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I’M SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING THAT RUTH LOOKS OLDER THAN SHE ACTUALLY IS

Yes b*tches,it may be true. She may not look 37, she may look blah-years old.But gUESS WHAT I DON’T CARE. She may have some wrinkles. GUESS WHAT, THESE WRINKLES ARE THE SEXIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN. People may be like, “Why do you like Ruth when there are so many hot guys and gals out there?” Y O U K N O W W H AT YOU CAN KEEP YOUR MODELS WITH THEIR EXTREME SIXPACKS AND LONG ASS LEGS AND FLAWLESS SKIN AND IDGAF ABOUT WHAT ELSE. MORE “OLD LADY” FOR US MOTHERF*CKERS. THE “OLD LADY” (NOT EVEN CLOSE TO ONE WTF) IS THE SEXIEST AND THE CUTEST AND THE FUNNIEST AND THE BEST DAMN PERSON ALIVE, BYE

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I    l o v e    I    l o v e    I    l o v e    m y s e l f
I    L O V E    I    L O V E    I    L O V E    M Y S E L F
I     k n o w     I     k n o w    I     k n o w     m y s e l f
Y a     p l a y a     h a t e r s     y o u     s h o u l d     l o v e     y o u r s e l f
                                                      B R R

i thought about kissing you today
and yesterday
and the day before that.
i know i’ll think about kissing you
tomorrow
and the day after that
and some more days after those days.
i think about kissing you
slowly
and tracing my fingers along
your lips.
i think about kissing you
in your car, in the rain, on your doorstep.
i think about kissing your
dimple, your cheek, your spot.
i think about kissing only you,
not anyone else,
just you.
—  p i l l o w  t h o u g h t s  b y  c o u r t n e y  p e p p e r n e l l