Tony: I don’t give a frick wow Cap way to expect the worst in me smh
Bruce: We all expect the worst in you
Natasha: I second that
Tony: Okay okay you all hate me I get it. Also why are you worried about dinner?
Y/n: Coulson is coming remember?
Y/n: The guy who literally died for us when Loki tried to take over?
Y/n: I invited him bc he’s from S.H.I.E.L.D. and we really need people who like us there bc we destroy the planet constantly?
Thor: The mortal makes a good point
Tchalla: That was him? I will have to thank him for his bravery
Peter: As in Phil Coulson?
Thor: Boy of Spiders you know of the noble man?
Y/n: yes??? Why???
*Coulson has joined the chat*
Coulson: I can bring food for later if you’d like
Coulson: Wait…Peter Parker?
Peter: SO IT IS YOU
Coulson: WHAT IS “Ironmansson997” DOING HERE
Tony: I’m sorry what?
Scott: I’m sorry repeat that?
Peter: WHY WOULD YOU INVITE “CaptainAmericafan117” TO OUR HOME
Steve: What does that mean?
Natasha: I’m scared
Sam: I’m concerned
Scott: I’m scared and concerned
Y/n: I’m sorry how exactly do you know eachother?
Coulson: THIS PUNK HAS BEEN STEALING MY AVENGERS MERCHANDISE FOR YEARS
Peter: I stole nothing!
Peter: You stole my limited addition Hawkeye action figure with the glow in the dark crossbow!
Peter: And my bisexual pride color ironman action figure!
Clint: I’m sorry Coulson owns what? And where do I go to buy it?
Tony: I second that
Y/n: shush I wanna hear more
Coulson: You stole my matching set of Bucky and Steve salt shakers!!
Tony: So that’s what May was hiding in the kitchen when I came to recruit you
Peter: No she was also hiding my avenger themed oven mitts too
Coulson: I still think you hacked the raffle for those!
Peter: I did not!
Y/n: Wait so you guys are eBay rivals?
Y/n: And you have been fighting over merchandise of all of us for years?
Tony: Kid, I knew you were a fan I never expected this
Clint: How much is you’re allowance?
Peter: I’d…rather not say…
Peter: Don’t use my memes against me!
*Wade has joined the chat*
Wade: lmao y'all are them??
Wade: I shouldn’t even be surprised tbh
Tchalla: What do you mean?
Coulson: What do you mean “shouldn’t even be surprised”
Wade: I’m Deadpooltheavenger B)
Coulson: OMG JSJWJSNSI SIR I NEVER DREAMED I WOULD EVER MEET YOU ITS AN HONOR
Peter: I CAN"T BELIEVE IT"S REALLY YOU
Clint: I’m sorry what?
Bucky: What’s happening?
Wade: I am the president of the Avengers and XMen fan clubs B)
Peter: AND HIS IDENTITY IS A SECRET SO NOBODY KNOWS WHO HE IS AND HE HAS THE LARGEST COLLECTION IN THE WORLD
Y/n: You didn’t tell me you made it to largest!
Wade: Thank you Y/N!!!
Steve: You knew???
Y/n: Of course I knew I had to steal Tony’s credit card to pay for storage units lol
Tony: we’re talking about this later
Tony: Don’t even try I had F.R.I.D.A.Y. lock the doors to your bedroom
Y/n: damn worth a shot tho
Peter: Mr.Deadpooltheavenger, sir, I’ve always wanted to ask you, were you team Captain America or team Ironman?
Wade: Um I was,
Wade: and always will be,
Wade: team Thor.
Wade: Excuse you
Peter: Of course! I 100% agree!
Tony: I literally made you an avenger
Peter: Sorry Mr.Stark but…have you seen Mr.Thor?
Thor: Splendid! :D
Thor: I feel much love :)
Wade: Also Loki secretly helps me run the “reasons why we love the Avengers” blog
*Loki has joined the chat*
Loki: YOU PROMISED YOU’D NEVER TELL
Thor: Brother! I missed you! :D
Loki: SHUT IT YOU BLONDE IMBECILE
Y/n: Did he just????
Y/n: Hurt Thor’s feelings??
Y/n: Unleash Hell.
Wade: He when asked by an anon “who is your favorite Avenger” he said “Spiderman because he is the kindest to me besides my brother”
Wade: And he thinks the hottest avenger is Brucie over there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Peter: Really Mr.Loki?! :D
Tony: Um how?? I exist??
