Inspired by my friend naming her new G. rosea Captain Hotdog, and equally inspired by my waffling back and forth about purchasing this little fuzzball and now waffling back and forth about its sex, I present to you…
Commander Waffle is a master strategiest and architect.
The Commander is currently munching away on a cricket, which was swiftly caught in a expertly dug trench.
Ask Me Anything is 400 pages of AMAs from celebrities like Bill Gates, Chris Rock, Louis C.K., and Martha Stewart, to low-key heroes like the Waffle House Grill Masters. The physical book, illustrated by u/youngluck, costs $34.99, but you can also buy an ebook version for just $4.99.