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It Feels so wrong, but So Right: Part 3

Rodrick x reader

A/N: So I have gotten multiple requests for this to become a series, and so here it is. Please don’t be afraid to request ideas for upcoming parts! I got some good feedback, so enjoy! ❤

Warning: Cursing, and mentions of sex.

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And so the two of you began dating, officially. The next Monday you met Rodrick in the front of the school. You gripped onto your backpack nervously, as you approached him. He was leaning against the building, talking about something with his friends when you walked up. You stepped up awkwardly and looked at his friends who stared at you with confused, and slightly concerned looks. Rodrick’s head snapped to your attention once he noticed, and his lips curled into a smile.

“Good morning my lady!” He cheered, and wrapped an arm around you. He had you lean against the wall with him, while his hand was gently placed on your arm, keeping you close. “So, as I was saying, they’re album just came out last week and-”

“Dude! What are you doing?” One friend blurted out, clearly disturbed by your presence.

“What are you talking about?” Rodrick shrugged.

“What is she doing here? What are you doing with your arm around her? She’s a first class nerd!” Rodrick gave a flash of a humored, yet confused look. He looked at you with his eyesbrows nit together, then back at his friends.

“Yeah, so?”

“Dude. A punk like you, and a girl like her-”

“They’re dating!?” Another voice chimmed in. A high pitched squeal of a voice that sent a chill down your spine. You looked over, and a small group was now gatheringaround you. “Ugh! And I thought they were gross on their own!” One of the more popular girls. Blonde, and decked out in hot pink. The mear sight of her made you want to vomit. The small group laughed at her comment, and you felt your knees go weak. You wanted nothing more then to drop dead in that moment. Your mouth went dry, and your heart raced. You could feel the heat in your cheeks, and the panic in your soul.

“C'mon Y/N, I’ll walk you to your locker.” Rodrick took your hand, and he quided you through the halls, through the crowd of people that stared at the two of you as you walked by. “Don’t worry about them, they’re just jealous.” By the time you reached your locker, you were almost too disturbed to open it. “Hey, you okay?” He had noticed your shaking.

“Y-Yeah um…Rodrick-” The bell rang, and your heart dropped.

“I’ll see you later baby. A kiss for the road?” He was so, cool about all this. For Rodrick, he was being cool. Calm, even, sly. He leaned in, took you by the hip and kissed you. A sweet simple kiss that only lasted a simple second. All of a sudden you remembered why you were together. “Have a good day!” And with that, he was gone. You shook yourself out of hit and proceeded to your classes. In each and every one people were staring at you. It was a new feeling, and you felt intimidated, scared even. None the less, you tried to stay focused in class. Until lunch of course. Rodrick had requested that you sit with him, and so you did. You had your paper lunch bag in hand when you sat down. That familiar smile of his made everything so much better. “Y/N!” He had food stuffed in his mouth so it was a bit muffled, but he pecked your cheek. “Whatcha got there?”

“Uh, just a sandwich and some vegetables.”

“You’re mom pack it for you?” Rodrick’s friend tried to make fun of you with a weak laugh.

“No. Patty and I pack our own lunches.” You said flatly, which didn’t get much of a response. Things were going just fine until you looked over acorss the room. Several pairs of eyes were glaring through you. You watched as your friends, that sat across the room stared lazers into your very soul. You shifted in your seat uncomfortably. You knew they were already upset with you for not seeing them in the morning, but it was a double wammy that you had ditched them now at lunch. And for Rodrick no less. You tried to ignore as best you could, but you could practically feel the anger radiating.

“Hey Y/N?”

“Hm?”

“Everything okay?” Rodrick asked, placing a hand on your thigh.

“Yeah.” You lied with a small smile. He smiled back, and kissed your cheek before going back to his conversation, which, only every now and then involved you. His friends still looked at you as though you were an alien, but that wasn’t nearly as bad as the stares you were getting from everyone else. You finished your lunch, and when the bell rang Rodrick gave you another farwell kiss. Your very last class came fast, and you watched Rodrick smile at you as he walked in. Mr. Smith must have noticed because he glanced in between the two of you before starting class. You had completely forgotten about Mr. Smith and you tutoring Rodrick every afternoon. How could you haveforgotten? It was going on for weeks. Would he make you do it again today? Class went by fast, faster than anticipated. And when everyone else filed out of the room, the two of you stayed in your seats. Mr. Smith looked at the both of you as you awkwardly sat there.

“This a new thing?” He asked.

“What?” Rodrick questioned with a small voice.

“This uh…thing…between the two of you.” Your heart sunk. Fuck. He had found out the two of you had been fucking in his classroom while you were supposed to be tutoring him. This was it, this was the end. You were going to be expelled for sure. “Are you two…seeing one another?” He crossed his arms.

“Well I wouldn’t put it that way, but we have seen most of one an-”

“Dating! Heffley! Dating!” Mr. Smith shouted, and you had stifle a giggle.

“Oh! Uh, huh, yes we are.” You looked back st Rodrick. He was so proud of it, it made you smile a little.

“I knew it.”

“W-What?” You asked.

“You two have been making eyes at one another for weeks! Do you think I’m that stupid?”

“No no”

“Not at all sir.” The two of you replied.

“Well, Y/N, whatever you’ve been doing, keep doing it. Rodrick has never done better.” You eyes widened, and shock washed over you. You didn’t think you had once every actually taught Rodrick anything. “Now, the two of you are excused.”

“So uh…no tutoring today?

“Nah, I got my kid’s soccer game in a couple hours. You kids get out of here.” Rodrick took your hand as the two of you walked out of the class room.

