- Bokuto: Akaashiiiii!!!
- Akaashi: yes bokuto-san?
- Bokuto: you know how the body is made up of 70% water?
- Akaashi: yes??
- Bokuto: if i stand on someone does that make me 70% jesus?
- Kuroo: bro thats amazing!
- Bokuto: bro i know!
- Kenma: *scowls* fucking idiots
- Akaashi: bokuto-san please never speak to me again
Ah, hey, I'm sort of new on here... can you please do headcannon of Izaya playing basketball and volleyball against his s/o? Thank you^^~☆