beautiful dawn - lights up the shore for me. there is nothing else in the world, i’d rather wake up and see (with you). beautiful dawn - i’m just chasing time again. thought i would die a lonely man, in endless night. but now i’m high; running wild among all the stars above. sometimes it’s hard to believe you remember me.
-jared kleinman is a weirdly popular popstar
-connor murphy is a teenager from central new york with a sister who likes this obnoxious asshole singer for. some reason
-the murphys are flying out to hollywood for a few weeks as a sort of vacation
-alana asks zoe to meet jared and give her her contact information so she can interview him for a chance at a scholarship; zoe thinks its a win-win bc she likes jared AND she gets to make her gf happy
-zoe drags connor along on her quest to get in touch w/ jared, he is Not Impressed
-meanwhile jared is out celebrating his bestest friend evan’s bday, whilst trying to stay out of the public eye bc he has a Big Movie Deal on the line, which is a huge deal bc hes dealt with a lot of. bad press lately
-jared smashes a door into connor’s face. it goes about as well as you would expect
-thus begins the…interesting adventure of connor and jared ducking the papparazzi and trying not to tear each others heads off in the process
Giovanni: where’s my assassin robes?
Giovanni: where’s my assassin robes??
Maria: I-uh- put it away! Why do you need to know?
Giovanni: I need it!-
Maria: nu-uh don’t you think about running off to do no assassin contract. We’ve been planing this dinner for two month!
Giovanni: the Medici is in danger!-
Maria: my evenings in danger!
Giovanni: tell me where my robes are! We’re talking about the greater good here!
Maria: the greater good!?I’m the greatest good you’re ever gonna get!