vriskasexket

  • Cronkri <>
  • Cameron, Sam
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[Kankri is heard huffing in annoyance, footsteps falling quickly.]
C: kankri, come on! vwhats the big deal? [He groans lowly and his footsteps join Kankri’s.] i just said it vwas ridiculous.

K: Exactly! Cr9nus, y9u seem t9 n9t understand the imp9rtance and seri9usness 9f triggers. I have l9st c9unt 9f h9w many times I have t9ld n9t 9nly y9u, 6ut the rest 9f 9ur sessi9n that t9uching 9thers with9ut c9nsent is a deep invasi9n 9f privacy and can 6ring up unpleasant mem9ries f9r certain parties. I pers9nally hate it 6ecause-

C: look, its not exactly like youre going to die if i lean on you a little to say hello. you nevwer seemed to mind me slapping you on the back before.

K: [Muttering] Y9u never listened t9 my pr9tests.

C: regardless, isnt it a bit silly to get so uppity about this? i vwont do it again, and you knowv me. i keep my vword! [Kankri scoffs.] vwhat? you doubting me?

K: Perhaps I am. What are y9u t9 d9 a69ut it?

C: im to tell you to not doubt me. i can be serious at times. [Cronus laughs, but it faulters under Kankri’s stare.] okay, not a lot but still, im knowvn to pull my head out of my ass enough to notice things. i dont hit on you, youvwe made it clear you arent interested.

K: N9w 9nly if y9u extended that kn9wledge t9 the 9thers. Y9u 9nly d9n’t, as y9u s9 crudely put it, “hit 9n me” 6ecause y9u kn9w I am celi6ate and I w9uld n9t return y9ur insistent-

C: [Cuts Kankri off; mocking tone in the quoted section.] yeah yeah, “Y9u are a h9rri6le example f9r y9ung tr9lls in r9mance”, savwe it kan.

K: If I am t9 save it, then y9u are t9 learn s9me manners. I am free later t9 teach y9u h9w t9 c9nduct y9urself in a rati9nal manner. It is 9nly my duty as y9ur unapp9inted m9irail, if I am t9 thr9w quadrants ar9und as P9rrim d9es, t9 teach y9u h9w t9 6ehave in s9cial interacti9ns- [Deadpans] what are y9u d9ing?

C: blocking out the nonsense and listening for compliments. its a skill ivwe perfected since knowving you, kan.

K: Kankri, Cr9nus. My name is Kankri and I w9uld prefer y9u n9t pull a P9rrim and call me silly little nicknames. C9mpletely ill9gical and pathetic, frankly. I hate nicknames.

C: [Muttering] if its “kankers” from latula, you dont.

K: Cr9nus! [Opens his mouth to counter, but Cronus’s laughter cuts him off and he resigns to a groan.] I regret ever menti9ning that t9 y9u. Hell, I didn’t even menti9n it t9 y9u, y9u dragged it screaming 9ut 9f me.

C: its a talent. nowv, you forgivwe me for the touching thing?

K: Regretfully. Can we m9ve 9n 6ef9re y9u find s9mething else t9 ann9y me with?
[Footsteps falling in sync, fading.]



A Script writen by our scriptor Kira! Thank you very much, Kira!!

Kankri - Cameron

Cronus - Sam

Editor - Jess

hisoka6  asked:

On the note of Haikyuu!!, it's basically my favourite sports anime outside of Free! and I feel like you'd really enjoy it. Hinata (Orange as I tag him on my anime blog) and Kageyama (King boy on my anime blog) have such an interesting dynamic and the other characters, especially Noya and Suga, make me grin. I recommend it a lot, definitely if you like sports anime. (Side note, bless you for all the Rinrei. I consider you the leader of the ship, haha.)

OH~! A few years back I’ve actually read the first few chapters of Haikyuu! so I have pretty much an idea of it. So yeah, I think I’ll like it a lot! It’s gotten really popular after the anime came out as well. And… even though I’m not familiar with the characters just yet, I really like Kuro (if I remember correctly, that’s his name)— that sexy black haired guy in red jersey. xD BUT BUT BUT if there is rivalry between two characters (like Aomine-Kagami or Rin-Rei) I will totally dig it. xD

And yes, I like sports anime so I’m thinking of watching this sometime soon. Haikyuu!! also has more eps released than the other shows. :3

