Bucky paces back and forth as you stand there stuck. Waiting for your heart to stop pounding through your chest “Why the fuck am I still in love with you?”

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I’m clearing out my ask box, so here’s a rapid fire bunch of answers to the 43 questions in there! A lot of these I wanted to draw a comic or do a little animation for but just never got the time or energy, and others I didn’t know what to say, but I think that some response is better than no response, so while these are all going to be either text or doodles, I wanted them all to actually get answers.

Below the cut because this’ll be a hella long one~ Plenty of Zelda doodles in there though so if you just wanna see doofy drawings click too!

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A Series of Unfathomable Feelings (10/10)

AU Rommate!Steve x Reader

Summary: After Bucky decides to move in with his long-time girlfriend, Steve has to look for another roommate. But destiny, or rather Bucky, will set him with someone less boring than Steve intended.

Word Count: 1,493

Warnings: Language, Implied Smut, Fluffiest Fluff

A/N: Gezelligheid (Dutch) is the warmth of being with loved ones.

(cross-posted to Ao3)

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Originally posted by coloursong

“Okay girls, we only have ten more minutes before she comes home with Steve. Come on, move!” Natasha shouted at the group of girls who ran around the room like headless chickens.

“I don’t think we will make it.” Wanda chewed on her nail. “We need more time!” She panicked before Natasha caught her shoulders.

“Calm down! It will be the best party in history.” Natasha said, looking straight into Wanda’s eyes as if she was trying to hypnotize her.

“But Y/n…”

“She will be here soon, don’t worry.”

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Prude (M)

Summary: You’ve caught Jungkook for doing something inappropriate on school grounds and you’re the one getting punished.

Genre: Smut AF

Word count: 3602

Warning(s): TeacherXstudent relationships, oral, fingering, cum facial, language

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Fanmeeting pt1

Originally posted by jikookshandshake

Pairings: Park Jimin x Reader

Genre: fluff

Words: 1762

Requested by @theelvensketches

Plot: You meet Jimin at a Fanmeet and he starts to take interest in you.

A/n: This was actually supposed to be a OneShot, which was requested, but I decided to make 2  (maybe 3) parts! I hope you enjoy it!

Today is the day. I am finally going to meet my favourite group BTS at one of their fan meeting. I have been waiting for this day since ages and today I am able to see my all time Bias Park Jimin in person. I feel a bit giddy with excitement, not able to wait for it, as the hours, this morning feel like they were going to last for days and weeks.

It’s 11 p.m and I have still 6 hours left. A lot of time to get ready for the Fanmeeting. I need to be extra beautiful for today, to make a good impression for my idol and that’s why I have been planning my outfit and makeup for weeks. I decided for a grey skater skirt, a white top, a bleck leather jacket and white Adidas shoes. For my makeup, i decided to keep it simple with some foundation, mascara and some eyeliner and I style my hair in some loose curls.

As I make my way to the fanmeet, I receive a phone call, which I answer immediately.

„Hello?! Girl, where are you? I am already here and I hope that you are almost here as well?!“ My best friend (Y/B/F/N) yells into the phone due to the loud noise at the place where we are supposed to meet. This girl is always earlier than supposed time, to make sure that she won’t run late. Or she just couldn’t stand to wait any longer. „I am on my way! Don’t worry, I will be there in 20!“ I yell back into the phone, to make sure that she will hear what I am saying.

„You better hurry and are in less than 20 Minutes here! I am all alone between crazy fangirls. I feel lonely! HURRY!“ And with that, she hung up. Being there in less than 20 minutes? Sure, I will just ask the Busdriver to skip some bus stops, if I explain to him that I want to meet some idol teens, he will surely understand.

There is 1 hour and 15 Minutes to go, only this one hour and a few minutes of waiting, separates me from meeting BTS. The excitement in my stomach grows from time to time. I really want this hour to go by quick, but the time doesn’t want to pass by as quick as I wish to. The 20 minute bus ride proceeds smoothly. I listen to some BTS’ music as I stare out of the window. The weather is perfect for a fan meeting. It is a warm early summer day, the sun is shining brightly through the leaves of the trees which are standing next to the street. The bus is filled with a lot of people, most of them are Armys, BTS’ fans. All of them are also heading to the fan meeting with BTS. They are talking abut their biases and favourite songs. The girls and boys here are bonding and creating new friendships. That’s what I love the most about being in a fandom. People who have been strangers to each other are becoming friends because they share the same passion.

Just as I arrived at my aim bus stop, which is right next to the hall, I can already see all the fans gathering together. Peoples are standing outside waiting to go into the hall. A big queue has been created. I walk around the place to find (Y/B/F/N) in the big group of fangirls and fanboys. I knew that a lot of people would come today, but I didn’t expect that this amount of fans would come here, this makes it really hard to find my friend. There are so many people, roughly who are running around, trying to squeeze themselves into the queue, probably trying to find their group or so, here and there are fans who start randomly screaming, catching the attention of some others.

I am still trying to find my friend „God…where is this girl?“ I told myself. I should have asked where she is waiting for me, it would be a lot easier to find her. After 10 minutes I have found her. She is standing in the queue being squeezed by many girls. (Y/B/F/N) is wearing some black hot pants with a rose crop top and her (Y/B/H/C) hair tied up in a high ponytail. I walk up to her screaming her name to get her attention! „You took way to long, young girl!“ she scolds me instead of greeting me. „It’s hard to find your ugly ass in the mass of hundreds of people. You should have told me where you are waiting for me, stupid butt.“

Together we stand in the crowded queue, being shoved by the people waiting as well. It’s a mess. I feel relieved when we are allowed to enter the main hall. (Y/B/F/N) and I got good places near the stage since we run for our lives to get them. Now only a few minutes are left and then I am going to see Jimin. My stomach is almost exploding through the excitement and then the lights turn slowly off and the boys come out on the stage. The fans start screaming and cheering for the boys. Without thinking I also start screaming for them  „Park Jimin! Saranghae!“. (Y/B/F/N) starts laughing at me and also cheers for Jin. For a moment I forgot myself and start jumping, continuing to scream for Jimin. Suddenly the crowd goes silent as the boys want to introduce themselves one by one, but I had to scream again, catching their attention. „Christian ChimChim!“ Everyone in the hall starts laughing and Jim stares into my direction and sends a finger heart. But I don’t think that he actually knows that I have screamed, so he must have shot his heart blindly into my direction.

After introducing themselves, we fans are allowed to up on the stage and talk with the boys. I watch them as they integrate with their fans, doing cute poses for them and also waving for and who are filming them and doing aegyo from time to time. The boys also goof around with each other and the presents they get from their fans. But i keep my attention at Jimin who is doing a cute v-pose for a girls fan cam. I try to make a picture of him with my phone as he turns to my side and winks cutely. I start to squeal and my face turns red. I turn around to (Y/B/F/N) who grins at me with a bright face. Both of us start to fangirl over this little moment. I can’t actually believe what has happened. This is surely on of the best day of my life. I catch Jimin a few times peeking over my direction and quickly turning his attention back to the fan in front of him. He might do this out of reflex, since idols always scan the crowd, sending hearts and waving the fans.

15 Minutes have passed until it is our turn to go to the boys’ table. I take out my You Never Walk Alone album out, asking the boys to sign it for me. The first one of them is J-Hope. He greets me with his signature sunshine smile and asks me how I am. After meeting him the order continues with RapMonster, V, Jungkook, Jin, Suga and lastly Jimin. Every one of them greets me kindly and I got the chance to speak with them for a short time. We exchanged handshakes and a few high fives, before I meet Jimin. As I said my goodbye to Suga I move towards Jimin, who recognises me from earlier and mocks me with a high pitched voice „Christian ChimChim!“. Both of us start laughing. I try to hide my now red face with my hands as I try to say something. „I am sorry,“ I say giggly. „Ah, no! It’s okay, it was really cute!“ He takes my hands so he can see my face. „Don’t hide your beautiful face.“ he coos at me. I am trying to hold myself back or else I will end up screaming into his face. To distract myself, I show him the album and ask him if he could sign it for me, which he kindly does. He signs the album with his name and adds a little heart next to it. As a goodbye, he takes my hands once again and squeezes them and looks me into my eyes. „See you soon, yeobo!“ He says and I move away from him waving goodbye. That’s it. I just met him and now it’s over. I am happy, but also somehow sad. I waited for this moment for days and it has only lasted for a few seconds. I turn around to see him with another fan, but he turns his face to me and waves me.

After the end of the Fanmeet, I walk out of the hall with (Y/B/F/N), listening about the things Jin has told her. I study her face, right now she looks like the happiest girl on the earth. I can understand. Meeting your bias is the best feeling. In this little moment, you feel so many emotions. Joy, love, and euphoria. You want to jump around of excitement and you would like to hug your favourite person and never let them go. It’s a moment you keep treasured deep in your heart.

The two of us walk out on the evening of this warm day. I take out my signed Album and view it, as i notice a small paper tucked between the pages of the photos in the album. Someone has put a small note into my album unnoticed. It says to meet the person at 9 p.m at the back of the hall building. I stop abruptly, not paying attention to my friend anymore who turns around and asks me if something has happened? „Everything okay with you? Have you forgotten something? Do you hear me?!“ I do hear her, but as I check the time, I realise that the anonymous person wants to meet me all ready in 10 minutes. I turn around, ignoring my friend and start running back to the building where the fan meet was held.

Who wants to meet me?

The Joker x Reader  “Missing in action”

You had to go away for two weeks and everything went downhill. It is all his fault, of course, but when does J ever admit to anything?!

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Your plane landed in Gotham two hours sooner than expected. You don’t want to wait for Frost to pick you up so you are taking a cab. You’ve been away for two weeks and you just can’t wait to get back to the penthouse.


To be honest, you were surprised that morning when you went to the hideout and saw your name on the schedule: “Y/N- New York Mission- 2 weeks.” When you see your name up on the schedule, it means that you leave immediately, turn off your cellphone and no contact with anybody until you’re back. Just in case things go south. 


Not too long and you are going to see him soon. And Jonny too. You finally turn on your cell phone and after a few seconds, it vibrates and goes crazy: 589 texts from J and 200 missed calls. What the hell?! You are very confused and start reading through the messages:

“Where are you, doll?”

“You know I hate it when you don’t answer!!! Text me back NOW!!!”

“Seriously? Are you playing games with me??!!”

“I’m going to throw away all your stuff, I’ll set your bedroom on fire!!!”

“You’re dead to me!!! If I find you I will kill you!!!!”

Jesus, what is going on?

“Kitten, come on, answer…Daddy misses you…”

“I’m not setting your bedroom on fire, ok? Text me back!!!!!!!”

“Crap, Frost told me you went to New York, why was that on the schedule???!!!”

“Oh my God, I’m so bored without you. I didn’t even kill anybody; it’s no fun if you’re not here.”

“Disregard the last text, I’m not that desperate. I don’t care about you.”

“Dammit, I’m horny, when are you coming back?…”

“Frosty tells me you’ll be gone for 2 weeks, WTF?! “

And it went on and on forever, you just have to erase everything, it is just too much to read and keep up with. At this point you have no clue what the heck just happened but you guess you will find out soon.


“Hi boys!” you salute everybody downstairs as you make your way to the elevator.

“Hi, Y/N, you’re back!”

“Thank God!”

“Finally. Hello Y/N!”

“Wasn’t Frost supposed to pick you up? He always does when you come back,” Panda talks as he walks besides you.

“Hey Richard. My plane landed ahead of the schedule, go figure, so I decided to just take a taxi.”

“We are soooo happy you’re back, Mister J went crazy when he found out you were send away for so long. Apparently he forgot to erase the entry from the schedule… He wanted us to come get you but then he changed his mind because he wanted the deal closed anyway.”

“Ummm, why are there bullet holes in the walls?!” you interrupt him, mortified. You really love the place and you don’t like it vandalized.

“Well, Mister J came downstairs and was mad as hell, started shooting at everything and yelled at us to go get his doll back. Frosty calmed him down and the only casualty was Mark with two bullets in his leg. Still recovering.”

“That’s why I didn’t see the Shark,” you answer, feeling kind of sorry for him. “I want everything fixed, nice and as good as new, alright?”

“OK, Y/N.”

You get in the elevator and he stays behind with your suitcase.

“Don’t ever leave for so long, Y/N.”

“Can’t promise anything, Rich,” you wink at him as the doors close.


“Jonny!!!!!” you wildly smile as you go and hug him. “I missed you!”

“Y/N, why didn’t you wait for me?” Frost squeezes you in his arms, happy to see you. Not that he would do that around the other henchmen, it would take away from his…reputation. You two are each other’s only family, cousins from your mother’s side. He is three years older than you and actually consider yourselves more like siblings than cousins.

“Awww, the penthouse looks the same, I missed it,” you sigh as he releases you. “Where’s J?”

Frost doesn’t have time to answer because you notice the Joker backing out of the master bedroom with only a towel around his waist.

“Frosty, go pick her up already!”

He turns and sees you. A huge grin starts to creep up on his face.

“Hiiiiiiii Puddiiiinnn,” you playfully dread the words, excited to see him in such a nice…attire.

“Kitten, you’re here!” his arms spread and he signals you to go to him. “Hop on!”

You run and jump in J’s arms. He lifts you up and you wrap your legs around his waist, kissing him all over his face while he purrs. Frost starts to feel uncomfortable.

“Muahhh, I missed you so much,” you giggle, planting another kiss on his pale cheek.

He just takes your left hand, kisses your wrist and then your fingers before placing it around his neck again.

“Baby doll, don’t ever leave again,” he whispers in your ear, then loud:

“Who the hell was the idiot that sent you away for two weeks?!” he suddenly frowns, lifting you higher as you tighten your grip around him even more.

The glare you and Frost give makes him clench his jaw.

“Wait…was it me?”

Is this a trick question? Because none of you want to answer.

“I saw myself on the schedule and I left,” you blur out since he’s waiting for an answer.

“Well, dammit Frosty,” he yells, “how the hell am I supposed to keep an eye on everything?! You are the one that should have noticed the error!”

Of course is always somebody else’s fault. You want to start defending Jonny when he figures it’s just best to open his mouth and say it, even if he didn’t do anything wrong.

“I’m sorry, boss, it won’t happen again.”

“You’d better make sure,” he growls, turning his attention towards you again.

“Pumpkin, why didn’t you answer my texts and my calls?” The Joker pinches your butt and you squirm a bit, laughing, but he won’t put you down.

“Well, J, cells phones off, no contact. Right?” you reply with a grimace when you feel another pinch.

“Dammit, those rules don’t apply to you, Princess,” he shakes his head in disapproval, annoyed.

“Well, baby, how am I supposed to know?!”

You lift your shoulders, exasperated. He’s so difficult sometimes.

He shouts again:

“Frosty, what the hell?! My girl doesn’t need to follow those rules.”

“I’m sorry, sir,” your cousin needlessly takes the blame again. What else can he do at this point?

“Frosty, stop aggravating me,” Mister J threatens and you feel very sorry for Jonny. The things he has to endure from his boss sometimes…and the things you have to put up with too.

You decide to distract him by brushing your lips against his so you can get his attention. It sure worked almost instantly. Victory! A small one, but still…

“Frost,” you address him, “did J behaved while I was gone? Any girls I should be aware of?”

“No, Y/N, none.”

“See? I behaved,” he hisses at you, pleased with his achievement.

 “So you missed me a lot?” you caress his green hair, playing with it.

“A little bit,” he admits, biting your neck, lifting you higher again. From all the movement his towel comes undone and ends up on the floor.

Frost averts his eyes, horrified to see his boss completely naked. This image is going to be imprinted in his brain for a while and not even therapy will get it out anytime soon. You didn’t even feel anything because you have your jeans on; J knows and he just doesn’t give a shit.

“Frosty, leave now, we’re going to be busy for a while, don’t let anyone disturb us, got it?” the Joker commands, heading back to the master bedroom with you still hanging around his waist. You wave at Jonny as J slams the door behind him, cutting you off.

He places you on the desk and backs out a bit and then you notice him naked.

“Oh, wow, baby, this is quite the welcome, I missed those… tattoos,” you gasp, pulling him back against you in a rough kiss.

