vorts


Hans Memling (Magonza, 1430 – Bruges, 1494)
Ritratto di uomo con medaglia romana
1480 ca, Anversa, Koninklijk Museum voor Schone Kunsten
olio su tavola , 31×23,2 cm

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Qui ciamo ‘n esempio de ritratto fiammingo, cioè de quer solito Benelux che amo già citato più vorte, e ndove ner Rinascimento se sviluppa n’economia un botto florida, cioè gireno un sacco de sordi. E appena ciai du sordi che fai? Vòi esse ricordato. Vabbè, nun solo quello, pure antre cose, però è certo che a quer tempo dove nun c’era nè ‘a fotografia né i social, fasse fà un ritratto da un pittore famoso come Memling era un modo pe dì “aho ce sto pure io, e pure si nun sò aristocratico, principe o cardinale, ciò un ber conto in banca e quindi pijatevela in saccoccia”. Infatti Memling fa ritratti soprattutto ai mercanti, banchieri, borghesi, che solo ducent’anni prima nun soo sarebbe sognato nisuno.
Sto tizio è ritratto co gran precisione de particolari, come d’uso noo stile fiammingo, e su un ber paesaggetto de sfonno, che pure in questo Memling j’ammollava abbastanza; e in mano cià na medaja romana, pare de Nerone, che de sicuro doveva esse er pezzo forte daa collezione sua, come a fà vede a tutti che era ‘n omo de curtura e de quattrini: come si oggi su Instagram uno se fa er serfi co er vinile raro dii Metallica o cor pallone autografato da Totti o co Briatore ner privè daa discoteca.
Però chi è sto tizio nun lo sapemo bene. C’è chi dice Pietro Bembo, che nun è parente de Dario Baldan Bembo (armeno credo) bensì un famoso umanista, antri dicheno Niccolò di Forzore Spinelli che forse se faceva ‘e canne, ma non credo, però sicuro faceva medaje.
Interessante pensà che se ricordamo er nome der pittore ma no der personaggio. E capita sovente. Forse è mejo esse ricordati pe quello che s’è fatto piuttosto che paa faccia e basta. A meno de nun esse Nerone o antri pure peggio, che sii ricordamo pe quello che hanno fatto ma forse era mejo de no.

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I just want to say I love your blog! It's so fascinating to listen to yours and everyone else's headcanons about Ren and Stimpys personalities, and it makes me wish there was more character development, but then again it IS Ren and Stimpy. I wish I can contribute something but for now I enjoy lurking and reading new posts.

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Hitting the Stone and the Churban

The chasam sofer brings a moiredike vort. He writes that there is a midrash if Moshe Rabbeinu entered Eretz Yisroel there would not have been a churban.

Asks the Chasam Sofer, “what does this mean? If Moshe Rabbeinu entered Eretz Yisroel I can understand there wouldn’t have been a Churban Rishon- because the first Beis Hamikdash was destroyed because of Avodah Zoroh (idolatry), Shefichas Domim (spilling of blood) and Arayos. I would understand that wouldn’t have happened if Moshe Rabbeinu went in. But the second Beis Hamikdash was destroyed because of Sinas Chinam, that all is because of Yidden talking bad about each other. So what does it mean there wouldn’t have been a churban if Moshe Rabbeinu went in? In Moshe’s time there was also a Korach…

Brings the Chasam Sofer a Rambam where he says the fact Moshe hit the stone instead of speaking to it was a חטא גדול. What was the חטא גדול? Answers the Chasam Sofer: the big sin was that if he would have spoken to the stone he would have showed the Yidden the power of our speech. That the koyach of our dibur can bring water from the stone! And so they would realize to always be careful in their speech. With every word a Yid says he can achieve so much.

But by hitting the stone Moshe Rabbeinu showed the Yidden exactly the opposite. That a dibur, a word, is nothing worth. That only by hitting each other they’ll get what they want. This, says the Chasam Sofer, was the big mistake Moshe made by hitting the stone and therefore he couldn’t enter Eretz Yisroel anymore.

May we all learn from this amazing lesson to always be very careful in what we say and how we say it.

