I find it funny how Cursed Child is being denounced as canon due to “plot holes.” Yet the story had no real plotholes at all? Harry’s hurting scar? Easily a warning of Voldie’s possible return due to time warping. Voldie having a kid? It was never disproven in the original story, and can fit if you take time to think on it. Cedric going bad is not a plothole, it’s an alternative reality. The time turner is a NEW invention that goes back actual YEARS instead of hours. It’s not a plothole.
I am really annoyed with the idea that Slytherins are always cool, calm and unemotional. Most of the Slytherins we see are very emotional, and make a lot of important decisions based on strong emotion, and even foil themselves
because they get too emotional. They’ll absolutely tear themselves
apart for whatever they love, whether that’s a person or power. You have to feel strongly about something to be truly
I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THE EXAMPLES. Someone insulted you/your
family/someone you care about? Forget the snide comebacks, it’s time to
SCREAM, YELL, CURSE THEM WITH BOILS. Family doesn’t approve of your
boyfriend? ELOPE, it doesn’t matter whether this turns out to be a terrible
decision. Boy Who Lived refuses to be your friend? OBSESS OVER HIM FOR
THE NEXT SEVEN YEARS. Telepathic Dark Lord is threatening your son/childhood
friend? Lie on the spot AND RISK A TORTUROUS DEATH TO DEFY HIM. Dark Lord is threatening
your house elf? DRINK POISON AND THROW YOURSELF INTO A PIT OF ZOMBIES.
Slytherin is the House of cunning, not the House of rational
I tried to sketch out what I remember about the Voldy AR robes in HPCC! There’s a high collared shirt that buttons down, and the robes have a wide top flap thingie (whatever they’re called). The hem is shorter and the fabric is waaaay heavier than the light floaty/flappy material used for the original Hogwarts robes. All in all it just looks really restricting and tight. (also can we appreciate how thin Scorpius looks in his skinny pants? His legs look even skinnier in the Voldy timeline. Poor guy.) I’ll have to pay closer attention this Friday for more details on the robes and especially on the back, but yes! Have this for now! :D
Okay, so we have a ridiculous amount of queerbaiting, Harry being a straight-up bitch to his son, this whole play sounds like a half-assed fanfiction, and they have to read with their own eyes about why Snape was a good guy after all. What else could I do to piss off my readers?
I know, how about we give Voldemort a daughter and force them to imagine Voldy and Bellatrix doing the diddly-do. That'll make them mad.
regulus black is pretty much the unsung redemptive hero of the harry potter books, i mean, he went from being a death eater to dying after having stolen and successfully hidden a horcrux and replaced it with a fake one with a message saying ‘fuck you voldy’ in it
hands up if you feel cheated that voldy’s death in the movies was all dramatic and violent while tom riddle dying in the book was deliberately understated to show that, despite it all, he was just a man