“Kitten,” he snickers, taking off your t-shirt, ”do you know I’ve been waiting for this since you went missing?”

“I can imagine with you being so possessive and…hot blooded,” you tease, digging your nails in his back. “I have a surprise for you,” you bite your lips before he can protest at what just came out of your mouth. Thank God that with his attention span he is pretty easy to trick. Not all the times, but most of the times. You take his hand and together pull down on your jeans until your left hip is exposed and he finally sees it.

“Princess, I love it!” he gasps, looking at your new tattoo: a smiley mouth biting on a heart that has “Joker” written on top and bottom, colored in neon green, purple and black.

“It still hurts a bit, but…”

You don’t finish the sentence and he is already kissing it.

“Does this hurt?”

You close your eyes, smiling, enjoying the soft touch. He kisses the skin again.

“What about now?”

“No, it doesn’t,” you moan, feeling his tongue all over the design.

You tilt your head backwards, lightly panting and wanting more when you remember:

“Wanna see something cool?” you seductively ask, liking your lips.

“I already am,” he gulps with a wild spark in his eyes, taking your jeans off.  Now you are only in your bra and panties. You chuckle and reach for the desk lamp, turning it off.

The Joker inhales deeply, amazed to see your tattoo glowing in the dark.

“It looks even better, Princess! Daddy loves it. Now let me show you how much.”

He takes you in his arms and carries you to the bed, laughing in your ear:

“We’ll never need the light on again.”

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Hello, baby. Part 13

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I kiss him and thenI let out a sigh, “Well, my mom was beautiful from what I remember. She had long brown hair and bright green eyes. I remember her voice being so soft and gentle. As for my dad, well he wasn’t much of anything.” I look at him and he still has his eyes on me.
“He was a drunk and in some deep trouble with drugs. He would make me go on runs with him because he figured people wouldn’t shoot at a little girl. When I was 11 I, I actually killed someone to protect him, I still don’t know why. He was never happy, no matter what. He was really violent. I remember my mom never tried to stick up for herself, she would just take it so I wouldn’t have to, but she killed herself when I was 8. I started to become her, i took her place.” He squeezes my hand letting me know he’s still there.
“I realized why my mom always had a full face of makeup around me, it was to cover the bruises. I had to start doing the same. I was heading down the same path as my mom. So, I moved out when I was 17. I didn’t want to end up like her, or like him. He died a couple years ago and it felt like I could breath again.” I let out a deep breath.
I haven’t had to recall those memories for a long time. They still feel like fresh wounds. He leans down and kisses my forehead.
I give him a forced smile.
A few silent moments fall between us.
He lets out a sigh to break it, “I don’t remember much of mine. I don’t remember a mom or dad, or where I grew up. The last date I remember is, well I don’t really remember it, I just sort of have pictures that flash through my head. It was when I was a teenager I think, I was standing there, smiling. That’s it. Nothing else was happening in the picture.” He has his head resting back on the couch.
“I started getting into the crime world and I was good at it, so good at it darling. Still am.” He smiles at me.
“Things went wrong when the Bat showed up. The first time we met he thought he killed me, but he just turned me into a better version of myself. See, my skin wasn’t always this white and my hair wasn’t always green.” He laughs and I give him a smile.
“Falling into a chemical bath, well that might change your looks a little bit.” I look at his skin and his face and can’t imagine him looking and different.
“I came back and I was better than ever baby. I showed up and created the mayhem I desired. You know how strong my desires can be darling.” He runs his finger down my bottom lip.
“I did get caught once more, an asylum this time. A chemical bath and electric shock therapy, that does things to ya baby, and that’s how I became what I am today doll.”
He’s looking straight in my eyes. “Does that scare you?”
“Not in a million years.” I pull him down to kiss me.

I can feel him smile as we kiss and is cause me to laugh a little bit. 

 “What time is it?” I mumble as our lips are still attached. 

He pulls away and his bright eyes are staring deep into mine “It’s morning.” He kisses me again.
I look up at a window and see the sunrise, “Well Mr. J.” I stand up and stretch, “That was a lovely first date, but I must get home.”
I laugh and take one step, he pulls me by the waist and I land on his lap, I start laughing. 

“I’m pretty sure you needed to be punished for God knows what you did earlier,” he bites the back of my neck. 

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I get up and his hands fall to his side, I face towards him and straddle him on the couch, he growls. “Now, Mr. J, you can’t punish me for something you don’t know if I did or not.” I kiss him slowly, “but I’ll let you get away with it, just this one time.” I lean close to his ear and give it a soft bite, he grips my ass and groans. 
He picks me up and tosses me on the couch, he rips off my clothes “I think I have waited long enough for dessert.”

“J! People are going to be waking up and coming in here! Can we at least go to…”

His mouth covers mine, “Darling, if you keep talking I really will punish you.” He finishes undressing me.

I start laughing because i’m nervous that someone will see us, but I know he doesn’t care. ‘I’m sure they will hear and just not come out here, right?’

He flips me over and has me bent over the back of the couch and my knees are on the cushions, I am still laughing because I can’t believe this is happening. 
J spanks me, hard. I let out a small scream.
“What the hell J! That was really hard!” I laugh towards the end of my sentence. 

“You must of forgot doll.” He grabs my hair and pulls it, by back arches and my ass sticks out toward him more, “I get to punish you, remember? You were the one that asked for this baby.” He pulls harder and a moan escapes my mouth. 
“Thats right.” His voice is low I can barley hear him.

I feel his dick between my legs, as if I wasn’t already wet. He pushes himself against me and I wiggle myself back, he slaps my ass again, harder.
“Fuck!” I say under my breath and bring myself back to the position he wants me in. 
“You do as I say. Ok baby?”

“Yes, daddy.” I reply and don’t say another word.

“Now, play with yourself.” He commands

I do as i’m told, he is still pulling my hair and it gets me even more turned on. I moan his name as rub my clit. I hear him growl from behind me.

He releases my hair and my head falls forward, he positions himself and slowly slides himself in me, I can hear him groan and it forces me to let out a moan myself. He picks up his pace and one hand is pulling my hair back while the other is holding my hips in place as his thrusts get harder. 
My moans and screams and loud and I cant stop them, I can feel the orgasm approach.
He pulls out.
I let out a loud scream and wait a second. 
“The fuck J!” He still has my hair in his hand so I cant turn to look at him.

“This is your fault darling.” He rams himself back in me and I scream his name.

Im getting close again and my knuckles are white from gripping the couch, he spanks me again and it only brings me closer this time.
He pulls out again.
“FUCK YOU!” I scream out, my breathing rigid.

“Oh my, the princess has a filthy mouth when she doesn’t get what she wants.”
He goes back to fucking me again, he goes slow. The sensation causes my legs to shake. He lets go of my hair and has both hands on my hips, holding them up. He keeps the pace steady.

“Darling you are fucking fantastic, do you know that?” his voice is low, almost a whisper. 
His words send a chill down my spine.
His pace picks up and my back arches again, I cant take this much longer.
I am biting my lip scared to make a noise, the fear that he might not let me cum again.

He is grunting and moaning himself, i know he’s close. I meet his rhythm.
I scream out “Daddy!” and we only last seconds after. 

I fall onto the couch, my body feels extremely weak. He leans over and kisses me.

“Don’t fuck with me again, princess. It will only get worse and trust me, I don’t mind.” He smiles at me. I can’t even answer, i just nod my head and close my eyes.

He puts his pants back on and wraps a blanket around me, “You might want to get upstairs darling.” 
I forgot other people were here, but my legs are weak.

“J, I honestly can not move.” I laugh and he joins.
He picks me up and carries me up the stairs, he places me in my side of the bed and covers me with the silk sheets. 
I fall asleep quick.

I wake up, my body still wants sleep but my stomach is screaming for food. The sun is shining bright through the windows.
I throw on a shirt and some shorts and head downstairs. 
I open the bedroom door and I can hear J yelling in his office, I decide to avoid whatever situation is going on in there. 
Jackie has the house smelling delicious.
French toast today, I make myself a plate and sit at the table alone. 
J’s screams are muffled from the door but I don’t hear anyone else. Then again, who would actually raise their voice at him other than me. I smile at myself.
I eat the entire plate, I wash the dishes and then go sit on the couch and turn the T.V on.
Gunshots, like a machine gun. My first instinct is to run to J.
I run upstairs and I hunch down by the door, waiting to hear anything. I don’t know who is in there, my heart is pounding, I swear they could hear it on the other side of the door. 

The door slams open, I fall backwards on my back.

“What are you doing Kat?!” Its Lucas, he looks mad.

“I heard all, i heard the gunshots, I just wanted to make sure everyone was ok?” My voice is shaky. 

“Do you know how mad he will be if he sees you this close to all this? Go! Now! Run to the bedroom!” Hes whispering but I feel the urgency in his voice.

I stumble getting up but I run to the bedroom and close the door lightly. I stand there catching my breath. I get myself together and open the door.

“Good morning! Whats with all the noise?” I smile as I walk out of our room.

J just walked out of his office, “Just some business that needed to be taken care of darling. Nothing to worry about.” He gives me a smile and I cant help but smile back. “I have a surprise for you tonight, we will be leaving shortly doll. Nothing too fancy.” He winks at me. 

“A surprise?” I squeal.

“Yes darling, go get ready while daddy cleans this up.” He gives me that smile again, my knees feel weak. ‘Will I ever get used to that? To him?’

I go back to the bedroom, I throw off my clothes and raid through the closet. I pick out a black t-shirt and some jean shorts that I know will drive J mad. I pull out some purple ankle books that have a good size heel to them. They make my legs look long and that confident feeling comes flooding over me. 

J walks into the bedroom, he looks irritated, i ignore it.
He goes to the closet and changes into a white shirt and more low jeans.
‘Do you even know what those low jeans do to me J?’ I smile at him and at my thoughts.

“You ready doll? We have a detour to make.” He is at the bedroom door, holding it open. 

I walk over to him, “You look nice too baby.” and walk right by him, down the stairs and straight out the front door. 

He meets me outside, and wraps his hands around my waist, “You have my full attention darling.” He kisses behind my ear.
He’s forgiven.

He opens the car door for me and we get in the back, Jay and Lucas are with us as well as a car full of guards behind us.

“Whats the detour?” I ask looking at the car behind us.

“Work baby, don’t worry about it. I’ll be in and out.” he winks at me and i give him a small laugh.

The drive took about 20 minutes. We come to a stop and its in front of  a building that is well lit. There are huge windows all around it. it looks like it used to be an storage unit of some kind. Im sure its still a storage but for very different things now.

J open the car door and gets out and I scoot towards the door, “Oh no, no, no. You are going to stay here doll. I am going to have 2 guards on either side of you, ok?”

“I, I have to wait here? While you go in there?” I give him the puppy dog eyes, they don’t work.

“It’s not going to work. I’ll be back quick. Ok? Vic and Sam will be outside the car till I get back.”

“Come back to me J.” I pull at him to kiss me, he does.

“Every time doll.” He smiles and walks away.

Sam and Vic are very huge men, I feel pretty safe. 
Vic is on the left side of the car, his body tilted toward the building with a gun drawn. Sam is on the right side, he is facing the street and he has his gun drawn with a light on it. 
We sit, and we wait.

It doesn’t take long before my ears are ringing from the sound of a gunshot.
I can’t move.

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Another shot, blood is all over the left side of the car, Vic slides down the car.
I can’t move, I can’t scream.
Sam opens the door and pulls me down so I am laying on the seat. He stands back up and starts firing at one of the windows, i hear a man fall and hit the cement below him.

“Miss, you need to stay awake. Do you know where you are?” His hand is on my face and he is making eye contact with me but I can’t say anything.
He reaches for his phone and hits one button, “She’s hit. Vics down.” 

Seconds pass and J is next to me, he puts my head on his lap, “Hospital fucking now!” He yells at Jay and Lucas.
“Fuck!” he keeps screaming over and over. His voice sounds painful.

I reach my hand down under my shirt to my lower stomach and lift it up to my face, its covered in blood.
I still can’t feel anything. I grab onto Js arm as tight as I can, I can’t concentrate on what has happened. My mind hasn’t wrapped myself around it.

He lets out a painful grunt when he sees my hand covered in blood, “Im fucking sorry Kat. I fucked up. Im, I can’t.” 

I cant even enjoy the fact that he said sorry just now. 
J pushes the car door open before we even come to a complete stop at the hospital. He tries to be as gentle but as quick as he can getting me out of the car.
He carries me inside and there are 4 of his men behind him.

“I need the fucking doctor!” He screams when we walk in. 
Everyone stands in fear of The Joker.
Lucas let off 3 shots, “The doctor. Now!” 

Nurses scramble, and a doctor comes forward. He is sweaty and you can smell the nervous feeling on him.
“Ye-Yes Joker?” He stands a few feet away.

“Fix her, save her.” J walks up to the doctor. “She’s shot, lower abdomen. If she dies, so do you.”

Fo-follow me.” He walks J and his men back to an emergency room. “Set her down here.” 

J lays me down, my eyes are heavy, its hard to breath, and i am freezing.
“Im right here baby girl, everything is going to be fine.” 

I try to smile at him. I don’t even know if my face actually moved.

The doctor cuts off my shirt, “I-I uh need to get to that side of her Sir.”
J was knelt down my the wound, he snarls at the doctor but moves to the other side, he grabs my hand, I have no energy to grab his back.

“I need 2 nurses, their names are Hannah and Gloria, I need extra hands.” The doctor looks at J.

“Go get them Lucas.” J doesn’t stop looking at my face. 

Lucas comes back and both girls are crying, they look at the doctor for instruction.
“Shes lost a lot of blood, I need a transfusion now!” They don’t move out of fear, “He will kill us if we don’t save her, move!” the doctor yells at the 2 girls.
“They need that arm Sir. I have an IV in this one,” The doctor doesn’t look at J, he is busy addressing the gunshot wound.

J stutters to move but he does. The girls rush in and get to work.

Tears roll down the side of my face into my hair line, I can’t feel anything put a lot of pressure. I’m just scared. Really scared. 

One of the girls brushes my hair back, “Its ok, everything will be ok. You won’t feel anything other than the pressure you are feeling already, ok? We gave you pain medication through the IV.” she points to my other arm but I cant turn my head.
“I promise you, you will be ok.” Her smile is soft and warm, i believe her.

J has his eyes locked on me. I can feel the pain radiating off him. 
The medication has swept through my body. 
I close my eyes.

“Don’t, don’t sleep, Kat wak..” He is yelling.

“She is fine Sir. Its just the pain medication, she needs to sleep.” She puts her hand up to J and I know he wanted to kill her right then and there.
She turns round and goes back to helping the doctor.

“It went straight through, that’s a good thing. Its cleaned and everything is fine internally. Stitch her up.” The doctor tells the girls. 

He takes his gloves off and turns to J. “She is going to need a lot of rest, she is going to have a hard time getting up and she will need a lot of help for a while. In about 2 days she will need to start walking so her muscles don’t get tight around the wound. It needs to be cleaned morning and night everyday till we get the stitches out. It is going to hurt, she is going to be in pain. She will live though. You can cut the stitches out in 3 weeks or bring her back here.” The doctor walks past J and out the double doors.

One nurse smiles out of fear and leaves, while the other sits next to me. 

“She’s ok Sir. She’s tough.” She gets up and walk out after adjusting the IV one last time.

“I know.” He says under his breath.
He comes to my side and kisses my forehead.
He doesn’t say anything. He puts his head down on the table next to my arm and lets out a long sigh.
He looks over at the stitched up hole, “Kat, I’m not safe for you. I’m no good for you.” he grabs my hand again, i still can’t return the pressure. “Lets get her home.”

He has Lucas and Jay grab the IV’s has he carries me out.
Not a word is spoken on the ride home.

J takes me upstairs and changes my clothes, he throws everything I was wearing in the trash.
Lucas sets up the IV’s in the bedroom and J lays me down and covers me with the sheets.
Lucas closes the door behind him.

J gets in bed next to me, he pulls me close, “Im so sorry Kat.” 

Originally posted by painfulblisss

I wake up in the morning, I can barley breath from the pain. I try to sit up and fall back gasping for air. I look around for J, he’s not there.

The Daughter of The King and Queen of Gotham City.

