shiro gets lance a choker and lance puts it on and doesn’t take it off… shiro can’t stop looking at it. he sort of feels like he’s put a claim on lance with that small silver chain that had tiny silver stars dangling from it, but he doesn’t have romantic feelings for lance…. cue his gay crisis and eventually nervously askin lance out on a proper date.
My dude. My homie. My bro. CONSIDER SHANCE TRAINING. Lance ends up pinned by shiro and GODDAMN IF THAT ISN'T HOT AS FUCK and shiro. Being the oblivious lil shit he is. Has no idea and thinks he hurt lance bc hE'S SO RED IN THE FACE IT LOOKS PAINFUL
YES!! OH MY GOSH YES!! LANCE IS THIRSTING AND SHIRO IS JUST NOT REALIZING!!!
While good old Teddy may not have won the 2016 US Presidential Election, he won simblr’s heart as Susan Waffle’s temporary and deeply regretted lover and father of gen 8 heiress, Libra Cruz-Waffles. An inattentive father, Ted’s really legacy is the series of murders he committed in the late 60s and early 70s under the alias of the Zodiac Killer. Though Mr. Cruz vehemently denies it the readers of the Waffles Lepacy know the truth. Stay woke, my friends.
I still can’t believe how amazingly accurate Send Them Off! is in describing the layers of Othello’s jealousy regarding Desdemona. I think it’s amazing that Dan wrote a whole song based off of a Shakespearean play. Dan, you are such a poetic freaking English lit nerd.