voltron chats

Something that happened at my school today, but also imagine your OTP
  • Teacher: Compare answers with friends around you.
  • Boy: what if you don't have any friends?
  • Teacher: Then compare answers with your nemesis.
  • Boy; *sighs and turns towards the guy next to him WHO IS actually his friend* What did you get?
  • Guy next to him: *pushes the boys paper off the desk without looking up from his phone*
  • Boy: GOD DAMN IT
  • <p> <b>Person A:</b> so you have a boy/girlfriend?<p/><b>Person B:</b> yeah I do!<p/><b>Person A:</b> cool! where are they from?<p/><b>Person B:</b> a different nation...<p/><b>Person A:</b> which one?<p/><b>Person B:</b> my imagiNATION<p/><b>Person A:</b> ...<p/><b>Person B:</b> get out ...<p/></p>
  • Hunk: Lance, why are you posing?
  • Lance: Google Earth. Always taking pictures.
  • Keith: We're not on Earth.
  • Lance:
  • Pidge: If he cries, it's your fault.

This doggo is so cute, Shiro went full Steven Universe for a moment there

EDIT: I drew a sequel to this comic!

  • Shiro: Keith, keep an eye on Lance today. He's gonna do something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
  • Keith: Sure. I'd love to see Lance get punched.
  • Shiro: Try again.
  • Keith: I will stop Lance from getting punched.
  • Shiro: Correct.

Pidge: Ok, so don’t get too excited, but I’ve worked out a way to connect the laptop to the internet…
Lance: Pidge how the quiznak did you think I was not going to get excited about this?!?!?!
Hunk: Anything I can help with?
Pidge: Ok, so the thing is that from our end it’s pretty simple right, I mean it’s just a case of sending and receiving correctly coded signals, and my laptop has the inbuilt hardware for all that. The real problem is that we’re light years away, and even with the ship’s range, it’d take years for our signal to reach Earth, and we can’t use the speed-enhanced Altean frequencies because it has to fit in with the existing architecture, and then coming back there isn’t enough range anyway and-
Keith: Pidge, breathe
Pidge: …Anyway, if we had a way to transport the signals instantly we could simply relay them back and forth through, say, a wormhole specifically designed to transport waves rather than matter?
Hunk: But the only way to do that is if….
Pidge: … yeah

Shiro: I can’t believe you’re seriously debating asking the princess to use her Altean energy so the castle can get a wifi signal
Shiro: *leaves*
Other paladins: *ashamed shuffling*
Five minutes later
Shiro, running back into the room: SHE SAID YES!!

season one klance: rivalry and teasing, with lots of friendly moments and them learning to work together in serious situations, “frenemies” by the end of the season

season two klance: working together in even more situations, being supportive and caring for each other when they’re in danger

season three klance: supporting each other during emotionally difficult moments, lance seeking out keith to either comfort him or be comforted, their rivalry is basically gone and replaced with gentle touches and soft, admiring smiles

season four is going to have some God Tier klance moments

me: *has three hours of homework*

me: *has four test tomorrow*

me: *has two loads of laundry to fold*

me: *hasn’t eaten in 8 hours*

me: *hasn’t slept in 3 years*

me: *wants to become internet famous*

me when i have free time: *starts a 32 season tv show*