A/N: Hi, guys! this is my ‘Harley and Joker’s daughter’ story. I decided to use a different point of view in this story, not from the readers. I hope the anon who requested it still enjoys it though! also, I named the character ‘Jaileen’ because it’s a mixture of ‘J’ and ‘Harleen.’ I also debated using 'Carley’ which is basically 'Harley’ with a C but I wanted the name to have a little bit of Mr. J in it. However, you can use whatever name you’d like. Whenever I use “J” on here, I’m referring to Jaileen, so don’t get confused with the Joker! if I’m referring to the Joker, I will use “Mr. J.” hopefully this doesn’t confuse anyone. I wanted to do this one in one post, so sorry if it’s super long! but anyway, enjoy!


It was just a normal night in Gotham City. The King and Queen ruling every minute of it. Oh, and of course, their little princess, too. Their little Jaileen started going with them on their heists when she was only 12 years old. she’s learned so much from them since then. By the time she was 14, she was already covered in tattoos. She was 16 going on 17. looking a lot like her father but rocking the body of her mother. Her signature colors were purple and black. She was born with dark green hair, almost black. Pale skin, with a heart birthmark on the lower left side of her back. She was almost more beautiful than her mother. This bothered Mr. J since a lot of his henchmen and business associates would hit on her. They’d be dead in a heart beat if he was around for any of it. She was also almost more bad ass than Mr. J. This also bothered him since she was never afraid to raise her voice with him or talk back to him. She was the only one he’d let talk to him like that. He’s only ever hit her once because she threatened to kill him. Harley had to step in the middle of that argument before Mr. J pulled out a gun to shoot her but she ended up getting backhanded too. After that, they all started laughing like the insane clowns they are.

Tonight was the night Jaileen would get to torture her first victim. Just like her daddy. she was so excited. But that all goes to shit when Jaileen decides to talk to a guy.

They were all in Mr. J’s club. He had a meeting with an asshole that tried to scam him. He was in big trouble. As usual, Harley was in the glass platform, dancing her crazy ass off. Jaileen was by the bar, scanning the club. Mr. J told her to be on the lookout for dealers that try dealing in his club. The club was packed that night. More than it’s ever been. Mr. J was in a more secluded area. surrounded by beads for curtains. He was ready for this meeting. The business man walks into the area Mr. J was in, letting Frost lead him. The man reaches his hand out for a hand shake but immediately takes it back when he realizes that he forgot Mr. J doesn’t do hand shakes.

“Nice to see you again, Mr. J.” the man says.

Mr. J doesn’t say anything. his eyes are glued onto Jaileen, as he notices she’s been approached by a guy. she’s giggling.

“M-Mr. J?” the man says, trying to snap Mr. J back into reality.

He rolls his eyes and groans.

“why, I have some business to take care of. stay put.” Mr. J growls, walking out of the area angry.

Jaileen’s POV —————-

She’s scanning the club, looking out for dealers. She gets bored and orders a non-alcoholic drink. Her mother would kill her if she knew she was drinking alcohol. Her father didn’t really care. She sees a cute guy. She flashes a smile at him. He smiles back.

mom and Mr. J don’t get to have all the fun.’ she thinks to herself as she sips her drink. She never called Mr. J dad. it was always Mr. J or boss.

She signals the guy to come over to her. He takes the hint and approaches her.

“Hey, beautiful, I’m Logan. what’s your name?” he says, flashing a flirtatious smile this time. she blushes.

“Jaileen.” she says with a smirk.

“you come here often?” he shouts over the loud music.

“only when I have business to take care of.” she says biting her lip.

“you a business woman?”

“not exactly..” she says looking away.

he gave her confused look. they continue their conversation. he then proceeds to ask her the question everyone asks her.

“hey, why do you dye your hair green? I think you’d look way better with brown or black hair.”

she rolls her eyes as she giggles.

“I don’t dye it, I was born like this.” she laughingly snaps.

“oh, I didn’t mean to offend you. it looks good on you, really.”

she blushes and smiles but that all disappears when she sees Mr. J walking towards them behind Logan.

shit’ she thinks to herself.

she gets up from the stool to try to hold Mr. J back.

“Boss, wait, don’t-”

She gets pushed away.

He pulls out his gun and points it to Logan. Logan is scared shitless. People notice and move away from him.

“Mr. J, you shoot him, I swear I’ll leave and I’ll never come back.” she says with her voice breaking.

He hesitated to pull the trigger. As much as he hates to admit it, he cared about his princess a lot.

Harley comes down from the platform.

“What’s goin’ on?” she asks.

Mr. J spins around to look at Harley.

“What’s going on is that you couldn’t do a simple thing and keep an eye on J.” he snarled.

He then points the gun at Harley.

“Mom!” Jaileen sobs. “Mr. J, stop!”

At this point, Logan was more confused than scared.

“Honey, it’s okay, jus-just go, Frost can you take her?” she says, trying not to break her voice.

Frost takes her to a different area. On their way, she hears Mr. J talk to her like she means nothing to him.

“do you want her to end up like you? a whore? did you think I forgot about Ivy and Deadshit?” he growls, still pointing his gun at her.

Harley starts tearing up.

why is he bringing this up? in front of our daughter?’ she thinks to herself.

Jaileen takes one last look at Logan. She mouths 'I’m sorry’ to him and walks away with Frost.

The Joker still continues to mentally torture Harley.

“Puddin’, let’s talk this out with J, we ca-” she grunts as he snapped his hand around her throat.

Don’t call me Puddin’..” he whispers. she’s still crying.

He points his gun back to Logan. He’s back to being scared.

“You see what you caused? Hmm? Making both of my girls cry. Now, I’m not gonna shoot ya, because I don’t want my baby leaving me. BUT I see you around her again, and you won’t be so lucky.” He says, shooting a bullet to the wall behind him, inches away from his head causing him to run away. He finally lets go of Harley, causing her hit the floor. At this point, she’s sobbing.

“Aww, doll, don’t cry.. I didn’t mean to hurt ya.” he says patting her head. “come here, give daddy some sugar.” he hold his arms out.

she ignores him, still sobbing her eyes out. he gets upset with her again. he crouched down to her level, grabs her chin, forcing her to look at him.

Don’t ignore me..” he growls. He proceeds to kiss her roughly. She stops crying to kiss him back.
She starts crying again, thinking the whole thing was her fault.

“M-Mr. J, I’m s-so sorry, I-I don’t want her to end up a whore like h-her mother.” she says between sobs.

“Aww, baby, shh, shh..” he says holding her.

“Let’s go get her so we can go home.” he says, wiping her tears.

She nods in agreement, still crying. They get up.

“Actually, doll, wait for us in the car.” he says, placing a kiss on her forehead. she nods again. He walks over to the room she’s in.

“Frost, tell Dean something came up, we’ll have to meet another time.” he growls, glaring at J.

Frost doesn’t hesitate. He does what he’s told. Dean gets up upset and storms off.

“We’re leaving.” he says in a demanding voice.

“W-where’s mom?” she sobs.

“She’s in the car, waiting for us. C'mon, get up.” he reaches his hand out to hers. She snatched her hand.

“I-I’m not going anywhere with you.” she snaps.

He groans and rolls his eyes.

“Darling, we’re leaving, NOW. we don’t want to keep your mother waiting.” he says in a stern tone. she doesn’t want to add any more fuel to the fire so she decides to go with him. They walk out of the room they were in. People were staring. They make it to their car. Harley wasn’t there.

“Mr. J, you said she’d be here.. wha-what did you do with her?!”

She started to panic.

“Nothing, darling, she’s suppose to be in the car..” he says, looking around the parking lot.

“N-no, you’re lying! did you kill her?”

“Listen to me, J, I didn’t kill her. I told her to wait for me in the car. she must’ve walked home.” he sounded concerned too.

“Just wait in the car, I’m gonna go see if she’s still inside and don’t move.” he demands.

He walks into the club and starts searching for her like crazy. he looks in the bathrooms, sex rooms, platforms, dressing room, everywhere. At this point he was just angry. he walks back out. he goes into his car and starts driving.

“Was she in there?” she asks.

“Doll, if she was, I would’ve walked out with her.” he says, annoyed. “Maybe she’s at home, waiting for us.” He drives faster and arrives to his destination.

They walk into their penthouse and to their surprise, she’s not there. Jaileen starts to panic again.

“w-what are we going to do? where did she go? why would she leave?”
she starts crying again. Joker was lost in his train of thought. he was thinking about where she could be.

she looks up to him and starts glaring at him.

you…” she growls. “YOU made her leave. you’re such a fucking asshole! YOU made HER leave ME. You had to go all out and bring up her past and blame her for shit that wasn’t her fault! you’re a fucking douchebag and I hate that we share the same dna. I wish you weren’t my dad!” she sobbingly says as she storms off into her room. Mr. J was speechless. he was experiencing an emotion he’s never felt before. Hurt. he didn’t mean to scare Harley away. he didn’t mean to make Jaileen mad at him. he thought he was only protecting them, in his own twisted way. he cared about them. he growls and leaves to take his anger out on poor civilians. he was also on the hunt for Harley. he wasn’t letting her leave that easy.

Harley’s POV ————

Harley walks to the car and has a mental breakdown. She was crying, screaming, and hurting herself by digging her nails into her skin. She was so hurt by Mr. J and she was fed up with it. She decided to walk to Poison Ivy’s house that night. She needed someone to talk to. Ivy wasn’t just her ex, she was her best friend.

She gets there, hoping Ivy isn’t still mad at her for leaving her to go back to Mr. J. She knocks on the door and Ivy opens the door. Once she does, Harley cleans herself up and act like she wasn’t crying before.

“Ivy!” she squeals and goes in for a hug.

“H-Harley? what are you doing here?” she said, confused.

“I needed someone to talk to.. I was hoping you-”

“of course, Harls, come in.”

They both go in to Ivy’s house and sit in the living room. Harley bursts out into tears.

“Harley, what’s happened?” she says very concerned.

“I-it’s Mr. J..” she sobs.

“Oh, Harley, not this again! how long has it been since you decided to stay with him? 20 years? you gotta leave him, hon, and I’m not saying that so you can come back to me, I’m telling you so you can be emotionally happy.” she says, hugging her.

“N-no, Ivy, you don’t understand, I a-am h-happy with my Puddin’, he’s just m-mean sometimes..” she’s still sobbing.

“Harley, it doesn’t matter. you make yourself believe you are happy with him when you’re really not. you have to leave him, he’s no good for you. where is all that self-esteem we built up? hmm? did he wipe it all away?” she sounds angry at this point.

“No, it’s jus- I can’t leave him, Ivy..” she’s sobs for the hundredth time.

“Yes, you can. you know you can. stop thinking about how you can’t live without him-”

“No, Ivy, I really can’t leave him..”

“why not?!”

“because I can’t!”

“but WHY?”


Harley begins crying harder. Ivy is just shocked.

“W-why didn’t you tell me?” Ivy says with her voice breaking.

“I-I’m sorry, I s-should go, before Mr.-”

“Before Mr. J finds out where you are and beats the living daylights out of you?” Ivy coldly says.

“H-he’s not like that anymore, Ivy! I swear..” she sobs harder each time. she knew she was lying to Ivy and to herself.

“I should really go, i overstayed my welcome.” she says getting up. Ivy softly grabs her wrist.

“I can help you.” she says wiping her tears away.

“I can help you take care of her and I’ll help you with anything, and everything will be fine.” Ivy says, assuming their daughter is a baby.

“Ivy.. she needs her daddy. as much as Mr. J hates to admit it, he cares about her so much. I can’t just take her away from him.” she says. “She’s also old enough to understand what’s going on. she’s not a baby.”

“I’m sorry I wasn’t much help..” Ivy says shedding a tear.

Harley nods. “I should really go now. Thank you.” They hug once again.

Ivy walks her out and starts sobbing when Harley leaves.


Jaileen is still in her room, crying her eyes out. she’s screaming into her pillows. She hears the front door being opened and she assumes it’s Mr. J or Frost. She was wrong.

“Honey?” Harley says behind the door, knocking.

“Mom?” her eyes light up.

she walks in and hugs J.

“what the hell, mom? I was worried sick! I thought Mr. J had done something to you. I’m so glad you’re okay.” she says hugging her super tight.

“I’m sorry, love, I just needed to get away from Mr. J-”

“what? you didn’t think I wanted to get away?” J replies with anger.

“Did he point a gun at you? call you a whore? choke you? Was it the hundredth time he’s done it? No, right?” she snapped.

“I-I’m sorry, mom… this was all my fault..” she says looking at the floor.

“hey, no, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to snap. I shouldn’t have made it worse by leaving.” she says, holding J’s chin so she’s looking at her.

she kisses her on the forehead.

“how lovely.. seeing my two favorite girls getting along..”

they turn their heads to the door only to find Mr. J standing in the doorway.

“Where were you, Harls? had our baby worried sick.. and blaming it on me.” he grins, approaching Harley.

“Mr. J, leave her alone. she went for a walk. she needed to clear her head after dealing with you. unless she needs your permission to do that as well.” J snaps.

Mr. J’s grin disappears.

“Jaileen, you better work on that attitude of yours or else-”

“or else what? you gonna kill me? huh, Mr. J? do it! see if I care! I won’t beg for my life once! I’d rather be dead than live another second to deal with you.” she snaps once again.

“I’m not going to tell you again.” he replies, raising his voice after each word.

“J, stop..” Harley whispers.

“what? are you seriously defending him? look at the damaged he’s caused. he can’t do anything right with his family. he doesn’t care. he never did! he just uses us to help him with his stupid plans that never end up going well-”


Jaileen hits the floor.

“I said, stop with the fucking attitude or I’ll fucking hurt ya.” he growls.

“Mr. J!” Harley cried and ran to J, to make sure she was okay.

J doesn’t cry. instead she gets up, takes her gun out that had ’Daddy’s Lil Girl’ engraved on it and tried to shoot him but someone beats her to it.

Gunshot. Right in the chest.

Joker screams in agony.

Harley’s eye widen. She runs to him.

“J! what did you do?!” she screams.

“I-I didn’t do anything, I di-didn’t even mean t-to pull the trigger.” she says with her voice breaking.

A man laughs in the hallway. It was the man in the club. Jaileen points her gun in his direction and starts shooting but the man runs away causing her to miss.


she follows him but by the time she’s outside, he’s already in his car driving away.

she runs back upstairs only to see Harley screaming and crying for Frost. Joker was still screaming in pain which turned into his usual maniacal laugh. Pretty soon, he started feeling drowsy.

“Mr. J, stay awake, please. FROST!” she cried. “Get the doctor on the phone, NOW!”

Frost calls their personal doctor and he was on his way.

Harley tried to stop the blood from leaving his body by putting her hand over his wound.

“Frost, Jaileen, help me get him to our bed.” she demanded.

They both help her but as soon as he lays on the bed, he passes out.

“Mr. J? MR. J?!” she says, shaking him, trying to wake him up.


Frost phones the doctor again and to his surprise, he was just around the corner.

The doctor arrives and heals the Joker. when he’s done, he lets Harley and J know that he’s okay, he just lost a lot of blood. Now they have to wait for him to wake up. Jaileen was filled with rage; so was her mother. She wanted to find the guy. kill him. But Harley suggested she wait until Mr. J woke up.


2 weeks later…

Mr. J still hasn’t woken up. He’s been lying in bed for two weeks now. Jaileen is eager to find the man and kill him. Her mother couldn’t know though. She discreetly told all of Mr. J’s henchmen to search for him without letting her mother know.

One evening, Harley had to go deal with one of Mr. J’s business men. She told Jaileen to keep an eye on Mr. J to make sure he was breathing properly. She said she’d be back in a couple of hours.

Jaileen thought this would be the perfect opportunity for her to hunt the man down and kill him. but Mr, J’s henchmen haven’t found him yet. or so she thought. Frost walks into her room to tell her the news.

“We found him.”

she smirks. “Thanks, Frosty.” she says, placing a kiss on his cheek.

she starts getting ready. she put on her usual purple and black outfit, which looked a lot like Harley’s Arkham City outfit. styled her dark, green hair. went dark and heavy on the makeup. she loads her gun and has three of Mr. J’s biggest henchmen go with her. she was ready.

