Ron: Aw man! I thought this was going to be historic.
Kim: It will happen someday.
Yeah, sure. Someday. In twenty years maybe.
Although seriously, I expect that at some point, probably the last episode, Wade will show up in person, and everyone including me will be like “HOLY SHIT!” despite how mundane an event it is for us. (Seeing Wade through just one screen instead of two. Ooh, how exciting)
for hire. [deadpool x reader. soulmate!au. part 3.]
Title: For Hire.
Pairing: Wade Wilson x Reader
Summary: You never wanted to meet your soulmate. You already knew that you wouldn’t like them; that’s what your abilities were for, and they never lied. They told you that you were better off this way. [Soulmate!AU feat. Psychic!Reader.]
You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. Not gently. Like it was hate-fucking. There was something wrong with the relationship and that was the only catharsis they could find without violence.