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The Signs as Simmons quotes
  • Aries: We need you to go to the store and buy some elbow grease and headlight fluid.
  • Taurus: Suck it, blue!
  • Gemini: I already told you, I'm Dutch Irish!
  • Cancer: Sarge's death was in the past; we need to look to the future. A future filled with Simmons!
  • Leo: Yes sir! Shit, I'm mean suck it, Blue! Goddammit, I mean Red!
  • Virgo: You're about to get Simmonsized!
  • Libra: I can't believe I donated organs for this fucking war.
  • Scorpio: Wanna talk about it?
  • Sagittarius: I don't like it when girls pay direct attention to me.
  • Capricorn: Hold on! Hold on! Don't let go!
  • Aquarius: Okay, just to be clear, I understood what you meant by that. I get that you want to shoot him with bullets.
  • Pisces: Do you ever wonder why we're here?