“Frosty, keep an eye on Mr. J please. if my mother asks where I am, tell her I’m dealing with some business as well.”

Frost nods in agreement. she’s out the door.

She arrives to where they had him. He was knocked out, tied to a chair.
She slaps him, causing him to wake up.

“Wake the fuck up, you piece of shit!”

He groans.

“where am I? what am I doing here?” he asks, tired.

she sits on his lap, face to face.

“well, darling, you’re here for a treat.” she says, patting his face.

“oh, really?” he blushes.

J giggles. “yeah..” she then pulls out her gun.

“who the fuck are you and why did you shoot my father?” she asks, pointing the gun to his temple.

He panics.

“I-I’m Dean, ju-just a guy he was working w-with, doll-face, I-”

she gets up from his lap.

“DON’T call me doll-face!” she says shooting his chest. almost the same spot Mr. J got shot in.

Dean screams in pain.

“I’m not gonna ask you again..” she says, pointing the gun to his leg, ready to shoot it.

“I shot him because he knew what I was trying to do.” he stammers and groans.

“how the fuck did you get into our house?” she asked.

“I picked your lock. I wanted to kill him.” he says between groans.

she forced a chuckle.

“you IDIOT! you know, he’s lying in bed right now, basically in a coma. He hasn’t woken up in TWO WEEKS!” she says, shooting his leg. he screams again.

“he’s going to make it though, I know it, he can’t be killed.” she says with her voice breaking.

“then why are you doing this to me?” he shouts.

“because..” she says, as she reloads her gun.

“no one.” gunshot. “shoots” gunshot. “my” gunshot. “daddy” gunshot. “but” gunshot. “me.”

at this point, he was crying his eyes out.

she didn’t want to kill him yet, only suffer so she shot his legs and stomach, everywhere.

“got it?” she says pointing the gun to his forehead.

“yes!” he screams.

“good.” she says, shooting him clean in the head.

She calls the car around, leaving Dean’s corpse behind. she was proud of herself. she couldn’t wait to tell her dad.

she arrived to the house. lucky for her, Harley wasn’t home yet.

She sat by Mr. J’s bed. she’s just watching him. she shed a tear.

“I’m so sorry..” she whispers. “I didn’t mean anything that I said, I love you so much.”

she starts sobbing. she then gets on her knees and grabs Mr. J’s hand.

“please wake up. mom and I miss you..” she says, digging her head into the bed.

she then feels Mr. J squeeze her hand.

she lifts her head up, only to see her father has his eyes open.

“Mr. J!” she goes in for a hug.

“Jesus, Jaileen, I need space.” he wheezes.

she smiles. she missed his grumpy ass.

“I’m so happy you’re awake. I’ve missed you. Mom, too.” she says, shedding a tear. “I thought you weren’t going to make it. I really am sorry for what I said to you. I-”

“aww, pumpkin, don’t cry..” he says, putting his smile tattoo over her mouth. “ahh, that’s better.” he says, very low. she smiles.

“Where’s Harley?” he says, looking around the room.

“she went to go take care of some business for you, at the club. she’ll be back soon.” she says, hoping it won’t upset him.

he grins and laughs.

“oh, that Harley.. I don’t deserve her…”

she looks at him confused.

“nah, this is the drugs talking, of course I deserve her, we were made for each other..” he’s slurring like he’s drunk.

“so, um, I killed and semi tortured the guy that shot you.” she says, looking down at the floor.

Mr. J snaps his head towards her. he grins and laughs once again.

“Oh, my darling, I’m so proud.” he says, hugging her.

she squeals and hugs him back.

“I love you, dad..” she says, in the middle of the hug.

he pulls back.

“yeah..” he mutters.

she looks at him and smiles. she knows deep down, inside his twisted soul, he loves her too.


Tubalcain: The following is a fan based parody, puta. Hellsing Ultimate is owned by Kouta Hirano and Studio Madhouse and licensed by Geneon, Madman Entertainment, Manga Entertainment, and Funimation. Vá lamber o cu da sua mãe. It means go suck your mother’s cu-

[Scene changes to show Integra talking on the phone with Alucard]

Alucard: Say it!

Integra: Fuck you.

Alucard: After you say it!

Integra: You’re really going to force me on this?

Alucard: I’m at half mast! I need to hear this!

Integra: FINE! YOU WERE RIGHT!!!!!!!

[Alucard makes a groan of extreme pleasure]

Integra: JUMP UP YOUR OWN ASS AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [slams down the phone]

[Scene change to Alucard in the safehouse]

Alucard: Ahhhhh! Houston, we have no problems.

[Anderson kicks in the door. Pip and Seras gasp.]

Alucard: Okay, dude, I just- I just finished, I'mma need like five minutes over here to recharge.

[Anderson punches Alucard in the face]

Alucard: Never mind, we’re back in business!

[Alucard draws his guns and Anderson draws his bayonets. Seras swings the Harkonnen at Anderson.]

Seras: I’ve got him!

[Anderson throws a bayonet and pins an official notice to the wall right next to Seras’ head, causing her to become jittery and slump to the ground]

Seras: OH!

Alucard: Oh great, and now she’s triggered. Could be all day with it.

[Seras mumbles incomprehensibly]

Anderson: The good Lord has handed down a blessing to you filthy heathens as a sign of good will. A small private Vatican jet. [picks his broken glasses up off the floor] Now, if you would be so very Christian-like to ship your sorry pale ass out?! And take your trigger happy harlot with ya! [Seras is still traumatized on the ground] And the woman!

Pip: Don quoi?

Alucard: Man, I don’t know what I find funnier, the Catholic Church strong-arming you into helping us, or the fact that you obviously haven’t seen what I did to the statue of Big J!

[Scene change to show the private jet flying past the statue of Christ the Redeemer, which now has a banner tied across it which reads “420YOLOSWAG4JESUS”]


[Intro plays]

[Scene change to show the city of London, then a meeting between the Hellsing Organization and Iscariot in the Queen’s palace]

[Enrico and Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan (Who is also Italian) are examining photographs]

Father: The banner won’t-a come-a down. I think it’s a constrictor knot.

[We hear Alucard’s muffled voice outside the door to the room]

Alucard: What- What do you mean you forgot the song? Okay, screw, screw it, no screw it, screw it! Just- Just take my phone and hit random. No, just hit random. Okay, three, two…

[Door bursts open, and Alucard makes a dynamic entrance with the chorus to the song “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks. Everyone in the meeting looks shocked or appalled]

Alucard: Yeah, okay, turn it off, turn it off. It didn’t work. It did not work.

Integra: Following your example.

Alucard: Ooh, catty. [sees the Queen] Oh, shit, is that Betty?

[Two guards try to block him from reaching her]

Guard: Excuse me sir, you’re going to have to- [gets tossed aside by Alucard]

Alucard: Get out of my way!

Queen: Well, well, well. If it isn’t Allie.

[Alucard kneels in front of her. She grasps his face in her hands]

Queen: Your skin is still as smooth as the day I felt it on my own.

Alucard: You know it. Reminds me of when I’d keep your bed warm during the blitz.

Queen: Those were better days. I was younger, beautiful…

Alucard: Oh shut up you old hag, I’d still wreck you like Diana.

Queen: Hahahahaha! Oh you know exactly what to say to moisten me up.

Penwood: (Offscreen) Rah, I can never have sex again!

Integra: Alucard, if you please.

[Alucard stands up and faces the meeting]

Alucard: You’re right. Enough focusing on the past. Instead, let’s focus on the past! [We see flashbacks to his and Walter’s battles with the Nazis] Back in World War II, Walter and I were part of a top-secret government operation called “Operation: Kraut Control”. Walter was fifteen, and I’m pretty sure if I’m remembering correctly, that I was a girl.

Reggie: Wait a second, but that implies that the Queen-

Alucard: INTERRUPT MY STORY AGAIN, REGGIE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS! [More flashbacks] But yeah, we were under orders to stick it sideways to a group of Nazi scientist whackjobs interested in creating a vampire army. And did we!

Integra: Seems you missed a spot.

Alucard: Are you- are you gonna do this right now? In front of everybody?

Integra: The point is, enough members have survived and are planning on finishing their mission. They’ve established a base in Brazil and are using the name-

Schrodinger: Millennium.

[Integra and Enrico gasp. Heinkel and Pip pull their guns out.]

Schrodinger: Warten Sie! How you say, “do not shoot ze messenger.”

Alucard: Ah, the return of the why boner. With a vengeance.

Integra: How did he get in here?

Walter: We had over a dozen guards.

Alucard: Those were ours? I mean- Oh my God, how did he get through the guards?!

[Schrodinger sets up a portable TV]

Schrodinger: My commanding officer, ze Major, would like to personally introduce himself, along with our vonderful organization.

[Schrodinger presses a button on the remote, but the TV doesn’t come on.]

Schrodinger: What?! Uh- Ah-

The Major: Schrodinger?

Schrodinger: It’s not working Major!

The Major: Did you click “TV” zen “Power”?

Schrodinger: Oh wait, I’m on Video 2.

The Major: Nein, Video 1.

Schrodinger: Got it!

[TV finally comes on showing the Major]

The Major: Hello!

Alucard: Hahahahahaha, Ahahahahahaha! He’s still so fucking fat! He’s like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!

The Major: Ah, if it isn’t ze memorable Alucard. His provider, Sir Integra, ze bean counters, und of course, very interesting to see by the way, the Vatican. How does it feel to vork with your sworn enemies, Father Maxwell?

Enrico: Not as painful as your obnoxious voice.

The Major: Ah, come on, we used to be friends with ze Vatican! Remember how you aided us in our escape from Germany?

[People at the meeting gasp, and Enrico looks mortified.]

The Major: Oh oh, I guess vhey weren’t supposed to know that.

Integra: So, that’s how you knew about them.

Enrico: (Sigh) Yes.

The Major: I’m sure you’re chomping at the bit to find out vhat ve have in store for you, nein?

Integra: Nazi army.

The Major: …wow, just, kill all the fun! Put the fun in camps, vhy don’t you?!

Alucard: Yeah, you Fun-Nazi.


The Major: Remind me if it seems a little too American for you, but at some time, some place, something vill attack you. Maybe. Probably. (singsong) Could be happening right noooooooooowwwwwwwwww!

Alucard: Fingers crossed!

The Major: But rest assured this is no simple incursion…

[Focus shifts to Schrodinger and Seras as the Major keeps talking in the background. Schrodinger takes note of Seras.]

Schrodinger: Fraulein! Fraulein! Fraulein! HEY FRAULEIN!

Seras: Oi.

Schrodinger: Ve would make beautiful children. [Seras is shocked/creeped out]

[Alucard blows Schrodinger’s head off]

Alucard: Was that boy/girl bugging you?

The Major: Und like that, the war begins!

Alucard: Whoops! Did I just accidentally a war?!

Integra: Police Girl!

[Seras blows up the TV showing the Major]

Seras: (Thinking to herself) Huh. They would’ve looked rather nice actually.

Integra: Alright now, Alucard, clean that u- (sees that Schrodinger’s body and all the blood has completely vanished) uh- oh.

Alucard: Oh wow! Looks like he was self-cleaning. And/or magical.

Queen: Integra? Alucard?

Alucard: Yes, sugarlips?

Queen: When you find him, and when you kill him, I want you to record it, so I can fall asleep to it every night.


Enrico: (Offended) HEY!

Alucard: Oh shut up.

[Scene change to The Major, The Doctor, and The Captain walking down a hallway aboard the Zeppelin]

The Doctor: Well, Major, I think that went vell.

The Major: You think it went vell?! Herr Doctor, I was there, und much like our former boss- [we briefly see a clip of the old SS colonel being torn apart by the Major’s vampire soldiers] -I killed it.

[They arrive at the bridge, where Schrodinger is sitting in the Major’s command chair.]

Schrodinger: Let us hope ze Major does not end up ze same! We do not have the freezer space to store all ze incidental leftovers!

The Major: Ah, Doctor, usually it is a faux pas to give a pet as ze gift, but I love him!

The Doctor: Major, I am so sorry for his disrespectful disposition!

The Major: Ah, don’t vorry. I much enjoy some playful cattiness in my staff. Nonetheless, it is time for phase two of our operation. Our fraulein’s excursion to ze English Channel.

[Scene change to show a Nazi helicopter moving to land on the deck of an English aircraft carrier. We see the ship’s control room.]

Radar Operator: Sir, there’s an inbound helicopter trying to land.

Ship’s Captain: That seems odd. Commander Violet, do you know-

[Commander Violet is shown to be a vampire]

Ship’s Captain: OH GOD, THAT’S WHY YOU’RE PURPLE!!!!

[Crew gets killed.]

[The helicopter lands, and Rip Van Winkle steps out.]

Rip: This is my favorite kind of ship: Running with blood und semen.

Violet: What?!

Rip: It’s the Game!

Violet: What game?!

Rip: You lose! LOL, I’m so random!

Violet: Uh, so, the ship is now under your command, Miss Rip Van Winkle.

Rip: Ah, danke schoen, Captain! Tell me, how did it feel slaughtering your kinsmen, turning them into Ghouls, betraying your family und country, all for the selfish desire to become an immortal vampire?

Violet: Wow, uh, when you put it like that I feel like kind of a cunt.

Rip: Oh, but you know what might make you feel better, Captain?

Violet: Uh, what’s that?

[Rip levels her musket at the sailors, who gasp.]

Rip: Checking your privilege. [Opens fire]

[Scene change to the Hellsing mansion]

Alucard: Walter, if I may confide in you…

Walter: I temper my sense of decency in expectation.

Alucard: I am positively throbbing over these guys returning.

Walter: Well, if it lasts for more than four hours…

Alucard: Walter, do you know what my top three favorite things I’ve killed are? Third is the Turks. Second is Nazis. Can you guess the first?

Walter: Your father?

Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

[Scene change to Anderson talking with Enrico on the phone while confronting a group of Millennium soldiers.]

Anderson: I see! Now it’s open season for these heathen swine!

Enrico: Alexander, while I mirror your fervor to lay steel upon the soulless jowls of the English Church, we have a much bigger foe knocking at our door.

Anderson: They knock at the door of Hellsing, and as the wolf huffs and puffs, we shall skewer these pigs ourselves.

Enrico: I do not know the metaphor on which you draw, but regardless, we must set aside the quarrels of our houses and unite under the banner of God.

Anderson: Ah, I see! So this… is a CRUSADE!

Enrico: No, nonononono! We don’t say that anymore, we’re calling it… ah, damn, what do the American cows say?

Anderson: Peacekeeping?

Enrico: Right! Now, shall we… keep the peace?

Millennium Soldiers: FOR MILLENNIUM!

[They open fire on Anderson, who quickly dispatches them.]

Anderson: Only until it’s time to slide in the knife!

[Scene change to a meeting between Integra and Sir Penwood in the London war room]

Penwood: We lost communication with the vessel eighteen hours ago. Currently, it’s resting in the Atlantic 300 kilometers of the coast of Corning.

Integra: Have you acquired visual via satellite?

Aide: Yes, and they’ve left a rather cryptic message that we’ve yet to make any sense of.

[We see Integra looking at a photograph of the ship’s deck with the phrase “THE CAKE IS A LIE” scrawled on the deck in blood.]

Integra: I- I don’t get this. I don’t get it.

Penwood: None of us know what it means either.

Integra: Is it a reference or something?

Aide: Of course, there was one other shot we had—

[We see a photograph of a yellow umbrella in the middle of the phrase on the deck.]

Aide: —which looks to be someone sitting in the middle with a yellow parasol. Seems a tad random if you ask me.

[Quick cut to Rip on the deck holding a yellow parasol and her musket]

Rip: Rainbow, tacos, Doctor Who, Homestuck!

[Cut back to the war meeting.]

Integra: This person looks like they’re begging for attention.

Penwood: And they’re about to get it! The Special Air Service has deployed two platoons via helicopter. They’ll have visual any moment now.

[There is a long pause.]

Walter: Ma'am?

Integra: Wait for it…

[Another brief pause.]

Radar Operator: We’ve lost both helis! [The assembled officers gasp] And that was Portal, by the way. That’s Portal. That’s… what it’s from.

[Sir Penwood is visibly shaking by now]

Penwood: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

Integra: Well, this has been fun. Always nice playing audience to this menagerie you call a military. Since it seems like you’ve got this one on lockdown, I’ll leave you to it.

