Michael: Surviving is winning, Franklin, everything else is bullshit. Fairy tales spun by people too afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid: survive.
Franklin: Damn straight.
Wade Herbert: There’s two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain’t no molester, Trevor!
Trevor Philips: Shut up before I molest you, alright?
Wade Herbert: Floyd, it’s me. Wade.
Floud Hebert: Who?
Wade Herbert: Me, Wade. Your cousin.
Floyd Herbert: Who?
Trevor Philips: [kicks open the door, knocking Floyd down] Your cousin!
Trevor Philips: [looking out over Los Santos] So, Michael, this is where dead men come back to life?
Floyd Herbert: Wade, I heard you was off smoking meth somewhere.
Trevor Philips: No, not somewhere. Here. He’s gonna smoke meth here.
Franklin: [as he, Michael, and Trevor stand over Devin Weston, tied in a trunk] My bad, homie. I picked C. Ain’t that a bitch?
Trevor Philips: Jesus, your therapist has a lot to answer for.
Michael De Santa: I know. I still hate myself. But, at least I know the words for it now.
Trevor Philips: Yeah, but I hate you and I know the words for it. Does that mean I don’t have to go to therapy?
Trevor Philips: You’re back, man. WE are back. All we gotta do is bust out Brad and then we’re golden, man! Franklin, he makes us multicultural. Lester makes it cyber. We’re like modern America. We just get ourselves a gay friend, and BAM!
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day’s pay for a fair day’s work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry, too.
Michael De Santa: Did you kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda f*cking animal do you take me for? No, I didn’t kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But, I did kidnap his wife!
Trevor Philips: So, we are clear, you look like a tit.
Michael: Back from the dead!
Lazlow Jones: Who are these clowns?
Tracey De Santa: [Looks at Michael] That’s my dad and … Trevor?!
Lazlow Jones: Two dads. Very San Andreas.