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A fairly well known Israeli singer singing “odeh hashem” by his vort…

Rocky Rider

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Ouais mes amis si vos…le corps de votre char 
ou vorte truck a besoin du répair, 
que ça soyez pour suivant un accident, 
ou ben peut-être c'est simplement  
l'âge qu'après commencer à paraître 
comme dessus un tas d'nous autres!
Le corp de vos char ou vos truck aurait besoin 
de peut-être effacer les tits graffieures 
ou un tite cabosse ou deux 
et là repeinteurer- ‘coute, 
C'est ça ça peux faire pour vous et color matching!
ça peux match la couleur de votres automobile! 
Ça va ressembler comme à du neuf encore quand c'est repeinturé-le. 
Ça se fait, et oubliez-pas que ça fait tout queckchose 
dessous le même couverature, 
même vous set-up pour louer un automobile pour vous. 
Et ça accept les differents compagnies d'assurance 
et (ils ont) contents de vous donner un estimation sans obligation! Rocky Rider a plus de trente ans d'experience 
dans l'ouvrage de body work!
(travailler les corps des chars et trucks) et son ouvrage est guaranté! Ouvert lundi au vendredi huit heures à cinq heures. 
Leur numero de phone 363 0997. 
363 0997. 
And they’re right there at 404 Tate Cove Road, 
à la Ville Platte, 
votre home town car repair center!

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Yiddish Love Poetry: I’m Soaked Through with You

I’m soaked through with you, like earth with spring rain,

and my fairest day hangs

on the pulse of your quietest word,

like a bee near the branch of a flowering linden.


I’m over you like the promise of surfeit

in the time

when the wheat comes up even with the rye in the field.


From the tips of my fingers my devotion pours on your tired head

and my years

like my sown acres

become timely ripe and gravid

with the pain

of loving you, beloved man.


Rachel [Rokhl] Häring Korn [רחל קאָרן] (1898-1982)


 

Translation from the Yiddish by Ruth Whitman


 

Kh’bin durkhgeveykt mit dir


Kh’bin durkhgeveykt mit dir, vi erd mit frilingdikn regn

un s’hengt mayn blondster tog

baym klapendikn deyfek fun dayn shtilstn vort,

vi di bin baym tsvayg fun bliende lipes.


Un kh’bin iber dir, vi der tsuzog fun shefa

in der tsayt,

ven in feld glaykht zikh oys der veyts mitn korn.


Fun mayne shpitzfinger trift getrayshaft oyf dayn mid kop,

un mayne yorn,

vi di baytn ins feld,

vern tsaytik-rayf un ongekvoln

fun tser

dikh tsu libn, gelibter man.


 

איך בין דורכגעװײַקט מיט דיר


כ׳בין דורכגעווייקט מיט דיר, ווי ערד מיט פֿרילינגדיקן רעגן,

און ס׳הענגט מײַן בלאָנדסטער טאָג,

בײַם קלאַפּנדיקן דופֿק פֿון דײַן ערשטן וואָרט,

ווי אַ בין בײַם בליִענדיקן צווײַג פֿון ליפּעס.


און כ׳בין איבער דיר, ווי דער צוזאָג פֿון שפֿע אין דער צײַט,

ווען אין פֿעלד גלײַכט זיך אויס דער ווייץ מיטן קאָרן

און לייגט זיך מיט דער האָפֿענונג פֿון גרינקייט

איבער די אויסגעקערטע פּאָדלאָגעס פֿון שפּײַכלערס.


פֿון מײַנע שפּיצן־פֿינגער טריפֿט געטרײַשאַפֿט אויף דײַן מידן קאָפּ,

ווי גאָלד געלער האָניק,

און מײַנע יאָרן —

פֿעלד, אויף וועלכן ס׳טרעטן דײַנע פֿיס,

ווערן פֿעט און אָנגעשוואָלן

פֿון ווייטיק — דיך צו ליבן,

געליבטער מאַן.

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Vi elsker vort land,
men ved midsommer mest,
når hver sky over marken velsignelsen sender, når af blomster er flest,
og når kvæget i spand giver rigeligst gave til flittige hænder;
når ikke vi pløjer og harver og tromler,
når koen sin middag i kløveren gumler:
da går ungdom til dans
på dit bud sankte Hans!
ret som føllet og lammet, der frit over engen sig tumler,
- da går ungdom til dans
på dit bud sankte Hans!
ret som føllet og lammet, der frit over engen sig tumler.

#santhans #santhansaften (at Sculpture by the Sea, Aarhus - Denmark)