vs india

can I just say that as much as I love Pakistan winning, I love the fact that both teams thanked each other, congratulated each other and showed genuine professionalism and showmanship and friendship beyond the political bullshit both teams are forced to endure. Kudos. As buzzed as I am by PK winning, this was a victory for BROWN cricket and I’m so freaking here for it

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We got my country, Pakistan trending at number 1 for their awesome win against India then 3rd is one of my favorite YouTubers, the Game Grumps and then Paul McCartney at 7th cause he’s survived another year of this world’s bs
Today is a fucking great day

the guy who took home 2 awards, hassan, had a translator present and spoke in urdu. it moved me to tears. the rest of our players speak weak english and often become the subject of mockery- do you not see the country suffering from post-colonial effects still? its absurd that we’re made to believe pride only comes with a fluency in the language that has nothing to do with our heritage whatsoever but is rather a reminder of the years of oppression our people had to go through. pakistan is battling on every front right now and it will not stop bleeding till we ourselves bleed green as a nation.
today was Historic, you’ve done us proud boys

why I love formula one

a selection of reasons and a look back on moments throughout the years that have reminded me just why I love this sport so much


  • when the drivers mess around

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  • #placesalonsowouldratherbe
  • dancing drivers

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  • dancing mechanics
  • dancing marshals

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  • how the drivers get along so well with each other

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  • when vettel got bored and overtook two drivers in the pitlane with literally zero effort

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  • team twitter sass
  • when all else fails, get the duct tape
  • the Suzuka puppets
  • crazy fan costumes

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  • Button’s cake obsession

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  • how excited we get when random animals appear on the track

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  • when the drivers pull faces/smile for the camera

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  • how much kimi raikkonen doesn’t give a shit

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  • “Felipe, baby”
  • lucky nipple tweak

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  • swearing over team radio
  • the famous kimi quote
  • that one time when all the teams raced boats down the pit lane during the rain in Suzuka
  • Mexican waving at Silverstone

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  • Riccardo drinking out of his shoe and then forcing Webber to do the same
  • amazing driver abbreviation coincidences ‘BUT GRO PER’
  • smiley Dan

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  • awesome helmet designs
  • vettel’s victory doughnuts
  • car worshipping
  • the night races
  • when two drivers who are on the podium don’t like each other and the other driver stands awkwardly and gives an The Office style look to the camera
  • sebastian choosing to go deep into a corner and lock up so he wouldn’t hit a seagull and then teasing Hamilton for not braking for it after the race

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  • Maurizio being adorable
  • Kevin and the banana
  • Rosberg’s adorable clumsiness

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  • mclaren’s new team member at singapore
  • how every time Kimi gets onto the podium they never have actual champagne
  • the love everyone has for the driver’s wives

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  • the pirelli stetsons in Austin
  • the pirelli ushankas in Russia
  • the pirelli sombreros in mexico
  • when one of the driver’s pours champagne over the interviewer
  • the fact that Hulkenberg takes his little Hulk Pop! vinyl around the world with him and takes pictures for his Twitter with it
  • that time when Jenson and Fernando snuck onto the podium

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  • when Vettel put the whole front wing of his car into the cockpit
  • when drivers hijack the marshal’s scooter and drive them both back to the pits

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  • the red wigs
  • sauber vs force india pit lane crate rowing

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  • that time when kimi got out the car during a red flag period and just ate an ice cream without a care in the world
  • the marshal teddy bear at Hungary
  • adorable little felipinho
  • and to finish off, just a selection of hilarious fernando alonso moments

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I’m grounded. Wanna know why I’m grounded?  Yesterday I was gonna ask my mom to drive me two hours and back to a sleepover so I needed to get her in a good mood and I like, cleaned the whole house and stuff. Now, you know the cleaning cloth right? So we have two of them: one for the floor and one for the table. And heres the thing ; THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE BLOODY SAME. So being the genius I am I used the floor cloth for the table and my mom walked in and saw me and she frEAKED out. She flipped. I mean, I don’t even know HOW she knew-she has like, x ray vision or something but she fucking flipped. I mean, she threw-out-the-table flipped. I’m not kidding, she made me hold one end and grabbed the other end and literally made us go downstairs and THREW IT OUT. So heres the problem: the table we threw out was the coffee table from the living room. And we had guests over that night. So my mom was all like “ we can’t give them tea because wheRE WILL WE PUT THE SNACKS  BECAUSE THERE IS NO COFFEE TABLE”. So what happened, the guests had to hold the tea in their hands - which was like this big thing   because ?!?!?!?!  mother’s logic Dishonour on me, dishonour on my family, dishonour on my cow- such shame I brought on my family because the guests held the chai in their damn hands and why thats a big deal I don’t KNOW ASK MY MOTHER  so anyway, for dinner we had to shift the guests to the dining room. And we NEVER use the dining room. Ive lived in this house 2 years and I think we used the dining table a grand total of two times. Once, last night when we had dinner with the guests, and once this morning when I ate breakfast there. So basically we had to shift the guests to the dining table for dinner. And what happened? There was India vs Pakistan cricket match on the tv. And if you’re not Indian let me just tell you that that shit is a crime to miss and a question on your patriotism if you don’t watch it. So my dad got mad because he and the ‘uncle’ wanted to watch the match while eating but they couldn’t because why? oH YEAH BECUASE THERE WAS NO COFFEE TABLE. so they had to miss 3 overs of the match and in those 3 overs what happened? LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED but oh they missed three glorious overs of their life and so after the guests left my dad got mad at my mom and my mom ratted me out so they both turned around and got mad at me and so basically I’m grounded why?oh BECUASE THE TWO CLOTHS LOOK EXACTLY THE FREAKING SAME