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W4S by Tracy Danger Mumford

You try not falling in love with a spy.

They know everything about you without any of the small talk.  

They’ve seen your dossier, they’ve tapped your phone, they’ve killed and impersonated your best friend for two years to learn everything they possibly can about you from beneath a very convincing rubber mask.

That’s dedication you won’t find on Match.com.

A spy wants you for your secrets and will listen to anything to get them. They will hear all about your bad day and your dog’s anxiety pills and how someone at work used your non-communal office mustard again. They will listen close no matter what in case you decide to spill a secret while describing your cubicle mate’s skin tags in fleshy detail.

A spy will comfort you when your friend’s real body finally shows up incinerated at the crash site of a lightweight airplane. You know something is off because your friend hated to fly and had no access to a private Cessna, but in that moment you just need comfort and the spy is more than willing to offer it. Such strong arms.

My spy thinks I have the codes. I think my spy has nice eyes.

Sometimes when we dance it feels dangerous: two countries locked in a deadly tango, secrets just below the surface.

But who else would have have gone with me to my sister’s wedding?  

Fri. Jan 20th, 2017
9PM EST (6PM PST/8PM CST)
Goblet - W4, P42, The Sultana’s Breath Subdivision

Come out for the debut of Eorzea’s much anticipated first ever co-ed K-Pop Idol group, 3B (Beat Breakerz Brigade) hosted by Crescent! Each member will be presenting their own solo acts to showcase their individual talents and personalities as well as a special group performance they’ve worked on over the past month! Learn a little more about each member below and let us know who your bias is in the comments! We hope to that you can make it and that you’ll show your support for us even if you can’t!

Reblogs will be helpful and much appreciated, hope to see you there!

A big thank you again to @crescent-ffxiv for letting us use the space!

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Tools: Copic Multiliner (0.1, 0.3), Copic Marker (100, W2, W4, W5, W7, W8), Sakura Gelly Roll (white), WHSmith’s own brand sketchbook

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Cindy helps me paint again!


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Three of the four bosses in W4 down! BATS was on a roll! Decided to leave the last boss for tomorrow since we started p late. Super enthusiastic to do the last one tomorrow tho! If anyone wants any peeks into the new raid wing once cleared, feel free to contact me and I’ll be happy to let y’all take a gander.

First screenshot by one of the other raiders since we forgot to get it and I lost the trophy model in my instance ahah. 

UPDATED Makeup Product List

This is my updated face makeup mostly for work or going out which I usually do after my self tanning and skin care routine ☺️💕 I switch up my eye makeup pretty often but I included my most used eyeshadow palattes as well for those of you who are curious!

✨Face✨
Loreal true match Lumi w4
Marc Jacobs remarkable foundation #26
Becca under eye brightening corrector
Maybelline fit me concealer in fair
Kat Von D tattoo concealer #16 and #22
Anastasia Beverly Hills cream contour kit medium palatte
Laura Mercier translucent powder
Urban decay beached bronzer in Bronzed
Too faced dark chocolate soleil bronzer
Too faced peach bellini baked blush
Becca champagne pop highlighter
Mario bedescu rose water face spray
✨Eyes✨
Anastasia Beverly Hills brow wiz in taupe
Nyx brow gel
Too faced Better than sex mascara
Essence matte black liquid liner
Too faced chocolate semi sweet palatte
Tartelette matte eyeshadow palatte
Kat Von D shade and light eye palatte
Carli Bybel eyeshadow and highlight palatte
Ardel 206 lashes stacked
✨Lips✨
Spice lip liner from Mac
Kat Von D bow and arrow liquid lipstick

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