wack bitches

Nicki Minaj today probably:

*tongue trill* When all y'all bitches gon tell me ‘Happy Mova’s Day’
None y'all wack bitches records get any radio play
I always be reminding y'all that I am in fact
Tha Numba One
Mother of all you bitches
And all of y'all my soooooooooons

*long extended cackling*

bts as text i’ve sent

jin:”junglecunt has been trying my life lately”

yoongi:”I may look dead on the outside but I’m screaming on the inside”

namjoon:”I just broke my toe,it felt like my soul left my body”


jimin:”but then I became a smart hoe and realized you can’t let wack ass bitches ruin your life”



@sevi-seviyorum Yeah okay no I’m mad enough that I gotta respond to this. Maybe you’ll see this op, or maybe not since you seem like the type of wack ass bitch to go ahead and block people. Idk and I don’t really give a fuck.

Bodhi Rook is a man of color who lived under imperial occupation. He was forced to live in an active war zone-his situation, in case you didn’t fucking notice it-is comparable to that of the United States occupation of Iraq or Afghanistan. Now, what does it mean to live under an active war zone? Oh the usual: not having enough food to eat, not having medicine, being shit out of luck for jobs or having a stable income, and oh yeah, living under the constant threat of violence. Bodhi Rook joined the Empire because there was no other fucking option, he had family, people he needed to care about. He most certainly did not kill anyone while he was working for the Empire. It was just a job to him. And when he was confronted with the consequences of working under the Empire? He left. HE made the choice to do what was right regardless of the consequences and he GAVE HIS LIFE TO SAVE THE ENTIRE GALAXY.

Severus idgaf about his last name is not at all comparable. He willingly joined Voldemort and willingly took part in Voldemort’s plans until Lily was threatened. Greasy McGee didn’t give a fuck when it looked like Nevill and his family was gonna die. He didn’t give a fuck about Harry or his dad. No, he only cared about Lily, the girl he called a racial slur and who severed ties with him years previous. Idc that he went back to the light. He was still fucking horrible and unnecessarily cruel to the children he was in charge of teaching. Severus Snape is an ugly ass douchebag who carried a torch for a girl that rejected him and then hated her son because he happened to look like his father.

And for you to have the fucking gall to sit there and type out this ugly ass post is really telling about what kind of headspace you’re in. You “love” Bodhi but you misinterpret his character so badly that you find him comparable to a man that willingly joined the Death Eaters? Eat my entire ass and keep Bodhi’s name out your fucking mouth.

anonymous asked:

i don't get the mcdonalds post, could you explain it?

@novacocayne was stranded at mc'ds and the cashier took hella long then ended up making it 20 cent cheaper and giving more food then some wack bitch start car dancing in the drive thru the end

anonymous asked:

Pimp c died ages ago you stupid hoe

No shit???????? that doesnt mean I cant enforce remembering him and everything he did for HOUSTON bitch like???

THOSE ARE LYRICS FROM R.I.P.- Migos so you really the STUPID HOE

DJ Screw Lil Flip Lil Keke Pimp C Slim Thug Mike Jones etc music and accomplishments all getting remembered every single day Fuck you mean FUCK U THOUGHT you dont know what Pimp C did for Texas or for music in general you scary ass hoe thats why yo ass on anon Dont ever come for taking a second to remember an influential rappers accomplishments EVER in your life WACK life COWARDLY BITCH

This the only time I’m going to address this bullshit trashcan wanted to blueprint 2009 hope the trashcan that he help give a new style and career is happy I hope this dusty rusty bitch doesn’t attend the bet awards trying to blow his flow this leech lying bitch was a torture to his soul a black cloud to his life. Wish he woke up when the Mrs did try to warn him and he thought otherwise people tried to warn him just for his safety and life she and her leech team knows she lying she wants to be in the high ranks so badly in Hollywood she getting her foot wet now but this all going to backfire on her this is the best thing the judge did he can watch her every move now she going to try and be everywhere he at wack bitch I know she heated he ain’t even give her that much life in his doc he spoke about a real one a real relationship with a real woman who always has his best interest at heart trashcan wants the world to see him as a crazy monster all the fans send him prayers and love send him positive energy embrace this day with love for Chris Brown Nobody no longer mention trashcan name the most high heavenly father is over everything no long will she be attach to him and his legacy he will claim victory this storm is over💞🌹❤

what is with all these uncle ruckus ass bitches making wack ass posts like “well since IM not personally offended by this then every one who is is an uppity negro I MEAN is a white person who has a Diversity Boner!!“ and then all of the whites consigning this bullshit like 1 blogger speaks for every POC or Jewish person on this website. Sometimes I think y'all view us as a hive mind or some shit It’s gotta stop diva

anonymous asked:

I don't blame her for hiding if she is cause she will get dragged.

