eBay rivals (inspired by a post I saw)

Y/n: guys what are we doing for dinner

Tony:

Originally posted by dogiplier

Steve: Language Tony

Sam: lmao

Tony: I don’t give a frick wow Cap way to expect the worst in me smh

Bruce: We all expect the worst in you

Natasha: I second that

Clint: Third

Bucky: Forth

Y/n: Fifth

Tony: Okay okay you all hate me I get it. Also why are you worried about dinner?

Y/n: Coulson is coming remember?

Tony: Who???

Y/n: The guy who literally died for us when Loki tried to take over?

Y/n: I invited him bc he’s from S.H.I.E.L.D. and we really need people who like us there bc we destroy the planet constantly?

Thor: The mortal makes a good point

Tchalla: That was him? I will have to thank him for his bravery

Peter: Coulson?

Peter: As in Phil Coulson?

Thor: Boy of Spiders you know of the noble man?

Y/n: yes??? Why???

*Coulson has joined the chat*

Coulson: I can bring food for later if you’d like

Coulson: Wait…Peter Parker?

Peter: SO IT IS YOU

Coulson: YOU

Peter: YOU

Coulson: WHAT IS “Ironmansson997” DOING HERE

Tony: I’m sorry what?

Clint:

Scott: I’m sorry repeat that?

Peter: WHY WOULD YOU INVITE “CaptainAmericafan117” TO OUR HOME

Steve: What does that mean?

Natasha: I’m scared

Sam: I’m concerned

Scott: I’m scared and concerned

Y/n: I’m sorry how exactly do you know eachother?

Coulson: THIS PUNK HAS BEEN STEALING MY AVENGERS MERCHANDISE FOR YEARS

Peter: I stole nothing!

Peter: You stole my limited addition Hawkeye action figure with the glow in the dark crossbow!

Peter: And my bisexual pride color ironman action figure!

Clint: I’m sorry Coulson owns what? And where do I go to buy it?

Tony: I second that

Y/n: shush I wanna hear more

Coulson: You stole my matching set of Bucky and Steve salt shakers!!

Tony: So that’s what May was hiding in the kitchen when I came to recruit you

Peter: No she was also hiding my avenger themed oven mitts too

Coulson: I still think you hacked the raffle for those!

Peter: I did not!

Y/n: Wait so you guys are eBay rivals?

Y/n: And you have been fighting over merchandise of all of us for years?

Couson: precisely

Tony: Kid, I knew you were a fan I never expected this

Clint: How much is you’re allowance?

Peter: I’d…rather not say…

Y/n:

Peter: Don’t use my memes against me!

*Wade has joined the chat*

Wade: lmao y'all are them??

Wade: I shouldn’t even be surprised tbh

Tchalla: What do you mean?

Coulson: What do you mean “shouldn’t even be surprised”

Wade: I’m Deadpooltheavenger B)

Peter: WHAT

Coulson: OMG JSJWJSNSI SIR I NEVER DREAMED I WOULD EVER MEET YOU ITS AN HONOR

Peter: I CAN"T BELIEVE IT"S REALLY YOU

Clint: I’m sorry what?

Bucky: What’s happening?

Wade: I am the president of the Avengers and XMen fan clubs  B)

Peter: AND HIS IDENTITY IS A SECRET SO NOBODY KNOWS WHO HE IS AND HE HAS THE LARGEST COLLECTION IN THE WORLD

Y/n: You didn’t tell me you made it to largest!

Y/n:

Originally posted by septictearz

Wade: Thank you Y/N!!!

Steve: You knew???

Y/n: Of course I knew I had to steal Tony’s credit card to pay for storage units lol

Tony: What?

Y/n: What?

Tony: we’re talking about this later

Y/n:

Originally posted by montypythonfan

Tony: Don’t even try I had F.R.I.D.A.Y. lock the doors to your bedroom

Y/n: damn worth a shot tho

Peter: Mr.Deadpooltheavenger, sir, I’ve always wanted to ask you, were you team Captain America or team Ironman?

Wade: Um I was,

Wade: and always will be,

Wade: team Thor.

Wade: Excuse you

Y/n: Sameee

Peter: Of course! I 100% agree!

Tony: I literally made you an avenger

Peter: Sorry Mr.Stark but…have you seen Mr.Thor?

Tony: Fair

Thor: Splendid! :D

Y/n:

Thor: :D

Wade:

Originally posted by spaceniggaz

Thor: I feel much love :)

Wade: Also Loki secretly helps me run the “reasons why we love the Avengers” blog

*Loki has joined the chat*

Loki: YOU PROMISED YOU’D NEVER TELL

Thor: Brother! I missed you! :D

Loki: SHUT IT YOU BLONDE IMBECILE

Thor: :(

Y/n: Did he just????