ROFLY LEADER OF THE SHIP WHA— I NEED AIR AND A LIFE VEST.. I JUST LEVELED UP TO A LEADER…  DOES THAT EQUAL ‘CAPTAIN’ OF THE SHIP? FCKKKK I CAN’T SWIM SO I

hisoka6  asked:

I finished SnK like two days ago and I think I've sold my soul to this ship. Bless you for being the captain of this ship /lays down and never gets up

HHHHHH oh my GODDD d-did you just call me the captain of the ship (cries a river) im gushing!!! that’s so sweet and i am very flattered…. ;_____;

welcome to jeaneren hell ~

~*~*~music meme ~*~*~

i got tagged by dormilonaluna

rules: YOU CAN TELL A LOT ABOUT SOMEONE BY THE TYPE OF MUSIC THEY LISTEN TO. HIT SHUFFLE ON YOUR IPOD, PHONE, ITUNES, MEDIA PLAYER ETC AND WRITE DOWN THE FIRST 20 SONGS. THEN PASS THIS ON TO 10 PEOPLE. ONE RULE: NO SKIPPING

  1. your guardian angel (acoustic) - red jumpsuit apparatus
  2. what the water gave me - florence + the machine
  3. never let me go - florence + the machine
  4. good enough - evanescence
  5. the ballad of mona lisa - panic! at the disco
  6. conquest - the sound of arrows
  7. remember us - gabriel royal
  8. this too shall pass - danny schmidt
  9. on top of the world - imagine dragons
  10. are you satisfied? - marina and the diamonds
  11. all that i’m living for - evanescence
  12. shake it out - florence + the machine
  13. rabbit heart (raise it up) - florence + the machine
  14. all this and heaven too - florence + the machine
  15. sparks fly - taylor swift
  16. mowgli’s road - marina and the diamonds
  17. jerusalem - dan bern
  18. the last time - taylor swift feat. gary lightbody
  19. bruises - chairlift
  20. girls/girls/boys - panic! at the disco

all right firstly i’d like to clarify that my library is not actually ¼ florence and the machine and i’m really not sure how that happened, but now i’m actually going to tag ten people because i like getting new music so! if y'all don’t mind:

whenyouwishuponawolfstar, queertucker, beanie-buns, bisexualmikeross, fatgirlandrobin, therealmadeline

and then amanda, katt, and kira who tumblr isn’t letting me mention so i’ll just tag you instead c:

hisoka6  asked:

Hi Davie! I just wanted to clarify that bisexuality isn't limited to sexual attraction to two genders. The true definition is "sexual attraction to similar and other genders." I've identified as bisexual for nearly four years now, and this description is accurate to me. The difference between bi and pan (simplistically) is that bisexuals may not be attracted to certain genders while pansexuals are attracted to all. I hope this helps, and thank you for what you do! uwu

I was avoiding that definition, to be honest, because I’ve meet three people who identify as bisexual but do not experience attraction to their own/similar gender. [shrugs]. Bisexual has quite a few different “true” definitions which can make it quite hard to find the right one sadly.

That aside, this is a fair thing to bring up and I want to thank you for providing this information. <3 

~Davie

vriskasexket replied to your post: “i know of literally one canon bisexual guy in mainstream media and i’m…”:

I just really need representation and not “bicurious” or “going through a phase” jokes. Jsut one canon bisexual woman please, mainstream media.

yeah for REAL

it’s so gross it’s either like

“oh you’re a bisexual girl? haha that’s hot, you had a lesbian phase but you went back to guys right” or “you’re a bisexual guy? haha yeah right, weirdo pervert, you’re probably gay and in denial” and either way it’s so demonizing w/r/t treating you like you’re really promiscuous like. i am so angry about the way bi people are represented 

hisoka6  asked:

You getting excited over all of us talking to you is so cute pfft you're really cool and nice, so of course we like talking to you. Plus, hella taste in characters. Love that Hanamiya. 8))))

cute, cool, nice wow I feel so special

you are so wonderful <3

and why would people enjoy talking to me I’m just a dork with a blog I don’t understand???

and yes hanamiya is king of everything and father blueberry shhhh

hisoka6  asked:

*awkwardly stumbles into ask* Yes hello. Could you please tags spirders as "spiders" or "spiders tw" for me? I have severe arachnophobia and I can even have panic attacks at a simple doodle or mention of one. Thank you friend, and have a lovely day. uwu

OH FUCKIN SHIT IM SORRY YES YES YES ILL TAG IT OH IM SORRY