Human Centipede

Is a truly fucked up movie. Like why the fuck would anyone want to watch it? Or even think of such a disturbing idea in the first place? Even if the idea wasn’t so horrid, the acting was complete shit, so I don’t see any appeal in it at all.

And it made me want to vomit.
And I’m kinda scared to go to bed and I had to turn the lights on as I went through my house.
Fucking disgusting.

Bitch Please

Did anyone notice how Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s relationship is coinciding with the release of Selena Gomez’s new album? Coincidence? I think not. In fact, if that relationship is legit and not created by their publicists then I’m Megan Fox, Mel Gibson loves Jews and pigs can fly. 


15 Things that Make Me Happy

I was tagged by bvckysredemption

1. Sleeping

2. Food

3. Fangirling with friends especially with Jerzi, Kavya, and Tara. ryokochi, xcaviar, roxylalondo

4. My mutuals and and favorite people on here being badasses. bonitaapplebelle, bioloyg, necromantrix

5. Reading series and just other interesting books.

6. When people update their fucking fanfics after 2 years.

7. Reading fanfics.

8. My grandmother being just herself, sassiness and craziness and all. It’s where I get my personality from probably.

9. Dressing up and looking hot for once even though I know I won’t get noticed or praised.

10. Singing. A lot. I sing too much actually.

11. Dancing.

12. Writing poems or stories when I get inspiration. (even when I’m pissed and crying I’m happy to get it out)

13. Swimming/ the beach.

14. Hanging out with friends even if it just means watching Grey’s anatomy or LOK.

15. My friends. My friends are fucking amazing and I’m so glad to have them in my life. They put up with me and they love me for my craziness. It’s nice to have someone be just as crazy as you and not judge. My friends are my family. Forever and Always.

I tag: ryokochi, thetaabster1, xcaviar, roxylalondo, nightwings-schway, furby56, bioloyg, estrvngedbonitaapplebelle, necromantrix and whoever else wants to do it.

Yes, Sydney and other Grammar Nazis I know the grammar sucks, so don’t bother telling me unless you want to fix it yourself. XD


Methods Of Mayhem - Get Naked

Things that are gross:
  1. FB friends going on birthright.

  2. FB friends going to the US/Mexico border, making a super long post about how poorly immigrants are treated in America and how everyone deserves human rights, but all the while supporting Israel and actively denying human rights violations that occur there.

  3. FB friends commenting on something saying that anti-Zionism is “new anti-semitism,” essentially attempting to silence any non-positive discussion of Israel by accusing people of hating Jews.

Uhhhh, instead of filling my feed with your stupid bullshit can you just cease to exist?


What is the disgusting trend with girls calling guys “Dad” or “Daddy” and the same for guys. Like do you seriously not comprehend how disgusting this is. Why would you honor a boy/girl and call them your mom/dad when your parents raise you and nurture you. While those boys/girls are literally just a temporary attraction.

Disgustingly Adorable Moment (Caution, you may vomit)

Just felt like being a fucktard and sharing.

Nothing like accidentally telling your boyfriend

(that you haven’t been dating very long)

that you love him, because you’re just so used to saying it to everyone

(I say it to my family and friends all the time),

and seeing him turn

bright red, kiss you, and whisper, “I love you too.”

(/end vomiting)

secretagentclintbarton asked:

ღ clint and baldr in mainverse, mafia verse and flower verse :p

  • Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:

Baldr, in all verses. 

  • Who’s the one to make breakfast:

Baldr in all verses apart from Mafia.

  • Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:

Probably swaps, although Baldr would make Clint serve him breakfast in main verse.

  • Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:

Clint. Clint. Clint.

  • Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:

Clint. Clint. Clint.

  • Who chooses the movies:

They’ll fight, although in mainverse Baldr would just be amazed at what a film actually is.

  • Who initiates kissing during the movie, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:

Clint all the way.

  • Who orders lunch:

Baldr in Florist and main, probably Clint in Mafia. Baldr would want Clint to try posh stuff and see what he thinks.

  • Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:

Clint all the way, although he probably wouldn’t dare in Mafia.

  • Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:

Clint in all, Baldr in Mafia.

  • Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:

Clintttt. (I’m seeing a theme)

  • Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:

Clint. Baldr in Mafia.

  • Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:


  • Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:


  • Who cooks dinner:

Baldr in all verses. Clint probably can’t cook for shit.

  • Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:

Clint’ll be made to, although not in main verse. 

  • Who stays up until 2 reading:


  • Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:

Both probably alternate, although certainly Baldr in main, Clint in Mafia.

  • Who kisses their partner while they sleep: