Hi my name is Eridan Dark’ness Dementia Ampora Way and I havve long ebony black hair (that’s howw I got my name) wwith purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy vviolet eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like the Dualscar (AN: if u don’t knoww wwho he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to the Condesce but I wwish I wwas because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vvampire but my teeth are straight and wwhite. I have pale grey skin. I’m also a wwizard, and I go to a magic school called Oinkbeastblemishes in Alternia where I’m in the sevventh year (I’m sevventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wwear mostly black. I lovve Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I wwas wwearing a black cape wwith matching lace around it and black leather pants, a striped blue scarf and black combat boots. I wwas wwearing black lipstick, black eyeliner and vviolet eye shadoww. I wwas wwalking outside Oinkbeastblemishes. It wwas snowwing and raining so there wwas no sun, wwhich I wwas vvery happy about. A lot of landwwellers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Lazy banner is lazy I know. I still don’t get how the frick I’ve been managing to get this many people to follow this piece of shit named Death. But there’ll be no more sappy stuff! All you need to know is that I cannot put 3k people on this list, as much as I want to && that there is no specific order. I may not talk to all of these blogs daily, but I do sure as fuck enjoy them all on my dash! All of these blogs are 100/10 you should check ‘em out! P.S. some blogs might have the same mun.

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