I like wrestling. I like this dumb meme.
Headphone warning. By which I mean the best sounds you’ve ever heard will be coming through your headphones.
i can’t believe that samoa joe’s entire gimmick in wwe can be summed up as, ‘seductively terrifying’
I want WWE to release an album of their best promo guys reading children’s stories.
Bray Wyatt reading Goodnight Moon.
The Miz reading Mother Goose.
Paul Heyman reading Jack and the Beanstalk.
Enzo Amore reading Goldilocks.
You can’t sit there and tell me you wouldn’t buy a CD where Samoa Joe threateningly reads Green Eggs & Ham to you. Don’t lie to yourself.
Originally posted by spongebob
Twas the night of Wrestlemania
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even Shea-Mouse
The snacks were laid out in the fridge with care
In hopes that the Big Show wouldn’t be there
The beers were nestled all snug in their place
The Network buffered quickly with a smile on my face
The mixed tag match contenders kept displaying their love
As Maryse stared down Nikki even giving her a shove
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
Many superstars were brawling, looking for dreams to shatter
Away to the window I flew like a flash
To enter the ring and try to win the Andre The Giant Match
The glare of my TV on leather sofa that’s actually faux
Gave the lustre of moonlight to the laminate flooring below
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
But Paul Heyman announcing Brock Lesnar was here
With a beefy presence, and a neck so thick
Brock flexed his biceps and let Heyman do all of his schtick
More rapid than eagles his opponent soon came
As smoke bellowed on stage and the crowd chanted his name
“GOLDBERG” was heard from the mouths of every fan
The problem is, well, Brock just didn’t give damn
To the corner of the turnbuckle to the top of the tron
Wrestlemania was soon starting, the excitement had begun
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
There was a boo from the crowd and a glint in an eye
Triple H walked the ramp, looking to end all the games
But Seth Rollins, determined, limped on through the pain
And then, in a twinkling, with footsteps a flurry
The crowd went wild to the sound of “Here Comes The Money”
The commissioner of Smackdown was at Wrestlemania again
But he was stepping in with an AJ just wanting to cause pain
Backstage all the women prepared for their match
The rise of Bayley could be destroyed by the powerful Nia Jax
And poor Alexis Bliss must face one and all
Who will be the one who will get to stand tall?
Their eyes how they twinkled! Each one is a cutie!
New Day were here to prove that they ain’t booty
The hosts of the night pushing their New Day Pops
The crowd go wild shouting “New Day Rocks”
Randy Orton’s opponent didn’t care for him at all
It was clear this match would be and out and out brawl
The Eater of Worlds stepping into the Viper’s nest
To retain his belt and prove he’s the best
Betrayal after betrayal, this match was for revenge
And Kevin Owens proving that he doesn’t need friends
And let’s not forgot the other gold on the line
Dean Ambrose and Neville must keep their eyes on the prize
I spoke not a word as the music soon played
The games were over, the WWE logo displayed
Michael Cole, Byron Saxton even JBL too
Welcomed us to Wrestlemania with a how-do-you-do
The fireworks exploded and the excitement rose
I felt a buzz from my head right down to my toes
As Michael Cole beamed and roared, getting zanier and zanier
“Welcome ladies and gentlemen”… “To WRESTLEMANIA!”
i’m sorry but joe putting paul into the coquina clutch with great force after calmly and graciously explaining to paul literally seconds before hand exactly what he was going to do was such a brilliant way to end a segment and,
i just love samoa joe, man
Creative: Paul, you gotta keep talking shit about JoePaul:
Originally posted by no-ones-fantasy
wwe superstar: *says the words great balls of fire once*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me: ʖ ͡°)
When you go to a live show, but someone taller sits in front of you.
The Paul Heyman/Samoa Joe ship is alive and well tonight I see
Originally posted by totaldivasepisodes
We are more than happy to Draft Samoa Joe.
He June Bug now