[Integra gets up and turns to leave.]

Penwood: Whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Based on new information that has been presented to us, uh, we’ve decided we require the Hellsing Organization and their services.

Integra: You know, it’s amazing how much time and people we could save if you’d just ask us in the first place. [She turns to leave] Walter?

[Walter chuckles and follows her out.]

[Scene change to a hallway with Walter and Integra walking down it.]

Walter: We’re talking a hefty game, Sir Integra. Three hundred kilometers into the Atlantic and they seem to be able to annihilate anything we send at them.

Integra: Well, we can’t send a submarine, it could be a depth charge showcase down there.

Walter: Can’t go at it from the sides, can’t go at it from below.

Integra: So our only option is to hit that son of a bitch from above.

Walter: Well, we do have one option. However, it was decommissioned in 1998.

[Alucard enters the scene.]

Alucard: The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of 85,000 feet.

Integra: You sure do seem to know a lot about it.


[Scene change to show Rip Van Winkle dancing and singing the song “Never Gonna Give You Up” (aka the Rick Roll) by Rick Astley.]

Rip: A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of. You would’t get this from any other guy.

[Cut to the bridge.]

Nazi Officer 1: The hell is she singing now?

Nazi Officer 2: I have no idea, I think it was popular a couple years back.

Nazi Officer 3: At least she is no longer on about the ponies, and the friendship, and the wrapping up of winter.

[During this, Rip sings the lines I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling, Gotta make you understand in the background.]

[Cut back to Rip singing.]

Rip: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

[She suddenly collapses and trembles in fear.]


[The bridge officers are unaware of what is actually happening.]

Nazi Officer 2: Uh, mein fraulein Van Winkle, the- the song was nice, so you don’t need to-


[We see Alucard flying in with the SR-71 Blackbird as “Shoot to Thrill” by AC/DC starts to play.]

Nazi Officer 2: Focus your fire! We are going to tear that aircraft apart!

[Alucard grins in expectation. The Nazi gunners open fire, but cannot stop the Blackbird. Rip takes aim at it.]

Rip: Vhey say no man can kill you Alucard, that’s because you don’t use a man to do a woman’s job!

[Rip fires and destroys the Blackbird, but Alucard releases his Level One restraint and continues to dive towards the deck.]

Rip: WHAT?!

[Alucard and the Blackbird’s wreckage impact on the ship’s deck, setting it ablaze. We see one Nazi set on fire screaming and subsequently crushed by debris. We then see Alucard rising from the wreckage completely unharmed.]

[Rip is terrified at this point.]

Alucard: So… nice ship you got here.

[Rip pulls herself together and levels her musket at Alucard. A remix of “In the Hall of the Mountain King” from “The Social Network” soundtrack starts to play.]

Rip: I am Rip Van Winkle, und I command your respect!

Alucard: No, you demand my attention.

[Rip fires on Alucard.]

Alucard: Ow! Ooh!

Rip: I don’t have to take this from you! You racist, cisgendered, patriarch-propagating, misogynistic pig! [Rip then gasps as Alucard catches a bullet with his teeth and crushes it.]

Alucard: The funny thing is, in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40s, I hate everyone equally, and there’s no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference. So in other words, Miss Van Winkle- (punches Rip in the face) -CH-CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!

[Alucard grabs Rip’s musket and begins shoving it through her chest.]

Rip: Vait- Vhat are you-?!

Alucard: Oh? Haven’t you heard the new sensation sweeping the nation? Bitches love cannons.

[Rip screams as Alucard fully impales her on her musket, killing her.]

[Scene change to the Major addressing the troops on board the zeppelin.]

The Major: Gentlemen. Operation Bait Van Winkle is a rezounding success. Alucard is now exactly where we need him to be so we can move forward with our little… “Surprise”. However, before ve begin our next phase, I would like to take some time to address a rumor floating around the fleet. Some of you have come to believe that I like var. I wish to dash these rumors! I do not like var. I. LOVE. VAR. Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of war. You get up in ze morning, you get into your shitty car, und you see a rich CEO who works half as hard as you do drive down ze street in his Porsche. “Class Var.” You make it to vork, und you find out that ze annual drug test is today. Und you just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife’s awful parents. “Drug Var.” But vhen, you find out that ze only ones being called in for testing are your black and Hispanic co-workers. “Race Var.” Then, you try und post about it on your Facebook, but zen all your friends start arguing about vhat’s right und what’s wrong. “Flame Var.” You finally get home, und you decide to relax by vatching a program about: “Who gets ze box?” “What’s in ze box?” “How much is vhat’s in ze box worth?” “Storage Vars.” (chuckles) What I am telling you, my Nazi army of one zhousand vampires, is that I am a purveyor of war. And with your help over ze years, ve are now at the precipice of our true goal. You see, I vant a simple var. No Class Vars, no Drug Vars, no Race Vars, no Flame Vars, and certainly, no Cold Vars! Blueballed for forty years. Vhat I vant is a var zhat only ve can bring. A true var! A German var! The sequel you’ve all been vaiting for! I! WANT! WORLD! WAR!! THREE!!!

[The Millennium Soldiers begin cheering.]

Millennium Soldiers: Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!

[We then see several characters including Anderson, Enrico, Seras, and Pip staring at the moon, which has turned blood red, an ominous sign of what is to come that night.]

[Then, we see Alucard on the ship. At the sight of the moon, he begins laughing maniacally.]

Alucard: I’d better not miss a damn thing.


—  Hellsing Ultimate Abridged 4
[FAN ACCOUNT] 140411 BTS Yeouido Fansign

Well ~ I guess I don’t have any other excuse not to write this now that I’m back in Singapore (((I seriously can’t believe my trip is over I was in Korea for sixteen days, guys, sixteen, yet it felt like six instead ㅠㅠㅠㅠ))) Anyway, back to where I was before I digressed - and just FYI I get distracted very easily so be warned - I’m going to write all about my virgin fansign experience in Korea! Huhu ~ ^^

The participation process was standard as like any other fansign, so I’ll just mention this briefly. A signup notice would usually be put up on both the group’s Daum fancafe as well as the participating music store’s website, where all the information on the event can be found. In my case for the 11th April BTS fansign in Yeouido, I had to purchase my album from the YP Books store in IFC mall (which was like, two subway stops away from where I was staying) between 7th to 10th April, and of all participants 150 would be chosen (each album purchased entitles you to one lucky draw chance so really, it is easier to beat the odds the more albums you purchase. Around 2000 albums were purchased at the store within the three days; Between my friends I bought five, a friend two, and the other just one, and I was the only one who got picked) and the winners list released on the YP Books website. Now, all that’s left to do is to turn up for the fansign at the stipulated time and location, exchange your confirmation number for a queue ticket, and you’re good to go!

On the day of the event I’d arrived at IFC mall at 7.00PM and headed for the South Atrium, thinking that I would be early but not too early and that I’d probably be able to snag a good seat for the fansign. But wouldn’t you know it, the place was completely void of fan girls and smack in the middle of the open space was some convention going on and mascots waving to a sparse, disinterested audience. It was just… weird. I went up to the concierge desk to clarify if there really was a fansign being held at this location, to which I was told confidently that yes there was, later on at night. Then I went to double check the details on BTS’ Daum fancafe and lo and behold, the location had been changed to the North Atrium as effect of 8th April. Partially my fault for not checking the fancafe regularly for updates but damn office lady lied to me. First dumb thing of the night -.-

I power-walked my way over to the correct venue that was definitely right because the middle portion of the space had already been cordoned off and I could see foldable chairs being lined up in rows as I approached. Not to mention the hordes of fangirls and daepo unnies armed and ready with their plastic stools (some even brought ladders. Super legit.) and huge ass cameras surrounding the area. I continued to loiter around and watch in fascination as the mall staff put up a giant BTS banner and continue to set up everything. It wasn’t until a mere fifteen minutes before the start of the fansign when I finally realised some of the fans in the crowd were holding laminated cards in their hands. That I didn’t have. Because I completely forgot about exchanging my confirmation number beforehand. Second dumb thing of the night -.- So I rushed back up to the 2nd floor to the bookstore to get my queue number and I ended up being #133 out of 150 people, in the second last row. My seat was so far away that I literally couldn’t see anything throughout the whole event because of the sea of camera tripods and human heads in front of me, not to mention the boys were seated down as well. I was only able to catch glimpses of BTS when I stood up and I am 1.65m and by no means short, so I hope you get an idea of how terrible my spot was. I can’t even blame anyone else but me ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

At 8.30pm sharp the boys arrived (they couldn’t be late anyway because of the Sukira schedule they had later on) and from the moment they did their greetings IT. WAS. CHAOS. Fans were screaming everywhere and a handful of girls, because they couldn’t snag a good spot to watch the event, decided it would be a brilliant idea to continuously ride the escalator right next to the open space and scream their oppas’ names as they came down from the floor above. Many of them were still in school uniform and some were even young enough to call Jimin, V and Jung Kook ‘oppa’. Horrors. It didn’t help that seat #133 was right next to the escalator so every single screech they made went straight to my eardrums X.X Thinking back about it now, I really don’t know how I managed to maintain my sanity for the whole two hours @.@ Because of my incompetence I didn’t really keep track of what the boys were doing for most part, only standing up occasionally to take a peek whenever I hear squeals (which turned out to be Jung Kook wearing the super adorable and cutesy headbands fans gave him. He looked absolutely adorable, like really he could’ve told me to shoot the president of South Korea and I would because no one can resist that face of his) but most of the time I was conversing with the Thai girl who sat beside me. Our biases were Rap Mon (mine) and Suga (hers) who so happened to sit next to each other so we began lamenting how we can’t see either of them because of the super tall tripod smack in front of us. Oh well, at least I made a new friend that day XD

After a 1.5-hour wait, it was finally my turn and the staff moved us to the front to queue by the right side AND I WAS THE FIRST IN LINE due to the way my row was called. I swear to God I was on the verge of a mental breakdown then and I kept asking the Thai girl if I could swop places with her because that was how nervous I really was (DON’T JUDGE OKAY IT’S MY FIRST FANSIGN). Oh, did I mention that my three friends were positioned at various places around the mall? Our Whatsapp conversation then was absolutely epic because they were reporting statuses and checking up on different locations to find the best spot to “catch me in action”. I had one friend on the second floor to capture a bird’s eye view, another on the right diagonally behind Suga (he was first that day) and the last running around the area to look for a better spot. If I hadn’t been on the verge of peeing my pants then I would’ve laughed but nup, scumbag brain didn’t feel like it -.-

Lineup for the day went like: Suga >>> Rap Monster >>> J-Hope >>> Jimin >>> V >>> Jin >>> Jung Kook moving from right to left.

I went up to Suga first; perhaps it was because that I said Hi to him in English, or the fact that I am really very tan, but he immediately asked me where I was from as he signed my album.

And I don’t know why but from the moment I knelt down till I moved on to the next member, the only glaring thought that kept running through my head was “Wow I can see his pores.” Feel free to bash me now LOL I don’t know why but that really was what caught my attention OTL Oh, and also that he was really good-looking up close, especially when he wasn’t grinning wide since he looks really cute and impish when he does XD

Our conversation went like:

Suga: Hello ~

Me: (English) Hi!

Suga: (English) Hi ~ Where are you from?

Me: Singapore!

Suga: Ah, is that so? 

Then he proceeded to read the post-it that I stuck on the page.

I’d asked him to write a poem with the initials of my name spelled in Korean, and because my question was written in English (blame le terrible Korean skills) he actually read the whole thing out in English too and his pronunciation was surprisingly really accurate and his accent super cute ^^

What he answered though, made me want to A) puke rainbows followed by what I ate for dinner, B) whack him on the head, and C) roll my eyes repeatedly.


Q. Write a poem using my name please!

[A/N: My name’s Wye Syn, pronounced Wa-Ee-Sin]

Suga: 이신는 (Wye Syn is)

쁘고(pretty and)

기해 (interesting)

Why thank you, Suga, how nice of you. 

Me: You’re lying!

Suga: Really! Singapore girls are all pretty!

Me: A-ing ~ *cough*because I really can’t take a compliment*cough* You have to come to Singapore, okay?

Suga: Okay ~

Me: Promise!

Suga: Yeah, promise!

And we hooked pinkies afterwards before I moved on *dies of happiness*

Rap Mon and I spoke in English the entire time (like duh), and I think he overheard my conversation with Suga or something because he said hi to me in English the moment I knelt down in front of him *shrugs* He needs to speak louder though, because low voice + screaming fangirls all around us + head bowed while signing album = I could barely hear what he was saying. But hey, at least I caught the gist of it ^^v

Rap Mon: Hi!

Me: Hi!

Rap Mon: Where are you from?

Me: Singapore!

Rap Mon: Really? *pauses to look at how to spell my name (he ended up spelling it wrongly anyway who is Wye Shin excuse you) You know, I realised that people from Singapore speak really good English. Why is that so?

Me: Oh, *thinks of how to summarise Singapore’s bilingual education system within 20 seconds* it’s just that everyone speaks English a lot, like, we were brought up using that language. All our classes at school are taught in English.

Rap Mon: Oh wow, really? Cool!

And he sounded genuinely fascinated, probably because a part of him miiiiight wish to have been brought up in an English-speaking environment, seeing as how he picked up the whole language by himself.

For Rap Mon I decided to ask a typical fangirl question which now, thinking back on it, is really rather embarrassing oh dear God why did I choose to do that X.X

Q. If you had just one day (y’know, since BTS was promoting that song at that time) to spend with me, where would you bring me and what would you like to do?

Rap Mon: (We were running out of time by then, and because it probably would take him sometime to process his thoughts and write them out in English, he decided to tell me everything while looking directly in my eyes. Oh yes, I am such a lucky bitch.) Let’s go to Japan, Hong Kong, we can go sightseeing, and let’s go shopping.

I melted into a puddle of Wye Syn-shaped goo #^u^#

We high-fived on it then I moved on to J-Hope.

To be very honest, my impression of him had never been the best because his on-screen personality was so loud and I just found that kind of annoying (I’M SORRY NARA), but everything changed after meeting him because he was just so nice and friendly and funny in real life hehheh >u<|||

He was the only member who wrote my name out in Korean too, which I thought was kind of cute XD

J-Hope: Hi!

Me: Hi, I’m from overseas!

J-Hope: Really? Where are you from?

Me: Singapore!

J-Hope: Ah, Singapore? We have to go there ~

All this while he was actually signing my album and reading my post-it (I’d asked him to write a note for my friend Nara) and underlining what I wrote and listening to me and replying to what I said. Like wow, talk about multitasking. J-Hope really takes the cake man, I was just absolutely amazed.

(Don’t laugh at my Korean! I know my grammar is terrible OTL)

He ended up writing “Nara~♥ I love you!♥”, typical idol answer but hey it works, seeing how happy it made Nara LOLOL

And of course, I had to prepare my own question as well

Q. What would you like to say to me the most?

Unfortunately, he wasn’t as sweet and nice to me.

J-Hope: We have to go to Singapore!

No love for me, eh? But I made him pinkie promise on it and GUESS WHAT, Hope Tree (his fansite) CAUGHT A PICTURE OF IT.

SEE THAT. THAT’S MY HAND RIGHT THERE, IMMORTALISED WITH J-HOPE’S. *flips hair* My hand is famous now, guys.

Next, Jimin was exactly like how I’d expected him to be, cute and bubbly, but he was definitely a lot more toned down from his on-screen persona. Or maybe it was just because of me. I tend to have an intimidating effect on people.

We actually didn’t have much to talk about, because we’d spent the first half of the time searching for his page because the marker I used for him got bent in somehow along the way. After passing him my album I’d actually spaced out (TBH I was thinking about how much Jimin looked like a potato. I’m sorry.) for a few seconds and I only snapped out of it when he went, ‘Where is my name?’ while flipping through the album. He’d actually sounded sad too and I panicked too, thinking, ‘Oh crap, he’s going to think I left him out on purpose, isn’t he?’ and the both of us were just scrambling to find his page XD

Q. Which girl group do you like the most these days?

I don’t know why, but somehow Jimin misread my question and thought I was asking which member likes girl groups the most these days, because he’d answered ‘J-Hope’. And I’m pretty sure it isn’t my Korean this time, no matter how bad it is. I challenge any Korean speaker to defy this.

