Super Hero OkCupid. Made by Super Heroes, For Super Heroes. It came up as a joke between Stark and Hawkeye, Spiderman hears about it in the street. He makes a profile to check out the app, and finds out he was the only one not in it yet, thinking it surreal as he reads the profiles and answered questions. When the Super community learns that Spiderman is in OkCupid, everyone is racing to get a piece of his Amazing ass. Too bad they’re no match for Deadpool. Chaos, embarrassment and romance ensue
Warning: sex worker, language, angst, a tiny bit of smut, Deadpool snark.
A/N: This was from a dream I had. Seriously, I really had a dream about this.
Summary: You were a high end hooker and Bucky was your number one customer. He came to you seeking comfort and found that he wanted to help you escape the sex work life. But did he want to do it for you or himself? Or will a merc with a mouth be the one to save you?
“Real love, I’m searching for a real love..”
You stood in front of the produce section of the grocery store, trying to decide how many plums you wanted. Grabbing a plastic bag, you started to pick the best ones and placing them into the bag.
“They look delicious, don’t they doll?”
You froze at the familiar voice, slowly turned to your right and come face to face with Bucky. He looked better, healthier. He wore a maroon colored shirt under a black hoodie, jeans and black cap.
“Bucky!” You smiled widely, throwing your arms over his shoulder and giving him a warm hug. Bucky grinned, squeezing you back as gently as he could, trying to ignore the smell of your hair and the warmth of your body. Flashbacks of all the times the two of you spent together, intimate times locked into each other, hit the man hard. He pulled away and gave you a small smile.
Ellie Camacho, Wade Wilson/Deadpool’s daughter is one of my favorite child characters in the history of forever. I love that though she is the child of a main character, she’s not just a small clone of him. She is, however, very much his daughter/acts like a child who has been around Wade a lot.
Ellie was the result of a one-time thing between Wade and Ellie’s mother, Carmelita Camacho. Both Wade and Carmelita had been captured by a mob boss, and Carmelita had wanted to have sex before she died. After they were rescued, Carmelita saw Wade’s disfigured face unmasked and ran away in horror. Later, she approached Wade for child support, but Wade didn’t think the child was his because Ellie was “too beautiful.” (Also, a lot was going on in Wade’s life at the time.)
Years afterwards, Wade found out that Ellie and Carmelita had been kidnapped because of him. He was unable to save Ellie’s mother before she died, but with the help of Agent Emily Preston of S.H.I.E.L.D., he was able to recover Ellie, who was being raised by her kidnapper’s brother.
sometimes I think about, what if comic book universes had character merch to the same extent we do? imagine characters buying their own merch. tony stark in a “genius billionaire playboy philanthropist” t shirt. steve rogers going jogging in a captain america hoodie. wade wilson goes to buy tacos and pulls out a “merc with a mouth” wallet. imagine.
Yeah so i got the deadpool video game for my birthday yesterday and i just—
He tells me i suck at the game and he called me a dumbass and he also called me a jackass and the list goes on
Wade stop being mean to me you’re on my top 5 favorite marvel characters list.