“Fuck, that was a close one.” Rodrick whispered. “I thought we were in trouble there for a second.”

“Me too. Hey um, Rodrick can we talk about something?”

“Yeah! Sure. Whats up?” He was like a puppy dog, he looked at you with such excitement.

“Rodrick…today…didn’t it bother you?”

“Didn’t what bother me?”

“All the looks, the staring. The teasing, your friends. That didn’t bother you at all?”

“Not really. Why? Should it?”

“I just…I don’t know. Should we really be doing this? I mean we come from two different worlds, and I thought I was an outcast before. I just don’t want to be a burden-” Rodrick’s lips had crashed into yours, and he caressed your cheek. You melted into his embrace.

“I don’t give a flying fuck what they think about us. They think what they want. But I want you.”

“Rodrick…”

“C'mon, I’ll drive you home. And I have something else that you can ride too.” He purred into your neck, as you chuckled. You discovered car sex to be a lot more fun than originally thought. The familiar risk of getting caught loomed over the two of you, since you were too into it to bothering moving the car out of the parking lot. Thats right, as if you weren’t being bad enought already by having passionate, premarital sex with your drummer boyfriend Rodrick. You were doing it in the school parking lot. And you loved every second of it.

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What next? ❤

Cameron Dallas - My lady

MASTERLIST

I was standing in the line with my beanie low so it covered my whole forehead and I had my hair in my face so no one could easily recognize me. I could already see the tables where the guys were sitting. I was so excited to see Cameron, he had been away for a few weeks with the Magcon tour and I was missing him so badly that I decided to surprise him. I booked a flight and went after him. I stood in the line to really make it a surprise for him. 

“Are you Y/N?” a girl asked who was behind me. My eyes went wide, I didn’t want to get noticed. Before I could react she continued. “Oh my God it’s you!”

“No, shh don’t freak out, I want to surprise Cam!” I hissed trying to keep it down. A fee other girls turned to us and looked at me in awe. “Please don’t ruin it!” I pleaded looking around. 

“Sure, it’s so sweet,” she smiled at me. “Can I videotape it?” I laughed nodding slightly. 

“Yeah, why not.”

Ten minutes later there was only one person before me and everyone who recognized me was so excited to witness our reunion. Cam was signing a photo and then smiled at the girl. His eyes shifted to me and as he realized who he was looking at his jaw dropped. 

“Holy shit,” he breathed out as I smiled at him innocently.

“Surprise!” I laughed softly. He finally snapped out of his frozen state and jumping over the table he pulled me into a tight hug. 

Everyone around us broke out in a loud “aww” and Cam not even caring how many people were watching us just pressed his lips to mine. 

“This is the best meet&greet ever!” someone shouted and I could feel everyone’s eyes on us. 

“What are you doing here?” he asked after pulling away. “Not that I complain,” he added chuckling. 

“I just really missed you,” I told him pouting my lips. “I took off a few days from work, I can stay for a bit if you want me to.”

“Hell yeah!” he laughed pulling me closer for anothe kiss. “But since you didnt warn me, you have to share my room with me,” he whispered into my ears so no one could hear it.

“I’m down with it,” I grinned at him winking.

After our romantic reunion everyone wanted to take a photo with us, so we posed until the line got to its end and the meet&greet was over. 

“Have to admit, it’s pretty tiring,” I sighed when I was finally be able to sit down for more than half a minute.

“But exciting as well,” he smirked at me standing in front of me. “Do you want to have dinner somewhere?” he asked taking my hands in his and he started to play with my fingers like he always did.

“No, can we just go to the room?” I asked with my puppy eyes. I wasn’t really up to some more socializing, I just wanted to cuddle and get some sleep since I was a bit jetlagged from my flight. I came from the airport straight to the hotel, I didn’t even have the chance to pee, I was in a rush, I was afraid I would miss the event and my surprise wouldnt have been this awesome that way.

“We can do whatever you want,” he smiled at me leaning down and pecked my lips.

“Okay, lovebirds, take it up to your room!” Aaron commented pretending to vomit making everyone laugh.

“Oh, don’t worry, we were just about to do it,” Cam informed him pulling me up from the chair. “If anyone needs me, I’ll be with my lady taking care of his needs.”

My eyes went wide at his bold comment and I smacked him at his shoulder as all the boys cheered at him. 

“Cam, that’s so inappropriate!” I told him but I was also smiling.

“It was the truth. So come on, we have a lot of catch up to do,” he said grabbing my hand and pulled me towards the elevators as the guys started to clap while we exited the room.

anonymous asked:

da bois react to u getting food poisoning

Ian: he would grab the camera and start recording your projectile vomiting. would comment on how great the shot was. would already have targets set up for you to hit with your projectile puke

Joji: He can sense the poison inside your body before the symptoms begin to effect you. He knows it’s dangerous to tamper with fate, so he knows he cannot completely erase the illness - though he has the power to do so. He tends to your needs as you suffer through the worst of it, but it gets too bad. He thought you would be able to fight it, but with the current omniversal circumstances your body is too weak. He cannot stand to lose another friend… despite the consequences, he lowers his hand onto your stomach, seeping the sickness out from you and into his fingertips. His body absorbs the evil and immediately incinerates it. He looks to the stormy sky, and then at you. It is okay for now.

Max: OI WHAT THE FOOK M8 CRIKEY SORREY MATE LUOK YOULL BE FOIN EET WAUS JUS A LIL BIT OF PUBES MATE THE CAKE M8 THIS VIDEO IS FOOKED CRIKEY

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