Me: Are you serious? J-Hope?

Jimin: Yeah! He’s really good!

Me: *still sceptical* Is he the best?

Jimin: Yeah!

Jimin was really super cute; he reached over to pat J-Hope on the arm as he answered me, hoping to elicit some sort of response from the elder, but J-Hope merely turned his head slightly for a split second before looking away again. Poor Jimin got ignored TROLOLOL

And if I thought my communication skills with Jimin was bad, my interaction with V was on a whole new level because our frequencies did not match at all, not even once.

I’d asked him to write a note for my friend Stella who didn’t get into the fansign, and after some contemplation V wrote down, “I miss you”, or literally, “I want to see/meet you.”

Then he saw Stella’s name and went, “Stella?”

Me: Yeah, could you write it down (on the post it) too?

V: *after a short pause* Stella?

Me: Yeah.

V: Stella.

I blinked.

V: (English) Okay, bye!

And he waved (albeit) cutely. It was so sad yet so pathetically funny at the same time I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry or do both OTL I was completely weirded out, but at the same time I wanted to pat him and put him in my pocket for weirding me out so adorably. Tae Hyung ah why you like this ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Jin too, was another one that left a deep impression. At first we were rather quiet because I really didn’t know what to say to him and I think he felt the hesitation too, so he was just quietly signing my album as I watched him doing so LOL But then, we got to my post-it question.


Q. Of the following options, who do you think is the prettiest?

A) You (Jin); B) Me (Wye Syn); C) Member (____); D) Other (____)

Without hesitation, he ticked the first option. And there I thought idols were supposed to tell cheesy white lies in order to make fangirls happy OTL Guess Jin decided to take it like a real man and say it like it is *applies cold water to burn area*

Me: Is that so?

Jin: Yeah!

Then he browsed through all the options again… And he ticked C. While writing “Jin” in the blanks. Double blow to my already deflated ego ㅠㅠㅠㅠ Can I just curl up into a ball and cry now?

Jin: Don’t you agree?

Me: Haha yeah, I agree. You’re definitely the prettiest member.

And finally, to put the last nail in my fat coffin, he wrote “Jin” in the final option as well. You know, in case I didn’t catch his drift the first two times. Damn you.

Jin: It really is me. I’m the prettiest here.

Alright mister, now you’re really starting to get on my nerves. Yes Jin, I get it. You’re pretty. You’re the prettiest. Stop rubbing it in to my ugly face ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Me: Yeah, I definitely agree. You win.

By the time I got to Jung Kook, I was half itching to get everything over and done with because I was shaking like a leaf and actually feeling light-headed from seeing all these good-looking men up close LOL

Me: Jung Kook ah, hi! You’re so cute!

Jung Kook: Ah, thank you.

Completely soulless and unenthusiastic. He’s probably heard this 205631769508147 times from every single A.R.M.Y before me and at previous fansigns since debut so ~ Oh well. Here’s my “You’re cute!” to join the pile. He looked pretty tired too, having spent a full day at Music Bank and signed 130 albums before mine and still having another schedule afterwards and probably more dance practice till wee hours in the morning. And they’re preparing for a Japanese debut too, poor kiddo :’(


I’d asked him to write a note for my other friend Naomi who couldn’t get into the fansign too. Luckily he could comprehend me a lot better and wrote “Naomi” I tried prompting him to write “noona” too, but I guess our golden maknae doesn’t like being the youngest because he gave a face (for a split second which I saw) and wrote down “love~” instead and some incoherent scribbles at the bottom. Oh come on, Jung Cookie, I know you want to be seen as a manly man and all but I can still treat you like a man even if you call me ‘noona’~? /gets bricked/

Q. If you could play yaja time (age-reversal game) with your members, whose hyung would you like to be most and why?

Jung Kook: All of them, because I’m the youngest now.

Maknae on top, yeah ;)

Somehow, I ended up spacing out (again! >_<) and stared at the post-it for a few seconds before looking up and realising that Jung Kook already had his hand held up for a high-five and was kind of waiting there expectantly. Whoops.

After I gave him the long-awaited high-five I got up and went back to my seat. Only to realise on the walk back that I forgot to ask Jung Kook to call me ‘noona’. There goes my K-Pop bucket list. Well shit.

So yupp, that basically summarises (not really) my whole fansign experience ^^v

Please don’t quote me anywhere and always take out with credits!

Any questions you can contact me through Twitter: @qt_myung

Changes Ch.1 (JensenxReader)

Summary: You are Jared’s sister and was offered a part as a new character on Supernatural.

Pairing: JensenxReader

Words: 1,691

A/N: So I’m having writers block with my other story and I really wanted to write another JensenxReader series. I know there’s stories out there where Reader is Jared’s sister and I hope it doesn’t sound like I’m copying off of anyone else but I enjoy these types of stories so I decided to make it! With the help of @boredoutofmymindwriting to get me started! Hope you enjoy! :-) FYI: Didn’t know what to name this story so title may change!

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You were on your flight headed to Vancouver. Usually when you go to Vancouver you go to visit she usually goes to visit her brother Jared. This time it was because you had been called to star as a new character on Supernatural. You were excited to be working with your brother on the show. Jared didn’t know that you got the part he didn’t even know that you were up for the part. You decided to surprise him when you got there. The plane landed in Vancouver Airport and you grabbed your carry-on and headed into the airport to grab your bags. You called a taxi when you landed to make sure you had a way to Jared’s place when you left the airport. Jared had a place up in Vancouver for whenever they filmed and it was late when you got in so you decided to just head to Jared’s. You knocked on the door and Jared opened it his eyebrow’s raising as he was confused.

“Y/N?” He rubbed his eyes to make sure it wasn’t an illusion. “Is that you?”

“Of course it is big brother!” You smiled and he picked you up and gave you a tight hug.

“What are you doing here?!” He asked grinning. He put you down and you walked in with your bags shutting the door behind you. “You here to visit?” You walked into the living room and over to his couch and plopped down.

“Not exactly.” You smirked and he looked confused again. “You remember that new character coming in?” You asked still smirking hoping that he would get where she was going. Finally after a few minutes his eyes widened.

“You’re the new character?! That’s so great sis!” He smiled big.

“Yeah. I’m excited.” You stated. “So I hate to intrude but do you mind if I stay here with you while we film? I hate those cramped trailers.”

“Of course I don’t mind Y/N/N.” Jared smiled. “But as much as I love that your here I am exhausted. I’m going back to bed.”

“Right. I should probably be going to bed too. Gotta be to work at 6.” You stated getting up and grabbing your bags.

“Great. We’ll go to work together!” Jared said. “You remember where everything is?” You nodded. “You can stay in the room you usually do when you come here to visit.” You nodded and smiled. Jared took you in for another hug and kissed your forehead. “Goodnight Y/N.”

“Goodnight big brother.” You said smiling and you both walked up to your rooms to sleep. The next day you woke up before Jared and started some coffee and went searching in the cupboard for cereal. You groaned as you saw all the good cereal on the very top shelf. You weren’t very short but you weren’t tall either. You looked around for something to help you reach the cereal but found nothing. You heard footsteps and saw Jared walking into the kitchen.

“Why do you have to put everything on the top shelf you big moose?” You joked and he chuckled and walked over to you.

“What are you wanting? I’ll get it for you.”

“I want the raisin bran please.” You stated and he reached up and grabbed it for you. “Thank you.” He kissed the top of your head and you smiled.

“You’re welcome.” He replied and poured himself a cup of coffee and you opened the fridge to get the milk.

“Jesus Jared, when was the last time you went shopping? Your fridge is nearly empty.” You stated as you poured the cereal and milk into your bowl.

“Sorry. I usually eat out with J more than I cook.” You sighed.

“Well now that I’m here there will be less eating out.” He rolled his eyes.

“Yes my controlling healthy, little sister.” Jared said faking a smile and you couldn’t help but giggle at him. After you finished your breakfast you and Jared headed to set. You and Jared got out of the car and started to walk to your trailer you were about halfway to your trailer when you forgot your script.

“Oh shoot I left my script in the car.” You said turning around and Jared stopped you.

“Wait here, I’ll go grab it.” Jared insisted and you nodded and you pulled your phone out to text your parents that you met up with Jared and apologized about forgetting to text when you arrived in Vancouver last night. You heard footsteps figuring it was Jared and you looked up and saw that it wasn’t him. You saw Jensen who you hadn’t seen in a while. You admit you thought he was a pretty handsome guy but you swear he gets even more handsome every time you see him. You smiled at Jensen and waved.

“Hi! Are you here for the new character?” You nodded and smiled a little weirded out that Jensen didn’t hug or even say your name.

“Yep.” You smiled big. You saw Jared out of the corner of your eye and smiled.

“Look J-Rod! Did you meet our new character?!” Jensen asked grinning.

“Sure did.” Jared said smiling and stood next to you.

“This is…” Jensen pointed to you and you raised your eyebrow.”

“Y/N.” You smirked not using your last name as you realized he doesn’t recognize who you were so you decided to play along.

“I know J. This is my sister.” Jared said before busting up laughing. Jensen turned red with embarrassment.

“No way! It’s really you Y/N?” He said looking you up and down and you giggled and nodded. He threw his arms around you and gave you a squeeze and then let go and looked at you. “I can’t believe it! It’s been so long I didn’t even recognize you. “J-Rod never told me that Y/N was the new character!”

“I didn’t even know until she showed up on my doorstep last night.” Jared stated and then turned to you. “Wait. Does Gen know?”

“Yep. I told her when I found out.” You smiled.

“And she’s kept this from me?” Jared pouted.

“She did a damn good job.” Jensen stated and you both laughed.

“Well I would love to stay here and chat with you guys.” You grabbed your script from Jared. “But we have to get to work. Can’t be late on the first day. I’ll see you guys on set.” You kissed Jared’s cheek and hugged Jensen one more time and then headed to your trailer to get ready. After a day of filming you were exhausted. You were headed to the car to wait on Jared but Jensen and him were already in the car. You raised your eyebrow and got in the back seat since Jensen was already in the passenger’s seat. “What are you idiots doing?” You asked a little annoyed.

“We’re going out.” Jared stated. “It’s your first day and you finished with a bang. Plus we never got to celebrate you coming on board.” You sighed.

“Jared. I’m so exhausted I just want to go home and sleep.” You stated.

“But the night is young! Come on Y/N.” Jared stated.

“Please?” Jensen looked at you with his stunning emerald eyes.

“Fine.” You gave in. “But just a few drinks and then we go home.” You stated.

“I promise. Just a few drinks.” Jared stated and started the car driving to their favorite bar in town. You and Jensen found a booth to sit in as Jared walked over to the bar to get you 3 drinks.

“So you look good Y/N.” Jensen stated and you blushed lightly.


“Have you lost weight since I last saw you?” You nodded.

“Yeah, I went on a diet and I’ve been eating healthier.” You stated. He smiled.

“That’s great. Again, you look good.” He continued to smile and you smiled back. Jared sat down with your guys’ drinks. You took a sip of yours and smiled as you listen to Jared and Jensen joke around. Jared’s phone started ringing and he looked at it and smiled as he saw who was calling.

“Gen’s wants to Face Time.” He answered it smiling. “Hey beautiful.”

“Hi babe. Y/N texted me and said that she surprised you.” Jared smiled big and nodded and turned the phone to you and Jensen.

“Hi J, Y/N.” You and Jensen both smiled and waved. Jared turned the phone back to himself and Tom and Shep his 2 boys yelled for their daddy in the background. After a few minutes of the boys talking to Jared you poked your head in the camera.

“Aunt Y/N!” The boys shouted.

“Hi boys! Did mommy tell you that I’m working with your daddy?” The boys both nodded. “Exciting huh?” the boys both nodded again. After a few more minutes of everyone talking to each other on FaceTime they all said their goodbyes and hung up. “Man the boys are getting so big.”

“Yeah. You need to come by and see us more often.” Jared stated.

“Well now that I’m working with you guys and we have somewhat the same schedule that shouldn’t be a problem.” You said grinning. After about another hour at the bar you all decided to call it a night. You decided to drive since you only had one drink and the guys had a little more. You drove Jensen back to his place and told him you would pick him back up in the morning. You and Jared managed to get back to Jared’s place safely and you both said goodnight and you went straight to your room and crashed on your bed.


Jared laughing at Jensen trying to introduce you and Jared.

Jensen talking to you at the bar.