Y/n: Hurt Thor’s feelings??

Y/n: Wade,

Y/n: Unleash Hell.

Wade: He when asked by an anon “who is your favorite Avenger” he said “Spiderman because he is the kindest to me besides my brother”

Wade: And he thinks the hottest avenger is Brucie over there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Peter: Really Mr.Loki?! :D

Tony: Um how?? I exist??

Bruce: ???

Loki: YOU’RE MAKING ME LOOK SOFT AND WEAK I MUST FLEE

*Loki has left the chat*

Y/n: lmao weak he’s afraid to show his fanboy side

Coulson: We must be proud of our appreciation of the Avengers.

Coulson: Right Captain?

Captain: That’s right Coulson

Coulson: I must screenshot this.

Coulson: He typed my name.

Y/n: That’s not…creepy at all

Y/n: Okay in all seriousness Please be civil at dinner you guys I want us all to have a nice time

Peter:

Originally posted by usedpimpa

Peter: Fine.

Coulson: I’ll be nice to the… Avengers Anti

Peter: WHAT DID YOU SAY 

Coulson: YOU HEARD ME PUNK

Y/n: OKAY HAHA WE’RE DONE HERE SEE YOU LATER COULSON BYE PETER

*Y/n has kicked Peter and Coulson*

Y/N: Well that could’ve gone a lot better

 Wade: Don’t worry they’ll be okay its only a dinner party

Clint: No they won’t, its an avengers dinner party.

Y/n: The last time we had a dinner party Tony chased Thor with scissors Tony: HE SAID MY HAIR WAS TURNING GRAY SO I WAS CUTTING HIS

Thor: It is? Why aren’t you happy? In Asgard that’s an amazing thing! :D

Tony: …

Tony: …

Tony: You have 5 seconds to run.

*Tony has left the chat* 

Y/n: Oh no

Clint: Oh yes

Thor: THE MAN OF IRON HAS SCISSORS AGAIN

*Thor has left the chat*
Y/n: Someone please go stop Tony

Steve: I got him

Y/n: Thanks Steve

*Steve has left the chat*

Tchalla: As much as I would love to stay and see how this turns out, Shuri needs me to check things in the lab. 

Wade: Bye kitty!

Tchalla: Y/n please do not make me join a chat with this man again 

Wade: :(

*Tchalla has left the chat*

*Rhodey has joined the chat*

Rhodey: I’ll help Steve

Y/n: Thanks Rhodey

Y/n: Wait

*Rhodey has left the chat*

Y/n: Damn it

Y/n: He’s helping Tony isn’t he?

Bruce: Yes, yes he is.

Y/n: Nat?

Natasha: I’m on it

*Natasha has left the chat*

Y/n: Bruce please go make sure she doesn’t kill anyone

Bruce: Got it

*Bruce has left the chat*

Wade: All the avengies are leaving :(

Bucky: Y/n please stop hanging out with him

Y/n: Never, I love Wade

Wade: <3

Y/n: <3

Bucky: I hate these chats

Sam: I hate sharing a last name with him

Scott: Why does everyone hate Wade again???

Y/n: Exactly Scotty, he’s an angel :)

Wade: Why so mean Sammy :,(

Y/n: You hurt his feelings :(

Sam: Good. Suffer.

Clint: I just heard a loud crash in the living room followed by “Please not my hair!” So I’m leaving to go watch

*Clint has left the chat*

Sam: Cap is going to need help if bird boy is leaving to “watch” so I’ll go too 

*Sam has left the chat*

Bucky: So Sam is flying around with his wings and chasing Clint, who’s chasing Steve, who’s chasing Tony and Rhodey, who are chasing Thor so they can cut his hair off, and Thor is running for his life?

Y/n: I think so?? I lost track

Y/n: Wait where’s Nat and Bruce

Bucky: Bruce is calming Nat down because she looked like she was about to stab someone

Bucky: Wait she just ran away from him

Bucky: She’s trying to steal Steve’s shield I gotta go

*Bucky has left the chat*

Wade: And then there were three

Scott: So what now?

Y/n: I mean by now my dinner party is ruined before it even started

Wade: …Want to go watch?

Y/n: Hell yes $10 says Clint trips on Steve’s metal frisbee after Nat steals it

Wade: I’ll take that action

Scott: Can I come? This seems way more interesting then literally anything I had planned

Y/n: Sure but be careful if you get in Nat’s way she can and will break every bone in your body

Scott: Noted.

Wade: Let’s go I don’t want to miss anything!

*Y/n has left the chat*

*Scott has left the chat*

*Wade has left the chat