Please she won’t get dragged only empty purse wack shit stain broke bitches with nothing better to do will judge we showing love regardless she’s our fave she is well love

"Lemonade" Songs for Your Sign
  • Aries: “Don’t Hurt Yourself” - “And keep your money, I’ve got my own, keep a bigger smile on my face, being alone, bad motherfucker, god complex, motivate your ass, call me Malcolm X.” / “This is your final warning, you know that I give you life, if you try this shit again, you’re gonna lose your wife.”
  • Taurus: “Love Drought” - “Are you aware you are my lifeline, are you trying to kill me? Like on my worst day? Or am I not thirsty enough?” / “Spend my life in the dark for the sake of you and me, only way to go is up, them old bitches so wack, I’m so tough, wassup?”
  • Gemini: “Sandcastles” - “I made you cry when I walked away and although I promised that I couldn’t stay, every promise don’t work out that way.” / “And your heart is broken cause I walked away, show me your scars and I won’t walk away.”
  • Cancer: “All Night” - “My love was stronger than your pride, behind your darkness I’m your light, you get deep, you touch my mind, baptize your tears and dry your eyes.” / “With every tear came redemption and my torturer became my remedy.”
  • Leo: “Freedom” - “I break chains all by myself, won’t let my freedom rot in hell, hey imma keep running cause a winner don’t quit on themselves.” / “I had my ups and downs, but I always find the inner strength to pull myself up. I was served lemons, but I made lemonade.”
  • Virgo: “Hold Up” - “How did it come down to this, scrolling through your call list, I don’t wanna lose my pride but imma fuck me up a bitch.” / “Step down, they don’t love you like I love you, can’t you see there’s no other man above you, what a wicked way to treat the girl that loves you.”
  • Libra: “Pray You Catch Me” - “You can taste the dishonesty, it’s all over your breath, as you pass it off so cavalier, but even that’s a test.” / “Nothing else ever seems to hurt like the smile on your face, when it’s only in my memory, it don’t hit me quite the same.”
  • Scorpio: “Daddy Lessons” - “And daddy liked his whiskey with his tea and we rode motorcycles, blackjack, classic vinyl, tough girl is what I had to be.” / “With his gun, with his head held high, he told me not to cry, oh my daddy said shoot, my daddy said shoot.”
  • Sagittarius: “Formation” - “I might get your song played on the radio station, you just might be a black Bill Gates in the making, I just might be a black Bill Gates in the making.” / “You know you’re that bitch when you cause all this conversation, always stay gracious, best revenge is your paper.”
  • Capricorn: “6 Inch” - “Six inch heels, she walked in the club like nobody’s business, goddamn, she murdered everybody and I was her witness.” / “Stars in her eyes, she fights for the power, keeping time.”
  • Aquarius: “Sorry” - “Now you wanna say you’re sorry, now you wanna call me crying, now you gotta see me wildin’, now I’m the one that’s lying and I don’t feel bad about it.” / “He only want me when I’m not there, he better call Becky with the good hair.”
  • Pisces: “Forward” - “When we made our way ‘til now, it’s time to listen, it’s time to fight, forward.” / “I love you more than this job, please don’t work for me, forward, go back to sleep in your favorite spot just next to me.”

spatial awareness

1. someone grabbed my leg on the subway. in the station, i mean. on the stairs. at broadway junction. 

2. i was walking downstairs while a lot of other people were walking upstairs. i was wearing a short dress. it was very warm. a man extended his arm as we passed each other and he gripped his fingers around my thigh. i turned around, disgusted, and then got swept away in the human traffic. i saw he was small, chubby, white, wearing a hat. i told obd about it, once we were out of the crowd. he told me that he was sorry. i felt sorry too. 

3. i went quiet for a while. imagining fingers on thigh. fingers on everything. my fingers penetrating that man’s eyeballs and not feeling sorry. 

4. i have become so guarded against all types of physical and sexual danger, that i can’t remember how to feel sexy even when it’s safe, sometimes. have you ever known this feeling? or something like it? do you know when can i learn to relax? or if i can. 

5. there is no structure to these fragments. they are just a few of the things that have happened to me lately. or i might have happened to them. or maybe we couldn’t help but all move along together. this is the trajectory of the narrative of new york. i’m just kidding?

6. throw your body around in the same ways that i do and try to keep all of the feelings in.

7. i am this woman who lives out of a tiny suitcase. 

8. at MoMA P.S.1, there is an exhibition of works by james lee byars. it includes an installation titled, ‘the ghost of james lee byars. it is simple. it is a pitch-black empty room which you have to walk across, without explanation. i found it exhilarating. we walked through it three separate times, obd and i, in between seeing byars’ other works.

a) the first time we walked through, we didn’t understand what was going on. we opened the curtains and we stepped into the darkness, holding on to each other. we could hear other people somewhere, laughing and clicking their fingers. we walked forwards, and quickly, trying to find a way out. through the darkness, i sensed panic running through his body and then the panic ran into me too. i gripped my fingers around his forearm and soon we had made it all the way across the room and through some other curtains. we stepped back into the light and we were both laughing. 

b) we stood in the middle of the room, kissing and touching each others’ bodies for a while. at some point, another person flashed their phone light for a split second and then everything changed. as we left again, i felt secret and high, but the room felt different now that i had seen its layout for a brief moment. exposed.

c) we entered from opposing doors. we met in the middle. i said his name out loud, nervously. he laughed. (so it becomes all about trust). he was sitting on the floor. i sat beside him. we held hands and watched as other people opened the curtains. we witnessed their shadows blending into the darkness. we clicked our fingers intermittently in an attempt to scare newcomers in the same way we had been scared by other people. after a while, the darkness itself became underwhelming and we left the room. afterwards i had a small headache. 