Heavenly Commentary: Prisoner of Azkaban
  • Lily: You're back. How's Padfoot?
  • James: ...He escaped.
  • Lily: I'm sorry, what?!
  • James: He escaped. Turned and slipped through the bars. Swam right off the island. Watched him do it.
  • Lily: Why?
  • James: Because he's innocent?
  • Lily: He's always been innocent. Why now?
  • James: How am I to know?
  • Lily: I thought you guys knew everything about each other?
  • James: We used to. But these days the conversation is a little one sided.
  • ***
  • James: Happy birthday son.
  • Lily: Happy birthday Harry. We love you so much. And we're so proud of you...
  • James: Shh it's ok...
  • ***
  • James: Oh crap. Marge is coming. I hate this woman.
  • Lily: We all do. But at least he'll go to Hogsmeade.
  • James: One way or another.
  • ***
  • Lily: ...What did this bitch just say about me?
  • ***
  • Lily: Bad blood?!? I'll fucking kill this bitch.
  • James: Evans calm d-
  • Lily: No one talks about my boy like that!
  • ***
  • Lily: Ha! Serves you right, you pathetic creature!
  • James: True but him walking around Surrey with his stuff isn't the best of outcomes.
  • Lily: He'll be fine. He's survived worse.
  • James: I forgot you get like this.
  • ***
  • James: Was that...Padfoot?
  • Lily: I think it was. Why did he come to Harry?
  • ***
  • James: Three hours on the run and he walks right into the minister. He's not a good criminal is he?
  • Lily: That's a good thing. Why does Fudge seem fidgety? And why not press charges?
  • ***
  • Lily: He fell asleep with his glasses on. So adorable. My baby.
  • James: He'll be ok for a few days. I'm going to see if I can find Sirius. Maybe find out where he's going.
  • Lily: Ok be safe. Don't die.
  • ***
  • Lily: He looks so happy. Under the sun, surrounded by people.
  • ***
  • Lily: Any luck?
  • James: None. What's he been up to?
  • Lily: Enjoying freedom. Spent the last few days ogling a new broom. Best in the- James come back here!
  • ***
  • James: So they think Sirius wants to kill Harry? Are they stupid?
  • Lily: Given that they don't know a rather key piece of information, it's actually the logical conclusion.
  • James: No, they knew how close we were. They should have known he'd never betray us. And what's with "he's at hogwarts"?
  • Lily: That caught my attention too. It's possible he is actually after Harry. But to tell him the truth.
  • James: But like you said. Why now?
  • ***
  • James: Moony? He's teaching?
  • Lily: He looks so old...what happened to him?
  • James: He thinks one of his best friends killed the other three.
  • Lily: He's been so alone all these years.
  • ***
  • Lily: Why is the train stopping? And why is it getting colder?
  • James: How?
  • Lily: Frost on the glass. Oh my. Dementors. Why are they-
  • James: HARRY!
  • ***
  • James: Scream? Who screamed?
  • Lily: No one.
  • ***
  • Lily: I imagine Sirius is the Grim she is referring to.
  • James: I think so. You know, she looks like a crazy old lady but she's pretty talented.
  • Lily: She saw a big black dog and thought 'death omen'.
  • James: Yes, but she still saw the dog.
  • ***
  • Lily: How stupid do you have to be to insult a hippogriff?
  • James: About that stupid.
  • ***
  • James: If Harry is told that Sirius got us killed then he'll go after him.
  • Lily: I know. But Padfoot isn't the bad guy. So Harry isn't in any danger.
  • ***
  • James: Look at that greasy haired bastard. Look at his eyes. He's terrified of what Moony will tell Harry.
  • ***
  • Lily: Padfoot did that? Why?
  • James: This makes no sense. He came to Hogwarts to get into Gryffindor tower? What the hell?
  • Lily: How did he get in the castle?
  • James: He's a marauder Evans.
  • ***
  • James: Recognise and kill werewolves; you...aargh!
  • Lily: When did he become so awful?
  • James: He was always like this Lily. Just never to you. Natural born death eater.
  • ***
  • Lily: I'm fairly certain that was Sirius in the stands.
  • James: Probably. It's a good ga- Dementors!
  • Lily: HARRY!
  • ***
  • James: The broom...
  • Lily: You're more worried about the broom than the boy!
  • James: He's fine. But the broom...
  • ***
  • Lily: Please no...
  • James: It's you screaming. He hears you.
  • Lily: He hears me die...no James I can't take it! It's not right! IT'S NOT FAIR!!
  • James: Sshh...
  • ***
  • James: That's my map! Those little ginger geniuses! They've given Harry the map!
  • ***
  • Lily: He's listening to everything. Look at his face. It's killing him.
  • James: He may never know the truth. Only Sirius and Peter know what truly happened.
  • ***
  • James: He's so...angry. He hates Sirius so much.
  • ***
  • Lily: Isn't that the new broom? James?
  • James: ...That's...the sexiest thing I've ever seen...
  • Lily: You're forgetting that night when I wore that little red thing.
  • James: ...No I'm not.
  • ***
  • James: Strip it down?!? What the fuck?!?
  • Lily: Calm do-
  • Lily: Why don't you ask him. Then ask him if he'll wear that red thing for you because I won't.
  • James: That's so- wait what?
  • ***
  • James: He...he heard me?
  • Lily: Oh god, he's crying.
  • James: We all are. I used to hate that our son didn't know what we sound like. Now I can't think of anything else I want more.
  • ***
  • Lily: Are you serious? Harrys patronus is YOU?!?
  • James: Our boy has style. Don't be jealous.
  • ***
  • Lily: Why the hell is Padfoot attacking Ron?
  • James: He didn't actually attack Ron.
  • Lily: You know, you're right. Let's throw him a parade! Why is your friend being so STUPID?!?
  • James: Why is it that whenever he does something stupid he becomes "my friend"?
  • ***
  • James: I should've let Snape die. We'd all be much happier. And alive.
  • ***
  • Lily: WOOOOOO!!! GO HARRY!!!
  • ***
  • Lily: What did she say?
  • James: That Voldemort is coming back...but that's not possible.
  • Lily: He never actually died did he? Albus himself said he's in Albania.
  • James: ...did you ever find out who made the prophecy about Harry?
  • Lily: No...
  • ***
  • James: Padfoot what in Gods name are you doing?!?
  • Lily: Ouch, he just broke Rons leg.
  • ***
  • James: Sirius mate, you look awful.
  • ***
  • James: He's choking Harry!
  • Lily: What the fuck Sirius!
  • ***
  • Lily: Oh Harry. Please don't...
  • ***
  • James: Moony! Thank god!
  • Lily: Where is who?
  • ***
  • Lily: What the hell is happening?
  • James: The rat? Why the hell...no...
  • Lily: James?
  • James: It's Peter...
  • ***
  • Lily: How is that possible?
  • James: I don't know but it's him...
  • Lily: How did you not recognise him!
  • James: Oh I'm sorry! Forgive me for not assuming every rat I see is the man who betrayed us.
  • ***
  • Lily: What the hell Severus?!
  • James: Your boyfriend is actually insane. He's actually lost his shit.
  • ***
  • James: Hello Peter.
  • ***
  • James: Don't kill him!
  • Lily: Harry is way ahead of you.
  • James: He really is remarkable.
  • ***
  • Lily: Harry live with Sirius?
  • James: That's amazing! They'll be so happy!
  • Lily: He'll never get any homework done!
  • James: True but balance that with the lack of starvation.
  • Lily: Oh shut up.
  • ***
  • Lily: Moony! Padfoot!!
  • Lily: Padfoot won't be able to find him. It's over.
  • James: No! It can't be- that's Sirius. Harry wait!
  • Lily: So many Dementors...they're going to kiss him.
  • James: That's a patronus. That's me. That's Harry!
  • ***
  • James: They gave her a time turner? For classes?
  • Lily: Of course they did. Who wouldn't give a thirteen year old girl the ability to travel through time? Why did we come along for the ride?
  • James: I guess because Harry did.
  • ***
  • Lily: Dumbledore sent our son back in time to save a hippogriff and a man.
  • James: Our son AND Hermione. Which makes it much less impossible. Caution is in order.
  • Lily: Caution will have been in order.
  • James: What?
  • ***
  • James: So they saved one beast. Let's see if they can save the other.
  • Lily: Dumbledore planned this all along. You realise that right?
  • James: I do.
  • Lily: He takes too many risks with our boy.
  • ***
  • Lily: He thinks it was you? Why?
  • James: Because I look like my son. Harry conjured that Patronus.
  • Lily: ...I hate time travel.
  • ***
  • James: He's going to try to see his father save his past self without realising that it was in fact his former present self that saved his then future self.
  • Lily: It's like you want me to hit you.
  • ***
  • Lily: They did it. They actually did it.
  • ***
  • James: Your damn right I would've been disappointed Moony.
  • Lily: Yes yes and unfortunately he's TOO much like you. And now Remus is leaving again. I hope he'll land on his feet.
  • James: Cats land on their feet. He's a dog.
  • Lily: You're awful.
  • James: And he's incorrigible.
  • ***
  • Lily: He carries you within him. That's something.
  • James: That's...that's everything.
  • ***
  • Lily: Padfoot you're brilliant!
  • James: Hogsmeade and a firebolt. Clearly he's trying to be the favourite.
  • Lily: The favourite? He's the only one there.
  • ***
  • James: I was thinking...
  • Lily: About the prediction and Pettigrew? Me too.
  • James: He's coming back. And when he does he's going to go after Harry.
  • Lily: I know.
  • James: What can we do?
  • Lily: Nothing.

anonymous asked:

Hello! How about headcannons for how the RFA would react to an MC who is tone deaf but loves to sing when alone? (Or at least when they think their alone) if you don't mind thank you


the MC is gender neutral in this, also i put them in school/work for some. i hope you don’t mind!


  • seven likes to joke that when this boy is deep into his LOLOL, nothing less than the sound of a full-on nuclear apocalypse can get his attention
  • unfortunately for him, your singing voice is even louder (and worse) than that
  • he’s in the middle of the hardest dungeon (the water one obvs), but he tugs off his headphones and just. listens. in awed silence.
  • you’re even worse than him after three beers with zen, and that’s saying something
  • so naturally, the only thing to do is drop everything he’s doing and join in
  • he finds you in the kitchen baking cookies, using the wooden spoon as a mic
  • you freeze when you see him, but before you can be embarrassed he joins in, loudly and horribly
  • he grabs your bright pink hairbrush and uses it as a mic too
  • “i can be your backup singer!”
  • the two of you end up dancing around your shitty student kitchen and just generally being terrible college kids together
  • he definitely tries to do a cool move and slips and falls because of his sock feet
  • you almost fall over laughing and he scrunches up his nose at you
  • “fight me”
  • that makes you laugh even MORE because it’s like a kitten trying to growl
  • eventually you tire each other out and just sit on the kitchen floor, digging your spoons into the cookie dough you never ended up baking
  • you’re both loving it tbh. yoosung looks like he’s died and gone to heaven
  • “this is better than sex"
  • “GOD YES"
  • it’s all fun and games until the landlord shows up with five noise complaints about the stupid college kids singing along to BTS at 3 am
  • u guys were totally listening to this and wearing shutter shades the whole time probably 


  • she was working the cash register of the cafe 
  • politely taking some posh-looking businessman’s order for a double half-sweet earl grey latte with soy milk or something
  • idk man my friend worked at a starbucks let me tell you those orders can get COMPLICATED
  • and then suddenly the most ungodly noise blasts out from the back room
  • and jaehee’s like is that you??? singing in english??? 
  • “please excuse me, sir”
  • the guy is left there wondering what the hell just happened
  • jaehee finds you in the back room washing dishes and belting out the main theme of the Titanic like the world is ending
  • you’ve also got your headphones in, so calling your name doesn’t work
  • she ends up having to walk over and tap you on the shoulder
  • you were completely dead to the world, so feeling jaehee tap you on the shoulder was a huge shock
  • you shriek loudly and whirl around to face her, probably definitely breaking some dishes in the process
  • meanwhile all the fancy business coffee people are waiting in line outside, wondering if somebody’s getting murdered in there or????
  • once you realize that everybody heard you singing My Heart Will Go On and that ridiculously loud scream, you just sort of blush and rub the back of your neck nervously
  • “uhm…sorry, Jaehee”
  • she just sighs and kisses your cheek before going back out there to explain to your customers what all that noise was
  • you may be a disaster, but you’re her disaster

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BTS REACTION to their gf needing tampons

Suga: You two were at the supermarket, trying to choose what to eat that evening. Yoongi was carrying the basket and you two were checking if you need anything more. “Oh, right, we still need that season flavored cream for the dessert and tampons. Let me go get the tampons and you go-“ “Wait, what cream, what does it look like? What taste? What season? Where is it?” “Errr… I don’t know the brand but it’s in the cold shelf.” Yoongi tilted his head. “They’re all there. Let me just go get you the tampons.” “Uh…okay?” You said and started walking away. “Oh wait! WHAT SIZE DO YOU NEED THE TAMPONS?” Yoongi asked rather loudly, not thinking it’s anything absurd. You blushed as a few people held their laughter. You pushed Yoongi to the next isle and hissed: “normal. I need normal. okay?” “okay…” Yoongi said with some regret in his voice. “But seriously it’s not a big deal.. don’t be embarrased…” he added silently as you walked away.

Originally posted by ineeduminsuga

Jimin: To be honest he was feeling kind of horny as he had been daydreaming about your evening date. He was getting ready, choosing a tight shirt and pants and drying his hair so that it was fluffy af. He smirked to the mirror. “She can’t resist me tonight…” he muttered to himself.  Jimin was just getting out of the house when he sent you a message: “Hey sexy, do you need me to bring anything except myself?” Shortly he received an answer: “Please bring me chocolate, diet coke, tampons and painkillers. We might need a priest to bless me before I depart for my final journey.” Jimin closed his eyes and opened them again, hoping the message would disappear. It didn’t. He whined out loud. He pouted and screamed at the phone as he wrote politely: “Alright sweetheart, what kind should they be?”

Originally posted by yoonkooks

Jungkook: You were woken up by Jungkook who had a weird expression. “Jagi… I hate to tell you this but you gotta move.” “What, why?” you frowned sleepy. “You, um, you’re bleeding” he said sounding apologetic. “Bleeding? What do you mean?” you were confused and sat up noticing a bloody patch on your pajama shorts. “Oh…” was all you could say. You sighed and Jungkook was sitting next to you feeling helpless. “Jagi, what do I do?” he asked sincerely. You sighed again and he suddenly got up. “I should go buy tampons, right? YES, TAMPONS. Great. I will go now!” he said and rushed out of the door. “Jungko-“ you called for him, but you heard the door close. “I better turn on my phone… I’m sure he’ll call in panic soon” you thought to yourself and smiled, feeling thankful.

Originally posted by sugutie

Jin: “No, don’t take those” Jin told you when you were choosing tampons from the shelf. “Um… why not?” “I think the biodegradable ones are better for your body. They are more natural, I guess” he replied. “Are you sure?” you asked and reached for the pack Jin was pointing at. Jin shrugged. “I’m not sure, but I just have that feeling. I don’t want you to eat or use things that are not good for your well-being” he replied. “Oh, well, I guess I could try them” you said and you two moved onto buying shower gel.

Originally posted by syuub

Namjoon: He was standing in front of a shelf full of different kinds of tampons. “What am I supposed to do?” he asked from himself. He looked at your message again, stating you need “normal tampons for daytime”. “What the fuck are these?” Namjoon muttered as he took a few packs into his hands taking a closer look at the descriptions. “Can cause infection if not used as guided? What? No, I’m not getting her these! … but it says the same here. Follow instructions to avoid irritation… what? Is this the normal? Ahhhh, what am I supposed to get her?” A woman came next to him and grabbed a pack and was about to leave when Joon stopped her. “Ex-excuse me,” he stuttered, “which one should I use if I have normal period? Ah, no, sorry, I mean, my girlfriend just needed me to buy her these but-“ “These ones” the woman said politely and pointed at the pack in Joon’s left hand. “Thank you very much…” Joon said, his face a shade of pink as he started looking for the cashier.

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

Taehyung: “Hey, oppa! Did you get what I asked you?” you shouted from the bathroom where you were waiting for him to get back from tampon shopping. “Wellllll, I forgot the name and brand when I left” Tae answered from the hall. “I said tampax, normal ones! Can you go get them now, please?” you shouted back. Soon Tae was at the bathroom door. He knocked. “Open up, I already brought some” he said. You opened the door to see Tae holding a shopping bag full of different kinds of tampons. He smiled wide. “I hope you find what you were looking for” he said joyfully and gave you the bag. “I want to eat rice. What about you?” he asked and walked into the kitchen leaving you with at least 30 super size packs of tampons.

Originally posted by minwooyg

J-Hope: J-Hope was wearing a black hoodie, with the hood on over his head, sunglasses, black pants and black shoes as he walked into a pharmacy. He leaned onto the table, pulled his glasses down an inch to look around before he greeted the cashier with a nod. “You ain’t happen to got any of those… tampons?” Hobi whispered loudly the last word. “Sir, what kind of tampons?” the cashier asked. “WHAT?” Hobi stood up and took the sunglasses off. “There’s more than one kind of tampon?! SHE DIDN’T TELL ME! ….. what should I get her then? I’m in trouble…”

Originally posted by hoseoh

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A Year at Hogwarts - Pt. 1

Summary: Inspired by a request I got about being Newt’s friend (whom he’s secretly in love with) at Hogwarts and being a Ravenclaw. In September, you find yourself aboard the Hogwarts Express, reunited with your two best friends, Newt Scamander and Leta Lestrange.

Word count: 1114

Originally posted by not-infires-its-inspires

September 1st, 1912

“Newt! Leta! Over here!” you shouted as you peered outside the compartment where you’d been sitting for the past couple of minutes.

You’d gotten to the Hogwarts Express pretty early, and you’d made sure to get a compartment for your friends and you. You’d sat impatiently, waiting for them as you’d seen all the other students boarding the train. The usual excitement of getting back to Hogwarts, back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, after a summer mostly spent in the Muggle world was quite incomparable. 

Now that you’d checked in the alley of the train for what had felt like the hundredth time and that you’d actually spotted your friends, you felt giddy as ever. Their faces lit up when they heard you, and they promptly made their way to you.

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Valentine’s mistake

Originally posted by a-zesty-lemon

Summary: Your most hated day is valentine’s day. Normally you just stay home alone because you can’t handle all the lovey-dovey people. This time somebody is disturbing your litlle ritual.

Warnings: A bit of swearing

Word count: 1862

Author’s note: I’m sorry that the summary sucks so badly…The gif isn’t really fitting but damn everytime I see this the Hobi feels hit me @.@

Tell me if your interested in a part 2 ;)

I got a few more stories going so please anticipate them too and now enjoy this story :D

Knock, knock. I shrugged and sat up. Who the hell allowed themself to disturb my nap?! I rubbed my eye. It knocked again. Oh my God! Have some goddamn patience?! I opened the door ready to fight everyone who was there.

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Imagine Nash: Car Accident

Nash P.O.V

The guys and I are in the car heading to (y/n) house. We got off our tour earlier than me thought, so we decided to go surprise (y/n). (y/n) been my girlfriend since 1 and a half years ago. Her and the guys are also very close. I’m so lucky to have a girlfriend like her. I bought her a bouquet of flowers and a necklace with our initials on it. I really hope she likes it.

“IS THAT A NECKLACE FOR (y/n)?” i heard taylor say

“Yeah” i replied

“Oooooooh Nashy bought a present for his lover” Matt cooed

“Shut up guys!” i said

The car stopped at (y/n) house and i jumped out of the car while the guys go back to the hotel. They wanted me to have a special moment with her today and they can surprise her tomorrow. I took the spare key she gave me and unlocked her door. I sat down on her sofa waiting for her. I looked at the clock and it was only 6:30. Okay Nash you got this another half an hour and you get to see her calm down.