Loki: YOU’RE MAKING ME LOOK SOFT AND WEAK I MUST FLEE
*Loki has left the chat*
Y/n: lmao weak he’s afraid to show his fanboy side
Coulson: We must be proud of our appreciation of the Avengers.
Coulson: Right Captain?
Captain: That’s right Coulson
Coulson: I must screenshot this.
Coulson: He typed my name.
Y/n: That’s not…creepy at all
Y/n: Okay in all seriousness Please be civil at dinner you guys I want us all to have a nice time
Coulson: I’ll be nice to the… Avengers Anti
Peter: WHAT DID YOU SAY
Coulson: YOU HEARD ME PUNK
Y/n: OKAY HAHA WE’RE DONE HERE SEE YOU LATER COULSON BYE PETER
*Y/n has kicked Peter and Coulson*
Y/N: Well that could’ve gone a lot better
Wade: Don’t worry they’ll be okay its only a dinner party
Clint: No they won’t, its an avengers dinner party.
Y/n: The last time we had a dinner party Tony chased Thor with scissors Tony: HE SAID MY HAIR WAS TURNING GRAY SO I WAS CUTTING HIS
Thor: It is? Why aren’t you happy? In Asgard that’s an amazing thing! :D
Tony: You have 5 seconds to run.
*Tony has left the chat*
Y/n: Oh no
Clint: Oh yes
Thor: THE MAN OF IRON HAS SCISSORS AGAIN
*Thor has left the chat* Y/n: Someone please go stop Tony
Steve: I got him
Y/n: Thanks Steve
*Steve has left the chat*
Tchalla: As much as I would love to stay and see how this turns out, Shuri needs me to check things in the lab.
Wade: Bye kitty!
Tchalla: Y/n please do not make me join a chat with this man again
*Tchalla has left the chat*
*Rhodey has joined the chat*
Rhodey: I’ll help Steve
Y/n: Thanks Rhodey
*Rhodey has left the chat*
Y/n: Damn it
Y/n: He’s helping Tony isn’t he?
Bruce: Yes, yes he is.
Natasha: I’m on it
*Natasha has left the chat*
Y/n: Bruce please go make sure she doesn’t kill anyone
Bruce: Got it
*Bruce has left the chat*
Wade: All the avengies are leaving :(
Bucky: Y/n please stop hanging out with him
Y/n: Never, I love Wade
Bucky: I hate these chats
Sam: I hate sharing a last name with him
Scott: Why does everyone hate Wade again???
Y/n: Exactly Scotty, he’s an angel :)
Wade: Why so mean Sammy :,(
Y/n: You hurt his feelings :(
Sam: Good. Suffer.
Clint: I just heard a loud crash in the living room followed by “Please not my hair!” So I’m leaving to go watch
*Clint has left the chat*
Sam: Cap is going to need help if bird boy is leaving to “watch” so I’ll go too
*Sam has left the chat*
Bucky: So Sam is flying around with his wings and chasing Clint, who’s chasing Steve, who’s chasing Tony and Rhodey, who are chasing Thor so they can cut his hair off, and Thor is running for his life?
Y/n: I think so?? I lost track
Y/n: Wait where’s Nat and Bruce
Bucky: Bruce is calming Nat down because she looked like she was about to stab someone
Bucky: Wait she just ran away from him
Bucky: She’s trying to steal Steve’s shield I gotta go
*Bucky has left the chat*
Wade: And then there were three
Scott: So what now?
Y/n: I mean by now my dinner party is ruined before it even started
Wade: …Want to go watch?
Y/n: Hell yes $10 says Clint trips on Steve’s metal frisbee after Nat steals it
Wade: I’ll take that action
Scott: Can I come? This seems way more interesting then literally anything I had planned
Y/n: Sure but be careful if you get in Nat’s way she can and will break every bone in your body
all these deadpool comic runs are ridiculous. Deadpool vs This. Deadpool kills That.
how about Deadpool Has a Nice Day? Deadpool Is Validated by His Peers. Someone Loves Deadpool Because of His Flaws Not in Spite of Them. Something Nice Happens to Deadpool and It Is Not Immediately Ripped Away from Him by a Cold and Unfeeling Universe.