9. we joke sometimes about the 'profound experiences of art’ mentioned often in ben lerner’s 'leaving the atocha station’. when i asked obd if he had had one, he told me 'i had seven,’ and then paused and then smiled and then added, 'like a woman’. i laughed and shook my head, and then smiled too. PEoA. 

10. the feeling of being picked up by a huge wave and then the feeling of having your body slammed into the sand, while your brain is still trailing afterwards. i like that feeling.

11. adding lime juice to just about anything makes it taste fresher.

12. the german word for whale is Wal. 

13. in german, nouns are capitalized. 

14. the german word for herbivore is Pflanzenfresser. 

15. the german word for poetry is Dichtkunst. 

16. i mean, it’s kind of funny.   

17. i didn’t tell everybody this yet but we decided we are moving to berlin. soon. 

18. the ingénue is a stock character in literature, film and a role type in the theatre; generally a girl or a young woman who is endearingly innocent and wholesome. the term comes from the feminine form of the french adjective ingénu meaning “ingenuous” or innocent, virtuous, and candid. the term may also imply a lack of sophistication and cunning

19. of course, no one can afford to be that. 


On Taking those Blinders Off

Why is it that when we are in love with someone they are glorious and amazing, but after breaking up w them we see their faults. 

So suddenly, —Artsy indie guy with underground event connections  -


Jehovah’s witness coke head who wore purple skinny jeans, and probably liked dudes more than girls.

-Travelling film maker party guy

turns to

Fake Buddhist with a dolphin tattoo and a drinking problem.

-Exotic Mediterranean guy who studied at Oxford

is actually

a broke ass loser womanizer who asked you to split on condoms.

-Cuddly thug with big heart

ends up as

a Dumb muscle head jerk with the self awareness of a 9 year old

-Relaxed sporty guy who makes you laugh


pot head bike courier without any real income.


Dear readers, Time and again this phenomenon occurs. Guy starts out being amazing and after the dust settles we choose to see them under a whole different light.

So, why does this happen? 

Very often we are so excited about being in love and so thrilled that we have found someone who wants to spend loads of time with us that we undergo a type of amnesia.. It’s caused by a mix of hormones and serotonin, and makes us completely retarded.

The truth is, we know exactly what pieces of shit these guys are right from the start, but our deluded little brains sweep all that logical information under the carpet and try to justify it in our favour. So he only made you pay for drinks on your first date because he believes in women equality, and he’s goooooing to get another job, it’s just really hard to find one in his field right now (talentless douchebag freelancer is NoT a field by the way), and he only verbally abused you because he is just SOOO stressed out about his installation exhibit right now (coke withdrawal is a bitch, huh?), and he ended up balls deep in that other broad because he is really scared of his feelings for you, and he hasn’t called you back in a month because he is sorting out his issues to be your perfect man, and he won’t let you spend the night because he has to go work out reeeeeally early.


We all know what’s wrong with a person as soon as we get with them and it is our choice to acknowledge it or ignore it.

Here are some tips that will potentially help you take the blinders off way earlier than you are used to:

  1. Withhold sex. That’s right, I said it. This is not mom advice.  If you choose to get your bang-on on the first date, go right ahead… however AFTER that, take several days- and go on several dates- without getting jiggy.  Let your mind clear up from the serotonin high.  If you have to talk to him and listen to him without getting distracted by his penis, you will be better off at gauging his douchebaggery levels.
  2.  Run his questionable behavior by your most judgemental friend or even your mom.  If there are things about him that you are ashamed to tell your friends (or parents), then he is likely bad news.  Your most judgemental friend will tell you that it is wack that he made you hold on to his pound of weed while his car was getting searched by the cops.
  3. Check out his relationship with his mom.  And I don’t mean demand to go to his family reunion after 2 weeks of dating. I mean try and talk about families and see how he talks about his mama.  If he treats her with disrespect odds are he will do the same with you.    
  4. Check out his friends. Who we roll with represents us.  Don’t forget that. If his friends are douchey scumbags, he probably has some of that in him too. Obviously take this one with a grain of salt. Sometimes we have friends from years ago who are kind of deadbeat, but history keeps us together. This is fine. However, if he recognizes that his friends have issues, there is hope.  If he thinks that his most douchey friends are effin glorious, he is probably a bad scene.
  5. does he treat you like a princess at all times? NO?  Then away with him,

I believe that this advice can help you in the long run and avoid a sudden jolt of reality when you come up for air after the honeymoon is over and wonder who the fuck IS this person you went home with a year ago….

And before all you boy readers turn on me, please note that I do recognize that girls are not any different.  This advice applies to girls and boys all the same.  Boys, beware of wack bitches.

And take those damn blinders off!