wahh wahh my life

I have missed about three months of English Language lessons, have to see her tomorrow I guess and justify that.

Even though telling her the real reason would mean me saying that she’s a god awful, boring little woman and her classes make me want to pass out from boredom.
Also I need to stop skipping school to go over Nyall’s and watch films.
Or ‘watch films’

Ah well. 

I'm pretty lucky ngl.

It’s coming up to the end of my first semester in uni and oh my god I love it. I loe the location (Cornwaaaaall), the campus, the people I’ve met here the experiences I’ve had. It’s omgamazing. The course is kickass, difficult in bits but exactly what I wanted. I was so, so scared about moving away but honestly it’s amazing. First time in my life I’ve had a nickname, ‘Mama Jazz’ is one I don’t really mind.. After Christmas we’re sorting out housing for next year and I’m going to be living with 2/3 of my flatmates, all girls which’ll be interesting.
Nyall and I have been together year last month, so that’s pretty sweeeet. He’s one of my best friends, totally epic and I love him to bits even if I do worry that he’s 100% useless at looking after himself.

Basically I have a lot of reasons to be happy this Xmas, three days till I go home! <3

While I don't really have a problem with the idea behind fuckyeahchubbygirls...

The skinny-bashing annoys the fuck out of me.
No, dear, I do not need to gain a few more pounds to be a ‘real woman’.
I’m 8.6st (120.4 pounds) that doesn’t mean I have an eating disorder or need to 'eat a burger’.

Plus all it really seems to be doing is encouraging underage girls to get their knockers out on the internet.
How classy. 

Get real. 

itunes. ftw.


How many songs total: 3652
How many hours or days of music: 10.2 days

Sort By Song Title
First Song: A-punk - Vampire Weekend
Last Song: 9 Crimes - Damien Rice

Sort By Time
Shortest Song: Thirty Dirty Birds - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Longest Song: Something In The Way - Nirvana

Sort By Album
First Album: Absolution - Muse
Last Album: 100 Broken Windows - Idlewild

Top Five Most Played Songs 

1. Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen.
2. Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic - The Police
3. If Looks Could Kill - Heart
4. Night In My Veins - The Pretenders
5. Nancy Boy - Placebo

First Song That Comes Up On Shuffle:
Little Boxes - The Decemberists

Search The Following & State How Many Songs Come Up:
Death - 4
Life -  83
Love - 206
Hate - 11
You - 445
Sex - 32