waaaaaaahhhh!!!!

Zuko's tragic backstory

Ozai:  You know what!  Your sister was born lucky!  You were lucky to be born!

Young Zuko:  …… what…. I…..   but dad….. I ….  WAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Ozai:  No seriously, the cord was wrapped around your neck and everything.  And your mom was on bed rest for like a month.  You were REALLY lucky.

young Zuko:  But I just want to be a good kid!  Waaaaaaahhhh

Ozai:  Oh my god, stop crying.

Zuko:  *snifff*

Ozai:  But I still like your sister more.