wade parker

Honest to god Wade is me

I love saying ‘fuck me’ because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
— 

Wade Winston Wilson, probably

  • Wade: come over
  • Peter: I can't my car only has three wheels
  • Wade: Do you have a tricycle
  • Peter: You were supposed to say "but my parents aren't home"
  • Wade: I was distracted by your tricycle
  • Peter: ok, start over
  • Wade: come over
  • Peter: I can't my car only has three wheels
  • Wade: what color is your tricycle
  • Peter: fuck you
  • Peter: *breathes*
  • Wade: ❤️💖💛💘💝💝💕💕💖💙💓❤️💖💛💘💘💜😍🤤💌💜💗💕💌💖💝💓💘💘💙🤤🤤🤤💗💜💘💜💙💌💌💝💓💖💘💝💕💝💛💘💚💙💛💕💝💜💕💕💕❤️💕❣️❣️❣️💖💗💓💜💘💛💕❤️💘💚💘💙💜💘💜💚💝💛💛😍😍😍💘💖💘💚💜🤤🤤💕💕💙💕💙💕💕💕☺️💕🤤💕🤤💕💝❣️❣️💕💕
  • Peter: how did you say that out loud