Your P.O.V

“Do you need anymore help Linda?” i asked my boss

“No dear! Go home, you must be so tired!” she replied

“Okay thank you! You should get going as well!” I said smiling at her. She was such a nice lady.

“I will! Goodbye hun!” She said and hugged me and went to the backroom.

I got all my stuff and headed out the door. I fumbled through my bag looking for my keys. I finally found them and got into my car. I checked my phone to see if Nash texted. He hasn’t texted since this morning. Weird. Whatever! I turned on my car and headed home. As I was at a red light i heard loud honks but i ignored it. Its probably some stupid driver being stupid. When the green light popped up i pushed on the accelerator. Suddenly I heard screeching noises and a car dashing right to me. I screamed and heard a loud bang and then darkness overcome me.

Nash P.O.V

What the hell It’s 9 where could she be. I took out my phone planning to call her but an unusual number appeared. I picked up


H (Hospital): Hello, is this Nash Grier?

N: Yes, who is this?

H: Hi, I’m Margret from the ____ Hospital. You are listed as an emergency number for (y/f/n).

N: What’s wrong with (y/n)? What happened? Is she okay? Oh my gosh.

H: Sir please calm down. She got into an accident, a pretty bad one i must say. The doctors are trying their best to help her since the crash damaged her head. You can -

-call ended-

I quickly hung up. I couldn’t hear anymore of that. Is this real? is she going to be okay? I started to panic and made my way to the door with the necklace box in my hand. Something caught my eye on her dining table. I walked to it and picked it up there was a letter with my name on it and a little gift bag. i opened the letter and it read

Hey Nash! I just wanted to say how proud i am of you and i know you wanted this for along time. You deserve it babe!

Love (y/n).

I looked at the bag and decided to open it. It was a Rolex. I always wanted one. More tears starting to form. She’s the best girlfriend ever why does this have to happen to her. I put the present down and ran outside.I forgot that i didn’t have a car with me so I quickly called Cam



C: Woow dude just calm down we’re coming!

-call ends-

I can’t believe this is happening holy shit. i wipe the tears running down my face and looked down to the necklace box.

“baby i hope you’re okay.” i whispered

After a couple minutes i saw the Van and ran to it Taylor opened the door for me

“GUYS HOSPITAL NOW!!” I screamed

“Okay okay tell us what happened is (y/n) okay?” Cam asked

I told them everything that the lady at the hospital told me. After the guys trying to comfort me they stopped.

We finally got to the hospital and i ran out

“WHERE’S (y/n) WHERE’S (y/n)?” I said a bit to loud to the receptionist

“Sir please calm down can i have the patients full name please?” The receptionist asked

“(y/f/n)” I said while she types her name in

“What is your relationship to Ms. (y/l/n)?” she asked

“Im her boyfriend please tell me she’s okay.” i said

“As you may know she was in a very bad accident, she’s in the emergency room right now. Doctors are trying their best to help her.” She said


Who wouldn’t i start yelling? My girlfriend is in the hospital. I didn’t notice i was crying and yelling at the lady until i felt someone tugging on my arm.

“Yo Nash calm down! She’s going to be okay” Jack J pulling me to the waiting room. As we got to the waiting room i saw all the guys sitting there with red eyes. I dont blame them she was basically like a sister to them. We all sit there in silence until someone spoke up “Nash she’s going to be okay.” Matt said patting my back. “Shes the one Matt. I can’t lose her. Do you know what I found in her house? A present for me. She was going to give it to me. Do you know what it was? It was rolex. She works so hard to get money and provide for herself and she used the money to buy what i wanted for years. I love her so much” i said

“Who’s here for (y/f/n)?” we all heard. I stood up and ran to the doctor

“I am I am. I mean we are” pointing to the guys.

“okay Ms. (y/l/n) is okay. She just has couple broken ribs. The crash hit her head pretty hard, so we will see what happens when she wakes up. For sure she’s going to have a bad headache. Right now she’s in her room and resting. You guys can go into her room but we advice you not to wake her up.” the doctor said

“Oh my gosh THANK YOU SO MUCH” I said jumping up and down.

“YESSSS SHE’S OKAY!” I guess the guys and i got a bit to excited the security came up to us and said that if we don’t shut up they’re going to have to kick us out. We all said sorry and walked to (y/n) room.

I opened the door ad saw my little angel laying there looking hurt, but she still looked beautiful. I sat on the chair sitting next to chair holding her hand.

“Please be okay baby I love you so much” i mumbled into her hands

I looked up to her. Admiring everything about her. Im so glad shes okay. I looked around the room seeing all the guys on the sofa floor sleeping. I looked at the time and it was 1 am. I guess we been here for a couple hours. I woke up the guys and told them they should go back to the hotel. After 10 minutes of arguing all the guys went back to the hotel

“See ya tmr bro. She’s going to be okay!” The guys said. One by one they went up to (y/n) and gave her a kiss on the forehead. I dont mind they’re like her brothers.

“Bye guys see you in the morning” i said closing the door

“So it’s just you and me baby girl” i said walking to the bed. I was reaching in my hoodie pocket for my phone and felt the necklace I got for (y/n). I looked at it and left the box on the desk. I prayed she’s going to wake up soon. I slowly fell asleep.

I woke up to (y/n) hand moving. I looked up and saw her moving around a bit on her bed. Slowly her eyes started to open.

“Baby baby hey” I said while stroking her hair.

“who who are you?” she said removing my hand from her head.

“wait what? (y/n) you dont remember me?” i said shocked that she doesn’t remember

“Um no… Why am I in the hospital?” she said confused

“No no (y/n). You got into a car accident. Im your boyfriend Nash.” I said with tears streaming down my face by now. I felt her come closer to me and took her little hands wiping my face. i looked up at her and saw a little smile i been missing so much. She started to giggle. I looked at her strangely. Why is she laughing?

“Nash Baby i was joking i remember you” she said laughing her head off

“You’re so evil (y/n) I was so scared!” I said pushing her very lightly since she just got into an accident.

“That was so funny your face I can’t” She said while laughing. I laughed with her. My baby is okay.

“Are you okay? Are you hurting?” I said worried about her.

“Yeah just a headache don’t worry about me!” she said smiling

“You’re so strong little one” I said giving her a kiss

We sat there just catching up and laughing. I almost forgot about the necklace.

“Oh my gosh i almost forgot this” i said while reaching for the necklace box.

“Whats this?” She said sweetly

“Its for you baby girl. I was gonna give you this when you come home yesterday but you know this happened” I said with an awkward laugh. I opened it and gave it to her.

“Nash i thought werent going to guy each other gifts” she said

“Well, you didn’t follow that role either missy. I saw your present at the house. Thank you SOOO much baby” i said giving her a kiss

“YOU LOOKED? NASH IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A SURPRISE” She said in a mad tone. Which was so adorable.

“You’re so cute! Calm down i’ll act surprise when you give it to me when we get home okay?” She nodded and smiled

“Okay here’s my present babe” I said handing her the box

“I love it Nash. Its so cute! Help me put it on?” She asked handing me the necklace. I put it on and kissed her on the forehead.

“Im going to call the guys right now. They were here all night but i told them to go back to the hotel.” i said dialling Hayes number

H: IS (y/n) okay?? I she awake yet?

N: Heyyyy calm down! She’s awake come here and see her


*all the guys start screaming*

N: Who is screaming shut up! I’ll see you guys later! Bye

-call ends-

After an hour all the guys came into the room with balloons and stuff bears for (y/n).

“HEYY (y/n)” “HOW ARE YOU?” “ARE YOU OKAY?” was the only thing i heard from their loud ass mouths

(y/n) sat there giggling and telling them shes okay.

(y/n) couldn’t leave the hospital until 2 more days so Taylor went to go get some food earlier and now we’re all sitting around eating.

Your P.O.V

I sat on the bed laughing at the guys and their jokes. All the guys snapchatting us. As we were all joking around the nurse came in and checked how i was doing. She went up to me and started to check up on me.

“You know these guys love you very much. They were sitting in the waiting room for hours.” she said smiling

“Yeah i know im glad i have them” i said smiling back and looking at all the guys.

Okayy! I hope you guys liked it! I had to write it twice because my computer decided to freeze on me! fml. But yeah! if you guys have any suggestions for imagines just put it in my ask! 

Ugly Scars

Ship: Sam x Mike

Summary: After Josh is reported dead in the mines, and everyone goes back to a life, Sam has a terrible time with coping. When Jess breaks up with Mike, he turns to Sam, the one he trusts most now.

Notes: Just kind of a small thing I felt like writing. Also, yes. You all know what pizzeria I mean… -glares-

Word Count: 1761

It had only been a month and a half since the second incident at the lodge. Luckily, it burnt down, but they lost Emily in the fire, which devastated Matt. Everyone had to go through a psychological evaluation before being released into the world again, able to finally return to Los Angeles. But nothing was the same. Sam had to see a therapist three times a week, which was a bit much for her. She had night terrors and terrible paranoia in the dark. Plus, she was heartbroken. She lost Josh, the one she had crushed on since she was young. What was worse, was that nothing was ever said about it. It was worse than Chris and Ashley. Everyone acknowledged them being together, but Josh and Sam? Nope. It was like… The flirty jokes and naturalism between was just between them. Hannah and Beth used to nag Sam to tell Josh and they’d nag Josh to tell Sam, but nothing was ever done.

Then there was Mike. Mike had started to turn to Sam after Jessica left him for some guy in Europe. Word floats around the group that she’s a model/actress now, but it was hard on Mike for a while. He hardly left his apartment and rarely went to see any of his friends, only turning to Sam after the first month passed. Everyone thought he broke away from them or that he just up and left Los Angeles. He finally went to see Sam a week after they started talking again. He looked terrible. His eyes were sunken in and his face was really thin with a thick beard and long hair. She treated him one day and took him to a spa where they fixed him up, actually making him look sharper than before. He got out into the police force and works as a day guard for some sort pizzeria and then a night subway policemen. However; He never works them on the same day. Dear god, that’d kill him. He was hoping to get in the CIA or NCIS later down the road, but for now, he was content with where he was.

Today was no different than any other day. Sam was cooped up in her room, bundled within every blanket in the house. She got her hair cut short to her jawline, her blonde waves untamed for about three days now. She lazily sat up, pushing everything off her and standing up. Her mom was calling her name, but she didn’t feel like shouting back. She had on black spandex shorts and a pink camisole. A necklace hung from her neck with a cursive J as the charm. She opened her door and stuck her head out, yawing before answering her mother. Yes, she moved back home. Her mother was worried sick about her after what happened. She doesn’t really help, though. When Sam has a night terror, she just leaves the house to a motel or to a friend’s house, leaving Sam alone to fend for herself. “What, Mom?”

“Michael is here.”

Shit. She thought to herself, quickly running her fingers through her hair quickly. “I’ll be down in a—“ She cut herself off as he was halfway up the stairs. “Or… Not. Hi Mike.”

“Hey, Sam.” He smiled slightly at her and walked up to her. “Good to see you again. How do you feel?” He put the back of his hand to her forehead, frowning a bit. “You’re hot…”

“Well, thanks. Though I haven’t really showered for three days..”

He laughed lightly and shook his head, crossing his arms. “Do I need to wait downstairs?”

“That’d be preferred…” She mumbled, wrapping her arms around him tightly in a hug. “I’m glad you came today.”

“Hey, I always show up unannounced on good days. Usually when I can tell someone needs me, or when I know I haven’t been around for awhile. Then again, I don’t really see any of the others. We all kinda grew apart, didn’t we?” He sighed as he hugged her back, one of his hands resting on the back of her head.

“Yeah, I know… Oh well. I still talked to Chris every now and then, but all the others… it’s like I wasn’t ever there.”

“Oh, don’t say that.” He broke the hug and gripped her shoulders tightly. “You are. You always have been, for each of us. In your own weird way, you’ve always cared for us, Sam. That’s why you can get along with anyone.” He smiled at her, his perfect white teeth flashing for a moment before he spoke again. “Now, go take your shower. I’ll be downstairs.”


“So where are we going?” Sam asked, her head resting on the window. She watched cars roll by as Mike drove, humming lightly.

“Did you forget what day it was?”

“Uh… Sunday, February?”


“The… 14th?’


“Mike, what are you going on about?”

“Sammy, it’s Valentine’s Day.”

Sam’s heart skipped a beat. Shit… She forgot. “Oh…”

“You forgot, didn’t you?” He chuckled lightly, and flashed a smile at her.

“N-No! I just… Was stalling?”

“It’s okay, Sam. It’s a surprise anyway.”

“Wait, what? Michael Munroe, what did you plan?”

“Ooooooh, I feel so scared. You used my name.”

Sam huffed and looked up as they came to a stop. “What are we doing at The Pandemonium?”

Mike smiled at her and opened his car door as he turned the engine off. “You’ll see…”

“It’s 5 in the fucking afternoon. Why are we here?” She asked further, starting to become irritated. “And what does it being Valentine’s Day have anything to do with it?”

He went around the car and opened up her door. “You’ll see. Come on.”

Sam gave a labored huff and hopped out of the car, looking up at him. She was significantly shorter than Mike, putting her at just about his collarbone. She had to crane her head back to even be able to see his eyebrows, she was standing so close. He stared down at her a few seconds before motioning them to go. She narrowed her eyes a bit as she started to walk to the entrance of the old club. The Washington’s used to own it… She pushed open the wide door, dust and darkness sweeping into her face. She paused and turned back to him. “Mike—“

“Just go. Trust me, yeah?” He raised his brows, motioning her to continue in.

Sam looked forward and then sighed gently. “You know how I am about the dark..”

Mike came up from behind her and gently rested his hands on the back of her hips, leaning forward and burying his nose into her short blonde hair. “I’m right here, Sammy. It’s okay.” She sighed and grabbed his hand as they started walking forward. Sam relied on him more, making it hard for Mike to stay single, which is what he promised to himself. No more relationships. Focus on your job, your goals. But it was Sam. She was always there, for everyone. When Josh was around, she was literally the only he turned to. Why didn’t she turn to anyone? Why was no one there for her? Deep down, he wanted to change that. As the moved through the darkness, the light from outside the only thing shining into the darkness. Mike did one small kick of a wire and the pulled Sam to a stop. “Stop.” Sam halted and looked back at him, raising a brow. He made her look forward and then hugged her from behind. Lights started to shine slowly, small flower petals scattered everywhere as lights formed into a heart. They were pink and white, a small arrow repeatedly flashing through the heart. “I know you’ve gone through a lot. We all have… But you never had someone there for you. You’ve always dealt with things by yourself. I know you’ve started to turn to me, and… Sam.” He made her face him, her bright eyes wide and her jaw dropped. “I’ve started falling in love with you. I understand what He always went on about. I never saw it before because I never tried. You know me. I had girls flocking to me, so I never had to look. You… You came into my life after Jess just left me for some douche in Europe. You changed me. I started seeing this… special thing you have when we went into the mines together. I brushed it off before actually looking at it. Now I can, and I love what I see so much.” He started to slowly move down to her, his fingers curling into her shirt. “I… Will you be my Valentine? And also my new girlfriend?” He added quickly, his forehead resting against hers.

Sam’s mind went blank as soon as like lights started shining. She only started to come back when his lips brushed against hers. Her start sparked and her body started to melt against his. “Mike… I—“ Before she could answer, he kissed her. He was so warm and he was really good at kissing, of course. Both of their eyes closed slowly as their arms wrapped around each other slowly. Sam stood on the tips of her toes and Mike had to lean down. He picked her up by her waist, startling her at first because she forgot how strong he really was. He sat her on the old bar, wedging himself perfectly between her legs as he held her legs gently. Her hands shoved the jacket he had on off and then felt them move to take off his black shirt. She felt the scars on his body and his hands grab her wrists gently. “Mike?”

“Don’t… I don’t want you to see them..” He mumbled, his head nuzzling unto her collarbone. “They’re ugly scars…”

She sighed gently and ran her fingers through his dark hair, closing her eyes slowly as she kissed his head gently. “Okay… And I think it’s pretty self-explanatory what my answer is.”

“Good. So, you want to blow this taco stand?”

“Yeah… the usual?”

He smiled brightly. “Hell yeah.”