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  • A man sneezes while five other men are talking over him. You know exactly which one sneezed. 
  • Your brain is now unsure if someone has actually said this or if you can hear their voice in your head.
  • There is a cult for an editor. We are all members of said cult. We all bring our hands together above our heads. We worship this editor. PE/\KE. SPE/\K. P E /\ K E S P E /\ K
  • There is an infinite number of Adams. 
  • You click on a video that is 10 minutes long. You black out and come to hours later, watching a different, but similar video.
  • You are called a shizno and you feel insulted. You do not know what this word means, but you are insulted.
  • All your money is disappearing. You don’t know where it’s going, nor do you remember spending it, but merchandise keeps showing up on your doorstep. You have so much merchandise. Your room is covered with so many posters that they cover the windows. No way in. No way out. You only wear merchandise now. 
  • One man is constantly constantly shirtless and this is not questioned.
  • You wanted to watch a silly show about soldiers in a canyon. You didn’t know what you were signing up for. It wasn’t this. Anything but this. 
  • There are two pairs of Joel and Adams and no one ever knows which one a person is referring to.
  • There are screencaps of tweets on tumblr before the staff has even tweeted it.
  • Another hypothetical situation has been discussed. They must have hundreds of millions of dollars at this point.
  • A man is impregnated with an alien child, but this is fine. This is perfectly normal. This child grows up and plays on the basketball team. This is perfectly normal.
  • You feel the strange compulsion to add “as dicks” to everything you say.
  • There have been terrible, terrible things done For The Kids.
  • For some reason the dynamite is kind.
  • Certain state names make you cry.
  • One man is simultaneously the dumbest and smartest person alive. You do not question this.
  • A different man is at once a murderous dark god, a loving husband, and a gigantic nerd. This, too, is never questioned.
  • There are four of the exact same person. Not cloned, however. The clones are a different story we must never speak of.
  • Everything is also a gun.
  • You must pick a team in the great battle of red versus blue. Friendships have been ruined over picking the wrong team. There is no remaining neutral. 
  • No one thinks twice about giving a child access to weapon gun hybrids, nor do they reconsider letting them fight the monsters of the world. Clearly, a man has made many, many mistakes.
  • You do not know who this drunk man declaring that he is the cheese master is, but you accept his mastery of cheese.
  • We wonder why we’re here. We see it as one of life’s greatest mysteries.

Okay but are you a Hamilton person or an Usnavi person? Non-Stop or 96000? 21 Chump Street or Freestyle Love Supreme? Long haired Lin or short haired Lin? “Whaaaaaat?” or “No Me Diga?!”


Thought you guys wanted to see more Nova vs. sketches. So, here yah go. It’s just a short comic but I hope it’ll do. (It’s in anime version tho. I’m trying to practice my manga art for quite sometime now.) :D @mrevaunit42

Anon: So why doesn’t anyone mention the fact that Jimin and Hobi’s short films for Wings are connected? Like??


DOODLES YES. I had way too much coffee a few hours ago so I started drawing like a madman (even tho I should have been doing homework).

The last pic is me merging Star vs the Forces of Evil with Hunter x Hunter and the first drawing was based off of a thing I saw of people wearing shirts like that (i drew the first one in an hour ok, I know it’s bad)

Can you name all those characters

Camera:  Justin Coloma

one of the greatest crimes of the harry potter movies was the absence of dobby wearing a million socks and hats. i have never seen a more relatable character and i am so offended 

Carolina and Caboose

Headcanon that Carolina hasn’t had the time to cut her hair in a while and it’s getting longer or that she prefers it to be longer. So one day she’s in the mess hall or outside the base tying her hair back frustrated that her hair isn’t cooperating as Caboose walks out and is delighted to see that Carolina has long hair. He offers to braid it for her, as he used to help his sisters braid their hair when they were younger. 

So hesitantly Carolina agrees remembering Caboose’s superhuman strength and they sit down somewhere private and to her surprise Caboose is gentle with her hair and braids it in intricate braid that fits easily underneath her helmet without pulling on her scalp like her ponytail used to. And so it begins, first a few times a week until it’s every morning. They sit together telling stories as Caboose braids her hair. She can tell that he’s been wanting to talk to someone for a long time and she’s happy to offer her ears. He tells her about his sisters, about Blood Gulch and their adventures there and about the Alpha and Tucker. Sometimes she would tell stories about her childhood and about York and Washington and about the rest of the freelancers, but she would never talk about the Director. They’d laugh and mourn together as the sun would rise in the horizon casting a soft light on their faces. 

And so an unexpected friendship forms as they tell stories together and one day Carolina finds herself looking forward to these therapeutic sessions with the blue solider.